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Subj:     Music2 Supp2
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Includes the following:  Music Nostalgia - Web Site (S1006)
.........................The Beatles "Get Back" (S1039)
.........................The Beatles - Yellow Submarine - Animated Video (S1123)
.........................Rabbis Singing Pink Floyd - Video (S1041)
.........................Michael Jackson's "Billie Jean" (S1034)
.........................Glen Campbell - William Tell Overture (S1053)
.........................Elvis Presley Sings Wooden Heart (S1053)
.........................Bizarro Cartoon (S1076)
.........................Creedence Clearwater Revival - Video (S1057)
.........................The Jackson 5 Sing WHO'S LOVING YOU (S1056)
.........................Janis Joplin / Piece Of My Heart (S1065)
.........................Jim Croce - Bad, Bad Leroy Brown (S1067)
.........................Johnny Manuel On America's Got Talent (S1068)
.........................Stop Sign - Photo/Song (S1079)
.........................Savant Derek Paravicini - Video (S1042)
.........................Kenny Rogers - Lucille in 1977 (S1075)
.........................La Vie en Rose - Louis Armstrong (S714)
.........................O Brother, Where Art Thou? - 2000 (S1079)
.........................The Day The NASDAQ Died (S174)
.........................Korea's Got Talent Ep.1 - Sung-bong Choi - Video (S751)
.........................The Moz'ART Group From Poland - Video (S750)
.........................Tim Hawkins' Chick Fil A Song - Video (S1122)
.........................Simple Man - Lynyrd Skynyrd - Lyrics Video (S1128)
.........................Ray Charles And Willie Nelson - Video (S1126)
.........................Short Music Jokes
..............................Question And Answers About Music (S203)

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Subj:     Music Nostalgia (S1006)
          By Mark Joseph Stern
 Source: www.slate.com/articles/health_and_science/science/
.........2014/08/musical_nostalgia_the_psychology_and_neuro
.........science_for_song_preference_and.html
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.As I plod through my 20s, I've noticed a strange phenomenon:
 The music I loved as a teenager means more to me than ever-
 but with each passing year, the new songs on the radio sound 
 like noisy nonsense. On an objective level, I know this makes
 no sense. I cannot seriously assert that Ludacris' "Rollout"
 is artistically superior to Katy Perry's "Roar," yet I treasure
 every second of the former and reject the latter as yelping
 pablum. If I listen to the Top 10 hits of 2013, I get a headache.
 If I listen to the Top 10 hits of 2003, I get happy.

 Click on the above source to learn why do we love the music we
 heard as teenagers?
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Subj:     The Beatles "Get Back" (S1039d-On Site)
          From: Gary Stranger in 2016

..........Source: (Removed from youtube.com)

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 Click 'HERE' to see The Beatles "Get Back" rooftop concert
 in 1969 with Billy Preston
 

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Subj:     The Beatles - Yellow Submarine
          From: The Beatles
..........in 2018 (S1123d-On Site)
 Source: www.youtube.com/m2uTFF_3MaA
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 Click 'HERE' to see The Beatles - Yellow Submarine.
 It is a 1968 British animated musical fantasy comedy
 film inspired by the music of the Beatles.

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Subj:     Rabbis Singing Pink Floyd
          From: Melissa Weers
..........in 2016 (S1041d-iFrame)
 At: www.youtube.com/8LFaCov_63s

 Click 'HERE' to see the amazing Rabbis, Aryeh and Gil Gat,
 singing Pink Floyd 'Wish You Were Here' live in Jerusalem.

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Subj:     Michael Jackson's "Billie Jean"
..........From: Gary Stranger
..........in 2016 (S1034d-iFrame)
 Source: www.youtube.com/embed/znQKReYjWgI
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 Click 'HERE' to see Michael Jackson 'Billie Jean' 30th
 Anniversary performance in Madison Square Garden NY in 2001.
 

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Subj:     Glen Campbell Plays The
.............William Tell Overture
          From: TLL
..........in 2017 (S1053d-iFrame)
 At: www.youtube.com/embed/GUBhE00h9U0

 Click 'HERE' to see Glen Campbell play the
 introductionary music to the Lone Ranger TV Show.

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Subj:     Elvis Presley Sings Wooden Heart
          From: Carin De Bakker
..........in 2017 (S1053d-iFrame)
 Source: www.youtube.com/embed/Hlbu6SsjlSE
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 Click 'HERE' to see Elvis Presley sing the song
 Wooden Heart in the movie G.I. Blues in 1960.

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Subj:     Bizarro Cartoon (S1076)
          By Dan Piraro
          From: Jim Simonsen in 2017
 Source: www.bizarro.com/comics/october-21-2013/
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Subj:     Creedence Clearwater
          From: Gary Stranger
..........in 2017 (S1057d-iFrame)
 Source: www.youtube.com/
.........embed/Ej5n2oieXYo

 Click 'HERE' to hear and see Creedence Clearwater Revival
 - Bad Moon Rising (Live The Johnny Cash TV Show 1969)

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Subj:     The Jackson 5 Sing WHO'S LOVING YOU
          From: BLACK KNOWLEDGE
..........in 2017 (S1056d-On Site)
 Source: www.facebook.com/black
.........knowlegde/255291928162446/
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 Click 'HERE' to see Michael Jackson and THE JACKSON 5 sing 
 Who's Loving You on The Ed Sullivan Show on December 14, 1969.

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Subj:     Janis Joplin Sings Piece
.............Of My Heart (S1065)
          From: RollingStones50yrs
 Source: www.youtube.com/
........./embed/pFBrDAuVgjw(d-On Site)

 Click 'HERE' to see Janis Joplin / Piece Of My Heart
 live at Frankfurt, Germany in 1969.

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Subj:     Jim Croce - Leroy Brown
          From: Fred Carll
..........in 2017 (S1067d-On Site)
 Source: www.youtube.com/embed/h-sySYWtwu8
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 Click 'HERE' to see Jim Croce sing "Bad, Bad Leroy Brown" in 1973.

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Subj:     Johnny Manuel On America's
.............Got Talent (S1068d-On Site)
          By America's Got Talent
          From: Carmela Pia in 2017
 Source: www.youtube.com/
.........embed/72WMprLONBQ

 Click 'HERE' to see Johnny Manuel sings Whitney Houston's
 "I Have Nothing" on America's Got Talent 2017

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Subj:     Stop Sign - Photo/Song (S1079)
          From: Marge Pearson in 2017
 Source: www.pinterest.com/gretchenin/it-s-a-sign/
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Subj:     Savant Derek Paravicini
          From: Claudia Rook
..........in 2017 (S1042d-iFrame)
 Source: www.youtube.com/
.........embed/Ak2jxmhCH1M
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 Click 'HERE' to see 60 Minutes' Lesley Stahl profiles
 British musical savant Derek Paravicini.

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Subj:     Kenny Rogers - Lucille
          From: Randy Benson
..........in 2017 (S1075d-On Site)
 Source: www.youtube.com/
.........embed/4SDVkdcO8ts

.(See Kenny Roger's Lucille recorded LIVE in Branson MO concert
  and Little Richard's Lucille performing live in UK in the 60's
  both in Music-Supp2)

 Click 'HERE' to see and hear "Lucille" written
 by Roger Bowling and Hal Bynum.

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Subj:     La Vie en Rose - Louis Armstrong
          From: YouTube.com
..........in 2010 (S714d-On Site)
 Source: www.youtube.com/embed/dqRq6qF7YgY
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 This is Louis Armstrong's version of "La vie en rose" 
 with Lyrics.  Made famous by Edith Piaf, this version
 was recently used in the Disney Pixar Movie, WALL.E.
 Click 'HERE'to listen and see the words of this
 song by Louis.

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Subj:     O Brother, Where Art Thou? - 2000
          From: Dinah Davis-Johnson
..........in 2017(S1079d-On Site)
 Source: www.youtube.com/
.........embed/meCZ5hWNRFU

 Click 'HERE' to see this clip from O Brother Where Art Though
 - George Clooney singing Man of Constant Sorrow (Soggy Bottom Boys).

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Subj:     The Day The NASDAQ Died (S174)
          From: Anaise in 2000

 The Day the NASDAQ died...
 Sung to the tune of "American Pie":

 A long, long week ago
 I can still remember how the market used to make me smile
 What I'd do when I had the chance
 Is get myself a cash advance
 And add another tech stock to the pile.

 But Alan Greenspan made me shiver
 With every speech that he delivered
 Bad news on the rate front
 Still I'd take one more punt.

 I can't remember if I cried
 When I heard about the CPI
 I lost my fortune and my pride
 The day the NASDAQ died.

 So bye-bye to my piece of the pie
 Now I'm gettin' calls for margin
 'Cause my cash account's dry
 It's just two weeks from a new all-time high
 And now we're right back where we were in July
 We're right back where we were in July.

 Did you buy stocks you never heard of?
 QCOM at 150 or above?
 'Cos George Gilder told you so
 Now do you believe in Home Depot?
 Can Wal-Mart save your portfolio?
 And can you teach me what's a P/E ratio?

 Well, I know that you were leveraged too
 So you can't just take a long-term view
 Your broker shut you down
 No more margin could be found.

 I never worried on the whole way up
 Buying dot coms from the back of a truck
 But Friday I ran out of luck
 It was the day the NASDAQ died.

 I started singin'
 Bye-bye to my piece of the pie
 Now I'm gettin' calls for margin
 'Cause my cash account's dry
 It's just two weeks from a new all-time high
 And now we're right back where we were in July
 Yeah we're right back where we were in July.

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Subj:     Korea's Got Talent Ep.1 - Sung-bong Choi
          in 2011 (S751d-iFrame,in Asian-Supp)
 Source1: www.cbsnews.com/8301-504784_162-20069637-10391705.html
 Source2: www.youtube.com/embed/BewknNW2b8Y
 Source3: www.wimp.com/greatchallenges/

 Sung-bong Choi, a 22-year-old manual worker, knocked the
 judges' socks off with his amazing voice on "Korea's Got
 Talent."  But before that, his story made them (and us)
 cry - a lot.

 "I just want to be like a normal person," Choi said.  He
 doesn't think he sings very well, but when he does, he
 feels like a different person.  You see, Choi was left
 in an orphanage when he was 3 years old and ran away
 when he was 5 after being beaten.  He sold gum and energy
 drinks on the streets of Korea to survive.  "I slept on
 the stairs or public toilet for 10 years like a dayfly."

 Now Choi hopes to be able to go to school and continue singing.

 After telling his sad yet remarkable story, he belted out
 some powerful vocals, and wowed everyone.

 "I just want to give you a hug," says one of the judges
 with tears in her eyes.

 He obviously made it through to the next round, and is
 being regarded as the next Susan Boyle.

 Click 'HERE' to listen to this amazing singer.

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Subj:     The Moz'ART Group From Poland
          From: darrellvip
..........in 2011 (S750d-iFrame)
 Source1: www.mozartgroup.org/video.htm
 Source2: www.youtube.com/embed/elgwDpz4Lwk

 The musicians of the Moz'ART GROUP have been playing together
 since 1995.  At the beginning, they presented short musical
 jokes on Canal Plus Television. They gave their first debut
 in 1997 at the PAKA - competition of young Polish cabarets in
 Krakow.  In the same year, they presented their first cabaret
 program entitled "Mozart's Still Alive" and since then, they
 have given concerts in Poland, Japan, China, the United States,
 Belgium, France and Switzerland.

 The Moz'ART Group is the most popular string quartet in
 Poland.  They play classical music in an unusual and funny
 way.  They take a classical composition as canvas, analyze
 its structure and theme, surround it with musical associations,
 brilliant, unbelievable ideas.  While listening to the final
 product the listener is constantly surprised, amazed, laughing
 and moved to tears.

 Click 'HERE' to listen and see this phenomenal group.

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Subj:     Tim Hawkins' Chick Fil A Song
          From: Roger Ford
..........in 2018 (S1122d-On Site)
 Source: www.youtube.com/embed/NsJHqstPuNo
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 Click 'HERE' to see Comedian Tim Hawkins' Chick Fil A song
 - parodies The Beatles song 'Yesterday'.

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Subj:     Simple Man - Lynyrd Skynyrd
          From: Dave Hall
..........in 2018 (S1128d-On Site)
 Source: www.youtube.com/sMmTkKz60W8

 Click 'HERE' to listen and see this lyrics video of "Simple Man".
 The last track on Side 1 of Lynyrd Skynyrd's debut album.

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Subj:     Ray Charles And Willie Nelson
          From: Classic Sweet Chunez
..........in 2018 (S1126d-On Site)
 Source: www.youtube.com/embed/x8A9Y1Dq_cQ
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 Click 'HERE' to see Ray Charles and Willie Nelson 
 sing "Seven Spanish Angels".


Subj:     Short Music Jokes

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Subj:     Question And Answers About Music (S203)

 Q: What did the Terminator say to Bethoven?
 A: I'll Be Bach!

 Q: What's brown and sits on a piano?
 A: Beethoven's Last Movement.

 Q: Know what Beethoven is doing today?
 A: Decomposing.

 Q: What would Mozart be doing if he was alive today?
 A: Probably  screaming and clawing at the inside
    of his coffin.

 From: pcartngraphics on 12/5/2004 (S411b)
 Q: What is better than a roses on my piano?
 A: Tulips on my organ.

 Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mining shaft?
 A: A flat minor

 Q: What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?
 A: A flat major

 Q: How can you tell an oboist is at your front door?
 A: By the Domino's Pizza hat.

 Q: What do a clarinet and a lawsuit have in common?
 A: Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

 Q: What's the difference between a lawnmower
    and a soprano sax?
 A: You  can tune the lawnmower, and the owner's neighbors
    are upset if you borrow  the lawnmower and don't
    return it.

 Q: If you were lost in the woods, who would you trust for
    directions: an  in-tune tenor sax player, an out-of-tune
    tenor sax player, or Santa  Claus?
 A: The out-of-tune tenor sax player!
    The other two indicate you've been hallucinating.

 Q: How can you tell a trumpet player's kids at a playground?
 A: They don't know how to swing.

 Q: How can you tell a trombonist's kids at a playground?
 A: They don't know how to use the slide.

 Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a French horn?
 A: Put your hand in the bell and miss lots of notes.

 Q: What do you call a house occupied by five hornists?
 A: A crack house.

 Q: Why did the string bass player beat up the timpanist?
 A: The timpanist turned two of the bassist's pegs and
    wouldn't tell her which two....

 Q: What's the difference between a banjo and a chain saw?
 A: A chain saw has a dynamic range.
 A2: You can tune a chain saw.

 Q: What's the range of a tuba?
 A: Twenty yards, if you've got a good arm.

 Q: What does a timpanist say when he gets to his gig?
 A: "Would you like fries with that, sir?"

 Q: Why are pianists' fingers like lightening?
 A: They rarely strike the  same spot twice.

 Q: What do violists use for birth control?
 A: Their personalities.

 Q: What's the difference between a cello and a viola?
 A: The cello burns  longer.

 Q: What's the difference between a cello and a coffin?
 A: The coffin has the corpse inside.

 Q: What's the difference between a soprano and the P.L.O.?
 A: You can negotiate with the P.L.O.

 Q: What's the difference between a soprano and a Porsche?
 A: Most  musicians have never been in a Porsche.

 Q: What's the difference between a Wagnerian soprano and
    a baby elephant?
 A: Eleven pounds.

 Q: What do you see when you look up an alto's dress?
 A: A tenor.

 Q: How do you know if an alto is at the front door?
 A: She can't find her key.

 Q: How do you get an alto into a VW Bug?
 A: Grease her hips and leave a twinkie on the dash.

 Q: What's black and brown and looks good on a conductor?
 A: A Doberman.

 Q: What's the definition of a gentleman?
 A: Someone who knows how to play bagpipes, but doesn't.

 Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
 A: To get away from the noise.

 Q: What's worse than a bagpiper?
 A: Two bagpipers.

 Q: What's the difference between a lawnmower
    and an accordion?
 A: If you put them in Tradin' Times, you can sell
    the lawnmower.

 Q: How do you know the guy knocking on your door is
    a accordionist?
 A: He doesn't stop even after you answer.

 Q: How many Musician jokes are there?
 A: Just one!  (All the rest are true.)

From: Max's Humor Archive in 1997
 Q: What's the difference between an oboe and an onion?
 A: Nobody cries  when you chop up an oboe.

From: Joke-Of-The-Day.com in 2000
 Q: What's the definiton of Perfect Pitch?
 A: When you toss a banjo into a dumpster and
    it hits an accordion.

 Q: How do you know when there's a harmonica player
    at the door?
 A: He doesn't have the key, he just comes in whenever
    the hell he feels like it.

 Q: What do you call 1,695 violins at the bottom of the ocean?
 A: A good start!

Drummer Q and A

 Q: What do you call a drummer that
    breaks up with his girlfriend?
 A: Homeless.

 Q: What is the difference between a drummer and
    a vacuum cleaner?
 A: You have to plug one of them in before it sucks.

 Q: What does the average drummer get on an IQ test?
 A: Drool.

 Q: What's it mean when the drummer drools
    out of both sides of his mouth?
 A: The stage is level.

 Q: Did you hear about the drummer who
    locked his keys in the car?
 A: It took him three hours to get the bass player out!

 Q: What do you call someone who hangs out with musicians?
 A: Drummer.

 Q: Why do drummers keep a pair of sticks on their dashboard?
 A: So they can park in handicapped spaces.

 Q: How can you tell when there's a drummer at the door?
 A: He doesn't know when to come in!

 Q: Why do drummers have a half-ounce more brains than horses?
 A: So they don't disgrace themselves in the parade.

 Q: How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
 A: "Oh, like, wow!  Is it dark in here, man?"

 Q: What do you get when you cross a drummer with a musician?
 A: A bass guitarist.

 Q: How do you stop a drummer?
 A: Give him/her sheet music.

 Q: What's the difference between a drummer
    and government bonds?
 A: The bonds mature.

 Q: How can you tell if a drum solo is really really bad?
 A: The bass player notices.

From: Joke-Of-The-Day.com in 2000
 Q: What has three legs with an ass on top?
 A: A drum stool!

Beatle Q and A

 Q: What do Yoko Ono and a family of Ethiopians have
    in common?
 A: They both live on dead beatles!

 Q: Why can't you take a leak at a Beatles concert?
 A: There's no John.

 Q: What would it take to reunite the Beatles?
 A: Three more rounds.

 Q: What would you find if you dug up John Lennon?
 A: Four slugs and a dead Beatle.

 If you'd like the latest up-date,
 e-mail "ah472@freenet.HSC.Colorado.edu"  Please e-mail
 good additions.  Xerox to your heart's content.  Version 2.0
 31 August 1994.
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