Subj:     Latin American Jokes (Gz)                  (Includes 11 jokes and articles)

Brazilian flag from Animation Factory

Also see DARWIN AWRDS2- 'Bullfighting'
         FACTS4 file  - 'Manslaughter'
         FACTS5 file  - 'Teens Rob Bus'
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Subj:     Going To School In The Jungle (S573c)           From: darrellvip on 1/15/2008

 This 8,500 KB movie shows how a small Columbian village
 travel to the outside world.  Click 'HERE' to view.

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Subj:     Man Robs Buenos Aires Gas Station 100 Times (S310, DU)
          From: jerry on 1/6/2003

 The owner of a Buenos Aires gasoline station, after being
 robbed by a man more than 100 times, with no response ever
 from the police, has decided to hire the man as his head
 of security.

 "If I had to give him some money every month under a gun
 menace, I prefer to have him working for me. ... after
 having robbed us so many times, he knows everything about
 the gas station," says Andr?s Pietro, the gas station owner.

 Channel Oeste cable news (Argentina) via Ananova (UK) 6-Jan-03
 
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Subj:     Short Latin American Jokes

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Subj:     Brazilian Bed Advertisements (S554b)           From: SCOTCOB           on 8/24/2007

 You can see these five pictures with nudity on
 my web site by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     Machu Picchu (S555b)           From: darrellvip           on 9/5/2007

 This 2,700 KB PowerPoing Show is about Machu Picchu.
 The Inca empire site was constructed about 1450 in Peru.
 This slice show is beautiful and well worth the time.
 Click 'HERE' to see it on my web site.
 

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Subj:     Stremnaya Road, Bolivia (S527c in Cars-Supp)           From: edapsmas           on 2/21/2007

 This 700 KB Power Point Show is amazing.  It is the Stremnaya
 Road in Bolivia, South America.  It is nicknamed "the road of
 death' and you will take no convincing after seeing this set
 of pictures.  Click 'HERE' to see the slide show on my site.
 

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Subj:     Brazil's Anti-Smoking Campaign (S262, S583c)
          From: jerry on 2/5/2002
 It was supposed to REDUCE the sale of cigarettes, but the
 net effect is that it is INCREASING the sale of cigarettes.

 When Brazil put graphic photos, depicting physical problems
 caused by smoking, like deformed babies, on cigarette
 packages they expected to put people off smoking.  But
 collecting all the packages with all the different designs
 has sparked an increase in cigarette sales.

 The most popular pack is the one depicting a man suffocating.

 Ananova 30-Jan-02
 

 Duelling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are
 registered blood donors.

 In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband,
 and the first time this happens her mother must be in the room to
 witness the act.  (shudder at the thought)

 In Santa Cruz, Bolivia it is illegal for a man to have sex with a
 woman and her daughter at the same time.  (...we have to presume
 this was abig enough problem that they had to pass this law...?)
 

From: KMacinty on 8/24/99 (S134)
 Q: What's the Cuban national anthem?
 A: Row, Row, Row Your Boat...

 Q: Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek?
 A: Because they're not going to work in the future, either.
 

From: Robert P. on 10/12/03 (S350b)
 Q: Why don't Puerto Ricans like blow jobs?
 A: They're afraid that it will interfere with their unemployment.

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