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Subj:
Mutts Comic Strip (S588c)
By Patrick McDonnell From: WashingtonPost on 4/24/2008 |
You can read this Earth Days
quote by Albert Einstein
on my web site by clicking 'HERE'.
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Subj: Quotes
From Mathematician Paul Erdos (S233)
From: Science Jokes on 7/18/01
at http://www.xs4all.nl/~jcdverha/scijokes/
Paul Erd?s (Hungarian mathematician,
1913-1996), currently
is the most prolific mathematician
in history.
1st Incident
On one occasion, Erdos met a
mathematician and asked him
where he was from. "Vancouver,"
the mathematician replied.
"Oh, then you must know my good
friend Elliot Mendelson,"
Erdos said.
The reply was "I AM your good friend Elliot Mendelson."
2ed Incident
Paul Erdos had the habbit of
phoning fellow mathematicians
over the whole world, no matter
what time it was. He
remembered the number of every
mathematician, but did not
know anybody's first name.
The only person he called by
his Christian name was Tom Trotter,
whom he called Bill.
From: LABLaughs@LABLaughs.com on 7/23/2002
(S286b)
A mathematician is a device
for turning coffee into
theorems. -- Paul Erdos
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Subj: Math
Quotations
From: smiles on 2/28/00
(also see 'Science
Quotations And Others' in SCIENCE2)
"God is real, unless declared integer."
"Math illiteracy strikes 8 out of 5 people."
"Life is good for only two things,
discovering mathematics
and teaching mathematics."
Simon Poisson.
"According to my calculations, this problem doesn't exist"
"Belief is no substitute for arithmetic." Henry Spencer.
"I never could make out what
those damned dots meant." Lord
Randolph Churchill (1849-95),
British Conservative politician.
Referring to decimal points.
"As far as the laws of mathematics
refer to reality, they
are not certain, and as far
as they are certain, they do
not refer to reality."
-- Albert Einstein (1879-1955).
"Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive."
"The mathematician has reached
the highest rung on the
ladder of human thought." Havelock
Ellis (1859-1939),
British sexologist.
"One has to be able to count,
if only so that at fifty one
doesn't marry a girl of twenty."
-- Maxim Gorky.
"Moriarty: "How are you at Mathematics?"
Harry Secombe: "I speak it
like a native."
Spike Milligan (1918-), British
comic actor and author.
"One geometry cannot be more
true than another; it can
only be more convenient. Geometry
is not true, it is
advantageous." -- Robert
T. Pirsig (1928-), US writer.
Zen and the Art of Motorcycle
Maintenance.
"Do not worry about your difficulties
in Mathematics. I
can assure you mine are still
greater." -- Albert Einstein.
"I like mathematics because it
is not human and has
nothing particular to do with
this planet or with the
whole accidental universe
because, like Spinoza's God,
it won't love us in return."
-- Bertrand Russell
(1872-1970), British philosopher.
"The whole is more than the sum
of the parts."
-- Aristotle (384-322
BC)
"I knew a mathematician who said
'I do not know as much as
God. But I know as much
as God knew at my age'."
-- Milton Shulman
(1925-), Canadian writer, journalist,
and critic.
"Round numbers are always false."
-- Samuel Johnson (1709-84),
British lexicographer.
"No, it is a very interesting
number, it is the smallest
number expressible as a sum
of two cubes in two different
ways." -- Srinivasa Ramanujan
(1887-1920), Indian
mathematician. Mathematician
G. H. Hardy had referred to
the number '1729' as 'dull'.
"Engineers think that equations
approximate the real world.
Scientists think that the real
world approximates equations.
Mathematicians are unable to
make the connection."
"Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math." Bumper sticker.
"It is rare to find learned men
who are clean, do not stink
and have a sense of humour."
-- Montesquieu (1689-1755)
about Leibniz (1646-1716).
"It was mentioned on CNN that
the new prime number
discovered recently is four
times bigger than the previous
ord." -- John Blasik.
"Q: Do you know what is the square
root of 69 ?
A: Ate something (8.xxxxxxx....)"
"There are 3 kinds of people:
those who can count and
those who can't." Bumper sticker.
"Chess is a foolish expedient
for making idle people believe
they are doing something very
clever when they are only
wasting their time."
-- George Bernard Shaw.
"The number you have dialed is
imaginary.
Rotate phone 90 degrees and
try again."
"Sobrit, rigueur et exactitude
sont les trois mamelles des
mathmatiques." -- Manix.
Other quotations I have gathered through the years
"The generation of random numbers
is too important to be left
to chance." Robert R. Coveyou
Oak Ridge National Laboratory (S11)
"Algebraic symbols are used when
you do not know what you
are talking about. -- Philippe
Schnoebelen
Moebius always does it on the
same side.
Heisenberg might have slept
here.
Statisticians probably do it.
Algebraists do it in groups.
(Logicians do it) or [not (logicians
do it)].
-- Aaron Avery, University
of Wisconsin
Professor Dirac, a famous Applied
Mathematician-Physicist,
had a horse shoe over his desk.
One day a student asked
if he really believed that a
horse shoe brought luck.
Professor Dirac replied, "I
understand that it brings you
luck if you believe in it or
not."
C programmers do it with long
pointers.
(Logicians do it) or [not (logicians
do it)].
-- Scott Horne
Old mathematicians never die;
they just lose some of their
functions. -- John C.
George, U.Illinois Urbana-Champaign
From: Tim.Nelson@Canada.ATTGIS.COM
(list of Old * Never Die,
they just)
OLD MATH TEACHERS never die,
they just reduce to lowest terms
OLD MATHEMATICIANS never die,
they just disintegrate
OLD MATHEMATICIANS never die,
they just go off on a tangent
OLD NUMERICAL ANALYSTS never
die, they just get disarrayed
OLD TRIGONOMETRY TEACHERS never
die, they just lose their identities
Definition: Jogging girl scout
= Brownian motion.
-- Ilan Vardi, Stanford
"You have to regard everything
I say with suspicion. I may
be trying to bullshit you,
or I may just be bullshitting
you inadvertently. --
J. Wainwright, Mathematics 140b
I saw the following scrawled
on a math office blackboard in
college: 1 + 1 = 3, for
large values of 1
-- Rob Gardner, HP Ft.
Collins, CO
lim
----
8-->9
\/ 8 = 3
-- Donald Chinn, UC-Berkeley
lim 3
= 8
w->oo
(It is more obvious when
handwritten...)
-- Jorge Stolfi, DEC
Systems Research Center, Palo Alto, CA
Mathematical Formula
lim (major) = P.E.
GPA-->0
(S11)
Asked how his pet parrot died,
the mathmatican answered
"Polynomial. polygon."
---
Lumberjacks make good musicians
because of their natural logarithms.
---
Pie are not square. Pie are
round. Cornbread are square.
---
A physics joke: "Energy equals
milk chocolate square"
-- Naoto Kimura, Cal
State-Northridge
Russell to Whitehead: "My Godel
is killing me!"
-- Dennis Healy, Dartmouth
"A person who can, within a year,
solve x^2 - 92y^2 = 1 is
a mathematician." --
Brahmagupta
First of all let me make it clear
that I have nothing against
contravariant functors.
Some of my best friends are cohomology
theories! But now you
aren't supposed to call them contravariant
anymore. It's Algebraically
Correct to call them 'differently
arrowed'!!
A mathematician is a person who
says that, when 3 people are
supposed to be in a room but
5 came out, 2 have to go in so
the room gets empty.
If I have seen farther than others,
it is because I was
standing on the shoulder of
giants. -- Isaac Newton
In the sciences, we are now uniquely
privileged to sit
side by side with the giants
on whose shoulders we stand.
-- Gerald Holton
If I have not seen as far as
others, it is because giants
were standing on my shoulders.
-- Hal Abelson
In computer science, we stand
on each other's feet.
-- Brian K. Reid
"A mathematician is a device
for turning coffee into theorems"
-- P. Erdos
"Mathematicians are like Frenchmen:
whatever you say to them,
they translate it into their
own language, and forthwith it
means something entirely different."
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
"The reason that every major
university maintains a department
of mathematics is that it is
cheaper to do this than to
institutionalize all those
people."
"The world is everywhere dense with idiots." -- LFS
Tom Potter: Life is complex. It has real and imaginary components.
The four branches of arithmetic
- ambition, distraction,
uglification and derision. (Lewis
Caroll: "Alice in Wonderland")
A student at our high school
a few years back, having had
his fill with drawing graph
after graph in senior high math
class, told his teacher: "Mrs.
___, I'll do algebra, I'll
do trig, and I'll even do statistics,
but graphing is where
I draw the line!" from kcarver@fox.nstn.ns.ca
(Kevin Carver)
Mathmatics is the alphabet with
which God has written the
universe -- Galileo
"What's one and one and one and
one and one and one and one
and one and one and one and
one and one?" "I don't know"
said Alice. "I lost count."
"She can't do addition." said
the Red Queen. --
Lewis Carrol, "Through the lookingglass"
From: ph2008 (CJ. Bradfield)philosophy:
"A mathematician is a blind
man in a dark room looking
for a black cat which isn't
there" - Charles Darwin
I have hardly ever known a mathematician
capable of
reasoning. -- Plato
"Anyone who cannot cope with
mathematics is not fully human.
At best he is a tolerable subhuman
who has learned to wear
shoes, bathe and not make messes
in the house."
-- Lazarus Long,
"Time Enough for Love"
"Mathematics contains much that
will neither hurt one if
one does not know it nor help
one if one does know it."
-- J.B. Mencken
"Mathematics may be defined as
the subject in which we
never know what we are talking
about, nor whether what
we are saying is true.
-- Bertrand Russel
"There is no natural phenomenon
that is comparable with
the sudden and apparently accidentally
timed development
of science, except perhaps
the condensation of a super-
saturated gas or the explosion
of some unpredictable
explosives. Will the
fate of science show some similarity
to one of these phenomena?."
-- Wigner, Eugene P.
(1902-1995) In an essay ``The
Limits of Science'' intended
to estimate them, originally
in Procs. of the _Amer.
Philosophical Soc._ v. 94,
#5 (1950).
"Never express yourself more clearly than you think." ---N. Bohr
"Furious activity is no substitute
for understanding"
-- H. H. Williams
"It is a capital mistake to theorise
before one has data.
Insensibly one begins to twist
facts to suit theories
instead of theories to suit
facts." - Sherlock Holmes
"It is one Thing, to show a Man
that he is in an Error,
and another, to put him in
possession of Truth." - John Locke
"The symbols are so illuminating
that the fact that the text
is incomprehensible doesn't
much matter" - A.N. Prior
"You should never bet against
anything in science at odds
of more than about 10^12 to
1." -- Ernest Rutherford
Subj: Thoughts
On Sums
From: tom_fisher on 98-01-08
I do hate sums. There
is no greater mistake than to call
arithmetic an exact science.
There are permutations and
aberrations discernible to minds
entirely noble like mine;
subtle variations which ordinary
accountants fail to discover;
hidden laws of number which
it requires a mind like mine to
perceive. For instance,
if you add a sum from the bottom
up, and then again from the
top down, the result is always
different. -- Mrs. La
Touche (19th cent.)
From: humorlist-digest V2 #248 on 98-10-17
"Logic is a systematic method
of coming to the wrong
conclusion with confidence."
-- Manly's Maxim
"Only someone who understands
something absolutely can
explain it so no one else can
understand it."
-- Rudnicki's Nobel
Prize Principle
From the book 'Beowulf's Children'
by Niven,
Pournelle, and Barnes (S104)
"I tell them that if they will
occupy themselves with the
study of mathematics, they
will find in it the best remedy
against the lusts of the flesh."
-- Thomas Mann,
The Magic Mountain
From: Science Jokes on 7/18/01 (S233)
At: http://www.xs4all.nl/~jcdverha/scijokes/
Ernst Eduard Kummer (1810-1893),
a German algebraist, was
rather poor at arithmetic.
Whenever he had occasion to
do simple arithmetic in class,
he would get his students
to help him. Once he had
to find 7 x 9. "Seven times
nine," he began, "Seven times
nine is er -- ah --- ah --
seven times nine is. . . ."
"Sixty-one," a student
suggested. Kummer wrote 61 on
the board. "Sir," said
another student, "it should
be sixty-nine." "Come,
come, gentlemen, it can't be
both," Kummer exclaimed. "It
must be one or the other."
Paul Erd?s had another version
of this story, how Kummer
calculated 7 x 9: Kummer said
to himself: "Hmmm the
product cannot be 61, because
61 is prime, it cannot be
65, because 65 is a multiple
of 5, 67 is a prime, 69 is
too big - Only 63 is left."
From: LABLaughs.com on 9/28/2002 (S295b)
Anyone who considers arithmetical
methods of producing
random digits is, of course,
in a state of sin.
-- John von Neumann (1903-1957)
From: Joke-Of-The-Day-Mail.com on 3/27/2006
(S479b)
"Women have a passion for mathematics.
They divide their
age in half, double the price
of their clothes, and
always add at least five years
to the age of their best
friend." -- Marcel Achard
From: Joke-Of-The-Day-Mail.com on 11/24/2006
(S514b)
Teaching kids to count is fine,
but teaching them what counts
is best.
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The Genius (S453)
From: LABLaughsRiddles on 9/21/2005 |
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This animated GIF can be viewed
on the source above, or
on my web site bt clicking 'HERE'.
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Subj: Quotations
By Albert Einstein (1879-1955) (S54, S582b)
From: smiles on 12/28/1999
and
From: other sources
(See 'Einstein Stories' in
PHYSICS2
and the picture 'Einstein And
Women' in MATH5)
On Knowledge
- "Any intelligent fool can
make things bigger, more complex,
and more violent.
It takes a touch of genius -- and a lot
of courage -- to
move in the opposite direction."
- From: LABLaughs@LABLaughs.com
on 3/12/2002 (S267c)
"I am enough of an artist
to draw freely upon my
imagination. Imagination
is more important than knowledge.
Knowledge is limited.
Imagination encircles the world."
--
Einstein.
- "The only real valuable thing
is intuition."
- "Everything should be made
as simple as possible, but not
simpler."
- "Common sense is the collection
of prejudices acquired
by age eighteen."
- "The secret to creativity
is knowing how to hide your
sources."
- "The only thing that interferes
with my learning is my
education."
- "The important thing is not
to stop questioning. Curiosity
has its own reason
for existing."
His Understanding of the World:
- "I want to know God's thoughts;
the rest are details."
- "The hardest thing in the
world to understand
is the income tax."
(S269c)
- "I am convinced that He (God)
does not play dice."
- "The eternal mystery of the
world is its comprehensibility."
- "Weakness of attitude becomes
weakness of character."
- "Science without religion
is lame. Religion without science
is blind." (S345b)
- "Peace cannot be kept by force.
It can only be achieved by
understanding."
- "The most incomprehensible
thing about the world is that it
is comprehensible."
- "Two things are infinite:
the universe and human stupidity;
and I'm not sure
about the former."
- "Whoever undertakes to set
himself up as a judge of Truth
and Knowledge is
shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods."
- "I know not with what weapons
World War III will be fought,
but World War IV
will be fought with sticks and stones."
- "In order to form an immaculate
member of a flock of sheep
one must, above
all, be a sheep."
From: LABLaughs@LABLaughs.com
on 7/8/2002 (S284b)
- "Not everything that counts
can be counted, and not every-
thing that can
be counted counts." (Sign hanging in
Einstein's office
at Princeton)
--
Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
- "The must incomprehensible
thing about the universe is
that it is comprehensible."
On People and Life:
- "Reality is merely an illusion,
albeit a very persistent one."
- "A person starts to live when
he can live outside himself."
- "I never think of the future.
It comes soon enough."
- "Sometimes one pays most for
the things one gets for
nothing."
- "Anyone who has never made
a mistake has never tried
anything new."
- "Great spirits have often
encountered violent opposition
from weak minds."
- "Gravitation is not responsible
for people falling in love."
- "No, this trick won't work...How
on earth are you ever
going to explain
in terms of chemistry and physics so
important a biological
phenomenon as first love?"
- "My religion consists of a
humble admiration of the
illimitable superior
spirit who reveals himself in the
slight details
we are able to perceive with our frail
and feeble mind."
- "The release of atom power
has changed everything except
our way of thinking...the
solution to this problem lies
in the heart of
mankind. If only I had known, I should
have become a watchmaker."
- "Great spirits have always
found violent opposition from
mediocrities. The
latter cannot understand it when a man
does not thoughtlessly
submit to hereditary prejudices
but honestly and
courageously uses his intelligence."
- "The most beautiful thing
we can experience is the
mysterious.
It is the source of all true art and all
science.
He to whom this emotion is a stranger, who can
no longer pause
to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as
good as dead: his
eyes are closed."
- "Now he has departed from
this strange world a little
ahead of me.
That means nothing. People like us, who
believe in physics,
know that the distinction between
past, present,
and future is only a stubbornly persistent
illusion."
- "You see, wire telegraph is
a kind of a very, very long
cat. You
pull his tail in New York and his head is
meowing in Los
Angeles. Do you understand this? And
radio operates
exactly the same way: you send signals
here, they receive
them there. The only difference is
that there is no
cat."
- "A human being is a part of
a whole, called by us _universe_,
a part limited
in time and space. He experiences himself,
his thoughts and
feelings as something separated from the
rest... a kind
of optical delusion of his consciousness.
This delusion is
a kind of prison for us, restricting us
to our personal
desires and to affection for a few persons
nearest to us.
Our task must be to free ourselves from
this prison by
widening our circle of compassion to
embrace all living
creatures and the whole of nature in
its beauty."
- "If I had my life to live
over again, I'd be a plumber."
- "Nothing will benefit human
health and increase the chances
for survival of
life on Earth as much as the evolution to
a vegetarian diet"
- Albert Einstein, who
fancied himself as a violinist, was
rehearsing a Haydn
string quartet. When he failed for
the fourth time
to get his entry in the second movement,
the cellist looked
up and said, "The problem with you,
Albert, is that
you simply can't count."
On Math and Science and Education:
- "Science is a wonderful thing
if one does not have to
earn one's living
at it."
- "God does not care about our
mathematical difficulties. He
integrates empirically."
- "The whole of science is nothing
more than a refinement of
everyday thinking."
- "Technological progress is
like an axe in the hands of a
pathological criminal."
- "We can't solve problems by
using the same kind of
thinking we used
when we created them."
- "Education is what remains
after one has forgotten
everything he learned
in school."
- "Do not worry about your difficulties
in Mathematics. I
can assure you
mine are still greater."
- "Equations are more important
to me, because politics is
for the present,
but an equation is something for
eternity."
From: Joke-Of-The-Day
on 11/13/2002 (S302b)
- "If A is a success in life,
then A equals x plus y plus z.
Work is x; y is
play; and z is keeping your mouth shut."
- "As far as the laws of mathematics
refer to reality, they
are not certain,
as far as they are certain, they do not
refer to reality."
- "Yes, we have to divide up
our time like that, between our
politics and our
equations. But to me our equations are
far more important,
for politics are only a matter of
present concern.
A mathematical equation stands forever."
- "...one of the strongest motives
that lead men to art and
science is escape
from everyday life with its painful
crudity and hopeless
dreariness, from the fetters of one's
own ever-shifting
desires. A finely tempered nature
longs to escape
from the personal life into the world of
objective perception
and thought."
- When a man sits with
a pretty girl for an hour, it seems
like a minute.
But let him sit on a hot stove for a
minute -- and it's
longer than an hour. That's relativity.
- "If we knew what it was we
were doing, it would not be
called research,
would it?."
- "You do not really understand
something unless you can
explain it to your
grandmother."
- "One had to cram all this
stuff into one's mind for the
examinations, whether
one liked it or not. This coercion
had such a deterring
effect on me that, after I had
passed the final
examination, I found the consideration
of any scientific
problems distasteful to me for an
entire year."
- "I never thought that others
would take them so much more
seriously then
I did." -- Albert Einstein about his theories
- "The grand aim of all science
is to cover the greatest number
of empirical facts
by logical deduction from the smallest
number of hypotheses
or axioms."
- "It is the supreme art of
the teacher to awaken joy in
creative expression
and knowledge." -- Albert Einstein
- "Teaching should be such that
what is offered is preceived
as a valuable gift
and not as a hard duty." -- Albert Einstein
You're aware the boy failed my
grade school math class, I
take it? And not that
many years later he's teaching college.
Now I ask you: Is that the sorriest
indictment of the American
educational system you ever
heard? [pauses to light cigarette.]
No aptitude at all for long
division, but never mind. It's
him they ask to split the atom.
How he talked his way into
the Nobel prize is beyond me.
But then, I suppose it's like
the man says, "It's not what
you know..."
Karl Arbeiter: former teacher
of Albert Einstein
From: Colin_Douthwaite
Einstein was attending a music
salon in Germany before the
second world war, with the violinist
S. Suzuki. Two Japanese
women played a German piece
of music and a woman in the
audience excaimed: "How
wonderful! It sounds so German!"
Einstein responded: "Madam,
people are all the same."
From: Colin_Douthwaite
This is a story I heard as a
freshman at the University of
Utah when Dr. Henry Eyring
was still teaching chemistry
there. Many years before
he and Dr. Einstein were colleagues.
As they walked together they
noted an unusual plant growing
along a garden walk. Dr.
Eyring asked Dr. Einstein if he
knew what the plant was.
Einstein did not, and together
they consulted a gardner.
The gardner indicated the plant
was green beans and forever
afterwards Eyring said Einstein
didn't know beans [g].
I heard this second hand and I don't
know if the story has ever been
published...
From: humorlist-digest V3 #18 on 99-01-21
(S104)
Seen on a truck:
"I am as smart as a horse and
hung like Einstein!"
From: LABLaughs.com on 2/28/2002 (S265c)
Don't fear failure so much that
you refuse to try new
things. The saddest summary
of life has three parts..
what to do, when to do and why
to do ?. -- Albert Einstein
From: LABLaughs.com on 3/8/2002 (S266c)
"Few are those who see with
their own eyes and feel with
their own hearts." --
Albert Einstein
From: LABLaughs.com on 4/5/2002 (S270)
"There are only two ways to
live your life. One is as
though nothing is a miracle.
The other is as though
everything is a miracle."
-- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
From: LABLaughs.com on 4/27/2002 (S273c)
The significant problems we
face cannot be solved at the
same level of thinking we were
at when we created them.
-- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
From: LABLaughs.com on 6/1/2002 (S278b)
It has become appallingly obvious
that our technology has
exceeded our humanity.
-- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
From: LABLaughs.com on 7/3/2002 (S283b)
It was the experience of mystery
-- even if mixed with fear
-- that engendered religion.
-- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
From: Puneet385 on 10/5/2002 (S296b)
Once you can accept the universe
as matter expanding into
nothing that is something, wearing
stripes with plaid comes
easy. -- Albert Einstein
From: LABLaughs.com on 10/17/2002 (S298b)
I have no special talents. I
am only passionately curious.
-- Albert Einstein
From: igiggle on 4/26/2003 (S326b)
You ask me if I keep a notebook
to record my great
ideas. I've only ever
had one. -- Albert Einstein.
From: LABLaughs.com on 5/26/2003 (S330b)
Great spirits have always found
violent opposition from
mediocre minds. -- Albert
Einstein
From: Joke-Of-The-Day-Mail.net on 2/23/2005
(S422)
Joy in looking and comprehending
is nature's most beautiful gift.
-- Albert Einstein
From: Joke-Of-The-Day-Mail.net on 4/21/2005
(S430b)
"Scientific research is based
on the idea that everything
that takes place is determined
by laws of nature, and there-
fore this holds for the action
of people. For this reason,
a research scientist will hardly
be inclined to believe that
events could be influenced by
a prayer, i.e. by a wish
addressed to a Supernatural
Being." -- Albert Einstein,
1936, responding to a child
who wrote and asked if scientists pray.
From: Joke-Of-The-Day-Mail.com on 7/10/2005
(S443b)
Learn from yesterday, live for
today, hope for tomorrow. The
important thing is to not stop
questioning. -- Albert Einstein
From: LABLaughsRiddles on 9/20/2005
(S453b)
"The world is a dangerous place
to live, not because of the
people who are evil, but because
of the people who don't
do anything about it."
-- Albert Einstein.
From: igiggle on 11/15/2005 (S460b)
Albert Einstein never learned
how to drive a car.
From: LABLaughsRiddles on 1/2/2005
(S467b)
"Never regard study as a duty,
but as the enviable
opportunity to learn to know
the liberating influence of
beauty in the realm of the
spirit for your own personal
joy and to the profit of the
community to which your later
work belongs." -- Albert
Einstein
From: Joke-Of-The-Day-Mail.com on 5/18/2006
(S486b)
"Insanity: doing the same thing
over and over again and
expecting different results."
-- Albert Einstein
From: Joke-Of-The-Day-Mail.com on 5/5/2006
(S502b)
"Men marry women with the hope
they will never change. Women
marry men with the hope they
will change. Invaribly they
are both disappointed."
-- Albert Einstein
From: LABLaughs.com on 10/10/2006 (S507b)
"The ideas that have lighted
my way have been kindness,
beauty and truth." --
Albert Einstein
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Subj: Strange
Numbers
From: Scott's Joke Archive 0n 5/31/97
DID YOU KNOW
111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
12,345,679 times any two digit number that adds to nine is strange.
'e' and pi are irrational, 'i' is an imaginary number, yet
i(pi)
e = -1
* If you have three quarters, four
dimes, and four pennies,
you have $1.19. You also
have the largest amount of money
in coins without being able
to make change for a dollar.
(This would make a GREAT math
brain teaser!)
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Subj:
Herman Comic Strip (S588c)
By Jim Unger From: Comics.com on 4/22/2008 |
You can view this cute Herman
comic strip on my web site
by clicking 'HERE'.
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Frank And Ernest On Einstein (S589b)
By Bob Thaves From: WashingtonPost.com on 5/1/2008 |
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You can read this cute comic
strip about Albert Einstein
on my web site by clicking 'HERE'.
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Subj:
The Face (S591b in Illusions19)
From: darrellvip on 5/14/2008 |
This is the craziest thing I've
seen in a long time. For
those of you in the 21st century
(e.g. blackberry owners),
you'll need to look at this
on a pc. You also have to get
out of your seat and walk away
from your computer. People
may think you're crazy.
But it's well worth it.
When you look at this picture
in a closer look you see its
Albert Einstein, but if you
stand 5 meters distance, it
will become Marilyn Monroe.
Click 'HERE' to view
it.
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