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Subj:    Cats-Supp Jokes
               (Includes 17 jokes and articles, 22923,15,cf,wXT4,12)

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Includes the following:  5 Kittens In A Basket - Photo (S923)
.........................Happy Inside - IKEA Cats Advert (S908)
.........................My Daughter And Her Cat (S859)
.........................Cat Opens Freezer To Steal Fish Sticks - Video (S798)
.........................Cravendale Milk Ad - Cats With Thumbs - Video (S739)
.........................The Difference Between Dogs and Cats (S56)
.........................Why The Dog Left - Photo (S399b)
.........................Cat With New Bionic Back Legs - Video (S702)
.........................A Little History From the 1500s
.........................Stanley And Gabriel - Video (S693b)
.........................Trip to the Veterinary Clinic (S748)
.........................Standing Cat Videos I And II (S691b)
.........................Mission Impossible Cats - Video (S689b)
                         Short Cat Jokes And Facts
..............................The Box - Simon's Cat - Video (S897)
..............................Where is the CAT?????? (S787)
..............................Simon's Cat In 'Snow Business' - Video (S787)
..............................Cat Playing The Shell Game - Video (S751)
..............................Laser Cat Bowling - Video (S736)

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Subj:     5 Kittens In A Basket (S923d)
          From: Rucas Castro on Facebook
 Source: http://animals.desktopnexus.com/get/424198/
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.....Click 'HERE' to see an enlargement of this cute photo.
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Subj:     Happy Inside - IKEA Cats Advert (S908d)
          Published by IKEA Cats
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/embed/Z7vXP3tHzhA

 IKEA UK releases 100 house cats into their Wembley, UK
 store. These cats are given free reign to explore it.
 There's absolutely nothing better than a curious cat,
 except perhaps a group of them!  Click 'HERE' to see
 this beautiful, clever ad.

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Subj:     My Daughter And Her Cat (S859)

 Over the last thirty years, four times I got an abscess where
 the sun don't shine.  The doctor explained that one possible
 cause was pushing too hard while taking a dump.  This can
 cause a side fistula to the anus.  This second ass hole can
 become infected and form an abscess.

 My daughter is a hypochondriac.  If she reads about it, she
 starts having the symptoms.  After she went home, she worried
 for a week that she was getting an abscess.  On Friday evening
 at 10:00 she noticed Baby, her seventeen year old cat's, butt
 was red.  On closer examination, she found a side fistula and
 knew her cat might die.

 By 11:00, she and Baby were in her car on the was to the
 emergency vet's office.  After waiting for an hour, the vet
 examined the cat.  Baby's pulse rate was too high, but finally
 came back down to normal.  After looking at Baby's butt, the
 vet explained the crack in the skin was Baby's vulva.

 My daughter, who studied in college for six years, towards
 a master's degree in human sexuality from the Psychiatry
 department said "A what?"

 The vet said "You know, where the kittens come out."

 When the vet's staff stopped laughing, they only charged her
 forty dollars for the visit.  And her terrible dad posted
 her story on the Internet.

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Subj:     Cat Opens Freezer To Steal Fish Sticks
          From: ginafm on 4/7/2012 (S798d,cf,md4,2)
Photo from Google.com
 Source1: http://laughingsquid.com/oscar-the-cat-cleverly-
..........opens-freezer-to-retrieve-frozen-fish-sticks/
 Source2: https://www.youtube.com/embed/bmTxB5nXlzk
 Source3: https://www.youtube.com/embed/u8bbPFaeyGU
 Source4: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Devon_Rex

 This Devon Rex cat named Oscar is a "super sneak" and
 has learned to open the freezer door (meowing excessively
 the entire time) to retrieve frozen fish sticks.  It's
 not just freezer doors that he can open, as seen in
 second video.

 Click 'HERE' to see Oscar's amazing antics to get fish sticks.

 Click 'HERE' to see Oscar open other doors.

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Subj:     Cravendale Milk Ad - Cats With Thumbs
          From: Wimp.com
          on 3/14/2011(S739d in Headline-Ad-Supp)
 Source: (Removed from milkmatters.co.uk)

 Why do cats stare when you're pouring milk?  Click 'HERE'
 to see this very cute, fifty-five second, milk ad.

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Subj:     The Difference Between Dogs and Cats (S56)
          From: humorlist-digest V2 #49 on 98-02-20

 A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love
 me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and
 take good care of me... They must be Gods!

 A cat thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love
 me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and
 take good care of me...  I must be a God!

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Subj:     Why The Dog Left (S399b)
          From: Imogenelumen on 9/11/2004
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Subj:     Cat With New Bionic Back Legs (S702d)
          From: Wimp.com on 6/30/2010
 Source1: https://www.youtube.com/embed/LUhOKRKksCU
 Source2: http://www.wimp.com/catlegs/

 Oscar the cat lost both his hind feet to a farmer's combine
 harvester.  To save his life, Dr. Noel Fitzpatrick must
 attempt a revolutionary surgery to give him new limbs.
 Click 'HERE' to see this heart-warming story of a cat who
 gets two new legs.

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Subj:     Part of:  A Little History From the 1500s in FACTS5

 Houses had thatched roofs-thick straw, piled high, with no
 wood underneath.  It was the only place for animals to get
 warm, so all the dogs, cats and other small animals (mice
 rats, and bugs) lived in the roof.  When it rained it became
 slippery and sometimes the animals would slip and fall off
 the  roof -- hence the saying "It's raining cats and dogs."
 

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Subj:     Stanley And Gabriel (S693b,d)
          From: darrellvip on 4/25/2010
Photo from YouTube.com
 Source: https://www.youtube.com/embed/-i7Ep4e5_cg

 Stanley, a black cat, and Gabriel, a labrador, are best
 friends.  Click 'HERE' to see this cute, sweet video.

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Subj:     Trip to the Veterinary Clinic (S748)
          From: ezines@arcamax.com on 5/17/2011

 A client recently brought her two cats in to my husband's
 veterinary clinic for their annual checkup. One was a small-
 framed, round tiger-striped tabby, while the other was a
 long, sleek black cat.  She watched closely as I put each
 on the scale. "They weigh about the same," I told her.

 "That proves it!" she exclaimed. "Black does make you look
 slimmer. And stripes make you look fat."

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Subj:     Standing Cat Videos I And II (S691b,d)
          From: Wimp.com on 4/15/2010 (cf,md4,2)
      and From: YouTube.com
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 These two videos of a cat standing on it's hind legs,
 and watching someone are very eerie.
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After see in "Standing Cat Is Watching You" at
https://www.youtube.com/embed/W1NR7oGzcEg
by clicking 'HERE',
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I became impressed by "Standing Cat, Zorro and Mariachi"
at https://www.youtube.com/embed/gZy2I8csVQU
and http://www.wimp.com/standingtwo/
 by clicking 'HERE'.

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Subj:     Mission Impossible Cats (S689b,d)
          From: ginafm on 3/18/2010
 Source: https://www.youtube.com/embed/GDCluEdQ6is

 These Mission Impossible type stunts by several cats are
 impressive.  Click 'HERE' to see these cats do difficult stunts.


Subj:     Short Cat Jokes and Facts

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Subj:     The Box - Simon's Cat (S897d)
          Posted by Simon's Cat
          From: Kelly Jackson on Facebook
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/embed/EKvNqe8cKU4
 A curious cat investigates an empty cardboard box.
 Click 'HERE' to see this cute, realistic video
 

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Subj:     Where is the CAT?????? (S787d in WhereIsCat?)
          From: brucejohnsonbaugh on 2/8/2012
Photo from Kat Walk Designs
 I guarantee there is a cat hidden in each of these pictures.
 It took awhile to find them and they weren't easy!  But once
 I found them, I wondered how I had missed them.  If you
 give up, the solution for each photo is provided.

 Click 'HERE' to find the cat in these twenty-three "Where is
 the CAT?" photos.  Some are very pretty, some strange, and
 some are challenging, but all are fun.
 
 

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Subj:     Simon's Cat In 'Snow Business' (S787d)
          From: Lu Ann Smith Bragg on Facebook
 Source: https://www.youtube.com/embed/Tuf61OjvoPQ
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tuf61OjvoPQ?ob=av3e
 A curious cat discovers snow for the first time.  Click
 'HERE' to see this cute Simon's Cat video.
 

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Subj:     Cat Playing The Shell Game (S751d)
          From: Wimp.com on 6/1/2011
Photo from YouTube.com
 Source1: https://www.youtube.com/embed/EppdVuV0z8I
 Source2: http://www.wimp.com/shellgame/
 A smart little cat is learns how to play the shell game
 and wins two out of three games.  Click 'HERE' to see
 this very smart cat.
 

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Subj:     Laser Cat Bowling (S736d)
          From: Wimp.com on 2/19/2011
 Source1: http://www.wimp.com/catbowling/
 Source2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFztjgfDWDA

 This video involves a cat, cups, a towel and a laser.
 It was the product of dad being bored one afternoon.
 Click 'HERE' to see this very cute, seventeen second video.
 

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