Subj:     Dog-Supp2 Jokes
..........(Includes 107 jokes, 17 1127,23,cf,wXT2a8b,16)

..........L5 Update

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Includes the following:  Find The Panda: Dog Edition - Drawing (S1020)
.........................Subaru's Dog Tested Gas Station - Video (S890)
.........................Stuffed Dog Attacks Real Dog - Video (S924)
.........................Dog Brings Home A Rabbit (S42)
.........................Make-Shift Puppy Feeder - Photo (S1126)
.........................Mama Dog Plays With Her Puppies - Video (S921)
.........................Dogs Sing For A Cure - Video (S881)
.........................Dog Dressed-Up On The Couch - Photo (S897)
.........................Shake - Slow Motion Video (S878)
.........................Dog Goldberg Machine By Beneful - Video (S869)
.........................Two 'Walking My Pit Bull' Stories (S800)
.........................God Made a Dog - Video (S849)
.........................Cairo: Navy Seal War Dog (S804)
.........................Mastiff The Lion - Photo (S973)
.........................Dog With No Eyes Plays Fetch - Video (S846)
.........................Labrador and Dolphin Swim Together - Video (S788)
.........................Two Farmers And A Dog Who Can Count
.........................Broken-Hearted Vet - Article (S1127)
.........................Dog Musician - Video (S790)
.........................Dog Eats Lunch With His Hands - Video (S779)
.........................The Duplex Comic Strip (S1002)
.........................Dog Haiku (S119)
.........................Peanuts Sunday Comic Strip (S763)
.........................Quotations About Dogs (S68, S375)
.........................Quotations About Dogs II (S294)
.........................Quotations About Dogs III - PPS (S576)
.........................Short Dog Jokes
..............................Dog In A Plane GIF (S816)
..............................Bizarro Cartoon (S795)
..............................Dog Pictures And Quotes - PPS (S785)

Subj:     Find The Panda: Dog Edition (S1020)
          By Matthew Merrill from Fresno, California.
          From: JEN SEBASTIAN in 2016
 Source: www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3549
 (See 'Find A Panda Among Snowmen' in Christmas1
  and 'Panda Hidden In Pills' in Bears)
...............Click 'HERE' to see the answer.
Subj:     Subaru's Dog Tested Gas Station 
..........Posted by: Rozay
 Source: www.youtube.com/embed/VDut1RkQP_s

 This is one of several dog commercials that prove that
 Subaru cars are 'Dog tested' and 'Dog approved.'  Click
 'HERE' to follow the Barkleys as they pull over for

Subj:     Stuffed Dog Attacks Real Dog (S924)
          By: Just For Laughs Gags (d-iFrame)
..........At: www.youtube.com/embed/SEbb1tl5Qbk

 Just For Laughs set-up a stuffed dog hand-puppet with a
 delicious bone to defend and waited to see what happened.
 Click 'HERE' to see this very cute video.

Subj:     Dog Brings Home A Rabbit (S42)
          From: The Bartenders Joke of the day in 1997

 The old lady who lived next door to my grandmother was a
 known lush around town and liked to call the police if my
 granny's dog was loose.  One rainy day granny and I were
 sitting on the porch watching the rain and waiting for the
 dog to finish his "business". When he didn't come when she
 called, my granny started to get worried that he had gotten
 off into Nellie's yard.  He soon came back with what at first
 looked like a stuffed animal.  "Oh my God" Granny cried, "He
 is gotten into Nellie's rabbit cage and has killed her rabbit.
 My grandmother washed off the mud from the lifeless rabbit
 and got out her blow dryer.  "What are you doing?" I asked
 her. "I'm going to put this rabbit back in the cage before
 Nellie gets home."

 A few hours later, as I was about to leave, the police arrived
 and Nellie was screaming something about her rabbit.  I walked
 over to the policeman and asked him what was going on as my
 grandmother peered from inside the house.  "Old Nellie has
 really lost it this time.  She thinks that the rabbit she
 buried yesterday somehow crawled back into its cage."

Subj:     Make-Shift Puppy Feeder (S1126)
          From: TLL in 2018
 Source: www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/
Subj:     Mama Dog Plays With Her Puppies
          From: Alec Hagerty
 Source: www.youtube.com/embed/o8mZgs1EJP8

 This mama golden retriever rolls and jumps around with her
 puppies in the snow!  Click 'HERE' to see this heart warming
 thirty second video.

Subj:     Dogs Sing For A Cure (S881)
          From: rfslick in 2013 (d-iFrame)
..........At: www.youtube.com/embed/gy2cOAN4Tf4

 A fun and warmhearted music video featuring singing dogs and
 a smart cat singing to cure dog cancer. Video was made by
 the Ontario Veterinary College at www.pettrust.ca.
 Click 'HERE' to see this great video of singing dogs.

Subj:     Dog Dressed-Up On The Couch (S897)
          From: Best of the Internet
 Source: (Removed from Facebook Photos)
Subj:     Shake - Slow Motion Video
          From: CarliDavidson
..........(S878d-On Site)
 Source: www.wimp.com/dogsshake/

 Dogs shake themselves dry in slow motion in this video by
 Carli Davidson.  Click 'HERE' to see this beautiful video
 with music.

Subj:     Dog Goldberg Machine By Beneful
          From: bill7808 in 2013 (S869d-iFrame)
..........At: www.youtube.com/embed/J6z-Jv0MdiE

 Beneful takes play to new places with this inventive Dog
 Goldberg machine powered by dogs and their favorite toys.
 Click 'HERE' to see this wonderfully creative video.

Subj:     Two 'Walking My Pit Bull' Stories (S800)
..........From my life experiences in 2012

 Last week I was walking my leashed Pit Bull beside the
 straits when I met a man with a large unleashed dog.
 He was carrying a stick and tossed the stick into the
 water.  His dog dove in to get it and the potential
 danger of a dog fight was gone.  The man leaned over
 and petted Rex asking "Is it female or male?"
 I answered "Rex is a male, or rather, he used to be."
 The man replied "Aren't we all."


 Two years ago, Rex and I met two pretty ladies on a
 walk.  We discussed many aspects of Pit Bulls in
 general and Rex in particular.  One of the ladies
 asked why Rex's left ear was up and his right was
 down.  I explained "Rex's girlfriend keeps chewing
 on his ear."  She answered "I do the same thing to
 my boyfriend."

Subj:     God Made a Dog
          From: rfslick
..........in 2013 (S849d-iFrame)
 Source: www.youtube.com/embed/lJ7AfSO2fKs

 And on the 9th day God looked down on his children and said
 they need a companion so God Made A Dog. I think this Paul
 Harvey style tribute to dogs is perhaps the best description
 of Man's Best Friend I've ever heard. Click 'HERE' to see
 this wonderful tribute to dogs.

Subj:     Cairo: Navy Seal War Dog
          From: lubin100
..........in 2012 (S804d-iFrame)
 Source1: www.eugeneleeslover.com/Navy_Seal_War_Dogs.html
 Source2: www.youtube.com/embed/83-SZNnXPF0
 Source3: www.youtube.com/embed/9DGwWg4hlK0

 In the commando team that killed Osama bin Laden, only one
 of the 81 members of the super-secret SEAL DevGru unit
 was identified by name: Cairo, the war dog.  Cairo, like
 most canine members of the elite U.S. Navy SEALs, is a
 Belgian Malinois.  The Malinois breed is similar to
 German shepherds but smaller and more compact, with an
 adult male weighing in the 66 lbs range.

 Click on Source1, or 'HERE' for my copy, to read about
 Cairo, and war dogs in general.

Subj:     Mastiff The Lion (S973)
          From: Mark Beals in 2015
 Source: www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2770543
.....190 lb mastiff from the shelter...$50.
.....Wig from spencers...$13.
.....The look on the neighbors faces...PRICELESS!
Subj:     Dog With No Eyes Plays Fetch
          From: Mel's Video of the Day
..........in 2013 (S846d-On Site)
 Source: (Removed from youtube.com)

 Her eyes were surgically removed when she was a mere pup.
 So, how does a dog named Chica with no eyes see a moving
 ball, and bring it back to the feet of Martha?  Whatever
 it is, here is a hound that lives its life in the dark,
 but seemingly is seeing everything with her heart.  Click
 'HERE' to learn about Chica, a very amazing dog.

Subj:     Labrador and Dolphin Swim Together
          From: Patricia Dillow  (S788d-iFrame)
Photo from GlobalAnimal.org
 Source: www.youtube.com/embed/Z5tYeyChFB0

 Ben, a labrador from a hotel in Tory Island, Ireland
 and Duggie, a dolphin, play together in the harbor waters
 each day.  Click 'HERE' to see this great love story.

Subj:     Two Farmers And A Dog Who Can Count
          From: Bawdy.Net Collage #207 in 1997

 Two farmers are shooting the shit out in the fields.  The
 first farmer starts bragging about how his dog can count.
 The second farmer, not believing this, says, "Prove it."

 So the first farmer says, "Ok Rex, go count the ducks in
 the pond."  So Rex runs takes off and comes back a minute
 later and barks four times.  The first farmer says, "Four
 ducks in the pond."

 So the second farmer walks over to the pond and sure enough,
 four ducks are in the pond.  He goes back to the fields and
 says, "That's bullshit, let's see him do that again!"

 The first farmer looks at Rex and says, "do it again boy."
 So Rex runs down to the pond again and when he returns he
 barks ten times.  The second farmer goes back down to the
 pond where, lo and behold, there are ten ducks.

 "Shit!" said the farmer.  However, he still was not convinced.
 So, he goes back to the first farmer and says, "One more
 time."  So the first farmer again dispatches Rex to the pond.

 Moments later, Rex returns and begins to vigorously fuck the
 first farmer's leg and then he proceeds to pick up a stick
 and begins shaking it like hell.  The second farmer gloats,
 "See, that fuckin dog can't count.  He's gone fuckin mad!!"

 The first farmer says, "No, No, you don't understand him.
 He's saying, "There are more fucking ducks down there than
 you can shake a stick at!"

Subj:     Broken-Hearted Vet (S1127)
          From: Linda Keller-Amedee in 2018
 Source: www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10213029533521403
Subj:     Dog Musician
          From: wimp.com
..........in 2012 (S790d-iFrame)
 Source1: www.youtube.com/embed/1h4_yLsNQuo
 Source2: www.wimp.com/dogmusician/

 Click 'HERE' to see this very cute, funny video.

Subj:     Dog Eats Lunch With His Hands
          in 2011 (S779d-On Site,FLV)
Photo from YouTube.com
 Source: www.wimp.com/afternoonsnack/

 I know that it's silly that I have now posted three of these
 "Dog eating with human hands" videos, but each one is getting
 cuter and cuter.  I promise you will like this video.  Click
 'HERE' to add a smile to your life.

Subj:     The Duplex Comic Strip (S1002)
          By Glen McCoy in 2016
 Source: www.gocomics.com/duplex/2016/03/23
Subj:     Peanuts Sunday Comic Strip
          By Charles M. Schulz
..........in 2011 (S763)
 Source: www.gocomics.com/peanuts/2011/08/28
 Click 'HERE' to see this cute Sunday Peanuts comic strip
 about the dangers of climbing trees.

Subj:     Quotations About Dogs (S68, S371)
..........From: Imogenelumen in 2004

 Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence
 that you are wonderful.  -- Ann Landers

 If there are no dogs in heaven, then when I die I want
 to go where they went.  -- Will Rogers

From: igiggle in 2004 (S381b)
 What was the motto of Will Rogers' dog?
 I never met a man I didn't lick.

 There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy
 licking your face.  -- Ben Williams

 A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more
 than he loves himself.  -- Josh Billings

 We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love
 we can spare.  And in return, dogs give us their all.  It's
 the best deal man has ever made.  -- M.Acklam

 Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite
 unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always
 have to mix love and hate.  -- Sigmund Freud

 I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a
 weird religious cult.  -- Rita Rudner

 A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn
 around three times before lying down.  -- Robert Benchley

 Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never
 washed a dog.  Franklin P. Jones

 If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain
 dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few
 persons. -- James Thurber

 My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to
 99 cents a can.  That's almost $7.00 in dog money.
   -- Joe Weinstein

 Ever consider what they must think of us? I mean, here we
 come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul-
 chicken, pork, half a cow.  They must think we're the greatest
 hunters on earth!    -- Anne Tyler (Laugh Out Loud)

 Women and cats will do as they please and men and dogs should
 relax and get used to the idea.  -- Robert A. Heinlein

 Speak softly and own a big, mean Doberman.
   -- Dave Miliman

 Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
   -- Roger Caras

From: igiggle in 2006 (S487b)
 If you don't own a dog, at least one, there is not
 necessarily anything wrong with you, but there may
 be something wrong with your life.  -- Roger Caras

 If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog
 biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two
 of them.  -- Phil Pastoret

 My goal in life is to be as good of a person my dog
 already thinks I am.  -- Unknown

 Outside of a dog, books are a man's best friend;
 inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.  -- Groucho Marx

 I loathe people who keep dogs.  They are cowards who haven't
 got the guts to bite people themselves.  -- August Strindberg

 The more people I meet, the more I like my dog. -- Unknown

 When it all boils down to the essence of truth one must live by a
 dog's rule of life: if you can't eat it or fuck it, piss on it!
   -- Unknown

 "If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous,
  he will not bite you.  This is the principal difference
  between a dog and a man."  -- Mark Twain

 "Heaven goes by favour. If it went by merit, you would stay
  out and your dog would go in." -- Mark Twain

 "It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size
  of the fight in the dog."  -- Mark Twain

From: igiggle in 2006 (S492b)
 The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven, not man's.
   -- Mark Twain

 For more Twain quotes see 'Twain on Government' in POLITICAL2.

 Cat - The other white meat. -- Unknown

 Whatdaya call a cow with two legs? Lean Beef.
 Whatdaya call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.
 Whatdaya call a dog with no legs?
 Doesn't matter, he ain't gonna come anyway...
  --  John Braden

 What do you do with a dog that has no legs?
 Take him out for a drag.  --  Kathy Nicol

 If you're not the lead dog, the view never changes.... -- Unknown

 Never buy a pitbull from a one armed man. -- Unknown

From: ossama in 1998
 Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in?
 I think that's how dogs spend their lives. -- Sue Murphy

From: RFSlick in 1998
 Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about little
 puppies. -- Gene Hill

 In dog years I'm dead -- Unknown

 I wonder what goes through his mind when he sees us peeing
 in his water bowl. -- Penny Ward Moser

 The dog's kennel is not the place to keep a sausage.
  -- Danish Proverb

 To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant
 popularity of dogs. -- Aldous Huxley

 Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac who stays
 up all night wondering if there really is a Dog? -- Unknown

 Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant.
  -- Unknown

 You enter into a certain amount of madness when you marry
 a person with pets.  -- Nora Ephron

 In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance,
 everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat
 that will ignore him. -- Dereke Bruce, Taipei, Taiwan

 When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem.
   -- Edward Abbey

 Cat's Motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to
 make it look like the dog did it. -- Unknown

 Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the
 wag of his tail.  -- Unknown

 No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation
 as the dog does.  -- Christopher Morley

 Man is a dog's idea of what God should be.  -- Holbrook Jackson

 The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
   -- Andrew A. Rooney

 He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog.
 You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours,
 faithful and  true, to the last beat of  his heart.  You
 owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion  -- Unknown

 I care not for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not
 the better for it.  -- Abraham Lincoln

 If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go
 where they went.  -- Unknown

 Things that upset a terrier may pass virtually unnoticed by
 a Great Dane.  -- Smiley Blanton

 I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of
 amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think
 humans are nuts.  -- John Steinbeck

From: RFSlick in 1998
 No animal should ever jump up on the dining room
 furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold
 his own in the conversation.  -- Fran Lebowitz

 Of all the things I miss from veterinary practice, puppy
 breath is one of the most fond memories!  -- Dr.  Tom Cat

From: RFSlick in 1999
 If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise --Unknown

From: pethumor.com in 2002 (S181b)
 No matter how little money and how few possessions you own,
 having a pet makes you rich.  -- Louis Sabin

 The greatest love is a mother's; then a dog's; then a
 sweetheart's.  -- Polish Proverb

Subj:     Quotations About Dogs II (S294)
          From: Puneet385 in 2002
 A few weeks after my surgery, I went out to play catch with
 my golden retriever.  When I bent over to pick up the ball,
 my prosthesis fell out.  The dog snatched it, and I found
 myself chasing him down the road yelling "Hey, come back
 here with my breast!"  -- Linda Ellerbee

 If you want to be liked, get a dog.  The people you work
 with are not your friends.  -- Deborah Norville

 The greatest pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool
 of yourself with him, and not only will he not scold you,
 but he will make a fool of himself, too.  -- Samuel Butler

 One reason the dog has so many friends:  He wags his tail
 instead of his tongue.  -- Unknown

 Here, Gentlemen, a dog teaches us a lesson in humanity
   -- Napoleon Bonaparte

 We named the DOG Indiana!  -- Henry Jones, Sr.
   (Sean Connery) Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

 cave canum.(beware of the dog)
   -- Unknown

 Beware of silent dogs and still waters.
   -- Portuguese Proverb

 Never trust a dog to watch your food.
   -- Patrick age 10 Advice from Kids

 Dogs need to sniff the ground; it's how they keep abreast
 of current events.  The ground is a giant dog newspaper,
 containing all kinds of late-breaking dog new items, which,
 if they are especially urgent, are often continued in the
 next yard.  -- Dave Berry

 "Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with
  you in the car, in case the need should arise for them
  to bark violently at nothing right in your ear." -- Dave Barry

From: mombear1 on 7/22/2001 (S234)
 You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will
 give you a look that says, 'My God, you're right!  I never
 would've thought of that!'  -- Dave Barry

 Artists like cats, soldiers like dogs.
   -- Desmond Morris

 Its easy to understand why the cat has eclipsed the dog
 as modern America's favorite pet.  People like pets to
 possess the same qualities they do.  Cats are irresponsible
 and recognize no authority, yet are completely dependent on
 others for their material needs.  Cats cannot be made to do
 anything useful.  Cats are mean for the fun of it.
   -- P. J. O'Rourke

 I like pigs.  Dogs look up to us.  Cats look down on us.
 Pigs treat us as equals.  -- Sir Winston Churchill

 Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to
 pull a sled through the snow.  -- Jeff Valdez

 Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and
 get back to you later.  -- Mary Bly

 When the need arises - and it does - you must be able to
 shoot your own dog.  -- Robert A. Heinlein

 A dog has the soul of a philosopher.  -- Plato

 To a dog the whole world is a smell  -- Unknown

 Dogs wait for us faithfully  -- Marcus Tullius Cicero

 Asking a writer what he thinks about criticism is like
 asking a lamppost what it feels about dogs.
   -- John Osborne

From: igiggle in 2006 (S485b)
 A dog, I will maintain, is a very tolerable judge of beauty,
 as appears from the fact that any liberally educated dog does,
 in a general way, prefer a woman to a man.  ~~Frances Thompson

From: igiggle in 2006 (S485b - cloths)
 Any man who does not like dogs and want them about does not
 deserve to be in the White House.  -- Calvin Coolidge

From: Joke-Of-The-Day-Mail.com in 2006 (S511b - tho-learn2)
 "Happiness is a warm puppy."  -- Charles Schulz

Subj:     Quotations About Dogs III
          From: AFine963
..........in 2008 (S576)

 These quotes about dogs are done with pictures and music
 in a PowerPoint Slide Show.  Click 'HERE' to view it.

Subj:     Short Dog Jokes

Subj:     Dog In A Plane GIF (S816)
          From: BaboonsGuide in 012
 Source: www.baboonsguide.blogspot.com/2010_09_01_archive.html
.Or as a twenty-three second video at www.wimp.com/zerogravity/
Subj:     Bizarro Cartoon (S795)
          By Dan Piraro in 2012
 Source: www.bizarrocomic.blogspot.com/2008_09_01_archive.html
  This is a rare example of
a cartoon that I drew for
Bizarro but decided not to
run.  Any time I have an
idea that I know will be
controversial, I explain
it to my editor at King
Features and ask him what
he thinks.  We discuss the
pros and cons and I decide
whether the risk of losing
papers is worth the gag.

It's still a great joke,
though, in my humble opinion,
so I'm sharing it with you

Subj:     Dog Pictures And Quotes - PPS 
          From: hilary.miller05
..........in 2012 (S785)
 Click 'HERE' to see this beautiful PowerPoint Show
 of dog pictures and quotes.

                           -(o o)-
.,..................From Billy'S MovinG PictureS.