Subj: Rabbit Jokes (Gz)
(Includes 17 jokes and articles)
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Subj: Rabbit Jokes (Gz) (Includes 17 jokes and articles) |
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Bunny Bubbles from PageWorks |
Also see ASCII ART III- 'Energizer
Bunny'
BEAR file - 'Bear
And Rabbit Take A Shit'
COMPUTERS3 - 'New
Mouse - SWF Movie'
DOGS1 file - 'Dog Brings
Brings Home A Rabbit'
EASTER - EGGS- 'Saving
The Easter Bunny'
.........................(Dead
Rabbit Revived)
GENIE file - 'Three
Wishes From A Genie III'
HEAVEN2 file - 'Martha
Contacts John After Death'
JOBS2 file - 'Lesson
number one: The Crow and the Rabbit'
PRIESTS2 - 'Promotions
For Priests'
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30-Second Bunny Theater Library (S582)
From: ginafm on 3/21/2008 Source: http://www.angryalien.com/ |
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The 30-Second Bunnies Theater
Library, in which a troupe
of bunnies parodies a collection
of movies by re-enacting
them in 30 seconds. Click
on the above source to view
these classics movies in 30
seconds.
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Subj: Little
Girl Buys A Rabbit (S351, S529c)
From: RFSlick on 10/22/2003
An adorable little girl, all
blonde curls and blue eyes,
walks into a pet shop and asks
in the sweetest little lisp:
"Excuthe me, mithter, do you
keep widdle wabbits?"
The shopkeeper's heart melts
and he gets down on his knees
so that he's on her level and
asks, "Do you want a widdle
white wabby or a thoft and fuwwy
bwack wabby or maybe one
like that cute widdle bwown
wabby over there?"
She, blushing, rocks on her heels,
puts her hands on her
knees, leans forward and says
in a quiet voice, "I don't
fink my python weally gives
a phwuck."
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Subj: Rabbit
Running Through Forrest (S233)
From: coreymac on 7/20/2001
A little rabbit is happily running
through the forest when
he stumbles upon a giraffe rolling
a joint. The rabbit
looks at her and says, "Giraffe
my friend, why do you do
this? Come with me running
through the forest, you'll see,
you'll feel so much better!"
The giraffe looks at him,
looks at the joint, tosses it
and goes off running with
the rabbit.
Then they come across an elephant
doing coke, so the rabbit
again says, "Elephant my friend,
why do you do this? Think
about your health. Come
running with us through the pretty
forest, you'll see, you'll feel
so good!" The elephant
looks at them, looks at his
razor, mirror and all, then
tosses them and starts running
with the rabbit and giraffe.
The three animals then come across
a lion about to shoot up
and the rabbit again says, "Lion
my friend, why do you do
this? Think about your
health! Come running with us
through the sunny forest, you
will feel so good!"
The lion looks at him, puts down
his needle, and starts to
beat the shit out of the rabbit.
As the giraffe and
elephant watch in horror, they
look at him and ask, "Lion,
why did you do this? He was
merely trying to help us all!"
The lion answers, "That little
fucker! He makes me run
around the forest like an idiot
each time he's on ecstasy!"
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Subj: CIA,
FBI, And LAPD Go Rabbit Hunting (S148)
From: JOKE-OF-THE-DAY.com on 12/01/1999
The CIA, the FBI, and the Los
Angeles Police Department
(LAPD) are all trying to prove
that they are the best at
apprehending criminals.
The President decides to give them
a test. He releases a
rabbit into a forest and each of
them has to catch it.
The CIA goes in. They place
animal informants throughout
the forest. They question
all plant and mineral witnesses.
After three months of extensive
investigations, they conclude
that rabbits do not exist.
The FBI goes in. After
two weeks with no leads they burn
the forest, killing everything
in it, including the rabbit
and they make no apologies.
The rabbit had it coming.
The LAPD goes in. They
come out two hours later dragging a
badly beaten bear. The
bear is screaming, "Okay, okay! I'm
a RABBIT!! I'm a RABBIT!!"
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Subj: The
Rabbit And The Snake (S121, S441b)
From: ipkis on 97-08-07
and
From: CKButch4Femme on 7/7/2005
A rabbit and a snake were both
born blind and as orphans. One
day about 2 years after their
birth the snake was slithering
through the forest, when the
rabbit hopped right into him, and
knocked them both down.
"I am sorry," said the rabbit
as he was getting up "but I was
born both blind and an orphan,
so I don't know what I am."
"That's ok," said the snake,
"so was I, but if you would like,
I could slither over you and
tell you what you are, so you can
know that."
"Ok" said the bunny
So the snake slithered over the
bunny "you have a furry tail, a
squiggly-wiggly nose, long bushy
ears, and soft fur, you must be
a bunny rabbit."
The rabbit jumped with joy then
said "Let me rub my paw on you
so that you can know what you
are "
The snake was glad to have the
bunny do that, so the bunny rubbed
his paws all over the snake.
"Lets see, you are slimy, you have
scales, a forked tongue, and
no balls. You must be a lawyer."
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Subj: A Lab
Rabbit Gets Free (S110)
From: ArmaDillow on 97-09-11
and
From: ossama on 99-03-10
A rabbit one day managed to break
free from the laboratory
where he had been born and brought
up. As he scurried away
from the fencing of the compound,
he felt grass under his
little feet and saw the dawn
breaking for the first time in
his life. 'Wow, this is great,'
he thought.
It wasn't long before he came
to a hedge and, after squeezing
under it he saw a wonderful
sight: lots of other bunny rabbits,
all free and nibbling at the
lush grass.
'Hey,' he called. 'I'm a rabbit
from the laboratory and I've
just escaped. Are you
wild rabbits?'
'Yes. Come and join us,' they cried.
Our friend hopped over to them
and started eating the grass.
It tasted so good. 'What else
do you wild rabbits do?' he
asked.
'Well,' one of them said. 'You
see that field there? It's got
carrots growing in it. We dig
them up and eat them.'
This, he couldn't resist and
he spent the next hour eating
the most succulent carrots.
They were wonderful.
Later, he asked them again, 'What else do you do?'
'You see that field there?
It's got lettuce growing in it.
We eat that as well.'
The lettuce tasted just as good
and he returned a while
later completely full.
'Is there anything else you guys
do?' he asked.
One of the other rabbits came
a bit closer to him and spoke
softly. 'There's one other
thing you must try. You see
those rabbits there,' he said,
pointing to the far corner
of the field. 'They're
girls. We shag them. Go and try
it.'
Well, our friend spent the rest
of the morning screwing his
little heart out until, completely
knackered, he staggered
back over to the guys.
'That was fantastic,' he panted.
'So are you going to live with us then?' one of them asked.
'I'm sorry, I had a great time but I can't.'
The wild rabbits all stared at
him, a bit surprised. 'Why?
We thought you liked it here.'
'I do,' our friend replied. 'But
I've got to get back to
the laboratory. I'm dying for
a cigarette.'
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Subj: Short
Rabbit Jokes (DU)
| Subj:
The Rabbit Vs The Snake (S521)
From: edapsmas on 1/16/07 . |
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Subj:
Bambi And Thumper Do Exist (S514)
From: darrell94590 on 11/26/2006 |
| Subj:
Crazy Rabbit (S503c)
From: catlynnbray on 9/9/2006 |
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The only 2 animals that can see
behind itself without
turning it's head are the rabbit
and the parrot.
From: humorlist-digest V2 #116 on 98-05-11
Energizer Bunny arrested, charged
with battery.
From: igiggle on 9/30/2003 (S349b)
Rabbits take about 18 naps a
day, on average. (I wanna be a rabbit.)
Q: What do you call spending
the afternoon with a cranky
rabbit?
A: A bad hare day. --
Holly
From: JBCARY1 on 8/22/2001 (S238)
Q: How do you catch a unique
rabbit?
A: Unique up on it.
Q: How do you catch a tame rabbit?
A: Tame way, unique up on it.
From: funnies on 6/6/2002 (S281b)
Q: What do you call a line of
rabbits walking backwards?
A: A receding hairline!
From: igiggle on 11/11/2005 (S459b)
Q: What do you call a holiday
that rabbits go on when
they first get
married?
A: Bunnymoon!
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