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The Koala And The Lizard (S809)
From: virv on 7/12/2012
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Source: http://www.myrtlebeachwebdesign.com/koala-lizard.html
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A koala was sitting in
a gum tree smoking a joint when a little lizard walked past, looked up
and said, 'Hey Koala! What are you doing?' |
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| The koala said, 'Smoking
a joint, come up and have some.' |
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So the little lizard
climbed up and sat next to the koala where they enjoyed
a few hits. After a while the
little lizard said that
his mouth was 'dry' and that he was
going to get
a drink from the river.
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| The little lizard was
so stoned that he leaned over too far and fell into the river. |
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A crocodile saw this and swam over
to the little lizard and helped him to the side. Then he asked the
little lizard, 'What's the matter with you?'
The little lizard explained to the
crocodile that he had been sitting with the koala in the tree, smoking
a joint, but got too stoned and fell into the river while taking a drink.
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The crocodile said that
he had to check this out and walked into the rain forest,
found the tree where the koala was
sitting finishing a joint. The crocodile looked up and said, 'Hey
you!'
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So the koala looked down
at him and said,
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'Shiiiiiiiiiiit dude...
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How much water did you drink?' |
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