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GoD And DoG by Wendy J Francisco (S758)
From: hilary.miller05 on 7/23/2011 |
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This wonderful video was written,
recorded, and animated
by Wendy J. Francisco.
I watched this video several times
while I was making a web page
from it. The more I saw it,
the more I liked it. Click
on the above source, or 'HERE'
for my copy, to see this religious
themed video.
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Dog Plays The Piano And Sings (S732)
From Wimp.com on 1/22/2010 |
Tucker, our one and a half year
old Schnoodle, plays
the piano and sings along at
least 3 or 4 times every
day. In spite of all of
his practicing, he really
isn't getting any better at
it. Click on either
source, or 'HERE'
for my copy, to watch this cute
doggie play the piano and sing.
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The Dog Who Knows 1,000 Words (S735)
From: Wimp.com on 2/12/2011 |
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Neil Degrasse Tyson introduces
you to one amazing K-9,
a six-year-old female border
collie named Chaser.
Chaser's owner, John Pilley,
has spent years training
and testing the limits of her
intelligence. The 82-
year-old psychology professor
used children's toys and
other objects to teach Chaser
nouns, and she's still
learning new things.
Over the course of three years,
Pilley spent four to
five hours a day teaching Chaser
about new objects and
their names. Pilley jokes
that he almost had to go to
bed at 8 p.m. just to keep up
with the Chaser's never-
ending energy and attention
to the training.
Click on any source, or 'HERE'
for my copy, to see a
video about this amazing dog.
The video comes from
ABC News with Diane Sawyer.
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Dancing Merengue Dog (S711)
From: Dalt Williams on Facebook on 8/31/2010 |
This video is wonderful.
It gets better and better the
farther into the video it goes.
Click on the source
above, or 'HERE'
for my copy, to see the cute movie.
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Extraordinary Mothers (S711b)
From: CKButch4Femme on 8/28/2010 (in Mothers-Supp) |
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This Assignment America video
discusses a dog named Lilly
wet nursing a litter of kittens
and mother animals of many
species caring for babies of
other species. Click on either
source, or 'HERE'
for my copy, to see this wonderful story.
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Subj:
Dog Rescues Another Dog (S710b)
From: Ruby Lou on Facebook on 8/26/2010 |
A surveillance camera on a busy
Santiago, Chile highway
captured images of a dog trotting
past speeding cars to
pull the body of another dog,
fatally struck by a vehicle,
away from traffic. One
report has the struck dog living.
Other accounts have the first
dog dying. Click on one
of the above sources, or 'HERE'
for my copy, to see this
amazing story.
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Jasmine The Greyhound (S699b)
From: satam3 on 6/6/2010 |
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When Jasmine the abandoned greyhound
arrived at a
wildlife sanctuary shivering
and desperate for food,
she needed all the love in the
world to nurse her
back to full health. Now
it appears the kindness
and patience shown to her has
rubbed off - for the
rescue dog has become a surrogate
mother for the
50th time. Click on either
source, or 'HERE' for
my copy, to read this wonderful,
true story of love.
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Subj:
Breakfast at Ginger's (S697)
From: sam.hutkins on 5/28/2010 Photo from YouTube.com |
This video of a golden retriever
dog eating breakfast
with hands is very cute, funny,
and heart-warming.
Click on the above source, or
'HERE'
for my copy,
to see this great video.
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Smart Southern Dog (S689b)
From: tom on 4/1/2010 |
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Click on the above source, or
'HERE'
for my copy, to see
this amazingly, well trained
dog.
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Subj:
Dog Eats Dinner (S687b)
From: ginafm on 3/13/2010 Photo from YouTube.com |
Click on the above source, or
'HERE'
for my copy,
to see this cute, funny video.
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Pedigree Dogs Ad Shot At 1000 FPS (S686d)
From: Wimp.com on 2/18/2010 |
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It's dogs in slow-mo catching
treats. What could be better.
Click on either source above,
or 'HERE' for my copy, to see
this wonderful video.
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Subj:
Why Everyone Needs A Dog (S639)
From: tom on 4/10/2009 |
Click 'HERE' to view this silly, cute video.
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When An Engineer Owns A Dog (S634c)
From: rfslick on 3/2/2009 (in Engineer1) |
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This video is very cute.
Only an engineer could have
dreamed up this device and then
created it. Click on
the above source, or 'HERE'
for my copy, to view it.
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Subj: Buying
A Guard Dog (S740)
From: ezines@arcamax.com on 3/22/2011
Sam and George owned a store
in the outskirts of San Francisco.
It had been burglarized several
times in the past year and Sam
decided to buy a guard dog.
Shopping for one, Sam found himself
in Chinatown, at a pet
store whose sign boasted, The
Best Guard Dogs That Money Will
Buy. He entered the store,
but much to his disappointment,
all the dogs he could see were
Pekingese.
"Excuse me", Sam said to the
manager, "But the sign outside
says you sell guard dogs. Where
are they?"
The manager, an elderly Chinese,
replied, "Oh, but these are
highly trained guard dogs. They
all know karate."
"Karate! No way."
"I'll show you", said the shop
owner. He took one of the
Pekingese out to the backyard
and put it in front of a brick.
The dog stood absolutely still.
The shopkeeper gave a
command, "Karate! Brick!"
And with complete astonishment,
Sam saw the little dog perform
a perfect karate chop, splitting
the brick in half. Totally
amazed, he bought the dog.
Back at his own store, he showed
the guard dog Pekingese to George,
who thought he was completely
mad and told him to return the
Pekingese immediately.
"But, he is a trained guard dog."
"Yeah, sure!"
Sam put the Pekingese on the floor and said, "He knows karate!!"
With a sneer George retorted, "Karate! My Foot!"
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Mopping With Dogs (S633b)
From: ginafm on 2/24/2009 |
This 5 MB movie is very cute.
Click on the above source,
or 'HERE'
for my file copy, to see the movie.
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Ron White On The Jay Leno Show
From: darrellvip on 2/20/09 (S632b,S804) Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVpZcRQbXSs |
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Ron White's comedy routing about
his wife's dog dying
is very funny but strange.
Either click on the above
source, or 'HERE'
for my file version of this Tonight
Show skit.
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A Little Boy And His Dog (S630 in Kids3)
From: darrellvip on 2/6/2009 |
This 5 MB movie is wonderful. Click 'HERE' to see it.
| Subj:
Skateboarding Pete The Dog (S600c)
From:LABLaughsClean on 7/7/2008 Photo from
YouTube...
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This is the most amazing dog
video I have ever seen.
You can watch this dog skateboard
at the above source,
or on my web site by clicking
'HERE'.
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Balloon Poping Dog On Tonight Show (S622)
From: mauryschu on 12/7/2008 |
Click 'HERE'
to see the first time the amazing, balloon-popping
Jack Russell Terrier appeared
on Jay Leno's Tonight Show.
| Subj:
Driving Dog Prank (S584c in Mailman)
From: RDobry on 4/1/2008 At: www.justforlaughs.ca/home |
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This postal dog not only delivers
your mail, but he drives
and gives directions!
You can view this movie at the above
source, or on my web site by
clicking 'HERE'.
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Sniffer The Dog (S615b)
From: darrellvip on 10/8/2008 |
Click 'HERE'
to see this funny video. The narrative
is in Spanish.
| Subj:
Jasper And The Yeast Rolls (S622c)
From: LABLaughsClean on 11/25/2008 Photo from
TexasCooking.com...
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This true story of a fox terrier
from a rescue program
and a Thanksgiving dinner is
quite cute but very long.
Click 'HERE'
read this heart-warming tale.
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The Ping-Pong Match (S581b in Other-Sports)
From: AFine963 on 3/7/2008 |
This 2,500 KB commercial for
Show Bound dog food is cute.
Click 'HERE'
to view it.
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Gin The Dog (S588)
From: rfslick on 4/22/2008 Photo from
YouTube...
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On the show 'Britain's Got Talent
2008', Gin the dog
was amazing. You can see
this cute movie at the
above source, or on my web site
by clicking 'HERE'.
to see Kate Nicholas & Gin's
audition.
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Subj:
Four Great Escapes By Dogs (S571)
From: darrellvip on 12/28/2007 |
This very cute video shows how
four dogs break
out of their jails. Click
'HERE'
to view.
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Faith The Two Legged Dog (S582)
From: rfslick on 3/9/2008 Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZsV4R3XJKk |
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This is the amazing story of
Faith the two legged dog.
You can see the video at the
source above, or on my
web site by clicking 'HERE'.
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Subj: A Redneck
And His Dog (S568c)
From: darrellvip on 12/9/2007
On a hot summer day, a redneck
came into the Oakland, MD
with his dog. He tied
the dog under the shade of a tree
and went into the Elks for a
cold beer.
About 20 minutes later a policeman
came into the bar and
asked who owned the dog tied
under the tree. The redneck
said that it was his.
The policeman said, "Your dog seems to be in heat."
The redneck replies, "No way
dog's in heat she's cool cause
I got 'er tied unner the shade
tree."
The policeman says, "No! You
don't understand your dog needs
to be bred..
"No way," the redneck says, "dog
don't need bread, she ain't
hongry, cause I fed 'ER beef
jerky this mornin'."
Now the policeman gets mad and
yells out; "NO! You don't seem
to understand, your dog wants
to have sex!"
The redneck looks at him with
a long pause and says, "Go 'head.
I always wanted a police dog!"
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Meet My Little Friend (S626b)
From: gattica30 on 1/8/2009 |
This silent security tape at
a gun store is cute. Click
'HERE'
to see it.
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Dog Having a Blast in the Snow (S627c)
From: rfslick on 1/15/2009 |
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It was during a blizzard in the
late 1990s where 54 inches
of snow fell in 48 hours near
Ward, Colorado. And this dog
loved every moment of it.
No snow hill was too deep for
him to run around in.
Click on the above source, or 'HERE'
for my file version, to see
this very happy dog.
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Ultimate Dog Tease (S746)
From: Rosie Switzer and Tim Winfield on Facebook on 5/4/2011 |
This cute talking dog video comes
from Talking Animals
at YouTube.com/talkinganimals.
Click on either source, or 'HERE'
for my copy, to see
this great video. Even
though we know that this dog
isn't talking, it sure looks
like he understood every
word.
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Two Dogs In A Busy Restaurant (S758d)
From: AFine963 on 7/18/2011 Photo from
YouTube.com...
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Two dogs waiting patiently to
get served in a "restaurant".
Click on either source, or 'HERE'
for my copy, to see this
very cute video.
Subj: Short
Dog Jokes
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Biscuit, The Rock Climbing Dog (S759)
From: Wimp.com on 7/28/2011 Photo from YouTube.com |
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3 Soda Water Dogs At An English Pub (S759)
From: tom on 7/26/2011 Photo from
YouTube.com...
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Midnight Pizza Pup (S749)
From: Wimp.com on 5/21/2011 |
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Dog Wants 'Stranger' To Throw A Stick
From: Wimp.com on 5/7/2011 (S747) |
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Doggy Conga Line (S739)
From: Wimp.com on 3/9/2011 |
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Hot Salsa Dog (S726)
From: Wimp.com on 12/9/2010 |
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Subj:
Off The Mark (S724)
By Mark Parisi on 5/2/2000 From: satam3 on 11/28/2010 |
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Two Dogs On A Treadmill (S701)
From: Wimp.com on 6/21/2010 |
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Subj:
Jake The Wonder Dog (S708)
By Jerry Toon Productions From: darrellvip on 8/9/2010 |
| Subj:
Another Problem Caused By Deforestation
From: brucejohnsonbaugh on 4/2/2010 (S689) |
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Cheyenne (S696b in TearJerker2)
By Catherine Moore From: rfslick on 3/11/2010 |
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Garfield Comic Strip (S686b)
By Jim Davis From: WashingtonPost.com on 3/7/2010 |
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Mother Goose And Grimm (S681b)
By Mike Peters From: Grimmy.com on 1/31/2009 |
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Strange Brew (S652)
by John Deering From: Creators.com on 7/6/2009 |
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Peanuts Comic Strips (S618c)
By Charles M. Schulz From: WashingtonPost.com on 11/8/2008 |
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Buddy Gets His Nose Checked (S606b)
From: ginafm on 8/13/2008 (in ophthalmogist) |
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Subj:
Not Want To Go To The Vet (S604b)
From: ginafm on 8/3/2008 Drawing from Laundro-Mutt.com |
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Puppy Love (S554c)
From: LABLaughsClean on 8/29/2007 |
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Subj:
Top Ten Smartest and Dumbest Dog Breeds (S594)
From: ginafm on 6/9/2008 Photo from CBS2Chicago |
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What Breed Are You? (S565c)
From: edapsmas on 11/17/2007 Drawing
from DeCaturSt.com...
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Subj:
How To Hug A Baby (S583b)
From: AllFunny.net on 3/28/2008 |
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The Pink Dachshund (S581b)
From: rfslick on 3/4/2008 |
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Subj:
Gangsters Take Out Contract On Dog (S571c)
From: LABLaughsClean on 12/27/2007 |
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Obedience School Winner (S565c)
From: rfslick on 11/17/2007 |
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Subj:
Tiny Dog Battles Rattleshake To Save Baby (S565b)
From: LABLaughsClean on 11/2/2007 |
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Dog With Two Noses (S560b)
From: LABLaughsClean on 10/12/2007 |
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Subj:
A Matter Of Taste (S560b)
From: LABLaughsAdult on 10/8/2007 |
From: LABLaughsAdult on 6/19/2008 (S596b)
(Also see 'Thought
For The Day' in Psych-Supp)
Handle every stressful situation
like a dog.
Piss on it and walk away.
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.Odie
from Buckmaster's Index.
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