Subj: Other Animal2 Jokes
(Includes 9 jokes and articles, 28 1111,7,cf,wXT3a7a,4)
Scared Turtle from
Subj: Pearls Before Swine (S1053)
By Stephan Pastis in 2017
T-Rex Dinosaur Robots (S1035d-iFrame)
From: Charlotte Feck in 2016
Two goats were snooping around
the back lot of a Hollywood
movie studio when they came upon a can of film. One goat
devoured the can and film. His companion watched him and,
when he had finished, asked, "How was it?"
The first goat replied, "Frankly, the book was better!"
Subj: Tundra Comics (S1063)
Created by Chad Carpenter in 2016
Flying Fish Hunt (S1006)
Produced by BBC (d-iFrame)
From: TLL in 2016
A young honeymoon couple were
touring southern Florida
and happened to stop at one of the rattlesnake farms
along the road. After seeing the sights, they engaged
in small talk with the man that handled the snakes.
"Gosh!" exclaimed the new bride.
"You certainly have a
dangerous job. Don't you ever get bitten by the snakes?"
"Yes, upon rare occasions," answered the handler.
"Well," she continued, "just
what do you do when you're
bitten by a snake?"
"I always carry a razor-sharp
knife in my pocket, and
as soon as I am bitten, I make deep criss-cross marks
across the fang entry and then suck the poison from
"What, uh... what would happen
if you were to
accidentally *sit* on a rattler?" persisted the woman.
"Ma'am," answered the snake handler,
"that will be the
day I learn who my real friends are."
Great White Shark Rescue
From: Norma Kinan
..........in 2016 (S1021d-iFrame)
Horse Head Squirrel Feeder
From: Laura Lightsey
..........in 2017 (S1049d-iFrame)
........................... From Zoo World