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Subj:     Cow and Sheep Jokes Supplement (Gz)
                 (Includes 4 jokes and articles)

Mad Bull  from
cookpat.geo@yahoo.com
Includes the following:  All I Need To Know About Life I Learned From a Cow (S479c)
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                         Short Cow and Sheep Jokes (S182)
..............................Even A Sheep Needs A Drink (S604c)
..............................How Sheep Pick Their Nose (S559c)
..............................Bad Day At The Rodeo (S485b)
..............................Protect The Sheep (S485)
..............................Titty Bar In Wisconsin (S554b)

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Subj: All I Need To Know About Life I Learned From a Cow (S479c)
      From: Joke-Of-The-Day-Mail.com on 3/24/2006

 * Wake up in a happy mooo-d.

 * Don't cry over spilled milk.

 * When chewing your cud, remember: There's no fat,
   no calories, no cholesterol, and no taste!

 * The grass is green on the other side of the fence.

 * Turn the udder cheek and mooo-ve on. Seize every
   opportunity and milk it for all its worth!

 * It's better to be seen and not herd.

 * Honor thy fodder and thy mother and all your udder relatives.

 * Never take any bull from anybody.

 * Always let them know who's the bossy.

 * Stepping on cowpies brings good luck.

 * Black and white is always an appropriate fashion statement.

 * Don't forget to cow-nt your blessings every day.

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Subj:     Short Cow ? Sheep Jokes

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Subj:     Even A Sheep Needs A Drink (S604c)
          From: ginafm on 8/3/2008
Drawing from Flackr.com
 This is a cute, interesting photo that shows how animals
 can adapt to humans.  Click 'HERE' to view it.
 

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Subj:     How Sheep Pick Their Nose (S559c)
          From: LABLaughsClean
          on 10/1/2007
 Source: http://www.lablaughs.com/clean_toon.php?id=C19890810
 You can view this amazing and beautiful picture at the
 source above, or on my web site by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     Bad Day At The Rodeo (S485b)
          From: darrell94590
          on 5/9/2006
 To view this scary, but funny, movie on my web site click 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     Protect The Sheep (S485 in Games2)
          From: LABLaughsClean 
          on 5/3/2006
 Source: http://www.donkeycade.com/games/Sheep-Color-Balls
 This game is so silly and dumb that it is cute.  Press A, S, D
 and use the mouse to play.  You can play it at the source above,
 or on my web site by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     Titty Bar In Wisconsin (S554b in Nat_States-Supp)
          From: CKButch4Femme
          on 8/30/2007
 This animated GIF is very funny.  You can
 view it on my web site by clicking 'HERE'.

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Cow Eating from
Animated GIF Finder
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