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Includes the following:  Music Nostalgia - Web Site (S1006)
.........................The Beatles "Get Back" (S1039)
.........................Rabbis Singing Pink Floyd - Video (S1041)
.........................Michael Jackson's "Billie Jean" (S1034)
.........................Glen Campbell - William Tell Overture (S1053)
.........................Elvis Presley Sings Wooden Heart (S1053)
.........................Bizarro Cartoon (S1076)
.........................Creedence Clearwater Revival - Video (S1057)
.........................The Jackson 5 Sing WHO'S LOVING YOU (S1056)
.........................Janis Joplin / Piece Of My Heart (S1065)
.........................Jim Croce - Bad, Bad Leroy Brown (S1067)
.........................Johnny Manuel On America's Got Talent (S1068)
.........................Stop Sign - Photo/Song (S1079)
.........................Savant Derek Paravicini - Video (S1042)
.........................Kenny Rogers - Lucille in 1977 (S1075)
.........................La Vie en Rose - Louis Armstrong (S714)
.........................O Brother, Where Art Thou? - 2000 (S1079)
.........................Short Music Jokes
..............................Question And Answers About Music (S203)

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Subj:     Music Nostalgia (S1006)
          By Mark Joseph Stern
 Source: www.slate.com/articles/health_and_science/science/
.........2014/08/musical_nostalgia_the_psychology_and_neuro
.........science_for_song_preference_and.html
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.As I plod through my 20s, I've noticed a strange phenomenon:
 The music I loved as a teenager means more to me than ever-
 but with each passing year, the new songs on the radio sound 
 like noisy nonsense. On an objective level, I know this makes
 no sense. I cannot seriously assert that Ludacris' "Rollout"
 is artistically superior to Katy Perry's "Roar," yet I treasure
 every second of the former and reject the latter as yelping
 pablum. If I listen to the Top 10 hits of 2013, I get a headache.
 If I listen to the Top 10 hits of 2003, I get happy.

 Click on the above source to learn why do we love the music we
 heard as teenagers?
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Subj:     The Beatles "Get Back" (S1039d-On Site)
          From: Gary Stranger on 12/7/2016

..........Source: (Removed from youtube.com)

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 Click 'HERE' to see The Beatles "Get Back" rooftop concert
 in 1969 with Billy Preston
 

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Subj:     Rabbis Singing Pink Floyd
          From: Melissa Weers
..........on 9/30/2016 (S1041d-iFrame)
 At: www.youtube.com/8LFaCov_63s

 Click 'HERE' to see the amazing Rabbis, Aryeh and Gil Gat,
 singing Pink Floyd 'Wish You Were Here' live in Jerusalem.

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Subj:     Michael Jackson's "Billie Jean" (S1034d-iFrame)
         From: Gary Stranger on 11/2/2016

 Source: www.youtube.com/embed/znQKReYjWgI

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 Click 'HERE' to see Michael Jackson 'Billie Jean' 30th
 Anniversary performance in Madison Square Garden NY in 2001.
 

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Subj:     Glen Campbell Plays The
.............William Tell Overture
          From: TLL
..........on 3/10/2017 (S1053d-iFrame)
 At: www.youtube.com/embed/GUBhE00h9U0

 Click 'HERE' to see Glen Campbell play the
 introductionary music to the Lone Ranger TV Show.

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Subj:     Elvis Presley Sings Wooden Heart (S1053d-iFrame)
          From: Carin De Bakker on 3/11/2017

 Source: www.youtube.com/embed/Hlbu6SsjlSE

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 Click 'HERE' to see Elvis Presley sing the song
 Wooden Heart in the movie G.I. Blues in 1960.

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Subj:     Bizarro Cartoon (S1076)
          By Dan Piraro on 10/21/2013
          From: Jim Simonsen on 8/31/2017
 Source: www.bizarro.com/comics/october-21-2013/
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Subj:     Creedence Clearwater
          From: Gary Stranger
..........in 2017 (S1057d-iFrame)
 Source: www.youtube.com/
.........embed/Ej5n2oieXYo

 Click 'HERE' to hear and see Creedence Clearwater Revival
 - Bad Moon Rising (Live The Johnny Cash TV Show 1969)

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Subj:     The Jackson 5 Sing WHO'S LOVING YOU
          From: BLACK KNOWLEDGE
..........on 3/29/2017 (S1056d-On Site)
 Source: www.facebook.com/black
.........knowlegde/255291928162446/
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 Click 'HERE' to see Michael Jackson and THE JACKSON 5 sing 
 Who's Loving You on The Ed Sullivan Show on December 14, 1969.

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Subj:     Janis Joplin Sings Piece
.............Of My Heart (S1065)
          From: RollingStones50yrs
 Source: www.youtube.com/
........./embed/pFBrDAuVgjw (d-On Site)

 Click 'HERE' to see Janis Joplin / Piece Of My Heart
 live at Frankfurt, Germany in 1969.

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Subj:     Jim Croce - Leroy Brown
          From: Fred Carll
..........on 6/18/2017 (S1067d-On Site)
 Source: www.youtube.com/embed/h-sySYWtwu8
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 Click 'HERE' to see Jim Croce sing "Bad, Bad Leroy Brown" in 1973.

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Subj:     Johnny Manuel On America's
.............Got Talent (S1068d-On Site)
          By America's Got Talent
          From: Carmela Pia in 2017
 Source: https://www.youtube.
.........com/embed/72WMprLONBQ

 Click 'HERE' to see Johnny Manuel sings Whitney Houston's
 "I Have Nothing" on America's Got Talent 2017

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Subj:     Stop Sign - Photo/Song (S1079)
          From: Marge Pearson on 9/19/2017
 Source: www.pinterest.com/gretchenin/it-s-a-sign/
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Subj:     Savant Derek Paravicini
          From: Claudia Rook
..........on 1/12/2017 (S1042d-iFrame)
 Source: www.youtube.com/
.........embed/Ak2jxmhCH1M
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 Click 'HERE' to see 60 Minutes' Lesley Stahl profiles
 British musical savant Derek Paravicini.

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Subj:     Kenny Rogers - Lucille
          From: Randy Benson
..........on 8/24/2017 (S1075d-On Site)
 Source: www.youtube.com/
.........embed/4SDVkdcO8ts

.(See Kenny Roger's Lucille recorded LIVE in Branson MO concert
  and Little Richard's Lucille performing live in UK in the 60's
  both in Music-Supp2)

 Click 'HERE' to see and hear "Lucille" written
 by Roger Bowling and Hal Bynum.

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Subj:     La Vie en Rose - Louis Armstrong
          From: YouTube.com
..........on 9/23/2010 (S714d-On Site)
 Source: www.youtube.com/embed/dqRq6qF7YgY
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 This is Louis Armstrong's version of "La vie en rose" 
 with Lyrics.  Made famous by Edith Piaf, this version
 was recently used in the Disney Pixar Movie, WALL.E.
 Click 'HERE'to listen and see the words of this
 song by Louis.

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Subj:     O Brother, Where Art Thou? - 2000
          From: Dinah Davis-Johnson
..........on 9/14/2017(S1079d-On Site)
 Source: www.youtube.com/
.........embed/meCZ5hWNRFU

 Click 'HERE' to see this clip from O Brother Where Art Though
 - George Clooney singing Man of Constant Sorrow (Soggy Bottom Boys).


Subj:     Short Music Jokes

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Subj:     Question And Answers About Music (S203)

 Q: What did the Terminator say to Bethoven?
 A: I'll Be Bach!

 Q: What's brown and sits on a piano?
 A: Beethoven's Last Movement.

 Q: Know what Beethoven is doing today?
 A: Decomposing.

 Q: What would Mozart be doing if he was alive today?
 A: Probably  screaming and clawing at the inside
    of his coffin.

 From: pcartngraphics on 12/5/2004 (S411b)
 Q: What is better than a roses on my piano?
 A: Tulips on my organ.

 Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mining shaft?
 A: A flat minor

 Q: What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?
 A: A flat major

 Q: How can you tell an oboist is at your front door?
 A: By the Domino's Pizza hat.

 Q: What do a clarinet and a lawsuit have in common?
 A: Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

 Q: What's the difference between a lawnmower
    and a soprano sax?
 A: You  can tune the lawnmower, and the owner's neighbors
    are upset if you borrow  the lawnmower and don't
    return it.

 Q: If you were lost in the woods, who would you trust for
    directions: an  in-tune tenor sax player, an out-of-tune
    tenor sax player, or Santa  Claus?
 A: The out-of-tune tenor sax player!
    The other two indicate you've been hallucinating.

 Q: How can you tell a trumpet player's kids at a playground?
 A: They don't know how to swing.

 Q: How can you tell a trombonist's kids at a playground?
 A: They don't know how to use the slide.

 Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a French horn?
 A: Put your hand in the bell and miss lots of notes.

 Q: What do you call a house occupied by five hornists?
 A: A crack house.

 Q: Why did the string bass player beat up the timpanist?
 A: The timpanist turned two of the bassist's pegs and
    wouldn't tell her which two....

 Q: What's the difference between a banjo and a chain saw?
 A: A chain saw has a dynamic range.
 A2: You can tune a chain saw.

 Q: What's the range of a tuba?
 A: Twenty yards, if you've got a good arm.

 Q: What does a timpanist say when he gets to his gig?
 A: "Would you like fries with that, sir?"

 Q: Why are pianists' fingers like lightening?
 A: They rarely strike the  same spot twice.

 Q: What do violists use for birth control?
 A: Their personalities.

 Q: What's the difference between a cello and a viola?
 A: The cello burns  longer.

 Q: What's the difference between a cello and a coffin?
 A: The coffin has the corpse inside.

 Q: What's the difference between a soprano and the P.L.O.?
 A: You can negotiate with the P.L.O.

 Q: What's the difference between a soprano and a Porsche?
 A: Most  musicians have never been in a Porsche.

 Q: What's the difference between a Wagnerian soprano and
    a baby elephant?
 A: Eleven pounds.

 Q: What do you see when you look up an alto's dress?
 A: A tenor.

 Q: How do you know if an alto is at the front door?
 A: She can't find her key.

 Q: How do you get an alto into a VW Bug?
 A: Grease her hips and leave a twinkie on the dash.

 Q: What's black and brown and looks good on a conductor?
 A: A Doberman.

 Q: What's the definition of a gentleman?
 A: Someone who knows how to play bagpipes, but doesn't.

 Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
 A: To get away from the noise.

 Q: What's worse than a bagpiper?
 A: Two bagpipers.

 Q: What's the difference between a lawnmower
    and an accordion?
 A: If you put them in Tradin' Times, you can sell
    the lawnmower.

 Q: How do you know the guy knocking on your door is
    a accordionist?
 A: He doesn't stop even after you answer.

 Q: How many Musician jokes are there?
 A: Just one!  (All the rest are true.)

From: Max's Humor Archive on 07/15/97
 Q: What's the difference between an oboe and an onion?
 A: Nobody cries  when you chop up an oboe.

From: Joke-Of-The-Day.com on 12/19/2000
 Q: What's the definiton of Perfect Pitch?
 A: When you toss a banjo into a dumpster and
    it hits an accordion.

 Q: How do you know when there's a harmonica player
    at the door?
 A: He doesn't have the key, he just comes in whenever
    the hell he feels like it.

 Q: What do you call 1,695 violins at the bottom of the ocean?
 A: A good start!

Drummer Q and A

 Q: What do you call a drummer that
    breaks up with his girlfriend?
 A: Homeless.

 Q: What is the difference between a drummer and
    a vacuum cleaner?
 A: You have to plug one of them in before it sucks.

 Q: What does the average drummer get on an IQ test?
 A: Drool.

 Q: What's it mean when the drummer drools
    out of both sides of his mouth?
 A: The stage is level.

 Q: Did you hear about the drummer who
    locked his keys in the car?
 A: It took him three hours to get the bass player out!

 Q: What do you call someone who hangs out with musicians?
 A: Drummer.

 Q: Why do drummers keep a pair of sticks on their dashboard?
 A: So they can park in handicapped spaces.

 Q: How can you tell when there's a drummer at the door?
 A: He doesn't know when to come in!

 Q: Why do drummers have a half-ounce more brains than horses?
 A: So they don't disgrace themselves in the parade.

 Q: How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
 A: "Oh, like, wow!  Is it dark in here, man?"

 Q: What do you get when you cross a drummer with a musician?
 A: A bass guitarist.

 Q: How do you stop a drummer?
 A: Give him/her sheet music.

 Q: What's the difference between a drummer
    and government bonds?
 A: The bonds mature.

 Q: How can you tell if a drum solo is really really bad?
 A: The bass player notices.

From: Joke-Of-The-Day.com on 12/19/2000
 Q: What has three legs with an ass on top?
 A: A drum stool!

Beatle Q and A

 Q: What do Yoko Ono and a family of Ethiopians have
    in common?
 A: They both live on dead beatles!

 Q: Why can't you take a leak at a Beatles concert?
 A: There's no John.

 Q: What would it take to reunite the Beatles?
 A: Three more rounds.

 Q: What would you find if you dug up John Lennon?
 A: Four slugs and a dead Beatle.

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 e-mail "ah472@freenet.HSC.Colorado.edu"  Please e-mail
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