Sunday Morning Laughs #795
their characters in nothing more clearly than in what
think laughable." Johann Wolfgang von Goethe (1749 - 1832)
The best jokes
I receive each week are from you folks.
If you get
a good joke please pass it on to me, I enjoy
a good laugh
and it cut down the work. If you don't get
Laughs, or want a back issue, drop me a note.
Go to http://jokelibrary.net/a_joke_library.html
to read the great jokes you have
sent me through the years.
You can also view old "Sunday Morning
||Drawing from tom on 8/21/2009
The volume of new material
I see in emails and on the web is
decrease. The Sunday
Morning Laughs will be getting shorter.
Help keep the Sunday Laughs
going by sending me new stuff.
Frasier's Celebrity Callers
From: Wimp.com on 4/10/2012
After Cheers closed its doors,
Dr. Frasier Crane moved to
Seattle and started a radio
show where he provided free
psychiatric advice to just
about anyone who felt like
calling in. And, what
many people don't know is, many of
those callers were celebrity
cameos and now you can see
just who was ringing in with
what problem thanks to this
collection. It's actually
a little surprising and pretty
impressive wide variety of
stars that NBC managed to get
over the years.
Click on either source, or
below for my copy, to see
some of the celebrity cameo
Click on http://www.rsmith.org.uk/frasier/castchar.html
to see the full list of celebrities
who have appreared on
the Frasier TV show.
Travel Alberta's Remember To Breathe Commercial
Alberta's Remember to Breathe commercial is spectacular.
won the Diamond Award as the best entry in the annual Golden
Gate international film and media competition at the
Tourism Fair in Berlin.
on either source, or below for my copy, to see this fast
awesome, hi def scenery.
Irish Toast Masters' Club
From: CHRISDADDYG on 2/25/2002
and From: kgilmour2000 on 4/8/2012
O'Riley was a member of an Irish Toast Masters' Club.
evening at the local Irish Toast Masters meeting, a
was held to see who could deliver the best toast.
John O'Riley won the contest with the following verse:
to the best years o' me life, spent between the legs
wife." When John O'Riley arrived home, his beautiful
asked him how the Toast Masters' meeting went and he
"I won the contest for the best toast of the evening."
wife then asked him what his toast was, and he said,
to the best years o' me life, spent in Church wi'
wife then said, "Why John, that's so nice of you to
me in your toast."
next morning, Mrs. O'Riley was downtown shopping and
into the local policeman on the beat who was also at
Toast Masters meeting with her husband. He said,
Mrs. O'Riley, that was some great toast that your
John gave at the Toast Masters meeting last evening.
won first prize."
that's right," said Mrs. O'Riley, "but he wasn't
honest with the facts: he's only been there twice,
first time he fell asleep, and the second time I had
pull him by the ears to make him come."
Office Hacky Sacy
From: darrellvip on 8/27/2008
and From: tom on 4/5/2012
at the office takes a break to play some hacky sack
performs a surprising finish. Click on either source,
below for my copy, to see this man's amazing hacky sack
Don't skip this video.
Beethoven's Fifth Symphony On Buttocks
From: darrelldre on 4/4/2012
Drawing from MakingMusicFun.net
van Beethoven's Symphony No. 5 premiered at Vienna's
an der Wien on December 22, 1808. It was the most
disastrous of Beethoven's concerts. In a single
around four hours of music was tackled by the usual
mixture of professionals and talented amateurs,
by a largely deaf conductor and soloist, in an
venue during one of the coldest spells Vienna had
in a long while. No wonder it was a fiasco.
effort to bring Beethoven to the masses, here is his
Symphony on buttock. Click on either of the top
sources, or below for my copy, to see this cute, funny
Husband To Die Tonight
From: darrell94590 on 11/8/2006
and From: tom on 4/5/2012
goes to the doctor after feeling ill. The doctor
"You know, you should have come to see me sooner.
you have waited too long and you are going
die this evening." The man is distraught and wonders
he is going to tell his wife.
he tells her and she takes it pretty well. "Honey,
is going to be a night that you will always remember,"
says. "I am going to treat you like a king." She
a scrumptious gourmet dinner with wine, candles-
dinner she slips away and returns in the most
negligee the man has ever seen. She leads him
their bedroom. They make the most passionate love
have ever made. The man is beside himself. Once
the wife rolls over to go to sleep knowing she kept
promise. Well, the husband is wide-awake watching
that he is doomed. He taps her..."Honey?" he
She rolls over and again proceeds to make love.
when they were done she rolls over and he taps her.
is getting cranky, but under the circumstances she
her husband's dying wishes. Finally the wife
over and begins to snore. Well, the man decides
tap her again. "Honey?" he whispers. She rolls over
yells, "Oh sure! You don't have to get up in the morning!"
Sid Caesar's Argument to Beethoven's 5th
no cue cards, no teleprompters, and no second takes,
funnyman Sid Caesar pioneered live television
comedy. "Argument to Beethoven's 5th" was a classic
from the 1954 sitcom show titled Caesar's Hour. In
Sid Caesar and Nanette Fabray play a married couple in
with pantomimed action. This amazing sketch is
to Beethoven's Fifth Symphony.
on either source, or below for my copy, to see this
Sid Caesar routine.
101 Year Old Woman Driving
81 Year Old Car!
From: darrelldre on 4/4/2012
Dunning says "I'm a little older than some of you
At 101 Margaret is still driving her 1930 straight
Packard. She says she can still change the oil and
plugs. Someone asked her if she has driven the Packard
her life and she replied "Not Yet!".
on either source, or below for my copy, to visit
and her 1930 Packard.
Her Story And His Story
From: allenbergman on 7/29/2008
and From: AFine963 on 4/10/2012
in an odd mood when I got to the bar. I thought it
have been because I was a bit late but he didn't say
about it. The conversation was quite slow going so
we should go off somewhere more intimate so we
to this restaurant and he's STILL acting a bit funny.
trying to cheer him up and start to wonder whether it's
or something I did or something else. I ask him, and he
no its not me. But you know I'm not really sure. So
in the cab back to his house, I say that I love him
he just puts his arm around me.
know what the hell that means because you know he
say it back or anything. We finally get back to his
and I'm wondering if he's going to dump me! So I try
talk about it but he just switches on the TV.
I say I'm going to go to sleep.
after about 20 minutes, he joins me and we have sex.
he still seemed really distracted, so afterwards I just
I just don't know, what he's thinking anymore. I
do you think he's met someone else???
day at work. Tired. Got laid though!
The Born Loser Sunday Comic Strip
By Art and Chip Sansom on 4/8/2012
on the above source, or below for my copy, to see
great Sunday comic strip about living within our means.
From: BizarroBlog on 4/6/2012
||This is a rare example
a cartoon that I drew for
Bizarro but decided not to
run. Any time I have an
idea that I know will be
controversial, I explain
it to my editor at King
Features and ask him what
he thinks. We discuss the
pros and cons and I decide
whether the risk of losing
papers is worth the gag.
It's still a great joke,
though, in my humble opinion,
so I'm sharing it with you