Subj:     French Jokes
..........(Includes 47 jokes, 14 1135,13,cf,wXT2a8b,6)
..........L5b Update

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Includes the following:  French Onion Dip - Cartoon (S913)
.........................American In Paris (S196, S644)
.........................Europe. It's Just Next Door - Video (S936)
.........................Elderly Man Arrives At DeGaulle Airport (S451, DU)
.........................Pardon My Planet Cartoon (S1135)
.........................When Charles deGaulle Retired (S523c)
.........................Great Story From Canal Plus - Video (S786)
.........................Frenchman Has A Name
.........................360 Degree Photo Near And Above The Eiffel Tower (S657b)
.........................French And American Meet At Breakfast (S318, S686)
.........................A Furniture Dealer From Dublin w/Photo (S1122)
.........................Who Stands Alone... Poem (DU)
.........................Bizarro Cartoon (DU)
.........................Saudi, Russian, Korean, And French Meet Reporter
.........................Art Theft At The Louvre
.........................Lady Balances On Balloons - Video (S974)
.........................History Of The French Military (S318b)
.........................Quotes About Arab Riots In France (S462b, DU)
.........................French Quotes w/Drawing (S319)
.........................Short French Jokes
..............................This American's View Of France - Web Page w/GIF (S479c)
..............................French Military Victories (S355)
..............................Paris By Night - Web Page w/Photo (S473b)
..............................France Since Madrid Bombing (S376)
..............................Horny Guy - Video (S459b)
..............................Euro Disney Fireworks (S317)

Also see ACCIDENTS1   - 'Man Determined To Commit Suicide'
         ARAB file    - 'Two English At A Native Restraunt'
        BROTHERS     - 'Tony And Jordan On AGT In 2017' - Video
.........COMPUTRS-SUP2- 'Paper Is Not Dear' - French Ad
.........CONDOM file  - 'French Condom Ad' - Video
.........DOCTOR3 file - 'Heart Attacks'
         ENGINEER3    - 'Tallest Bridge'
         ENGLISHMAN   - 'American Needs To Piss In London'
......................- 'Elderly Frenchman See A Couple Making Love'
......................- 'European Heaven And Hell'
         FACTS3 file  - 'The Origin Of The Middle Finger'
         FACTS4 file  - 'Pervert On Subway'
         GAMES-SUPP   - '37 French Mating Positions'
         GOD2 file    - 'How The Jews Got The 10 Commandments'
         HUNTING-CAMP - 'Ted Nugent On Deer Hunting'
         Ig Nobel file- 'Peace Prize'
         ITALIAN file - 'Moishe Goes To Italy'
......................- 'French, Italian, And American Discuss Sex W/Wives'
         MEN1 file    - 'Englishman, Frenchman, And Australian Excite Wives'
         MEXICAN file - 'Three Guys Want To Watch The Olympics'
         NATIVES file - 'Cannibals Capture French, English, and New Yorker'
         PILOT file   - 'Pierre The Fighter Pilot'
         PENIS3 file  - 'The "First" Wive's Penis Names'
         QUOTES-CMD-SP- 'Crazy World by Chris Rock'
         RUSSIAN file - 'Brit, French And Russian View Painting'
.........SAILOR file  - 'Why Is It We Have To Speak English?'
         SOLDIER1 file- 'French And American Soldiers In Bosnia'
         SOLDIER2 file- 'British vs French Uniforms'
......................- 'USMC Bumper Sticker'
         WORDJOKE-SUPP- 'Raising Rabbits In Paris'

Subj:     French Onion Dip - Cartoon (S913)
          Cartoon by Dan Beyer
          From: George Takei in 2014
 Source: www.pinterest.com/pin/119626933826674668/
Subj:     American In Paris (S196, S644)
          From: JOKE-OF-THE-DAY.com in 2000

 This is a true story.  My sister and I spent two weeks in
 Paris.  The locals obviously hated Americans.  No matter
 where we went, we were subject to rude behavior from waiters,
 store clerks, pedestrians, etc. After a while it started to
 irritate us.

 One day, in Paris, my sister went shopping.  She entered a
 store and started looking around.  She was the only customer
 in the store.  As she was look through the clothes on the
 rack, a clerk hurriedly approached her and very abruptly asked
 if he could help her.

 My sister was used to this bad treatment by now and she
 politely declined his help.  She continued to look at the
 clothes.  Then she noticed that every clerk in the store was
 staring at her.

 Defiantly, she continued to look through the clothes.  When
 she could take this treatment no longer, she turned on her
 heels, with her head held high, and left the shop.

 As she left, she noticed that the sign on the store read "Dry

Subj:     Europe. It's Just Next Door
          By: TBWA PARIS in 2014
          From: Petra van Klaveren-Chini on Facebook
 Source: www.youtube.com/embed/GGW6Rm437tE
.......In this cute commercial, Paris has doors to other
.......European cities. This travel ad for Paris was made
.......by SNCF, France's national state-owned railway
.......company.  Click 'HERE' to enjoy this ad.

Subj:     Elderly Man Arrives At DeGaulle Airport
          From: rickydwyman in 2005 (S451, DU)

 An elderly gentleman of 83 arrived in Paris by plane.  At
 the French customs desk, the man took a few minutes to
 locate his passport in his carry-on bag.

 "You have been to France before, monsieur?" the customs
 officer asked, sarcastically.

 The elderly gentleman admitted he had been to France previously.
 "Then you should know enough to have your passport ready".

 The American said, "The last time I was here, I didn't have
 to show it".

 "Impossible. Americans always have to show your passports on
 arrival in France!"

 The American senior gave the Frenchman a long hard look.  Then
 he quietly explained, "Well, when I came ashore at Omaha Beach
 on D-Day in 1944 to help liberate this country, I couldn't
 find any Frenchmen to show it to".

Subj:     Pardon My Planet Cartoon
          by Vic Lee in 2018 (S1135)
          From: Pardon My Planet
 Source: www.weeklystorybook.com/deraps-eb-ot-si-eno-on.html
Subj:     When Charles deGaulle Retired (S523c)
          From: LABLaughsAdult in 2007

 When Charles deGaulle decided to retire from public life,
 the British ambassador and his wife threw a gala dinner
 party in his honor.  At the dinner table the Ambassador's
 wife was talking with Madame deGaulle.

 "Your husband has been such a prominent public figure,
 such a presence on the French and International scene for
 so many years!  How quiet retirement will seem in
 comparison.  What are you most looking forward to in
 these retirement years Madame?"

 "A penis," replied Madame deGaulle.

 A huge hush fell over the table. Everyone heard her answer...
 and no one knew what to say next.

 Le Grand Charles leaned over to his wife and said, "Mon
 cherie, I believe ze English pronounce zat word,...

Subj:     Great Story From Canal Plus
          From: tom in 2012 (S786d-iFrame)
..........At: www.youtube.com/embed/Gd3dIXXLcdE

 Never underestimate the power of a good story.  Canal
 Plus is a French premium pay television channel launched
 in 1984.  Click 'HERE' to see this convoluted advertisement.

Subj:     Frenchman Has A Name

 A Frenchman named Pierre was walking through the small town
 he lived in with a friend.  He pointed to a row of houses
 and says "You see those houses? I built those houses!  But
 do they call me Pierre the housebuilder?

 NO!"  They walk along a bit further, and he points to a number
 of boats in the harbour.  "You see those boats?  I built those
 boats!  But do they call me Pierre the boatbuilder?   NO!"  He
 turns to his friend and says "but fuck just one goat.."

Subj:     360 Degree Photos Near And Above
..........The Eiffel Tower
..........(S657b, S804d-On Site,SWF)
Photo from BigHistory.net...
 The first photo is a 360 degree photo from above the Eiffel Tower.
Subj: PARIS - panorama | © gillesvidal-photographe
      By Gilles Vidal
      From: kgilmour2000 in 2012
 Source: www.gillesvidal.com/blogpano/paris.htm

 Do you want to see Paris, France from above the top of the
 Eiffel Tower?  Click on the above source, or 'HERE' for my
 copy, to see this spectacular 360 degree photo.

 Don't forget to try all the buttons at the bottom of the photo.
 The  button only works at the source and sends the picture
 in to its full screen mode which well worth the click.

 Click on www.worldwidepanorama.org/worldwidepanorama/wwp
 people/html/GillesVidal.html to see ten other 360 degree
 photos which use mouse controls.
. Drawing from tom on 8/21/2009
 The second photo is under the Eiffel Tower as if you were there.
Subj:     360 Degree Photo Near The Eiffel Tower
          By www.photojpl.com
          From: tom in 2009 (d-On Site,SWF)
 Source: http://photo.photojpl.com/tour/08toureiffel/08toureiffel.html

 Click 'HERE' to see this wonderful, 360 degree, ground photo of Paris.

 Again, don't forget to try all the buttons at the photo bottom.

 Go to Photojpl.com to see panoramic, virtual tours in Quebec and
 North America and four tours of Paris including the Eiffel Tower.

Subj:     French And American Meet At Breakfast
          From: redcatt in 2006 (S318, S686)

 (Also see 'Canadian And American Discuss Breakfast' in Canadian)

 An American is having breakfast one morning (coffee,
 croissants, bread, butter and jam) when a Frenchman,
 chewing gum, sits down next to him.

 The American ignores the Frenchman who, nevertheless,
 starts a conversation.  French man: "You American folk
 eat the whole bread??"

 American (in a bad mood): "Of course."

 French: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't.  In
 France, we only eat what's inside.  The crusts we
 collect in a container, recycle it, transform them
 into croissants and sell them to the states." The
 Frenchman has a smirk on his face.  The American
 listens in silence.

 The Frenchman persists: "Do you eat jelly with the

 American: "Of Course."

 Frenchman: (cracking his gum between his teeth and
 chuckling). "We don't.  In France we eat fresh fruit
 for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and
 leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them
 into jam and sell the jam to the states."

 The American then asks: "Do you have sex in France?"

 Frenchman: "Why of course we do", he says with a big

 American: "And what do you do with the condoms once
 you've used them?"

 Frenchman: "We throw them away, of course."

 American: "We don't.  In America, we put them in a
 container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing
 gum and sell them to France."

Subj:     A Furniture Dealer From Dublin
          From: TLL in 2018 (S1122)
 Source: www.home.koping.net/tojo014/jokes.html
 Murphy, a furniture dealer from Dublin, decided to expand
 the line of furniture in his store, so he went to Paris
 to see what he could find.

 After arriving in Paris, he visited some manufacturers and
 selected a line that he thought would sell well back home.
 To celebrate the new acquisition, he decided to visit a
 small bistro and have a glass of wine.

 As he sat enjoying his wine, he noticed that the small
 place was quite crowded, and that the other chair at his
 table was the only vacant seat in the house.

 Before long, a very beautiful young Parisian girl came to
 his table and asked him something in French (which Murphy
 could not understand), so he motioned to the vacant chair
 and invited her to sit down.

 He tried to speak to her in English, but she did not speak
 his language. After a couple of minutes of trying to
 communicate with her, he took a napkin and drew a picture
 of a wine glass and showed it to her.  She nodded, so he
 ordered a glass of wine for her.

 After sitting together at the table for a while, he took
 another napkin, and drew a picture of a plate with food
 on it, and she nodded.  They left the bistro and found a
 quiet cafe that featured a small group playing romantic
 music. They ordered dinner, after which he took another
 napkin and drew a picture of a couple dancing. She nodded,
 and they got up to dance. They danced until the cafe closed
 and the band was packing up.
 Back at their table, the young lady took a napkin and drew
 a picture of a four-poster bed. To this day, Murphy has no
 idea how she figured out he was in the furniture business!

Subj:     Who Stands Alone... Poem (DU)
          by Michael Marks
          From: JBCARY1 in 2003

 Eleven thousand soldiers lay beneath the dirt and stone,
 all buried on a distant land so far away from home.
 For just a strip of dismal beach they paid a hero's price,
 to save a foreign nation they all made the sacrifice.

 And now the shores of Normandy are lined with blocks of
 white, Americans who didn't turn from someone else's plight.
 Eleven thousand reasons for the French to take our side, but
 in the moment of our need, they chose to run and hide.

 Chirac said every war means loss, perhaps for France that's
 true, for they've lost every battle since the days of Waterloo.
 Without a soldier worth a damn to be found in the region, the
 French became the only land to need a Foreign Legion.

 You French all say we're arrogant.  Well hell, we've earned
 the right-- We saved your sorry nation when you lacked the
 guts to fight.  But now you've made a big mistake, and one
 that you'll regret; you took sides with our enemies, and that
 we won't forget.

 It wasn't just our citizens you spit on when you turned,
 but every one of ours who fell the day the towers burned.
 You spit upon our soldiers, on our pilots and Marines,
 and now you'll get a little sense of just what payback means.

 So keep your Paris fashions and your wine and your champagne,
 and find some other market that will buy your aeroplanes. And
 try to find somebody else to wear your French cologne, for
 you're about to find out what it means to stand alone.

 You see, you need us far more than we ever needed you.
 America has better friends who know how to be true.
 I'd rather stand with warriors who have the will and might,
 than huddle in the dark with those whose only flag is white.

 I'll take the Brits, the Aussies, the Israelis and the rest,
 for when it comes to valor we have seen that they're the
 best.  We'll count on one another as we face a moment dire,
 while you sit on the sideline with a sign "friendship for

 We'll win this war without you and we'll total up the cost,
 and take it from your foreign aid, and then you'll feel the
 loss.  And when your nation starts to fall, well Frenchie,
 you can spare us, just call the Germans for a hand, they
 know the way to Paris.

Subj:     Bizarro Cartoon (DU)
          By Dan Piraro in 2008
Source: http://bizarro.com/comics/july-12-2008/
Subj:     Saudi, Russian, Korean, And French Meet Reporter
          From: Bawdy.Net Collage #238 in 1998

 A Saudi, a Russian, a North Korean, and a Frenchman were
 approached by a reporter. "Excuse me, what is your opinion
 about the meat shortage?"

 Saudi: "What's a shortage?"

 Russian: "What's meat?"

 North Korean: "What's an opinion?"

 Frenchman: "Excuse me?? What's excuse me?"

Subj:     Art Theft At The Louvre
          From: humorlist-digest V1 #259 in 1997

 Recently a guy in Paris nearly got away with stealing several
 paintings from the Louvre.  However, after planning the crime,
 getting in and out past security, he was captured only 2 blocks
 away when his Econoline ran out of gas.  When asked how he
 could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious
 error, he replied:

 "I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh."

Subj:     Lady Balances On Balloons (S974d-On Site)
          From: Petra van Klaveren-Chini in 2015
 Source: (Removed from facebook.com/gchatlani/videos/)
.......Click 'HERE' to see this French nightclub act
.............of a lady balancing on three balloons.
Subj:     History Of The French Military
          From: JBCARY1 in 2003 (S318b)

 Gallic Wars - Lost. In a war whose ending foreshadows the
 next 2000 years of French history, France is conquered by
 of all things, an Italian.

 Hundred Years War - Mostly lost, saved at last by female
 schizophrenic who inadvertently creates The First Rule of
 French Warfare; "France's armies are victorious only when
 not led by a Frenchman."

 Italian Wars - Lost. France becomes the first and only
 country to ever lose two wars when fighting Italians.

 Wars of Religion - France goes 0-5-4 against the Huguenots.

 Thirty Years War - France is technically not a participant,
 but manages to get invaded anyway. Claims a tie on the basis
 that eventually the other participants started ignoring her.

 War of Devolution - Tied. Frenchmen take to wearing red
 flowerpots as chapeaux.

 The Dutch War - Tied War of the Augsburg League/

 King William's War/French and Indian War - Lost, but claimed
 as a tie.  Three ties in a row induces deluded Frogophiles
 the world over to label the period as the height of French
 military power.

 War of the Spanish Succession - Lost. The War also gave the
 French their first taste of a Marlborough, which they have
 loved every since.

 American Revolution - In a move that will become quite
 familiar to future Americans, France claims a win even
 though the English colonists saw far more action.  This is
 later known as "de Gaulle Syndrome", and leads to the
 Second Rule of French Warfare; "France only wins when
 America does most of the fighting."

 French Revolution - Won, primarily due the fact that the
 opponent was also French.

 The Napoleonic Wars - Lost. Temporary victories (remember
 the First Rule!) due to leadership of a Corsican, who
 ended up being no match for a British footwear designer.

 The Franco-Prussian War - Lost. Germany first plays the
 role of drunk Frat boy to France's ugly girl home alone
 on a Saturday night.

 World War I - Tied and on the way to losing, France is
 saved by the United States.  Thousands of French women
 find out what it's like to not only sleep with a winner,
 but one who doesn't call her "Fraulein."  Sadly, widespread
 use of condoms by American forces forestalls any improvement
 in the French bloodline.

 World War II - Lost. Conquered French liberated by the
 United States and Britain just as they finish learning
 the Horst Wessel Song.

 War in Indochina - Lost. French forces plead sickness, take
 to bed with the Dien Bien Flu.

 Algerian Rebellion - Lost. Loss marks the first defeat of a
 western army by a Non-Turkic Muslim force since the Crusades,
 and produces the First Rule of Muslim Warfare; "We can always
 beat the French."  This rule is identical to the First Rules
 of the Italians, Russians, Germans, English, Dutch, Spanish,
 Vietnamese and Esquimaux.

 War on Terrorism - France, keeping in mind its recent history,
 surrenders to Germans and Muslims just to be safe.  Attempts
 to surrender to Vietnamese ambassador fail after he takes
 refuge in a McDonald's.  Let's face it.  When it comes to
 war, France gets rolled more often than a Parisian prostitute
 with a visible mustache.  They've been beaten so many times
 there's no fight left in them.

Subj:     Quotes About Arab Riots In France (S462b, DU)
          From: LABLaughsAdult in 2005

 We turn to France, whose decision to stay out of the Iraq
 war is starting to make more sense. After all, why go all
 the way to the Mideast when you can fight Muslims in your
 very own suburbs? JON STEWART

 The streets of the suburb of Clichy-sous-Bois have been
 filled with angry, mostly unemployed Arab and African
 immigrants setting fire to hundreds of cars. Their
 message: We're mad as hell, and we're not going to let
 you park here anymore. JON STEWART

 Night after night of rioting and looting and burning cars,
 but don't worry because the French government is working
 around the clock to figure out a way to blame it on us.

 The riots in France have been through their second week.
 No signs of slowing. Now first of all, let me
 congratulate the French on whatever sporting event they
 apparently won. STEPHEN COLBERT

 The situation is really bad today Chirac announced that
 the French are pulling out of France. JAY LENO

Subj:     French Quotes (S319)
          From: tadams96 in 2003
. .
 George S. Patton, one of
 the last of our warrior
 generals in the tradition
 of Stonewall Jackson, Pat
 Cleburne and Phil Sheridan,
 understood the differences
 between friend and foe. "I
 would rather have a German
 division in front of me,"
 he once exclaimed, "than a
 French one behind me."
 Top Stories

 Mark Twain, the original innocent abroad, tried to put
 his finger on what went wrong with the spawn of Napoleon:
 "France has neither winter nor summer nor morals.  Apart
 from these drawbacks, it is a fine country.  France has
 usually been governed by prostitutes."

 Hannibal Lecter, who famously silenced the lambs, had an
 entirely different perspective: "I just love the French.
 They taste just like chicken."

From: JBCARY1 in 2003 (S316)
 "Going to war without France is like going deer hunting
 with an accordion.  There's a lot of useless, noisy baggage
 that we can leave behind."  -- Jed Babbin (former deputy
 undersecretary of defense) on Fox News.

From: JBCARY1 in 2003 (S319)
 "Only a nation as desperate to be loved as the United
  States would fret about, rather than chuckle over the
  Orwellian irony of being lectured to about arrogance
  by the French and about militarism by the Germans."
    -- Louis Ruykeyser

 "Only thing worse than a Frenchman is a Frenchman who
  lives in Canada."  -- Ted Nugent

 War without France would be like ... uh ... World War II

From: gheckman in 2003 (S319)
 While speaking to the Hoover Institution today, Secretary
 Donald Rumsfeld was asked this question:

 "Could you tell us why to date at least the Administration
 doesn't favor direct talks with the North Korean government?
 After all, we're talking with the French."

 The Secretary smiled and replied:

 "I'm not going there!"

 "We can stand here like the French, or we can do something
  about it."  -- Marge Simpson

 "As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure"
    -- Jacques Chirac, President of France

 "As far as France is concerned, you're right."
    -- Rush Limbaugh,

 "The only time France wants us to go to war is when the
  German Army is sitting in Paris sipping coffee."
    -- Regis Philbin

 Next time there's a war in Europe, the loser has to keep

 An old saying:
 Raise your right hand if you like the French....
 Raise both hands if you are French.

 "You know, the French remind me a little bit of an aging
 actress of the 1940s who was still trying to dine out on
 her looks but doesn't have the face for it."
   -- John McCain, U.S. Senator from Arizona

 "You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam Hussein?
 Because he hates America, he loves mistresses and wears a
 beret.  He is French, people."  -- Conan O'Brien

 "I don't know why people are surprised that France won't
 help us get Saddam out of Iraq.  After all, France wouldn't
 help us get the Germans out of France!"  -- Jay Leno

From: JBCARY1 in 2006
 "The French are a smallish, monkey-looking bunch and not
 dressed any better, on average, than the citizens of
 Baltimore. True, you can sit outside in Paris and drink
 little cups of coffee, but why this is more stylish than
 sitting inside and drinking large glasses of whisky I
 don't know."  -- P.J. O'Rourke (1989)

 "The last time the French asked for 'more proof' it came
 marching into Paris under a German flag."  -- David Letterman

 "The favorite bumper sticker in Washington D.C. right now is
 one that says 'First Iraq, then France.'"  -- Tom Brokaw

 "What do you expect from a culture and a nation that exerted
 more of its national will fighting against Disneyworld and
 Big Macs than the Nazis?"  -- Dennis Miller

 "It is important to remember that the French have always been
 there when they needed us."  -- Alan Kent

 "They've taken their own precautions against al-Qa'ida. To
 prepare for an attack, each Frenchman is urged to keep duct
 tape, a white flag, and a three-day supply of mistresses in
 the house."  -- Argus Hamilton

 "Somebody was telling me about the French Army rifle that was
 being advertised on eBay the other day -- the description was
 'Never shot.  Dropped once.'"  -- Rep. Roy Blunt, MO

 "The French will only agree to go to war when we've proven
 we've found truffles in Iraq."  -- Dennis Miller

 "Do you know how many Frenchmen it takes to defend Paris?
 It's not known, it's never been tried."  -- Rep. R Blount, MO

 "Do you know it only took Germany three days to conquer France
 in WWII? And that's because it was raining."
   -- John Xereas, Manager, DC Improv

Subj:     Short French Jokes

Subj:     This American's View Of France
          From: flovilla in 2006 (S479c)
 To view this animated GIF, click 'HERE'.

Subj:     French Military Victories (S355)
          From:tadams96 in 2003
.Go to the Google search engine at www.google.com.
.Type in the search terms "french military victories" (in
   that order, and watch your spelling).
.Select the "I'm feeling lucky" search option.
 The results? "Did you mean French military defeats"? Google asks.
 Tres drole, as they say in Paris.

Subj:     Paris By Night (S473b - in Earth_Lights3)
          From: darrell94590 in 2006
          At: (Removed from framboise781.free.fr/Paris)
 Talk about the city of lights!  Once you have the picture,
 you can scroll the side bar down and then move the bottom
 scroll bar slowly for a wrap around view of Paris.

 You can view this beautiful scene by clicking 'HERE'.


Subj:     France Since Madrid Bombing (S376)
          From: tadams96 in 2004
 Since the Madrid bombing, France has raised its terror
 alert level from "run" to "hide."

 The only two higher levels in France are "surrender" and

Subj:     Horny Guy (S459b)
          From: darrell in 2005
..........(d-iFrame, in Music)
 Source: www.youtube.com/embed/ldRDjgKZWAM
 This video is cute and well done.  Well worth the viewing
 time.  You can see it by clicking 'HERE'.

Subj:     Euro Disney Fireworks (S317)
          From: flovilla in 2003

 France announced today that it plans to ban fireworks
 at Euro Disney, following last night's display that
 caused soldiers at a nearby French army garrison to


In 1900 the tallest structure in the world was the Eiffel Tower.

From: humorlist-digest V2 #135 in 1998
 A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned
 room service for some pepper.
 "Black pepper, or white pepper?" asked the concierge.
 "Toilette  pepper!"

From: Joke-Of-The-Day in 2002 (S272c)
 Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.

From: KMACINTY in 2003 (S311)
 A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France
 would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

From: JBCARY1 in 2003 (S316)
 Since we are on the topic of French bashing, here
 are a few more:


 Q: How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?
 A: Nobody knows, they have never tried it.

 Q: The French have just ordered a new national flag.
 A: It's a white cross on a white background.

 Q: What's the difference between a Wonderbra and
    the French World Cup squad?
 A: A Wonderbra has decent support - and a cup.

From: Bawdy.Net Collage #234 in 1998
 Q: Why did the French plant trees on the Champs Elys?es?
 A: So the Germans could march in the shade.

 Q: Why do the French plant so many trees along the sides
    of the roads?
 A: The Germans like to march in the shade.

From: scott_pryor in 1999
 Q: Did you hear about the dehydrated Frenchman?
 A: Pierre.

From: gheckman in 2003 (S319)
 Q: How many Frenchmen does it take to change a light bulb?
 A: One. He holds the bulb and all of
    Europe revolves around him.

From: JBCARY1 in 2006 (S356b)
 Q: What did the mayor of Paris say to the German Army as
    they entered the city in WWII?
 A: Table for 100,000 m'sieur?

                           -(o o)-
..........................From Smiley_Central.