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Subj: Albert Einstein Plays The Violin (S915d)
From: Laney Huda on Facebook
.In this only known recording of Albert Einstein's
.violin playing he performs Mozart Sonata in B-flat.
The Genius (S453)
From: LABLaughsRiddles on 9/21/2005
Source: (Removed from lablaughs.com)
This animated GIF can be viewed on by clicking 'HERE'.
Subj: Quotes From Mathematician Paul Erdos (S233)
From: Science Jokes on 7/18/2001
Paul Erdos (Hungarian mathematician,
is the most prolific mathematician in history.
On one occasion, Erdos met a mathematician and asked him
where he was from. "Vancouver," the mathematician replied.
"Oh, then you must know my good friend Elliot Mendelson,"
The reply was "I AM your good friend Elliot Mendelson."
Paul Erdos had the habbit of phoning fellow mathematicians
over the whole world, no matter what time it was. He
remembered the number of every mathematician, but did not
know anybody's first name. The only person he called by
his Christian name was Tom Trotter, whom he called Bill.
From: LABLaughs@LABLaughs.com on 7/23/2002
A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into
theorems. -- Paul Erdos
Mutts Comic Strip (S588c)
By Patrick McDonnell on 4/24/2008
You can read this Earth Days
quote by Albert Einstein
by clicking 'HERE'.
Subj: Math Quotations
From: smiles on 2/28/00
(also see 'Science Quotations And Others' in SCIENCE2)
"God is real, unless declared integer."
"Math illiteracy strikes 8 out of 5 people."
"Life is good for only two things,
and teaching mathematics." Simon Poisson.
"According to my calculations, this problem doesn't exist"
"Belief is no substitute for arithmetic." Henry Spencer.
"I never could make out what
those damned dots meant." Lord
Randolph Churchill (1849-95), British Conservative politician.
Referring to decimal points.
"As far as the laws of mathematics
refer to reality, they
are not certain, and as far as they are certain, they do
not refer to reality." -- Albert Einstein (1879-1955).
"Alcohol and calculus don't mix.
Never drink and derive."
See 'Booze And Calculus Don't Mix' - Sign in Bar-Supp
"The mathematician has reached
the highest rung on the
ladder of human thought." Havelock Ellis (1859-1939),
"One has to be able to count,
if only so that at fifty one
doesn't marry a girl of twenty." -- Maxim Gorky.
"Moriarty: "How are you at Mathematics?"
Harry Secombe: "I speak it like a native."
Spike Milligan (1918-), British comic actor and author.
"One geometry cannot be more
true than another; it can
only be more convenient. Geometry is not true, it is
advantageous." -- Robert T. Pirsig (1928-), US writer.
Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance.
"Do not worry about your difficulties
in Mathematics. I
can assure you mine are still greater." -- Albert Einstein.
"I like mathematics because it
is not human and has
nothing particular to do with this planet or with the
whole accidental universe because, like Spinoza's God,
it won't love us in return." -- Bertrand Russell
(1872-1970), British philosopher.
"The whole is more than the sum
of the parts."
-- Aristotle (384-322 BC)
"I knew a mathematician who said
'I do not know as much as
God. But I know as much as God knew at my age'."
-- Milton Shulman (1925-), Canadian writer, journalist,
"Round numbers are always false."
-- Samuel Johnson (1709-84),
"No, it is a very interesting
number, it is the smallest
number expressible as a sum of two cubes in two different
ways." -- Srinivasa Ramanujan (1887-1920), Indian
mathematician. Mathematician G. H. Hardy had referred to
the number '1729' as 'dull'.
"Engineers think that equations
approximate the real world.
Scientists think that the real world approximates equations.
Mathematicians are unable to make the connection."
"Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math." Bumper sticker.
"It is rare to find learned men
who are clean, do not stink
and have a sense of humour." -- Montesquieu (1689-1755)
about Leibniz (1646-1716).
"It was mentioned on CNN that
the new prime number
discovered recently is four times bigger than the previous
ord." -- John Blasik.
"Q: Do you know what is the square
root of 69 ?
A: Ate something (8.xxxxxxx....)"
"There are 3 kinds of people:
those who can count and
those who can't." Bumper sticker.
"Chess is a foolish expedient
for making idle people believe
they are doing something very clever when they are only
wasting their time." -- George Bernard Shaw.
"The number you have dialed is
Rotate phone 90 degrees and try again."
"Sobrit, rigueur et exactitude
sont les trois mamelles des
mathmatiques." -- Manix.
Chuckle Bros (DU) on 1/5/2009
by Brian and Ron Boychuk, Ronnie Martin
Other quotations I have gathered through the years
"The generation of random numbers
is too important to be left
to chance." Robert R. Coveyou Oak Ridge National Laboratory (S11)
"Algebraic symbols are used when
you do not know what you
are talking about. -- Philippe Schnoebelen
Moebius always does it on the
Heisenberg might have slept here.
Statisticians probably do it.
Algebraists do it in groups.
(Logicians do it) or [not (logicians do it)].
-- Aaron Avery, University of Wisconsin
Professor Dirac, a famous Applied
had a horse shoe over his desk. One day a student asked
if he really believed that a horse shoe brought luck.
Professor Dirac replied, "I understand that it brings you
luck if you believe in it or not."
C programmers do it with long
(Logicians do it) or [not (logicians do it)].
-- Scott Horne
Old mathematicians never die;
they just lose some of their
functions. -- John C. George, U.Illinois Urbana-Champaign
From: Tim.Nelson@Canada.ATTGIS.COM (list of Old * Never Die,
OLD MATH TEACHERS never die,
they just reduce to lowest terms
OLD MATHEMATICIANS never die, they just disintegrate
OLD MATHEMATICIANS never die, they just go off on a tangent
OLD NUMERICAL ANALYSTS never die, they just get disarrayed
OLD TRIGONOMETRY TEACHERS never die, they just lose their identities
Definition: Jogging girl scout
= Brownian motion.
-- Ilan Vardi, Stanford
"You have to regard everything
I say with suspicion. I may
be trying to bullshit you, or I may just be bullshitting
you inadvertently. -- J. Wainwright, Mathematics 140b
I saw the following scrawled
on a math office blackboard in
college: 1 + 1 = 3, for large values of 1
-- Rob Gardner, HP Ft. Collins, CO
8-->9 \/ 8 = 3
-- Donald Chinn, UC-Berkeley
(It is more obvious when handwritten...)
-- Jorge Stolfi, DEC Systems Research Center, Palo Alto, CA
lim (major) = P.E.
Asked how his pet parrot died,
the mathmatican answered
Lumberjacks make good musicians because of their natural logarithms.
Pie are not square. Pie are round. Cornbread are square.
A physics joke: "Energy equals milk chocolate square"
-- Naoto Kimura, Cal State-Northridge
Russell to Whitehead: "My Godel
is killing me!"
-- Dennis Healy, Dartmouth
"A person who can, within a year,
solve x^2 - 92y^2 = 1 is
a mathematician." -- Brahmagupta
First of all let me make it clear
that I have nothing against
contravariant functors. Some of my best friends are cohomology
theories! But now you aren't supposed to call them contravariant
anymore. It's Algebraically Correct to call them 'differently
A mathematician is a person who
says that, when 3 people are
supposed to be in a room but 5 came out, 2 have to go in so
the room gets empty.
If I have seen farther than others,
it is because I was
standing on the shoulder of giants. -- Isaac Newton
In the sciences, we are now uniquely
privileged to sit
side by side with the giants on whose shoulders we stand.
-- Gerald Holton
If I have not seen as far as
others, it is because giants
were standing on my shoulders. -- Hal Abelson
In computer science, we stand
on each other's feet.
-- Brian K. Reid
"A mathematician is a device
for turning coffee into theorems"
-- P. Erdos
"Mathematicians are like Frenchmen:
whatever you say to them,
they translate it into their own language, and forthwith it
means something entirely different." -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
"The reason that every major
university maintains a department
of mathematics is that it is cheaper to do this than to
institutionalize all those people."
"The world is everywhere dense with idiots." -- LFS
Tom Potter: Life is complex. It has real and imaginary components.
The four branches of arithmetic
- ambition, distraction,
uglification and derision. (Lewis Caroll: "Alice in Wonderland")
A student at our high school
a few years back, having had
his fill with drawing graph after graph in senior high math
class, told his teacher: "Mrs. ___, I'll do algebra, I'll
do trig, and I'll even do statistics, but graphing is where
I draw the line!" from firstname.lastname@example.org (Kevin Carver)
Mathmatics is the alphabet with
which God has written the
universe -- Galileo
"What's one and one and one and
one and one and one and one
and one and one and one and one and one?" "I don't know"
said Alice. "I lost count." "She can't do addition." said
the Red Queen. -- Lewis Carrol, "Through the lookingglass"
From: ph2008 (CJ. Bradfield)philosophy:
"A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking
for a black cat which isn't there" - Charles Darwin
I have hardly ever known a mathematician
reasoning. -- Plato
"Anyone who cannot cope with
mathematics is not fully human.
At best he is a tolerable subhuman who has learned to wear
shoes, bathe and not make messes in the house."
-- Lazarus Long, "Time Enough for Love"
"Mathematics contains much that
will neither hurt one if
one does not know it nor help one if one does know it."
-- J.B. Mencken
"Mathematics may be defined as
the subject in which we
never know what we are talking about, nor whether what
we are saying is true. -- Bertrand Russel
"There is no natural phenomenon
that is comparable with
the sudden and apparently accidentally timed development
of science, except perhaps the condensation of a super-
saturated gas or the explosion of some unpredictable
explosives. Will the fate of science show some similarity
to one of these phenomena?." -- Wigner, Eugene P.
(1902-1995) In an essay ``The Limits of Science'' intended
to estimate them, originally in Procs. of the _Amer.
Philosophical Soc._ v. 94, #5 (1950).
"Never express yourself more clearly than you think." ---N. Bohr
"Furious activity is no substitute
-- H. H. Williams
"It is a capital mistake to theorise
before one has data.
Insensibly one begins to twist facts to suit theories
instead of theories to suit facts." - Sherlock Holmes
"It is one Thing, to show a Man
that he is in an Error,
and another, to put him in possession of Truth." - John Locke
"The symbols are so illuminating
that the fact that the text
is incomprehensible doesn't much matter" - A.N. Prior
"You should never bet against
anything in science at odds
of more than about 10^12 to 1." -- Ernest Rutherford
From: tom_fisher on 98-01-08
I do hate sums. There is no greater mistake than to call
arithmetic an exact science. There are permutations and
aberrations discernible to minds entirely noble like mine;
subtle variations which ordinary accountants fail to discover;
hidden laws of number which it requires a mind like mine to
perceive. For instance, if you add a sum from the bottom
up, and then again from the top down, the result is always
different. -- Mrs. La Touche (19th cent.)
From: humorlist-digest V2 #248 on 98-10-17
"Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong
conclusion with confidence." -- Manly's Maxim
"Only someone who understands
something absolutely can
explain it so no one else can understand it."
-- Rudnicki's Nobel Prize Principle
From the book 'Beowulf's Children'
Pournelle, and Barnes (S104)
"I tell them that if they will occupy themselves with the
study of mathematics, they will find in it the best remedy
against the lusts of the flesh."
-- Thomas Mann, The Magic Mountain
From: Science Jokes on 7/18/01 (S233)
Ernst Eduard Kummer (1810-1893), a German algebraist, was
rather poor at arithmetic. Whenever he had occasion to
do simple arithmetic in class, he would get his students
to help him. Once he had to find 7 x 9. "Seven times
nine," he began, "Seven times nine is er -- ah --- ah --
seven times nine is. . . ." "Sixty-one," a student
suggested. Kummer wrote 61 on the board. "Sir," said
another student, "it should be sixty-nine." "Come,
come, gentlemen, it can't be both," Kummer exclaimed. "It
must be one or the other."
Paul Erd?s had another version
of this story, how Kummer
calculated 7 x 9: Kummer said to himself: "Hmmm the
product cannot be 61, because 61 is prime, it cannot be
65, because 65 is a multiple of 5, 67 is a prime, 69 is
too big - Only 63 is left."
From: LABLaughs.com on 9/28/2002 (S295b)
Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing
random digits is, of course, in a state of sin.
-- John von Neumann (1903-1957)
From: Joke-Of-The-Day-Mail.com on 3/27/2006
"Women have a passion for mathematics. They divide their
age in half, double the price of their clothes, and
always add at least five years to the age of their best
friend." -- Marcel Achard
From: Joke-Of-The-Day-Mail.com on 11/24/2006
Teaching kids to count is fine,
but teaching them what counts is best.
From the book Dreamfall by Joan
D. Vinge (S678b)
Published by Tom Doherty Associates Books, N.Y., 2004
"We arrive at truth, not by reason only,
but also by the heart." -- Pascal
Herman Cartoon (S588c)
By Jim Unger on 4/22/2008
You can view this cute Herman cartoon by clicking 'HERE'.
Subj: Quotations By Albert Einstein (1879-1955) (S54, S582b)
From: smiles on 12/28/1999
Stories' in PHYSICS2
and the picture 'Einstein And Women' in MATH5)
- "Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex,
and more violent. It takes a touch of genius -- and a lot
of courage -- to move in the opposite direction."
- From: LABLaughs@LABLaughs.com on 3/12/2002 (S267c)
"I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my
imagination. Imagination is more important than knowledge.
Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world."
- "The only real valuable thing is intuition."
- "Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not
- "Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired
by age eighteen."
- "The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your
- "The only thing that interferes with my learning is my
- "The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity
has its own reason for existing."
His Understanding of the World:
- "I want to know God's thoughts; the rest are details."
- "The hardest thing in the world to understand
is the income tax." (S269c)
- "I am convinced that He (God) does not play dice."
- "The eternal mystery of the world is its comprehensibility."
- "Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character."
- "Science without religion is lame. Religion without science
is blind." (S345b)
- "Peace cannot be kept by force. It can only be achieved by
- "The most incomprehensible thing about the world is that it
- "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity;
and I'm not sure about the former."
- "Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of Truth
and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods."
- "I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought,
but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."
- "In order to form an immaculate member of a flock of sheep
one must, above all, be a sheep."
From: LABLaughs@LABLaughs.com on 7/8/2002 (S284b)
- "Not everything that counts can be counted, and not every-
thing that can be counted counts." (Sign hanging in
Einstein's office at Princeton)
-- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
- "The must incomprehensible thing about the universe is
that it is comprehensible."
Frank And Ernest On Einstein (S589b)
By Bob Thaves on 5/1/2008
You can read this cute comic
strip about Albert Einstein
by clicking 'HERE'.
On People and Life:
- "Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one."
- "A person starts to live when he can live outside himself."
- "I never think of the future. It comes soon enough."
- "Sometimes one pays most for the things one gets for
- "Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried
- "Great spirits have often encountered violent opposition
from weak minds."
- "Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love."
- "No, this trick won't work...How on earth are you ever
going to explain in terms of chemistry and physics so
important a biological phenomenon as first love?"
- "My religion consists of a humble admiration of the
illimitable superior spirit who reveals himself in the
slight details we are able to perceive with our frail
and feeble mind."
- "The release of atom power has changed everything except
our way of thinking...the solution to this problem lies
in the heart of mankind. If only I had known, I should
have become a watchmaker."
- "Great spirits have always found violent opposition from
mediocrities. The latter cannot understand it when a man
does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices
but honestly and courageously uses his intelligence."
- "The most beautiful thing we can experience is the
mysterious. It is the source of all true art and all
science. He to whom this emotion is a stranger, who can
no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as
good as dead: his eyes are closed."
- "Now he has departed from this strange world a little
ahead of me. That means nothing. People like us, who
believe in physics, know that the distinction between
past, present, and future is only a stubbornly persistent
- "You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long
cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is
meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And
radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals
here, they receive them there. The only difference is
that there is no cat."
- "A human being is a part of a whole, called by us _universe_,
a part limited in time and space. He experiences himself,
his thoughts and feelings as something separated from the
rest... a kind of optical delusion of his consciousness.
This delusion is a kind of prison for us, restricting us
to our personal desires and to affection for a few persons
nearest to us. Our task must be to free ourselves from
this prison by widening our circle of compassion to
embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature in
- "If I had my life to live over again, I'd be a plumber."
- "Nothing will benefit human health and increase the chances
for survival of life on Earth as much as the evolution to
a vegetarian diet"
- Albert Einstein, who fancied himself as a violinist, was
rehearsing a Haydn string quartet. When he failed for
the fourth time to get his entry in the second movement,
the cellist looked up and said, "The problem with you,
Albert, is that you simply can't count."
From: Ruby Lou on 9/29/2011 (S768)
Source: (removed from TheMetaPicture.com in Facebook)
On Math and Science and Education:
- "Science is a wonderful thing if one does not have to
earn one's living at it."
- "God does not care about our mathematical difficulties. He
- "The whole of science is nothing more than a refinement of
- "Technological progress is like an axe in the hands of a
- "We can't solve problems by using the same kind of
thinking we used when we created them."
- "Education is what remains after one has forgotten
everything he learned in school."
- "Do not worry about your difficulties in Mathematics. I
can assure you mine are still greater."
- "Equations are more important to me, because politics is
for the present, but an equation is something for
From: Joke-Of-The-Day on 11/13/2002 (S302b)
- "If A is a success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z.
Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut."
- "As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they
are not certain, as far as they are certain, they do not
refer to reality."
- "Yes, we have to divide up our time like that, between our
politics and our equations. But to me our equations are
far more important, for politics are only a matter of
present concern. A mathematical equation stands forever."
- "...one of the strongest motives that lead men to art and
science is escape from everyday life with its painful
crudity and hopeless dreariness, from the fetters of one's
own ever-shifting desires. A finely tempered nature
longs to escape from the personal life into the world of
objective perception and thought."
- When a man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems
like a minute. But let him sit on a hot stove for a
minute -- and it's longer than an hour. That's relativity.
- "If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be
called research, would it?."
- "You do not really understand something unless you can
explain it to your grandmother."
- "One had to cram all this stuff into one's mind for the
examinations, whether one liked it or not. This coercion
had such a deterring effect on me that, after I had
passed the final examination, I found the consideration
of any scientific problems distasteful to me for an
- "I never thought that others would take them so much more
seriously then I did." -- Albert Einstein about his theories
- "The grand aim of all science is to cover the greatest number
of empirical facts by logical deduction from the smallest
number of hypotheses or axioms."
- "It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in
creative expression and knowledge." -- Albert Einstein
- "Teaching should be such that what is offered is preceived
as a valuable gift and not as a hard duty." -- Albert Einstein
Subj: Einstein Bumper Sticker (S672b)
From: LABLaughsClean on 11/18/2009
Source: (Removed from buffaloschips.com)
You're aware the boy failed my grade school math class, I
take it? And not that many years later he's teaching college.
Now I ask you: Is that the sorriest indictment of the American
educational system you ever heard? [pauses to light cigarette.]
No aptitude at all for long division, but never mind. It's
him they ask to split the atom. How he talked his way into
the Nobel prize is beyond me. But then, I suppose it's like
the man says, "It's not what you know..."
Karl Arbeiter: former teacher of Albert Einstein
Einstein was attending a music salon in Germany before the
second world war, with the violinist S. Suzuki. Two Japanese
women played a German piece of music and a woman in the
audience excaimed: "How wonderful! It sounds so German!"
Einstein responded: "Madam, people are all the same."
This is a story I heard as a freshman at the University of
Utah when Dr. Henry Eyring was still teaching chemistry
there. Many years before he and Dr. Einstein were colleagues.
As they walked together they noted an unusual plant growing
along a garden walk. Dr. Eyring asked Dr. Einstein if he
knew what the plant was. Einstein did not, and together
they consulted a gardner. The gardner indicated the plant
was green beans and forever afterwards Eyring said Einstein
didn't know beans [g]. I heard this second hand and I don't
know if the story has ever been published...
From: humorlist-digest V3 #18 on 99-01-21
Seen on a truck:
"I am as smart as a horse and hung like Einstein!"
From: LABLaughs.com on 2/28/2002 (S265c)
Don't fear failure so much that you refuse to try new
things. The saddest summary of life has three parts..
what to do, when to do and why to do ?. -- Albert Einstein
From: LABLaughs.com on 3/8/2002 (S266c)
"Few are those who see with their own eyes and feel with
their own hearts." -- Albert Einstein
From: LABLaughs.com on 4/5/2002 (S270)
"There are only two ways to live your life. One is as
though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though
everything is a miracle." -- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
From: LABLaughs.com on 4/27/2002 (S273c)
The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the
same level of thinking we were at when we created them.
-- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
From: LABLaughs.com on 6/1/2002 (S278b)
It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has
exceeded our humanity. -- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
From: LABLaughs.com on 7/3/2002 (S283b)
It was the experience of mystery -- even if mixed with fear
-- that engendered religion. -- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
From: Puneet385 on 10/5/2002 (S296b)
Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into
nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes
easy. -- Albert Einstein
From: LABLaughs.com on 10/17/2002 (S298b)
I have no special talents. I am only passionately curious.
-- Albert Einstein
From: igiggle on 4/26/2003 (S326b)
You ask me if I keep a notebook to record my great
ideas. I've only ever had one. -- Albert Einstein.
From: LABLaughs.com on 5/26/2003 (S330b)
Great spirits have always found violent opposition from
mediocre minds. -- Albert Einstein
From: Joke-Of-The-Day-Mail.net on 2/23/2005
Joy in looking and comprehending is nature's most beautiful gift.
-- Albert Einstein
From: Joke-Of-The-Day-Mail.net on 4/21/2005
"Scientific research is based on the idea that everything
that takes place is determined by laws of nature, and there-
fore this holds for the action of people. For this reason,
a research scientist will hardly be inclined to believe that
events could be influenced by a prayer, i.e. by a wish
addressed to a Supernatural Being." -- Albert Einstein,
1936, responding to a child who wrote and asked if scientists pray.
From: Joke-Of-The-Day-Mail.com on 7/10/2005
Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The
important thing is to not stop questioning. -- Albert Einstein
From: LABLaughsRiddles on 9/20/2005
"The world is a dangerous place to live, not because of the
people who are evil, but because of the people who don't
do anything about it." -- Albert Einstein.
From: igiggle on 11/15/2005 (S460b)
Albert Einstein never learned how to drive a car.
From: LABLaughsRiddles on 1/2/2005
"Never regard study as a duty, but as the enviable
opportunity to learn to know the liberating influence of
beauty in the realm of the spirit for your own personal
joy and to the profit of the community to which your later
work belongs." -- Albert Einstein
From: Joke-Of-The-Day-Mail.com on 5/18/2006
"Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and
expecting different results." -- Albert Einstein
From: Joke-Of-The-Day-Mail.com on 5/5/2006
"Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women
marry men with the hope they will change. Invaribly they
are both disappointed." -- Albert Einstein
From: LABLaughs.com on 10/10/2006 (S507b)
"The ideas that have lighted my way have been kindness,
beauty and truth." -- Albert Einstein
From: LABLaughs.com on 12/3/2009
"Love is a better teacher than duty."
-- Albert Einstein
Einstein Photo And Quote II (S805)
From: Patricia Dillow on 6/14/2012
Drawing from KimsCritiquingCorner...
Also see for Other Einstein References
.....'Einstein and Compound Interest' in Banking Supp
.....'Photo Of Einstein On A Bike' in Bicycle
.....'Einstein's Guitar Formula' in Music
.....'Einstein's Grades' in Physics2
.....'Einstein Stories' in Physics2
.....'Einstein's Chauffeur' in Physics2
.....'Einstein's Entangled States' - Video in Physics2
.....'Another of Einstein's Theories' in Physics2
The Face (S591b in Illusions19)
From: darrellvip on 5/14/2008
This is the craziest thing I've
seen in a long time. For
those of you in the 21st century (e.g. blackberry owners),
you'll need to look at this on a pc. You also have to get
out of your seat and walk away from your computer. People
may think you're crazy. But it's well worth it.
When you look at this picture
in a closer look you see its
Albert Einstein, but if you stand 5 meters distance, it
will become Marilyn Monroe. Click 'HERE' to view it.
Subj: Strange Numbers
From: Scott's Joke Archive 0n 5/31/97
DID YOU KNOW
111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
12,345,679 times any two digit number that adds to nine is strange.
'e' and pi are irrational, 'i' is an imaginary number, yet
e = -1
* If you have three quarters, four
dimes, and four pennies,
you have $1.19. You also have the largest amount of money
in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.
(This would make a GREAT math brain teaser!)
Subj: Mother Goose And Grimm (S651b)
By Mike Peters on 7/1/2009
Frazz Comic Strips (DU)
By Jef Mallett on 9/21/2009
Click 'HERE' to see these three comic strips about Einstein.
Frank And Ernest Cartoon (DU)
By Bob Thaves on 7/18/2009
to see this cute cartoon about Einstein
.............................Einstein smiley from Millan.net.