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Subj:     Music Supplement
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Includes the following:  Us and Them - Pink Floyd - Pulse - HD - Video (S701b -Supp2)
.........................The Muppets: Stand By Me - Video (S689b in Supp2)
.........................Muppet Show - Mahna Mahna Original - Video (S689 in Supp2)
.........................Virtual Choir Performs Via Webcam - Videos (S688 in Supp2)
.........................Muppets - Devil Went To Jamaica - Videos (S670 in Supp2)
.........................The Diamonds, Before and After - Videos/Audio (S661 - Supp2)
.........................Born Again American - Video (S654b in Supp2)
.........................What A Wonderful World - Video (S649 in Supp2)
.........................Susan Boyle On Britain Got Talent - Video (S640 in Supp2)
.........................Sound Of Music - Train Station - Video (S640b in Supp2)
.........................Stand By Me - Beautiful International Vers. - Vid(S639b-Sp2)
.........................Louis Armstrong / What A Wonderful World - Video (S631-Sup2)
.........................My Jukebox (S625 in Supp2)
.........................RayCharles JerryLee FatsDomino RodStewart Plyng-Vd(S607-Sp2)
.........................Ripley's Believe It Or Not! (S648b in Supp2)
.........................Hollie Steel On Britain's Got Talent - Video (S673b - Supp2)
.........................Janey Cutler Sings On BritainsGotTalent09 - Vid (S695b-Sup2)
.........................Jackie Evancho ~ America's Got Talent - Video (S708 - Supp2)
.........................Piano Balls - Video (S484)
.........................My Favorite Things (S480b)
.........................The Llama Song - Video (S469b)
.........................Revised Hits For Baby Boomers (S463b)
.........................Celestial Jukebox (S283b)
.........................CD Copy Protection (S277b)
                         Short Music Jokes
..............................The Fibonacci In Lateralus - Video (S695 in Supp2)
..............................Meet The Harmonica Man - Video (S695 in Supp2)
..............................Weird Al Yankovich - Hey Ricky - Video (S695b in Supp2)
..............................Gravite - Video (S695b in Supp2)
..............................Resonant Chamber By AniMusic.com - Video (S693 in Sup2)
..............................Pink Floyd - Sheep - Video (S690b in Supp2)
..............................Metallica - One Live 1989 - Video (S690 in Supp2)
..............................OK Go: Rube Goldberg Machine - Video (S686b in Supp2)
..............................Old School Talent - Video (S684 in Supp2)
..............................The Finches: Experimental Post-Punk Band -Vid(S679-Sp2)
..............................Eight Rare Beatles Photos (S679 in Supp2)
..............................Piano -PPS (S672 in Supp2)
..............................Either Way Its Fine With Me - Video (S664b in Supp2)
..............................Alvin And The Chipmunks - Video (S660b in Supp2)
..............................The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly - Video (S654 in Supp2)
..............................Bizarro Cartoon (S653 in Supp2)
..............................Rainstorm Music - Video (S652 in Supp2)
..............................The #1 Song On This Date In History (S651b in Supp2)
..............................7-Year-Old Sings The National Anthem - Video (S647-Sp2)
..............................The Rock-A-Teens - Woo Hoo - Video (S645b in Supp2)
..............................Ethan Bortnick On Jay Leno - Video (S637 in Supp2)
..............................Doo Wop Era Quiz! (S536b in Supp2)
..............................Pipe Dream - Video (S633b in Supp2)
..............................Dancin' The Boogie - Video (S632c in Supp2)
..............................Faryl Smith Signs Opera - Video (S611 in Supp2)
..............................Harmonica Plays Lone Ranger Theme - Video (S599c-Supp2)
..............................Chubby Checker - Let's Twist Again - Video (S599b-Sup2)
..............................Kenny Roger's Lucille - Video (S595b in Supp2)
..............................Little Richard's Lucille - Video (S595b in Supp2)
..............................Mr. Bean Plays An Invisible Drum Set (S677b in Supp2)
..............................Leningrad Cowboys - SWEET HOME ALABAMA - Video (S586b)
..............................Poem - Maestro In Rome (S411b)
..............................Ray Stevens - Mississippi Squirrel Revival - Vid (S585)
..............................The Music Director And The Bad Drummer (S400b)
..............................Song "But I Could Be Wrong" - Video (S583c)
..............................Horses Singing Four Part Harmony (S342b)
..............................I Just Don't Look Good Naked Anymore! - Video (S576c)
..............................The Oswald Rock Band (S363)
..............................Vince Mira Sings Ring Of Fire - Video (S576)
..............................Somewhere Over The Rainbow - Video (S575)
..............................We Wish You A Merry Christmas - Video (S569)
..............................Nocturne In B Flat Major - Audio (S566c)
..............................Prelude To Fornication (S565c)
..............................I'm My Own Grandpa - Video (S563)
..............................I'm My Own Grandpa II - Video (DU)
..............................Bobby MeFerrin Performs Bach - Video (S563, S875)
..............................If My Nose Was Running Money - Video (S561b)
..............................We Didn't Start The Fire - Videos (S560)
..............................Hip Hop Violinist - Video (S559)
..............................Kill The Wabbit - What's Opera Doc? - Video (S555b)
..............................Country Weather Band (S554c)
..............................Rodney Carrington - Show Them To Me - Video (S552)
..............................Bon Jovi And The Insult Comic Dog - Video (S551)
..............................Paul Potts Sings Opera - Video (S550)
..............................Strangers On My Flight - Audio (S549)
..............................On the Street Where You Live - Video (S548b)
..............................Tom Rush - Remember Song - Video (S546b)
..............................Press One For English - Video (S546c)
..............................Grease Babies - Video (S543)
..............................The Four Fingered Pianist - Video (S542c)
..............................Clinton Got A Blowjob - Video (S534)
..............................Joshua Bell Plays The L'Enfant Plaza Station-Vid(S534b)
..............................Name That Tune (S533c)
..............................Jukebox (S526c)
..............................Smells like Nirvana - Video (S517b)
..............................11 Year Old Yodeller - Video (S508)
..............................Today's The Day - Musical Video (S508)
..............................Mozart's Opera Banned In Germany (S507)
..............................What A Wonderful World - PPS (S496b)
..............................The Music Teacher (S492b)
..............................Beatles Quiz (S480c)
..............................Are You Lonesome Tonight? (S482c)
..............................16 Century Walkman (S470b)
..............................Pavarotti Loves Elephants - Video (S469b)
..............................Wizards of Winter - Video (S463b)
..............................Freaking Brothers Piano Duet - Video (S442b)
..............................Violinist Jokes (S361b)
..............................CD Settlement Money (S310)
..............................Real Short Music Jokes

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Subj:     Piano Balls (S484d)
          From: igiggle
          on 5/1/2006
 Source: http://www.break.com/index/pianoballs.html
 (See 'We Wish You A Merry Christmas' in Music-Supp)

 This amazingly talented young man plays a piano keyboard by
 bouncing orange balls on the keys.  All I can say is Wow!
 You can view this video at the source above, or on my site
 by clicking 'HERE'.

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Subj:     My Favorite Things (S480b)
          From: vaterbenicia on 4/1/2006

 To commemorate her 69th birthday on October 1, actress/vocalist
 Julie Andrews made a special appearance at Manhattan's Radio
 City Music Hall for the benefit of the AARP.  One of the musical
 numbers she performed was "My Favorite Things" from the legendary
 movie "Sound Of Music."  However, the lyrics of the song were
 deliberately changed for the entertainment of her "blue hair"
 audience. :(Sing the song as you gooooo....) Here are the
 lyrics she recited

 Sing along with Julie Andrews to the tune of "My Favorite
 Things" from Sound of Music.

 Maalox and nose drops and needles for knitting,
 Walkers and handrails and new dental fittings,
 Bundles of magazines tied up in string,
 These are a few of my favorite things.

 Cadillacs and cataracts and hearing aids and glasses,
 Polident and Fixodent and false teeth in glasses,
 Pacemakers, golf carts and porches with swings,
 These are a few of my favorite things.

 When the pipes leak,
 When the bones creak,
 When the knees go bad,
 I simply remember my favorite things,
 And then I don't feel so bad

 Hot tea and crumpets, and corn pads for bunions,
 No spicy hot food or food cooked with onions ,
 Bathrobes and heat pads and hot meals they bring,
 These are a few of my favorite things.

 Back pains, confused brains, and no fear of sinnin',
 Thin bones and fractures and hair that is thinnin',
 And we won't mention our short shrunken frames,
 When we remember our favorite things.

 When the joints ache,
 When the hips break,
 When the eyes grow dim,Then I remember the great life I've had,
 And then I don't feel so bad.
 ---------------------------------------
 Ms. Andrews received a standing ovation from the crowd that
 lasted over four minutes and repeated encores.

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Subj:     The Llama Song (S469b,d in Other_Animals)
          by Burton Earny
          From: igiggle on 1/15/2006
 Source: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php

 This SWF movie is a very catchy little song with pictures.
 You can view it at the source above, or on my web site by
 clicking 'HERE'.

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Subj:     Revised Hits For Baby Boomers (S463b)
          From: LABLaughsClean on 12/6/2005

 '60s' artists revised their hits' lyrics for baby boomers.

 They include:

 Herman's Hermits -
 Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker

 The Bee Gees -
 How Can You Mend a Broken Hip

 Bobby Darin -
 Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash

 Ringo Starr -
 I Get By With a Little Help from Depends

 Roberta Flack -
 The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face

 Johnny Nash -
 I Can't See Clearly Now

 Paul Simon -
 Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver

 Commodores -
 Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom

 Marvin Gaye -
 I Heard it Through the GrapeNuts

 Procol Harem -
 A Whiter Shade of Hair

 Leo Sayer -
 You Make Me Feel Like Napping

 The Temptations -
 Papa's Got a Kidney Stone

 Abba -
 Denture Queen

 Tony Orlando -
 Knock 3 Times on the Ceiling if you Hear Me Fall

 Helen Reddy -
 I am Woman, Hear me Snore

 Willie Nelson -
 On the Throne Again

 Leslie Gore -
 It's My Procedure and I'll Cry if I Want To

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Subj:     Celestial Jukebox S283b)
          From: alerts-newsbulletin
          on 7/2/2002
Picture of Celestial Jukebox
from eBay add

 The original article about the Celestial Jukebox project in
 no longer available on Yahoo.  Two good alternate articles
 are the following:

 The Celestial Jukebox. Where is it?
 Posted by Bill Evans in Bill's Corner on May 3, 2002
 Source: http://news.dmusic.com/article/4777

 The UJukebox Manifesto
 By Janelle Brown
 Source: http://archive.salon.com/tech/feature/2000/11/13/jukebox/

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Subj:     CD Copy Protection (S277b)
          From: jerry on 5/19/2002

 The music recording industry which, in their zeal to prevent
 people from copying CDs, has now, according to MacUser,
 created music CDs which, when played in the iMac, damages
 the machine's firmware requiring that the machine be sent
 in for repair.  The CD mentioned is Celine Dion's "A New
 Day Has Come" (they ain't joking).

 MacUser 10-May-02
 

From: jerry on 5/20/2002
 Yesterday we reported that a new CD copyright scheme
 damages the firmware in iMacs requiring that the
 machine be taken in for service.

 Today Reuters reports that this scheme, this brilliant,
 clever, high tech copy protection scheme can be
 completely defeated by merely investing 99 cents in a
 marker pen.  They report that if you scribble around
 the rim of the CD with a felt-tip marker, the protection
 scheme disappears!

 They tried this with the Celine Dion CD that damaged the
 iMacs and it worked fine after the scribbling was done.

 Reuters via Yahoo News 20-May-02


Subj:     Short Music Jokes (S205)

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Subj:     Leningrad Cowboys And Red Army Choir
          Singing SWEET HOME ALABAMA (S586b, S874d)
          From: rfslick on 4/13/2008 (in Russian)
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/embed/Jrg0X9H6FGU
 Back in the days of the Soviet Union, the Soviet Red
 Army had an official choir composed of male soldiers and
 musicians.  It still exists.  The Red Army Choir performs
 throughout Russia to this day.

 Now consider the Finnish rock band called The Leningrad
 Cowboys.  A little while ago, they held a concert in
 Russia, in which - to the screaming applause of Russian
 teenagers - they got the Red Army Choir to join them on
 stage for a performance of  'Sweet Home Alabama.'  In
 English!  You couldn't make this up!

 You can view this amazing concert at the above source,
 or on my web site by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     Poem - Maestro In Rome (S411b)
          From: LABLaughsAdult on 11/29/2004
 A maestro directing in Rome
 Had a quaint way of driving it home
 Whoever he climbed
 Had to keep herself timed
 To the beat of his old Metronome
 

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Subj:     Ray Stevens -The Mississippi
.............Squirrel Revival (S585 in Anim-Supp)
          From: rfslick on 4/5/2008
 Source: http://travisab1.multiply.com/video/item/
.........73/The_Mississippi_Squirrel_Revival.flv
 This video is from the DVD Ray Stevens - Comedy Video
 Classics, a comedic song about a squirrel that gets
 loose at church and the chaos that ensues.  Click on
 the above source, to see this very funny music video.
 

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Subj:     The Music Director And The Bad Drummer (S400b)
          From: LABLaughsClean on 8/23/2004
 A musical director was having a lot of trouble with a
 drummer.  He talked several times to the drummer, but
 his performance just never improved.

 One day, before the whole orchestra, the conductor said,
 "When a musician can't play his instrument properly and
 doesn't improve when given help, they take away the
 instrument, and give him two sticks, and make him a drummer."

 A whisper was heard from the percussion section: "And if
 he can't handle even that, they take away one of his sticks
 and make him a conductor."
 

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Subj:     Song "But I Could Be Wrong" (S583c,d)
          From: LABLaughsAdult on 3/20/2008
Photo from YouTube
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-5d5IfdYK4
 This is a video is about celebrities that we all can't stand.
 It's photos are shown with the music of Tim Wilson and his
 song titled 'But I Could Be Wrong.'  Click on the above source,
 or 'HERE'. for my copy, to see this dated, funny video.
 

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Subj:     Horses Singing Four Part Harmony (S342b)
          From: Imogenelumen on 8/14/2003
 Wait for the entire screen to load up with all four horses
 and a fence in front of them. Then click on each horse.
 Make sure your sound is on. Re-click on any horse to
 make it turn off or turn it back on again. Somebody did some
 real wizardry of programming to coordinate this!

 Try clicking on the horses from left to right then
 right to left then just one or two at a time... It's fun
 and a good stress reliever. Have fun!
 http://svt.se/hogafflahage/hogafflaHage_site/Kor/hestekor.swf
 

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Subj:     I Just Don't Look Good Naked Anymore!
          From: rfslick (S576c in Naked)
          on 1/24/2008
 Source: http://heraldnet.com/article/20071221/MULTIMEDIA/283841756
 Stan Boreson sings 'I just don't look good naked anymore!' in
 this movie.  You can view it at the source above, or on my
 web site by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     The Oswald Rock Band (S363)
          From: Sam H. on 1/7/2004
 This is truly sick humor, I love it.  If you are easily
 offended I wouldn't look at this picture on my web site at
 http://jokelibrary.150m.com/yyPictures/TwistedHumorP3.html#oswald
 or click 'Here' to see the file version.
 

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Subj:     Vince Mira Sings Ring Of Fire (S576d)
          From: rfslick on 1/21/2008
          (See 'The Ring Of Fire' in Fart)
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/embed/mcm0k9mQKPg
 Discovered singing on a Seattle street, Vince Mira, 15,
 is a somewhat shy kid who looks uncomfortable during a TV
 interview.  But when he steps up to the microphone to sing
 Johnny Cash's classic "Ring of Fire," the result is downright
 spooky. Click on the above source, or 'HERE' for my copy, to
 listen to him sing on the Ellen Degenerous Show.
 

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Subj:     Somewhere Over The Rainbow (S575d)
          From: darrellvip
          on 1/9/2008
 Connie sings in "Britain's got Talent" featuring Simon Cowell
 as a judge.  Click 'HERE' to view this wonderful video.
 

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Subj:     We Wish You A Merry Christmas (S569d in Christmas1)
          From: tom on 12/15/2007
          (See 'Piano Balls' in Music-Supp)
 On the Jay Leno's Tonight Show, a man plays 'We Wish You A
 Merry Christmas' by bouncing tennis balls on a keyboard.
 Click 'HERE' to play.
 

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Subj:     Nocturne In B Flat Major (S566c)
          From: edapsmas
          on 11/21/2007
 This 5,800 KB audio file is very peaceful music
 for contemplation.  Click 'HERE' to listen.
 

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Subj:     Prelude To Fornication (S565c)
          From: LABLaughsAdult
          on 10/29/2007
 Source: http://www.lablaughs.com/adult_toon.php?id=A20071021
 This animated GIF is dirty, but nice.  You can see it at
 the source above, or on my web site by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     I'm My Own Grandpa (S563d)
          By Ray Stephens
          From: rfslick on 11/5/2007
          (Also see 'Redneck Family Tree' in Redneck3)
 This animated video features Ray Stephens singing hit
 hit song.  To play it on my web site, click 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     I'm My Own Grandpa II (DU,d)
          From: Wimp.com on 1/4/2010
 Source1: http://www.youtube.com/embed/eYlJH81dSiw
 Source2: http://www.wimp.com/owngrampa/
 Click on the above source, or 'HERE' for my copy, to
 see a family tree diagram in a video of Ray Stephens' song.
 

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Subj:     Bobby McFerrin Performs Bach (S563d, S875)
          From: edapsmas
          on 11/4/2007
 In this video, Bobby McFerrin and the audience performs
 the Gounod Ave Maria written to a Bach prelude. Click
 'HERE' to enjoy this wonderful musical experience.
 

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Subj:   "If My Nose Was Running Money"
        From: rfslick on 10/16/2007 (S561b,d)
Photo from YouTube...
 Source: http://youtube.com/watch?v=egCeIwjIuZM
 (See '"Cat In The Kettle" By Aaron Wilburn' in Food2)
 You can view and listen to this cute, humorous song
 by Aaron Wilburn at the source above, or on my web
 site by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:    We Didn't Start The Fire (S560d,cf,md4,2)
          From: edapsmas on 10/9/2007
Picture from Yahoo Images
 Source1: http://yeli.us/Flash/Fire.html
 Source2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8lrRvuwczk
 The two above, different music videos of Billy Joel's
 'We Didn't Start the fire' are excellent.  Take this
 history of the baby-boomers trip and view both of
 these videos at the two sources above, or on my web
 site by clicking 'HERE1' and 'HERE2'.
 

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Subj:     Hip Hop Violinist (S559d)
          From: LABLaughsClean
          on 9/23/2007
 Source: http://www.guzer.com/videos/hiphop_violin.php
 This video features Paul Dateh and Inka One.  For such a
 young performer this is amazing.  You can view it at
 the source above, or on my web site by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     Kill The Wabbit - What's Opera Doc? (S555b, S876d)
          From: edapsmas on 9/2/2007 (in Cartoons)
Picture from YouTube.com
 Source: (removed by YouTube.com)
 In this very cute cartoon bugs and Elmer sign opera.
 You can view it on my web site by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     Country Weather Band (S554c)
          Photos from: paskenta55
          on 8/26/2007
 A friend of mine, Roger Ford, plays bass for the band
 "Country Weather".  In the sixties the band opened
 for such groups as Santana, Jeff Beck, Spirit, Grateful
 Dead, and the Chambers Brothers.  These nineteen photos
 are of their concert in Pleasant Hill Park in the summer
 of 2007.  Ron West took the photos.  Click 'HERE' to view.
 

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Subj:     Rodney Carrington - Show Them To Me (S552d)
         From: cappucinid on 8/14/2007 (in Breast)
Photo from Yahoo Images
 Rodney Carrington started as a comedian.  In 2004 he got
 his own TV show, Rodney.  Now he sings country-western
 music.  Carrington said the goal of his music and live
 shows is simply to make people laugh.  You can listen to
 him in concert on my web site by clicking 'HERE'.

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Subj:     Bon Jovi And The Insult Comic Dog (S551d)
          From: YouTube.com on 8/13/2007
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3wAWWf_m18
 (Click on 'Triumph, The Insult Comic Dog' for other videos)
 Conan O'Brien's "Insult Comic Dog", Triumph, goes to
 a Bon Jovi concert in New Jersey.  He hangs out with the
 band and sings in the concert.  This is very funny.
 You can view it at the source above, or on my web site
 by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     Paul Potts Sings Opera (S550d)
          From: samhutkins
          on 8/5/2007 (in Englishman)
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?
      v=1k08yxu57NA?mode=related?search
 Paul Potts, a mobile phone salesman from South Wales,
 sings Nessun dorma on UK talent show "Britain's got
 Talent" featuring Simon Cowell as a judge.  You can
 view it at the source above, or on my web site by
 clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:    Strangers On My Flight (in Planes-Supp)
         From: AFine963 on 7/28/2007 (S549d)
Picture from Animatronics.org...
 Source: http://www.animatronics.org/strangers/strangers.htm
 This parody of Frank Sinatra's "Strangers in the Night" is
 quite nice and quite funny.  You can listen to it at the
 source above, or on my web site by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     On the Street Where You Live (S548b,d)
          From: Media @ Large on 7/18/2007
Picture from Damav.com
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=I57BVLgtUvk&vq=large
 This song from Broadway musical 'My Fair Lady' was sung
 by the character Freddy Eynsford-Hill in the 1964 movie.
 The character Freddy was portrayed by the British actor
 Jeremy Brett. His singing voice for the film was dubbed
 by Bill Shirley, an American singer-actor. You can enjoy
 it at the source above, or on my web site by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     Tom Rush - Remember Song (S546b,d)
          From: rfslick on 6/26/2007
Photo from YouTube...
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yN-6PbqAPM
 Tom Rush sings "The Remember Song" - written by Steven
 Walters and used with permission.  Recorded at Humphreys.
 The length is 03:13. You can see the video at the source
 above, or on my web site by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     Press One For English (S546c,d)
          From: rfslick
          on 6/26/2007
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEJfS1v-fU0
 This country western song by Ron and Kay Rivoli
 is appropriate for our time.  You can view it at the
 source above, or on my web site by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     Grease Babies (S543d in Kids3)
          From: darrell94590
          on 6/6/2007
 Source: http://www.falarious.com/file/58-grease-baby.html
 This 2000 KB, musical movie is a take-off on the Broadway
 play "Grease".  It's great, don't miss it.  You can view
 it at the source above, or on my web site by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     The Four Fingered Pianist (S542c,d)
          From: edapsmas
          on 6/4/2007 (in Handicapped-Supp)
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/embed/lO2Aq0sEf88
 Physical and mental disabilities don't stop 25 y.o South Korean
 Hee Ah from being a great concert pianist.  Click on the above
 source, or 'HERE' for my copy, to see this wonderful tribute to
 Hee Ah Lee, a four fingered pianist.
 

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Subj:     Clinton Got A Blowjob - Video (S534d)
          From: sfo_pilot
          on 4/16/2007 (in Movies)
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAVI16FSjxU
 I generally won't put out something that is this blatantly
 political, but this video is very funny.  You can view it
 at the source above, or on my web site by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:  Joshua Bell Plays The L'Enfant Plaza Station (S534b)
       From: edapsmas on 4/11/2007 
       From: WashingtonPost.com
 Source: http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content
      /article/2007/04/04/AR2007040401721.html?hpid=topnews
 Can one of the nation's great musicians cut through the fog
 of a D.C. rush hour?  This long article is best read at the
 source above, because it includes four video clips.  Or you
 can read it on my web site by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     Name That Tune (S533c)
          From: darrell94590
          on 4/5/2007
 Name That Tune.  You'll kick yourself for not getting this
 one.  To see the full picture on my web site, click 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:    Jukebox (S526c)
          From: drgolfmd on 2/7/2007
Girl from Playa Cofi Jukebox
 Source: http://www.tropicalglen.com/
 Pick a year between 1950 and 1984 and this web site will
 play the hits from that year.  This site is wonderful.
 

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Subj:     Smells like Nirvana (S517b,d)
          From: ThatVideoSite.com on 12/11/06
 Source: http://www.thatvideosite.com/view/279.html
Nirvana picture
from Tok2.com
          (See 'Weird Al - White And Nerdy' in Nerd
           and 'Weird Al Yankovic's I'm Fat' in Fat
           and 'Amish Paradise' in Amish)
 The 38,000 KB video, Weird Al Yankovic - Smells like Nirvana,
 was released in 1992.  Weird Al is an acquired taste.  If you
 don't know and appreciate him, you won't like him.  You can
 view it at the source above, or on my web site by clicking
 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     11 Year Old Yodeller (S508d)
          From: darrell94590
          on 10/17/2006
 This video is about an eleven year old girl who sings a
 yodel.  You can hear it on my site by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     Today's The Day (S508d in Cowboy2)
          From: edapsmas on 10/16/2006
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMNzF9i8e4k
 This  music video is Rodney Carrington's very funny
 country western song "Today's The Day My Wife Met
 My Girlfriend"  You can view this movie at the
 source above, or on my site by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     Mozart's Opera Banned In Germany (S507)
          From: edapsmas on 9/26/2006

Picture from CheapTickets.com

 Source: http://www.forbes.com/entrepreneurs
      /feeds/ap/2006/09/26/ap3047072.html
 To read this thought provoking news article either go to the
 source above, or my web site by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     What A Wonderful World - PPS (S496b)
          From: darrell94590
          on 7/24/2006
 The 2000 KB Power Point Show, What A Wonderful World,
 features the music of Louis Armstrong and Kenny G done
 to a beautiful background of pictures.  Click 'HERE'
 to view.
 

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Subj:     The Music Teacher (S492b)
          From: igiggle on 6/26/2006
 Because of professional commitments, my wife stayed in
 Maryland for a year after I took a teaching job in South
 Carolina.  Some of my ninth-grade music-appreciation
 students, however, had difficulty understanding our
 separation.  One day, while I was playing a Beethoven
 symphony for them, a girl asked, "Do you listen to that
 kind of music at home?"

 When I answered that I did, another student muttered, "No
 wonder his wife won't live with him."  ~~Reader's Digest
 

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Subj:     Beatles Quiz (S480c)
          From: Dr. Quiz
          on 6/15/2006
 Source: http://www.drquiz.com/quiz.php?cat=143
 This quiz contains 20 randomly select questions from
 Dr. Quiz.  The quiz must be taken at the source above.
 

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 Subj:     Are You Lonesome Tonight?
...........(Senior Citizen Ver.) (S482c)
...........From: darrell94590 on 4/13/06
 Source: http://mywebpages.comcast.net/jwwaller/elvis/

 JUST THINK, ELVIS WOULD BE 70 THIS YEAR!.

 If Elvis had lived longer, he possibly would have re-written,
 "Are You Lonesome Tonight," here's how it might have turned
 out.  Turn up speakers and sing along!

 To listen, click on the source above, or on my web site by
 clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:    16 Century Walkman (S470b)
          From: LABLaughsRiddles
          on 1/18/2006
 Source: http://www.lablaughs.com/clean_toon.php?id=C19970421
 This silly, cute cartoon can be seen at the source above, or
 on my web site by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     Pavarotti Loves Elephants
          by Joel Veitch (S469b,d in Elephant)
          From: Giggles and Grins on 1/16/2006
 Source: http://www.rathergood.com/elephants/
 Short, dumb SWF video unless you love opera or elephants.
 You can see it at the source above, or on my web site by
 clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     Wizards of Winter (S463b,d in Christmas3)
          From: dejuanita
          on 12/8/2005
 Source: http://www.s140891385.onlinehome.us
........./Hosted/wizardsofwinter.wmv
 This 5,000 KB WMV video is beautifully set to music.  You
 can view it at the source above, or on my web site by
 clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     Freaking Brothers Piano Duet (S442b,d)
          From: auntiegah
          on 7/11/2005
 This video is the Freaking brothers piano duet.  It is
 extremely funny. Click 'HERE' to view.
 

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Subj:     Violinist Jokes (S361b)
          From Instrument Jokes on 12/29/03
          at http://www.mit.edu/people/jcb/jokes/
 Q: How do you tell the difference between a violinist and a dog?
 A: The dog knows when to stop scratching.

 Q: How many second violinists does it take
    to change a light bulb?
 A: None. They can't get up that high!
 

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Subj:     CD Settlement Money (S310)
          From: agrief on 1/8/2003
 I have NEVER forwarded one of these things along before.
 But I guess there's a first time for everything, because
 according to snopes.com
 (http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/nothing/cdrefund.asp),
 this is true, and I consider them a reliable source.  So
 check it out for yourself.

   - Abe

 How to get your twenty dollars.  Read below

 Go to
 http://www.siliconvalley.com/mld/siliconvalley/4888777.htm
 and read the article about the $20.00 rebate as part of a
 settlement with the record companies.

 Thanks for the twenty dollars Abe.  I too went to
 www.snopes2.com and did a search for CD Settlement.  The
 article came up as legitimate, but you must apply by
 March 3 of this year.
 

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Subj:     Real Short Music Jokes
 Among the music catalogues that Michael Jackson owns
 the rights to is the South Carolina State anthem.

 Who was John Lennon's first girl friend?
 John Lennon's first girlfriend was named Thelma Pickles.

 What's unique about the Beatle's song "Eleanor Rigby"?
 The Beatles did not play a single note in the song.

 Four musicians and a drummer walk into a bar.....

 Bach had 22 kids because he had no stops on his organ.

 I'm tired of all this sax and violins on public television.


 "I'm told that Wagner's music is not as bad as it sounds."
    -- Mark Twain.
 For more Twain quotes see 'Twain on Government' in POLITICAL2.

 Hang On Sloopy is the official rock song of Ohio.

 Johnny says to his mom: I want to be a drummer when I grow up!
 Mom: But Johnny, you can't do both.

 A band director avoided being struck by lightning even
 though he stayed on his aluminum ladder in a thunderstorm.
 (Seems he wasn't a good conductor.)

 We took a collection for our band director's funeral
 asking $50 from community leaders.  We got $100 with
 a note to bury two of them.

 Told to turn on his amp, the guitar player
 stroked it slowly while saying, "I love you."

 A guitarist was so Baroque, he robbed a music store and
 ran off with the lute.  His percussionist friend took a
 drum and beat it.

 A guitarist named Alex Opornockity played a whole concert
 with a flat 'B' string.  It seems Opornockity only tunes once.

 Three guitarists collaborated on a book of scales.
 Each contributed one he knew.

 June the harpist and Sam the trombonist went out to a
 discotheque.  Sam's car wouldn't lock, but Sam knew the
 owner, so they locked their instruments in his office.
 Having too much to drink, they went back to rehearsal
 without their instruments. June told the conductor, "I
 left my  harp in Sam's friend's disco." [if you don't
 get it, think Tony Bennett]

 These jokes are so bad, I can't Handel them.  They make
 me Lizstless.  They can be too Mendlesohm.  You'd better
 go out Bach and stay in Haydn.

 Not being on birth control, the soprano tells the sax player
 to pull out, to which he replies, "Why, am I sharp?"

 The airplane Buddy Holly died in was the "American Pie."
 (Thus the name of the Don McLean song.)

 The band Duran Duran got their name from an astronaut in
 the 1968 Jane Fonda movie "Barbarella."

 White Out was invented by the mother of Mike Nesmith
 (Formerly of the Monkees)

From: Max's Humor Archive on 07/15/97
 A musician calls the symphony office to talk to conductor --
 is told he is dead -- calls back 25 times -- same message from
 receptionist --  receptionist asks why he keeps calling -- "I
 just like to hear you say it."

From: Max's Humor Archive on 07/15/97
 A musician is surprised to see Toscannini in heaven.  Peter
 tells him it's God, but he thinks he's Toscannini.

From: Daemonic Funnies Page on 12/1/97
 Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.

From: Bawdy.Net Collage #260 - Quickies! on 98-07-18 (S77)
 If Mama Cass had shared her sandwich with Karen Carpenter
 they'd both be alive today.

From: Joke-Of-The-Day.com on 1/4/2001
 A man left his bagpipes in the back seat with the window
 rolled down.  Realizing his mistake after only a few blocks,
 he hurried back - but it was too late!  Someone had ALREADY
 left another set of bagpipes next to the first...

 How many lead-singers does it take to change a light bulb?
 Only one - she just holds the bulb over her head, and
 the universe revolves around her!

 What's the difference between a snake and a trombone player,
 both dead in the road?
 The snake MIGHT have been on it's way to a paying gig...

 How do you know it's a drummer who's at your door?
 The knocking speeds up, and slows down, and speeds up, and...

 In the Amazon, why should you only be afraid when the drums
 STOP beating?
 That means the guitar solo is gonna start...

 Did you hear about the bass-player who locked himself out
 of his convertible, with the top down?
 The drummer had to break a window to get out...

 Why do bagpipers walk as they play?
 To get away from the sound...

 And from Trevor:

 How does a folk band know when the stage is level?
 Cuz the accordion player is drooling out of BOTH sides
 of his mouth.

From: flovilla on 3/1/2001 (S224)
 Most of us go to our grave with our music still inside of us.

From: KMACINTY on 7/11/2001 (S232)
 I don't usually pass on sad news like this, but sometimes
 we need to pause and remember what life is  all about.

 There was a great loss recently in the entertainment
 world. Larry LaPrise, the Detroit native who wrote the
 song "Hokey Pokey" died last week at 83.  It was
 especially difficult for the family to keep him in the
 casket.  They'd put his left leg in and.....well, you
 know the rest.

From: RFSlick on 8/25/2001 (S239)
 I discovered that I scream the same way, whether I'm about
 to be devoured by a great white, or if a piece of seaweed
 touches my foot.  -- Axl Rose

From: LABLaughs.com on 7/22/2002 (S286b)
 Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens.
   -- Jimi Hendrix

From: LABLaughs.com on 8/6/2002 (S288b)
 Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end.
   -- Igor Stravinsky (1882-1971)

From: LABLaughs.com on 9/19/2002 (S294b)
 Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung.
   -- Voltaire (1694-1778)

From: LABLaughs.com on 10/30/2002 (S300b)
 I don't know anything about music. In my line you
 don't have to.  -- Elvis Presley (1935-1977)

From: LABLaughs.com on 11/21/2002 (S303b)
 We do not sing because we are happy,
 we are happy because we sing.
   -- William James

From: Joke-Of-The-Day on 1/14/2003 (S311b)
 You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed
 if you don't try!  -- Beverly Sills

From: LABLaughs.com on 3/23/2006 (S379b)
 "I do not like country music, but I do not denigrate anyone
  who does.  For those people that do like country music,
  denigrate means put down.  -- Bob Newhart

From: Joke-Of-The-Day on 6/1/2003 (S488b)
 "I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
    -- Britney Spears

Two quotes from famed violinist, Jascha Heifetz (S578b)
From: edapsmas on 2/6/2008
 "No matter what side of an argument you're on,
 you always find some people on your side that
 wish you were on the other side."

 "I occasionally play works by contemporary composers
 for two reasons.  First to discourage the composer
 from writing any more and secondly to remind myself
 how much I appreciate Beethoven."

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