Subj: Other Animal2 Jokes
(Includes 4 jokes and articles, 17 1035,3,cf,wX_3a4b,3)
Scared Turtle from
T-Rex Dinosaur Robots (S1035)
From: Charlotte Feck on 11/13/2016
Flying Fish Hunt (S1006)
Produced by BBC
From: TLL on 4/16/2016
A young honeymoon couple were
touring southern Florida
and happened to stop at one of the rattlesnake farms
along the road. After seeing the sights, they engaged
in small talk with the man that handled the snakes.
"Gosh!" exclaimed the new bride.
"You certainly have a
dangerous job. Don't you ever get bitten by the snakes?"
"Yes, upon rare occasions," answered the handler.
"Well," she continued, "just
what do you do when you're
bitten by a snake?"
"I always carry a razor-sharp
knife in my pocket, and
as soon as I am bitten, I make deep criss-cross marks
across the fang entry and then suck the poison from
"What, uh... what would happen
if you were to
accidentally *sit* on a rattler?" persisted the woman.
"Ma'am," answered the snake handler,
"that will be the
day I learn who my real friends are."
Great White Shark Rescue (S1021)
From: Norma Kinan on 7/27/2016
........................... From Zoo World