Subj:     Black2 Jokes
..........(Includes 113 jokes, 13 1135,14,cf,wXT4a8b,11)

..........L5c Update

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Includes the following:  Maya Angelou's Quote On Hate (S1135)
.........................Sister Rosetta Tharpe - Didn't It Rain - Video (S1045)
.........................Steve Harvey Tastes Black Food - Video (S948)
.........................Black Man At Welfare Office (S313, DU)
........................."We Built This" Blackish TV Musical (S1093)
.........................Black Boy Pretends To Be White (S309, DU)
.........................Barack Obama Speaks at Dr. King's Church - video (S573)
.........................Short Ebonics Joke (S164, DU)
.........................Maya Angelou Quote (S926)
.........................Bill Cosby's Speech On May 17, 2004 (S552)
.........................No Black NASCAR Drivers (S598b)
.........................Christopher Does YMCA - Video (S544c)
.........................Jesse Jackson Turns White (S342b, DU)
.........................Carlton Banks Does Strip Tease (S1090)
.........................Painting Of Three Nude Black Men (S168, S540c)
.........................Candorville Comic Strip (S863)
.........................Comedian Michael Che - Stand-Up Video (S1039)
.........................Ebonics Translation Contest (S114, DU)
.........................Chappelle Show - The Niggar Family Skit - Video (S841)
.........................True Color - Sam Adams - Stand-Up Video (S1127)
.........................Black Question And Answer Jokes (S50, DU)
.........................Short Black Jokes
..............................African World Conference Against Racism (S297, DU)
..............................Another American Converts To Islam (S744)
..............................Black Walks Into Bar W/Parrot (DU)

Subj:     Maya Angelou's Quote On Hate (S1135)
          From: Lawrence Davis in 2018
 Source: www./me.me/i/hate-has-caused-lots-problems
Subj:     Sister Rosetta Tharpe 
.............- Didn't It Rain
          By Sister Rosetta Tharpe
 Source: www.youtube.com

 Click 'HERE' to see the live Performance in Manchester, England
 as part of 'The American Folk Blues Festival' in 1964.

Subj:     Steve Harvey Tastes Black Food
          From: Marilyn Janniro Hassey
..........in 2015 (S948d-iFrame)
 Source1: www.youtube.com/embed/jpCuO_b5eFk
 Source2: www.facebook.com/video.php?v=879552262102745

 In this clip from Steve Harvey (TV series), Steve tastes
 collard greens stuffed inside a piece of fried chicken.
 You can view this video by clicking 'HERE'.

Subj:     Black Man At Welfare Office
          From: pns in 2003 (S313)

 (See 'Job Interview' in COLLEGE-GRAD)

 A young African American man walked into the local welfare
 office, marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi,
 I hate drawing this welfare check.  I would really rather
 find a job".

 The man behind the counter replied, "Your timing is amazing.
 We just got a listing from a very wealthy white man who wants
 a black chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter.
 You'll have to drive around a big black Mercedes, and the
 suits, shirts, and ties are provided.  Because of the long
 hours of this job, meals will also be provided and you will
 also be required to escort the young lady on her overseas
 holiday trips and satisfy her sexual needs. The salary
 package is $200,000 a year".

 The Black man said, "You're bullshitting me man!"

 The man behind the counter said, " Well, you started it!"

Subj:     "We Built This" Musical
          From: Lawrence Davis
..........in 2017 (S1093d-On Site)
 Source: www.youtube.com/MzaUTbnh_CQ

 Click 'HERE' to see the musical "We Built This"
 performed during the Black-ish Season 4 TV premiere.

Subj:     Black Boy Pretends To Be White (S309)
          From: LABLaughs.com in 2002

 A little black boy goes into the kitchen where his mom
 is baking.  He puts his hand in the flour and wipes it
 all over his face.

 "Mom, look, I'm a white boy."

 His mom slaps him in the face and says "Go show your

 He goes to his dad in the living room and says "Look
 dad, I'm a white boy."  His dad slaps him hard in the
 face and says "Go show your grandmother."

 The boy goes in his grandmothers room and says "Look
 granny, I'm a white boy." His grandmother slaps him
 in the face and sends him back to his mother.

 His mother says "See. Did you learn anything from that?"

 To which the boy replies, "Sure enough did. I have only
 been white for five minutes and I already hate you black

Subj:     Barack Obama Speaks at Dr. King's Church
          By Barack Obama
..........in 2008 (S573d-iFrame)
 Source: www.youtube.com/embed/Kf0x_TpDris

 On the day before the Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. holiday,
 Senator Barack Obama delivered a speech to the congregation
 of Ebenezer Baptist Church in Atlanta, Georgia.  You can
 hear and see the speech by clicking 'HERE'.

Subj:     Short Ebonics Joke (S164)
          From: KMacinty in 2000

 After spending a day with a friend's fifth-graders, oh, MAN,
 I could so relate to this:
 Today's Ebonic word is: OMELETTE
 Let me use it in a sentence:
 I should punch you dead in yo eye fo what you jus saide but
 OMELETTE dis one slide.

Subj:     Maya Angelou Quote (S926)
          Design by Sasha Azevedo
          From: Magenta Greenwood in 2014
 Source: www.pinterest.com/pin/429108670716473609/
Subj:     Bill Cosby's Speech 
.............On May 17, 2004
          From: rfslick in 2007 (S552)
Photo from University of Wisconsin
 Source: www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/cosby.asp

 Entertainer Bill Cosby gave a speech on May 17, 2004, at
 an NAACP event commemorating the 50th anniversary of Brown
 vs. Board of Education, the landmark Supreme Court decision
 that struck down school segregation.  In his exposition to
 that assembly, the man known to television viewing audiences
 as lovable, kindly, yet permanently bemused patriarch Dr.
 Huxtable spoke harshly about his perception of the ills
 affecting black American society.  You can read his speech
 by clicking 'HERE'.

Subj:     No Black NASCAR Drivers (S598b)
          From: hellgunner50 in 2008

 David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are
 no Black NASCAR drivers:

 # 10 - Have to sit upright while driving.

 #  9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.

 #  8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.

 #  7 - Pit crew can't work on car while
        holding up pants at the same time.

 #  6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale Earnhardt Jr.

 #  5 - Police cars on track interfere with race.

 #  4 - No passenger seat for the Ho.

 #  3 - No Cadillac's approved for competition.

 #  2 - When they crash their cars, they bail out ? run.

 BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR..............

 #  1 - They can't wear their helmets sideways.

 This story is false as explained by Snopes.com at
 but it still is funny.

Subj:   Christopher Does YMCA
        From: hellgunner50
........in 2007 (S544c,d-iFrame)
 Source: www.youtube.com/embed/5ivV8ifvjGc

 The Amazing Christopher performing YMCA as the Village
 People.  This is puppeteering in a brand new direction.
 You can view this video by clicking 'HERE'.

Subj:     Jesse Jackson Turns White (S342b)
          From: DoctorDebt in 2003

 Jesse Jackson got out of the shower and was drying off when
 he looked in the mirror and noticed he was white from the
 neck up to the top of his head.

 In sheer panic and fearing he really was turning white and
 might have to start working for a living, he called his
 doctor and told him of his problem.

 The doctor advised him to come to his office immediately.
 After an examination, the doctor mixed a concoction of brown
 liquid, gave it to Jesse and told him to drink it all.

 Jesse did and replied, "That tasted like bull shit!"

 The doctor replied, "It was, Jesse. You were a quart low."

Subj:     Carlton Banks Does Strip Tease
          From: Luis Romero in 2017
..........(S1090d-On Site)
 Source: www.youtube.com/embed/yeAE2Awrc9g

 Click 'HERE' to see the Carlton Banks dances like
 Michael Jackson in this Fresh Prince of Bel Air episode.

Subj:     Painting Of Three Nude Black Men
          From: collins2 in 2000 (S168, S540c)

 An exquisite painting entitled "Home for Lunch" was on
 display in a new art gallery in West Virginia.  It
 depicted three very naked, very black men sitting on a
 park bench.  What was unusual was that the men on both
 ends of the bench had erect, black penises, but the
 man in the middle had a very flaccid, pink penis.

 Two local matrons came to see the new art gallery and
 stopped at the above described painting, both fascinated
 and horrified.

 "What is the meaning of this painting?" they demanded to
 know from the curator.  "Why are you showing the obscene
 painting of Black men in your gallery, and why does only
 one of them have a pink penis?"

 "Well," said the curator, "these are not African Americans
 sitting on the bench." "These men are some of the finest
 examples of West Virginian coal minors, taking a noon time
 break to have their lunch on a park bench."  "They are
 covered in coal dust from head to foot."

 "But what about the fellow in the middle?," says the oldest
 of the matronly women. "why is his penis pink in the painting."

 "Oh, him," replies the curator," he went home for lunch."

Subj:     Candorville Comic Strip (S863)
          By Darrin Bell in 2013
 Source: www.gocomics.com/candorville/2013/07/22
 Darrin Bell's Candorville is an insightful look at family,
 community and race through the eyes of Lemont Brown, a
 young black writer.  Bell pulls no punches and delves into
 even the most controversial of issues.
 This is one of Bell's comic strips after the George
 Zimmerman innocent verdict in the Trayvon Martin Trial.

Subj:     Comedian Michael Che
          From: Marge Pearson
..........in 2016 (S1039d-iFrame)
 Source: www.youtube.com/
 Click 'HERE' to see Michael Che's hilarious but
 yet true commentary on Black Lives Matter.

Subj:     Ebonics Translation Contest
          From: ossama in 2099 (S114)

 This paper was turned in by an Oakland High school student
 who received the highest honors at the school district's
 ebonics translation competition.

 Assignment: Please translate the following Rap song lyrics
 from Ebonics to standard English.

 Artist: Notorious B.I.G.
 Album: Ready to Die
 Song: One more chance (remix)

 First things first, I poppa, freaks all the honeys
 Dummies - playboy bunnies, those wantin' money
 Those the ones I like 'cause they don't get nathan'
 But penetration, unless it smells like sanitation
 Garbage, I turn like doorknobs
 Heart throb, never, black and ugly as ever
 However, I stay coochied down to the socks
 Rings and watch filled with rocks

 As a general rule, I perform deviant sexual acts with
 women of all kinds, including but not limited to those
 with limited intellect, nude magazine models, and prostitutes.
 I particularly enjoy sexual encounters with the latter group
 as they are generally disappointed in the fact that they only
 receive penile intercourse and nothing more, unless of course,
 they douche on a consistent basis.  Although I am extremely
 unattractive, I am able to engage in these types of sexual
 acts with some regularity.  Perhaps my sexuality is somehow
 related to my fancy and expensive jewelry.

 And my jam knock in the Mitsubishi
 Girls pee pee when they see me, Nava-hoes creep me in they
    tee pee
 As I lay down laws like I lay carpet
 Stop it - if you think your gonna make a profit

 I enjoy playing my music loudly on my car stereo.  Apparently,
 women enjoy this also because they become sexually aroused
 when they see me driving.  Oddly enough, when I visit the
 Native American reservations, some of the more sexually
 promiscuous Indian women attempt to seduce me in their homes.
 Their intent is to divest me of my earnings.  Such actions
 are unacceptable.

 Don't see my ones, don't see my guns - get it
 Now tell ya friends Poppa hit it then split it
 In two as I flow with the Junior Mafia
 I don't know what the hell's stoppin' ya
 I'm clockin' ya - Versace shades watchin' ya
 Once ya grin, I'm in game, begin

 Understand this fact: you can have neither my money, nor my
 weapons.  I suggest that you inform your peers that we
 engaged in violent sexual acts.  Currently, I am rapping
 with my associates, the Junior Mafia.  I'm having some
 difficulty understanding why you refuse to approach me.  I
 am attempting to make eye contact with you through my
 expensive glasses, and as soon as you respond with a smile,
 I will approach you.

 First I talk about how I dress and this
 And diamond necklaces - stretch Lexuses
 The sex is just immaculate from the back I get
 Deeper and deeper - help ya reach the
 Climax that your man can't make
 Call and tell him you'll be home real late
 Let's sing the break

 I prefer to open the conversation with light banter about
 my wardrobe and jewelry, then I like to discuss my col-
 lection of expensive cars.  This is more than enough to
 convince you to have sexual intercourse with me.  I am
 able to insert my penis further into you when I enter you
 from behind.  Furthermore, you will be able to reach orgasm.
 I understand this to be a problem with your current sexual
 partner.  He needn't be concerned about your whereabouts.
 Please phone him and inform him that you won't be home for
 a while. By the way, please sing the chorus of the song
 for me also.

 She's sick of that song on how it's so long
 Thought he worked his until I handled my biz
 There I is - major pain like Damon Wayans
 Low down dirty even like his brother Keenan
 Schemin' - don't bring your girl 'round me
 True player for real, ask Puff Daddy

 Your current love interest no longer wishes to hear your
 fabrications about the length of your member.  After I had
 sexual intercourse with your woman, she became enlightened
 as to the proper way it is supposed to be performed;
 violently and immorally.  It would be in your best interest
 to keep your woman away from me as my sexual prowess is
 very strong.  If you are unconvinced, ask Puff Daddy.

 You - ringin' bells with bags from Chanel
 Baby Benz, traded in your Hyundai Excel
 Fully equipped, CD changer with the cell
 She beeped me, meet me at twelve

 Despite the fact that you attempted to win her at her
 doorstep with bags full of expensive clothes and a car
 (the lower end model Mercedes Benz which you financed by
 signing over your current vehicle) containing an expensive
 stereo and a cellular phone, your woman has contacted me
 through my pager indicating that we should rendezvous at

 Where you at? Flippin' jobs, playin' car notes?
 While I'm swimmin' in ya women like the breast stroke
 Right stroke, left stroke what's the best stroke
 Death stroke - tongue all down her throat
 Nuthin' left to do but send her home to you
 I'm through - can ya sing the song for me, boo?

 You, on the other hand, jump from job to job, barely able
 to maintain payments on the Mercedes Benz you purchased for
 your woman.  Meanwhile, I continue to engage in sexual
 intercourse and commit lewd osculatory acts with your women.
 My only remaining option is to request that she leave my
 home and return to you because I have reached orgasm and no
 longer have a need for her presence.

 So, what's it gonna be? Him or me?
 We can cruise the world with pearls
 Gator boots for girls
 The envy of all women, crushed linen
 Cartier wrist-wear with diamonds in 'em
 The finest women I love with a passion
 Ya man's a wimp, I give that ass a good thrashin'

 The ultimate decision rests with you.  Whom do you choose as
 your sexual partner.  I can take you on cruises around the
 world.  I will dress you in the finest jewelry and footwear.
 You will be envied by women worldwide in your fine clothes
 and jewelry.  There is a special place in my heart for
 beautiful women.  I will defeat your man in an altercation
 because he is effeminate.

 High fashion - flyin' into all states.
 Sexin' me while your man masturbates.
 Isn't this great? Your flight leaves at eight.
 Her flight lands at nine, my game just rewinds.
 Lyrically I'm supposed to represent.
 I'm not only the client, I'm the player president

 You will be dressed in finest clothes on the runways of
 Paris.  I will fly you to every state to shop for fine
 clothes and jewelry.  You will enjoy sexual intercourse
 with me and your man will be forced to pleasure himself
 through manual stimulation.  What a life!  I'll return you
 to LaGuardia in time to catch your 8 o'clock flight.  The
 timing is perfect because I have scheduled a date with a
 second woman who arrives at the same gate at 9 o'clock.
 I'll seduce her in the same way that I seduced you.  I rap
 well and I am a positive reflection of my home town.  Not
 only am I a sexually deviant, misogynistic, immoral, wealthy,
 male prostitute, but I also sit on the board of directors of
 the organization that governs others of my kind.

Subj:    Chappelle Show -
.............The Niggar Family Skit
          By Chappelle Show
          From: darrelldre in 2013 (S841d-On Site)
 Source1: www.comedycentral.com/video-clips/
 Source2: www.lincmad.blogspot.com/
 Source3: www.en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List

 This is a classic Dave Chappell skit from the Chappelle
 Show on Comedy Central.  It first aired on January 28,
 2004 during the second season of the show.  Dave shows
 us a sketch about a white family with the last name
 "Niggar."  The Niggar Family is one of Chappell's most
 controversial skits.

 Joe Scarborough brought it up on MSNBC's Scarborough
 Country, asking how it could be okay for Dave Chappelle
 to toss around the n-word so freely, if Don Imus was
 excoriated for saying 'nappy-headed hos.'  Personally,
 I think the answer lies in the difference between racist
 humor and racial humor.

 Click 'HERE' for to see this very funny, controversial skit.

 Chappelle's Show is at 10:30 Wednesdays, on Comedy Central.

Subj:     True Color - Sam Adams
          From: Marge Pearson
..........in 2018 (S1127d-iFrame)
 Source: www.youtube.com/embed/he77MtyxtQo
 Click 'HERE' to see Sam Adams' stand-up routine about
 different race colors.

Subj:     Black Question And Answer Jokes
          Compiled by AJSwitzer (S50)

 Q: What do you call one White guy with...
    one Black guy?
 A: Liberal
    three Black guys?
 A: Victim
    five Black guys?
 A: Coach
    ten Black guys?
 A: Quarterback
    twenty Black guys?
 A: Foreman
    one thousand Black guys?
 A: Warden

 Q. What do you say to a black man at the height of his career?
 A. Big Mac and fries, please.

 Q: What was the best thing about the million man march?
 A: Only six people actually missed work!

 Q: How do you stop five niggers from raping a white woman?
 A: Throw them a basketball.

 Q: What do you say to a nigger in a three-piece suit?
 A: Will the defendant please rise.

 Q: Whats the difference between a black and a snow tire?
 A: A snow tire won't sing when you put chains on it.

 Q: Why are aspirin white?
 A: You want 'em to work, don't you?

 Q: How can you tell if a nigger is well hung?
 A: You can only fit a finger between his neck and the rope.

 Q: What is the most confusing day on the year
    for black children?
 A: Fathers Day.

 Q: How do you get a nigger out of a tree?
 A: Cut the rope.

 Q: A black and mexican are in a car, whos driving?
 A: The cop.

 Q: How to keep little black kids from jumping up and
    down on the bed?
 A: Put velcro on the ceiling.

 Q: How do you know when a black baby is baptized?
 A: When the bubbles stop coming up.

 Q: How long does it take a black woman to take a shit?
 A: Nine months.

 Q: Why don't you hit a car driven by a black guy?
 A: It's probably yours.

 Q: Why did the nig run when his girlfriend said
    she wanted to give him a blowjob?
 A: He was afraid it would cancel his unemployment benefits.

 Q: What's the difference between a pothole and a nigger?
 A: You'd swerve to avoid a pothole, wouldn't you?

 Q: How do you make a nigger nervous?
 A: Take him to an auction.

 Q: Did you hear about Evil Kneivel's cousin, Ku Klux Knieval?
 A: He tried to jump over 50 niggers - With A Steamroller.

 Q: What do you call two nigger motocycle cops?
 A: Chocolate CHiPs.

 Q: What did the young black kid get for Christmas?
 A: My bike!

 Q: What did the older black kid get for Christmas?
 A: My Car!

 Q: What do you call a black frenchmen?
 A: Jacques Custodian.

 Q: What does NAACP stand for?
 A: Niggers are actually colored polocks.

 Q: Whats Big, Long, Black and smelly?
 A: The Welfare Line in Harlem.

 Q: Whats long and hard on a nigger?
 A: The Fourth Grade.

 Q: What do you call a black woman who gets an abortion?
 A: A member of Crimestoppers of America.

 Q: Why don't mexicans marry blacks?
 A: They don't want their kids to grow up too lazy to steal.

 Q: How do we know Adam was white?
 A: Have you ever tried to take a rib from a black man?

 Q: What is Websters dictionaries definition of RENIGGED?
 A: A shift change at McDonalds

 Q: Why do niggers keep chickens in there backyard?
 A: To teach there kid's how to walk.

 Q: What was Kunta Kinte's prostitute sister's name?
 A: Rent a Kunta.

 Q: What do you call a short nigger?
 A: Snicker (cp)

 Q: Why did The Nigger from Nation of Islam wear his nicest
    Tuxedo to his vasectomy?
 A: Cuz if I'ma gonsta Be Impotent I wants to look Impotent.

 Q: How can you spot a Black masochist?
 A: He's the one working for a living.

 Q: Hear about the black version of "Shogun"?
 A: It's called "Shonuff".

 Q: Hear about the new bumper sticker that says
    "Run, Jesse, Run"?
 A: You put it on the front of your car.

 Q: How has Jesse Jackson lost the vote of most niggers?
 A: He promised to create jobs for them if elected.

 Q: What's the difference between good nigger kids and
    bad nigger kids?
 A: Good nigger kids are in medium security prisons.

 Q: How do you starve a nigger?
 A: Hide the food stamps and welfare checks under a bar of soap.

 Q: What is the most common form of transportation in Harlem?
 A: Ambulances.

 Q: Did you hear about the nigger and the Mexican who
    opened a restaurant?
 A: It's called Nacho Mama.

 Q: What do you call 100 parachuting niggers?
 A: Skeet.

 Q: Why did all the blacks die in Vietnam?
 A: When the sergent said "Get down!", they got up and
    started dancing.

 Q: What do you call a black-midget in Ireland?
 A: A lepra-coon.

 Q: What are the six words you never ever want to hear?
 A: "Hi, I be yo' new neighbor."

 Q: How is transportation being improved in Harlem?
 A: They're planting the trees closer together.

 Q: Why do blacks call white people "honkies"?
 A: That's the last noise they hear before the white
    people run them over.

 Q: Why does California have so many fags and New York have
    so many niggers?
 A: California had first choice.

 Q: What is the difference between a RAP group's manager and
    a proctologist?
 A: A proctologist only deals with one asshole at a time.

 Q: What's green and pink and purple and orange?
 A: A nigger dressed for church.

 Q: Why don't niggers celebrate Thanksgiving.?
 A: Kentucky Fried Chicken isn't open on holidays.

 Q: What do niggers say during foreplay?
 A: If you scream, bitch, I'll kill you!

 Q: What is eight miles long and has an I.Q. of 68?
 A: The Martin Luther King Day parade.

 Q: What's the first thing taught in a Harlem driving school?
 A: How to unlock a car with a coat hanger.

 Q: What does cotton have in common with noses?
 A: Niggers are good at picken both.

 Q: How many niggers does it take to roof a building?
 A: Ten, if you slice them thin enough.

 Q: How many niggers does it take to clean a toilet?
 A: None, that's women's work!

 Q: What do the US Postal Service and the
    Kinney Shoe company have in common?
 A: 500,000 Black loafers.

 Q: What do steroids and the Ku Klax Clan have in common?
 A: They both make black guys run faster.

 Q: What do peroxide blondes and black men have in common?
 A: They both have black roots.

 Q: What's the difference between a black and a white baby?
 A: 10 minutes in the microwave.

 Q: What are the "Toys R Us" franchises in black
    neighborhoods called?
 A: We Be Toys.

 Q: What's the definition of everlasting love?
 A: Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles playing tennis!

 Q: Why don't black men drive convertibles?
 A: Coz their lips would slap them to death at 30 mph!

 Q: What is black and brown and looks good on a black man?
 A: A Doberman!

 Q: Why don't black babies play in sandboxes?
 A: Because the cats keep trying to bury them!

 Q: What color is a black man after he falls of
    a 20 story building?
 A: Flat Black!

 Q: What do you get when you cross two black people?
 A: Your ass kicked!

 Q: Whats black, blue, red all over, face down
    in a sewage ditch?
 A: Some idiot who told too many black jokes.

From: Bawdy.Net Collage #224 in 1998
 Q: What do you call 123 white guys chasing one black guy?
 A: The PGA Tour.

From: Bawdy.Net Collage #246 on 1998
 Q: Why are all blacks fast?
 A: Because all the slow ones are in jail.

From: humorlist-digest V2 #294 on 1998 (S99)
 Q: What's the difference between St.  Patrick's Day
    and Martin Luther King Day?
 A: On St. Patrick's Day, everybody wishes they were Irish.

From: Bawdy.Net #278 on 1999 (S103)
 Q: What's the difference between a large cheese pizza and
    a black man??
 A: Only one of them can feed a family of four.

From: Robert P. on 2003 (S350b)
 Q: Is it better to be black or gay?
 A: Black, because then you don't have to tell your parents.

 Q: What do you get when you cross a nigger with a groundhog?
 A: Six more weeks of basketball season.

 Q: What do you call a black man in Thailand?
 A: Tycoon.

 Q: What do you call a black man in a tree?
 A: A branch manager.

Subj:     Short Black Jokes

Subj:     African World Conference Against Racism
          From: jerry in 2002 (S297)
 The African World Conference Against Racism expelled a
 dozen white people and an Asian couple because they wanted
 to restrict the conference "against racism" to only black

 The Age (Melbourne, Australia) 3-Oct-02

Subj:     American Converts To Islam
          From: sfo_pilot
..........in 2011 (S744)
 At: (Removed from cajunconservatism.wordpress.com)
 Click 'HERE' to see this cute web page.

Subj:     Black Walks Into Bar W/Parrot (DU)
 Black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder.
 Bartender looks up and says "Where did you get that?"
 Parrot says: "Africa, there's thousands of them there!"


 From LAWS file.
 Slavery is still legal in Decatur, Alabama.

From: Bawdy.Net Collage #15
 Buckwheat is in class.  The teacher says:  "Buckwheat,
 please spell 'dictate' for me."  Buckwheat says:
 "D-I-C-T-A-T-E".   Teacher says: "Very good.  Now please use
 it in a sentence."  Buckwheat says: "O-tay.  Hey Darla,
 how'd my dictate last night?".

From: Bawdy.Net Collage #81 (S645b)
 What's the difference between a white fairy tales and a black
    fairy tales?
 White fairy tales starts, "Once upon a time....".
 Black fairy tales starts, "Yo, you motherfuckers ain't gonna
    believe this shit....."

From: Bawdy.Net Collage #221 in 1998
 A black man was found on the bottom of the lake with 50 foot
 of chain wrapped around him.
 The Sheriff said, "Nigger should have known better to steal
 more chain than he could swim with!"

 The Pentagon, in Arlington, Virginia, has twice as many
 bathrooms as is necessary. When it was built in the 1940s,
 the state of Virginia still had segregation laws requiring
 separate toilet facilities for blacks and whites.

From: collins2 in 1999 (S130)
 Percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28%
 Percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%

From: Joke-Of-The-Day in 2001 (S248)
 He that will not reason is a bigot, He that cannot reason
 is a fool, He that dares not reason is a slave.
   -- William Drummond

From: LABLaughs.com in 2002 (269c)
 When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way,
 you will command the attention of the world.
   -- George Washington Carver (1864-1943)

From: LABLaughs.com in 2002 (s269c)
 In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies,
 but the silence of our friends.
   -- Martin Luther King Jr. (1929-1968)

From: LABLaughs.com in 2002 (S274c)
 "A man can't ride your back unless it's bent."
    -- Martin Luther King Junior

From: igiggle in 2005 (S416b)
 A man's respect for law and order exists in precise
 relationship to the size of his paycheck.
   -- Adam Clayton Powell Jr.

From: Joke-of-the-Day.com in 2007 (S525b - polit-supp)
 "Sen. Joe Biden, on the day of announcing his candidacy
  for president of the United States, called Barack Obama
  the first mainstream African-American who is articulate,
  bright, and . . . clean.  I think we've seen the shortest
  presidential campaign in history."  -- Jay Leno

From: sam.hutkins in 2009 (S664b)
 Source: www.ronn.com/jokes1.html
 Boy asks his mom "Why am I black and YOU are white?
 She says, "Don't even go there.
 The way that f'ing party went you're lucky you don't bark!"

                           -(o o)-
..............................From Smiley_Central