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Subj:     Dog-Supp Jokes (Gz)
                 (Includes 17 jokes and articles)

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Includes the following:  Driving Dog Prank (S584c)
.........................A Redneck And His Dog (S568c)
                         Short Dog Jokes
..............................Not Want To Go To The Vet (S604b)
..............................Skateboarding Pete The Dog (S600c)
..............................Top Ten Smartest and Dumbest Dog Breeds (S594)
..............................Gin The Dog (S588)
..............................How To Hug A Baby (S583b)
..............................Faith The Two Legged Dog (S582)
..............................The Ping-Pong Match (S581b)
..............................The Pink Dachshund (S581b)
..............................Gangsters Take Out Contract On Dog (S571c)
..............................What Breed Are You? (S565c)
..............................Four Great Escapes By Dogs (S571)
..............................Obedience School Winner (S565c)
..............................Tiny Dog Battles Rattleshake To Save Baby (S565b)
..............................Dog With Two Noses (S560b)
..............................A Matter Of Taste (S560b)
..............................Puppy Love (S554c)

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Subj:     Driving Dog Prank (S584c in Mailman)
          From: RDobry on 4/1/2008
          At: www.justforlaughs.ca/home
 Source: http://video.yahoo.com/watch/1434223/4928220
 This postal dog not only delivers your mail, but he drives
 and gives directions!  You can view this movie at the above
 source, or on my web site by clicking 'HERE'.

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Subj:     A Redneck And His Dog (S568c)
          From: darrellvip on 12/9/2007

 On a hot summer day, a redneck came into the Oakland, MD
 with his dog.  He tied the dog under the shade of a tree
 and went into the Elks for a cold beer.

 About 20 minutes later a policeman came into the bar and
 asked who owned the dog tied under the tree.  The redneck
 said that it was his.

 The policeman said, "Your dog seems to be in heat."

 The redneck replies, "No way dog's in heat she's cool cause
 I got 'er tied unner the shade tree."

 The policeman says, "No! You don't understand your dog needs
 to be bred..

 "No way," the redneck says, "dog don't need bread, she ain't
 hongry, cause I fed 'ER beef jerky this mornin'."

 Now the policeman gets mad and yells out; "NO! You don't seem
 to understand, your dog wants to have sex!"

 The redneck looks at him with a long pause and says, "Go 'head.
 I always wanted a police dog!"

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Subj:     Not Want To Go To The Vet (S604b)
          From: ginafm on 8/3/2008
Drawing from Laundro-Mutt.com
 I suspect that this wonderful, Norman Rockwell type
 photo was staged.  Either way, you can laugh at this
 great picture by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     Skateboarding Pete The Dog (S600c)
          From:LABLaughsClean on 7/7/2008
Photo from YouTube...
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OH5YGgGXc6w
 This is the most amazing dog video I have ever seen.
 You can watch this dog skateboard at the above source,
 or on my web site by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     Top Ten Smartest and Dumbest Dog Breeds (S594)
          From: ginafm on 6/9/2008
Photo from CBS2Chicago
 Source: http://cbs2chicago.com/slideshows/smartest.dumbest.dogs.20.696673.html
 How smart is your dog?  Is he one of the ten smartest breeds?
 Go to the above source and learn CBS's "Early Show" rating
 of dogs.
 

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Subj:     Gin The Dog (S588)
          From: rfslick on 4/22/2008
Photo from YouTube...
 Source: http://youtube.com/watch?v=3Bt4kguLPTU
 On the show 'Britain's Got Talent 2008', Gin the dog
 was amazing.  You can see this cute movie at the
 above source, or on my web site by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     How To Hug A Baby (S583b)
          From: AllFunny.net
          on 3/28/2008
 Source: http://allfunny.net/index.php/funny-pictures/how-to-hug-a-baby.html
 This set of four photos is very cut.  You can view them at
 the source above, or on my web site by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     Faith The Two Legged Dog (S582)
          From: rfslick on 3/9/2008
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZsV4R3XJKk
 This is the amazing story of Faith the two legged dog.
 You can see the video at the source above, or on my
 web site by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     The Ping-Pong Match (S581b in Other-Sports)
          From: AFine963
          on 3/7/2008
 This 2,500 KB commercial for Show Bound dog food is cute.
 Click 'HERE' to view it.
 

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Subj:     The Pink Dachshund (S581b)
          From: rfslick
          on 3/4/2008
 The mama is a Dachshund.  She is fostering this guy for
 another mom who couldn't take care of him.  You can view
 these eight, cute pictures on my site by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     Gangsters Take Out Contract On Dog (S571c)
          From: LABLaughsClean
          on 12/27/2007
 Source: http://www.lifeisajoke.com/news42.htm
 Gangsters have put out a contract on Rocky the sniffer dog's
 life because of his success in stamping out drug smuggling
 inside a prison.  Click 'HERE' to read the story.
 

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Subj:     What Breed Are You? (S565c)
          From: edapsmas on 11/17/2007
Drawing from DeCaturSt.com...
 Source: http://www.dogshowusa.com/games/profiler/whatbreedru.shtml
 Not that I think you're a dog, but if you take this test you
 will find out what breed of dog you are.  Click on the source.
 

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Subj:    Four Great Escapes By Dogs (S571) 
         From: darrellvip
         on 12/28/2007
 This very cute video shows how four dogs break
 out of their jails.  Click 'HERE' to view.
 

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Subj:     Obedience School Winner (S565c)
          From: rfslick 
          on 11/17/2007
 You can view this cute photo on my site by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     Tiny Dog Battles Rattleshake To Save Baby (S565b)
          From: LABLaughsClean
          on 11/2/2007 
 Source: http://www.lifeisajoke.com/news37.htm
 You can read the heart-warming story of how a Chihuahua saved
 the life of a baby at the source above, or on my web site by
 clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     Dog With Two Noses (S560b)
          From: LABLaughsClean
          on 10/12/2007
 Source: http://www.lifeisajoke.com/pictures811_html.htm
 You can see the picture, and read the story of the two
 nosed dog, who was found in the Bolivian jungle at the
 source above, or on my web site by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     A Matter Of Taste (S560b)
          From: LABLaughsAdult
          on 10/8/2007
 Source: http://www.buffalosjokes.com/22705.htm
 You can view this cute, repulsive, dirty comic strip at
 the source above, or on my web site by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     Puppy Love (S554c)
          From: LABLaughsClean
          on 8/29/2007
 Source: http://www.thatsweird.net/picture39.shtml
 Chihuahua born with love-heart pattern in Japan has become
 an instant celebrity.  You can see the three pictures and
 read his story at the source above, or on my web site by
 clicking 'HERE'.

From: LABLaughsAdult on 6/19/2008 (S596b)
 Handle every stressful situation like a dog.
 Piss on it and walk away.

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