Subj: Psychology-Supp (Gz)
(Includes 20 jokes and articles)
Thinking Man is from
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Subj: Psychology-Supp (Gz) (Includes 20 jokes and articles) |
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Thinking Man is from Millanimations |
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Classic Peanuts By Charles Schultz (S594c)
From: WashingtonPost on 6/8/2008 |
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You can view this Classic Peanuts
comic strip about
psychology on my web site by
clicking 'HERE'.
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Foot-Hand Coordination Test (S532b)
From: RosieBUSD on 4/2/2007 |
How smart is Your Right Foot??
Just try this. It is from an
orthopedic surgeon............
you will keep trying over and
over again to see if you can
outsmart your foot, but, you
can't.
Hint? It's preprogrammed In your brain!
1. WITHOUT anyone watching you
(they will think you are
REALLY GOOFY......) and while
sitting where you are at
your desk in front of Your computer,
lift your right foot
off the floor and make clockwise
Circles.
2. Now, while doing this, draw
the number "6" in the air
with your right Hand.
Your foot will change direction.
Try that again! Told you
so!!! And there's nothing you
can do about it! You and
I both know how stupid it is,
but before the day is done you
are going to try it again,
if you've not already done so.
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Bubba Went To A Psychiatrist (S511b)
From: JBCARY1 on 11/3/2006 . |
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Bubba drawing
from Quizarama |
"Just put yourself in my hands
for one year," said the
shrink. "Come talk to
me three times a week, and we
should be able to get rid of
those fears."
"How much do you charge?"
"Eighty dollars per visit, replied the doctor."
"I'll sleep on it," said Bubba.
Six months later the doctor met
Bubba on the street.
"Why didn't you ever come to
see about those fears
you were having?" asked the
psychiatrist.
"Well Eighty bucks a visit three
times a week for a
year is an awful lot of money!
A bartender cured me
for $10. I was so happy
to have saved all that money
I went and bought me a new pickup!"
"Is that so! And how, may
I ask, did a bartender cure
you?"
"He told me to cut the legs off
the bed! - Ain't nobody
under there now!!!"
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Subj: The
Bathtub Sanity Test (S478b)
From: Joke-Of-The-Day-Mail.com on 3/15/2006
During a visit to the mental
asylum, a visitor asked the
Director what the criterion
was which defined whether or
not a patient should be institutionalized.
"Well," said the Director, "we
fill up a bathtub, then we
offer a teaspoon, a teacup and
a bucket to the patient and
ask him or her to empty the
bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," said the
visitor. "A normal person
would use the bucket because
it's bigger than the spoon or
the teacup!"
"No." said the Director, "A normal
person would pull the
plug. Do you want a bed
near the window?"
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Subj: The
Best Medicine (S470b)
From: DoctorDebt on 1/21/2006
Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
Do you suffer from
shyness? Do you sometimes
wish you were more assertive?
If you answered yes to any of
these questions, ask your
doctor or pharmacist about Tequila®.
Tequila® is the safe, natural
way to feel better and more
confident about yourself and
your actions. Tequila® can
help ease you out of your shyness
and let you tell the
world that you're ready and
willing to do just about
anything.
You will notice the benefits
of Tequila® almost immediately,
and with a regimen of regular
doses, you can overcome any
obstacles that prevent you from
living the life you want
to live.
Shyness and awkwardness will
be a thing of the past, and
you will discover many talents
you never knew you had.
Stop hiding and start living,
with Tequila®.
Tequila® may not be right
for everyone. Women who are
pregnant or nursing should not
use Tequila®. However,
women who wouldn't mind nursing
or becoming pregnant are
encouraged to try it.
Side effects may include dizziness,
nausea, vomiting,
incarceration, erotic lustfulness,
loss of motor control,
loss of clothing, loss of money,
loss of virginity,
delusions of grandeur, table
dancing, headache, dehydra-
tion, dry mouth, and a desire
to sing Karaoke and play
all-night rounds of Strip Poker,
Truth Or Dare, and Naked
Twister.
Tequila®: Leave Shyness Behind!
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Subj: Short
Psychology Jokes
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How To Hypnotize A Man (S579b in Pussy)
From: tom on 2/26/2008 Source: http://vili.us/hypno.html |
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Maxine On A Shoulder To Cry On (S574b)
From: darrellvip on 1/14/2008 |
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Tequila and Salt (S572b)
From: gordonschuk on 1/2/2008 Photo from Flickr.com |
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OB-Gyn Phone Answering Message (S570)
By Jolene Roxbury (in Women-supp) From: gordonschuk on 12/23/2007 |
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Right Brain Vs Left Brain (S566 in Illusions)
From: CKButch4Femme on 11/23/2007 in Sunday Herald Sun on October 09, 2007 |
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Lucy The Psychiatrist
From: Penny Wardman Solomons on 10/12/2007 Drawing
from Solomons...
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What's On A Man's Mind (S512)
From: LABLaughsClean on 11/7/2006 |
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The Stress Test (S503b)
From: darrell94590 on 9/9/2006 |
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Clown Badges (S497b, S501c)
From: LABLaughs.com on 7/27/2006 and From: auntiegah on 8/27/2006 |
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Stress Breaker (S496b)
From: darrell94590 on 7/27/2006 |
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Draw-A-Pig Personality Test (S488)
From: darrell94590 on 5/24/2006 |
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Color Test (S484b)
From: LABLaughsClean on 5/2/2006 |
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Psychiatric Office Answering Machine (S483c)
From: auntiegah on 4/17/2006 Phone w/Lovebird comes from goddess_spiral |
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I Lost - Sign (S480c)
From: LABLaughsRiddles on 3/28/2006 |
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From: LABLaughsClean on 3/31/2006 (S480b)
"Noble deeds and hot baths are
the best cures for
depression." -- Dodie
Smith
Sometimes I lie awake at night,
and I ask, "Where have
I gone wrong?" Then a
voice says to me, "This is going
to take more than one night."
-- Charlie Brown, _Peanuts_
[Charles Schulz] (in Quotes1)
From: Joke-Of-The-Day on 3/27/2007
(S531b)
"Sometimes the appropriate response
to reality is
to go insane." -- Philip
K. Dick
From: darrellvip on 10/5/2007 (S559b)
A man walks into a psychiatrist's
office wearing only
underwear made of Saran Wrap.
The psychiatrist says,
"Well...I can clearly see your
nuts!"
From: LABLaughsClean on 10/9/2007 (S560b)
There is no psychiatrist in
the world like a puppy
licking your face. --Ben
Williams
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