Subj:     Mexican Joke
                 (Includes 92 jokes and articles, 09 1112,12,cf,vXT4a7b,5)
..........L5 Update

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Includes the following:  Mexican Gun Fignter - Drawing (DU)
.........................Cheech Sings The Mexican Americans Song (S1054)
.........................Mexican Prays For Food (S293)
.........................The Mexican 300 - Video (S557b)
.........................Two Jews In Mexico (S403, S860)
.........................Sinko de Mayo - Photo (S1112)
.........................Immigrant Laws (S543b)
.........................The Limbaugh Laws - Video (S485c
.........................Earthquake Hits Mexico (S473)
.........................The Story Of A Sign - Video (S611)
.........................Bungee-Jumping Business In Mexico (S291b)
.........................Two American Pigs And A Mexican
.........................Get A Yob - Video (S643b)
.........................The Night Before Christmas, Tex-Mex Vers.
.........................Three Guys Want To Watch The Olympics (S54)
.........................2 Girls And The US Border Fence - Video (S736)
.........................Bounty Hunter In Mexican Bar
.........................Mexican Tree Removal - Video (S753)
.........................Mexican In A Bar
.........................Animated GIF (DU)
.........................Pissing On A Building
.........................God Messed With Human's Brains
.........................Here Comes The Moon - Drawing (1108)
.........................Mexican Lawmakers Denounce New AZ Law (S638b)
.........................Short Mexican Jokes
..............................Mexican Epitaphs - PPS (S580c))

Also see BALLS file   - 'Cojones'
         BAR2 file    - 'American, Canadian, And An Australian In A Seedy Bar'
         BICYCLE file - 'Smuggling From Mexico'
         BIRDS file   - 'Red Pigeon In Phoenix'
         CARS2 file   - 'Scary Car Ride In Mexico'
         CHRISTMAS4   - 'Playing Weeweechu'
         CLOTHING-SUPP- 'Magic (Green) Hat'
         COWS_SHEEP   - 'Human Centipede Race Vs Bull' - Video
         DOG2 file    - 'Three Male Dogs Meet a Beautuful Poodle'
         FISHING1 file- 'Mexican Fisherman Meets MBA'
         GOD2 file    - 'How The Jews Got The 10 Commandments'
......................- 'Is God Black Or White?'
         GOLF3 file   - 'Golf Gun Murder'
         HOOKER2 file - 'Doing It Messiccan-Style'
         JESUS file   - 'Need Help? Call Jesus'
         MOVIES2 file - 'Tom Hanks On Univision' - Video
         OTH-ANIM-SUPP- 'A Mariachi Band Serenading A Beluga Whale' - Video
         REDNECK3     - 'Irish, Mexican, And Redneck Do Constructiom Work'
.........POLISH file  - 'Mexican, English, And Polack Eat Lunch'
         SCHOOL-SUPP  - 'Teacher-Pupil Joke3'
         SOLDIERS file- 'LBJ Requests Two Lieutenants'
         SOLDIER2 file- 'British Forces Test Fire Weapons'
         SHIPS file   - 'A Titanic Cargo...'
         THO-TIME-SUPP- 'Thousands Expect Apocalypse in 2012'
         TREE file    - 'The Bacon Tree'
Subj:     Mexican Gun Fignter (DU)
          From: Kirk Luehrs aka Bro Kirk
 Source: www.i-heart-god.com/free_christian_illustrations.htm
Subj:     Cheech Sings The Mexican Americans Song
          From: Roger Ford
..........in 2017 (S1054d-iFrame)
 Source: www.youtube.com/embed/6YOLB848v8Y
 Click 'HERE' to see this video from the "Cheech and Chongs
 Next Movie" in 1980.
Subj:     Mexican Prays For Food (S293)
          From: coreymac in 2002

 A Mexican family crosses over the border to the Land of
 Milk and Honey where the streets are paved with gold.  But
 the husband can find no work.

 His family is hungry, so he takes a walk to a quiet place
 at the foot of a big hill, kneels at the base of a tree,
 and begins to pray: "Sweet Jesus, please show me a way to
 feed my family..."  Eyes closed, the Mexican does not see
 the Black man coming over the top of the hill, who is
 stumbling wildly with a broken grocery sack.

 When the Mexican man opens his eyes, a large wheel of
 cheddar cheese rolls down the hill and lands at his feet!
 "Oh, thank you Jesus, thank you!" he cries, grabs the
 cheese, and runs straight home.

 Upon returning home, he gives the cheese to his wife and
 instructs her to make nachos.  "But wouldn't you rather
 have cheese enchiladas and burritos and  other things?"
 she inquires.

 "No,"the husband says, "Jesus sent this to me with a
 message... As I ran home, I kept hearing Him yell,

Subj:     The Mexican 300 (S557b)
          From: darrellvip
..........in 2007 (d-iFrame)
 Source: www.youtube.com/embed/l7qKD-Ph7ds

 This video is bigoted and stupid.  So of course I put
 put it on my site.  Be smart and DON'T click 'HERE'
 to see it.

 This is a takeoff on the movie about 300 Spartans, but it
 still is dumb.

Subj:     Two Jews In Mexico (S403, S860)
          From: DoctorDebt in 2004

 (Also see 'Chinese Jews' in Chinese)

 Two Jewish men, "Sid"  and "Al" were sitting in a Mexican
 restaurant.  Sid asked Al, "Are there any people of our
 faith born and raised in Mexico?"

 Al replied, "I don't know, let's ask our waiter."  When
 the waiter came by, Al asked  him, "Are there any Mexican
 Jews?" and the waiter said, "I don't know Senor, I'll ask
 the cooks."

 He returned from the kitchen in a few  minutes and said
 "No sir, no Mexican Jews."  Al wasn't really satisfied
 with that and asked, "Are you absolutely sure?"

 The waiter, realizing he was dealing with "Gringos" gave
 the expected answer, "I will check again, Senor!" and
 went back into the kitchen.

 While the waiter was away, Sid said, "I find it hard to
 believe that there are no Jews in Mexico.  Our people are
 scattered everywhere."

 The waiter returned and said, "Senor, the head cook says
 "No Mexican Jews!"

 "Are you certain?" Al asked once again, "I can't believe
 there are no Mexican Jews!"

 "Senor, I ask EVERYONE," replied the exasperated waiter.
 "We have orange Jews, prune Jews, tomato Jews and grape
 Jews, but no one ever hear of Mexican Jews!"

Subj:     Sinko de Mayo (S1112)
          From: Bonnie Terral in 2018
 Source: www.pinterest.com/pin/457185799644357186/
Subj:     Immigrant Laws (S543b)
          From: LABLaughsAdult in 2007

 There will be no special bilingual programs in the schools,
 no special ballots for elections, all government business
 will be conducted in our language.

 Foreigners will NOT have the right to vote no matter how
 long they are here.

 Foreigners will NEVER be able to hold political office.

 Foreigners will not be a burden to the taxpayers.  No
 welfare, no food stamps, no health care, or any government
 assistance programs.

 Foreigners can invest in this country, but it must be an
 amount equal to 40,000 times the daily minimum wage.

 If foreigners do come and want to buy land that will be
 okay, BUT options will be restricted.  You are not allowed
 waterfront property.  That is reserved for citizens
 naturally born into this country.

 Foreigners may not protest; no demonstrations, no waving a
 foreign flag, no political organizing, no bad-mouthing
 our president or his policies, if you do you will be sent home.

 If you do come to this country illegally, you will be hunted
 down and sent straight to jail.

 Harsh, you say?  These are the immigration laws of MEXICO.

Subj:     The Limbaugh Laws
          From: darrell94590
..........in 2006 (S485c,d-iFrame)
 Source: www.youtube.com/embed/N2JrjBRz940

 You can see this video on Rush Limbaugh's opinions on
 imigration by clicking 'HERE'.

Subj:     Earthquake Hits Mexico (S473)
          From: darrell94590 in 2006

 A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter
 scale has hit Mexico.  Two million Mexicans have died and
 over a million are injured. The country is totally ruined
 and the government doesn't know where to start with providing
 help to rebuild.

 The rest of the world is in shock.  Canada is sending troopers
 to help the Mexican army control the riots.  Saudi Arabia is
 sending oil.  Other Latin American countries are sending
 supplies.  The European community (except France) is sending
 food and money.  The United States, not to be outdone, is
 sending two million replacement Mexicans.

Subj:     The Story Of A Sign
          From: edapsmas in 2008
..........(S611d-iFrame in Hand-Supp)
 Source1: www.flixxy.com/story-of-a-sign-short-film.htm
 Source2: www.youtube.com/embed/PYMnKRv4TH0

 This short film (5 min.) was voted #1 for the special award
 at the Cannes 2008 Film Festival by YouTube viewers.  You
 view this touching video by clicking 'HERE'.

Subj:     Bungee-Jumping Business In Mexico (S291b)
          From: HuntMcmahunt in 2002

 Al and Joe are bungee-jumping one day.  Al says to Joe, "You
 know, we could make a lot of money running our own bungee-
 jumping service in Mexico.  They don't have it there."  Joe
 thinks this is a great idea, so they pool their money and
 buy everything they'll need; a tower, an elastic cord,
 insurance, etc.  They travel to Mexico and begin to set up
 on the square.  As they are constructing the tower, a
 crowd begins to assemble.  Slowly, more and more people
 gather to watch them at work.

 When they had finished, there was such a crowd they thought
 it would be a good idea to give a demonstration.  So Al
 jumps.  He bounces at the end of the cord, but when he
 comes back up Joe notices that he has a few cuts and
 scratches.  Unfortunately, Joe isn't able to catch him
 and he falls again, bounces and comes back up again.

 This time, he is bruised and bleeding.  Again Joe misses
 him.  Al falls again and bounces back up.  This time he
 comes back pretty messed up, he's got a couple of broken
 bones and is almost unconscious.  Luckily, Joe finally
 catches him this time and says, "What happened?  Was the
 cord too long?"

 Barely able to speak, Al gasps, "No, the bungee cord was
 fine.  It was the crowd.  What the heck is a pinata?"

Subj;     Two American Pigs And A Mexican
          From:Bawdy.Net Collage #172

 Two American pigs and a Mexican will be sent to the moon.
 The ground controller does the final check up.

 "Pig# 1, do you read?"

 "Groink, yes, this is pig #1."

 "Do you know what to do?"

 "Groink.  Yes, when we leave earth, I push the green button
 and navigate the spaceship to the moon."

 "Good, now pig # 2 do you know what to do ?

 "Groink.  When we return to earth, I push the white button
 and navigate back."

 "Very good. Mexican, do you know what to do."

 "Yes, don't touch anything and feed the pigs..."

Subj:     Get A Yob (S643b,d,wmv
          From: tom in 2009
 Source: www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/750987/

 Get a YOB - Joseph Mencia's 7 Days to Wetback English Video
 is racist, but cute.  Click 'HERE' to see this WMV video from
 Comedy Central.

Subj:     The Night Before Christmas, Tex-Mex Vers.
          Written by Jim and Nita Lee 
          From: smiles in 1998

 'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the casa,
 Not a creature ws stirring Caramba! Que pasa?
 Los ninos were tucked away in their camas,
 Some in long underwear, some in pijamas,
 While hanging the stockings with mucho cuidado
 In hopes that old Santa would feel obligado
 To bring all children, both buenos and malos,
 A nice batch of dulces and other regalos.
 Outside in the yard there arose such a grito
 That I jumped to my feet like a fightened cabrito.
 I ran to the window and looked out afuera,
 And who in the world do you think that it era?
 Saint Nick in a sleigh and a big red sombrero
 Came dashing along like a crazy bombero.
 And pulling his sleigh instead of venados
 Were eight little burros approaching volados.
 I watched as they came and this quaint little hombre
 Was shouting and whistling and calling by nombre:
 "Ay Pancho, ay Pepe, ay Cuco, ay Beto,
 Ay Chato, ay Chopo, Macuco, y Nieto!"
 Then standing erect with his hands on his pecho
 He flew to the top of our very own techo.
 With his round little belly like a bowl of jalea,
 He struggled to squeeze down our old chiminea,
 Then huffing and puffing at last in our sala,
 With soot smeared all over his red suit de gala,
 He filled all the stockings with lovely regalos
 For none of the ninos had been very malos.
 Then chuckling aloud, seeming very contento,
 He turned like a flash and was gone like the viento.
 And I heard him exclaim, and this is verdad,
 Merry Christmas to all, and Feliz Navidad!

Subj:     Three Guys Want To Watch The Olympics (S54)
          From: Bawdy.Net Collage #229 in 1998

 Three guys, one Chinese, one French, and one Mexican wanted
 to watch the Olympics but didn't have any money to buy
 tickets.  The Chinese guy suddenly gets an idea and went
 home to fetch his bicycle.

 He rode up to the security guard at the gate and yells,
 "China, bicycling.!  Hurry, let me in, I'm late!"  The
 guard, not wanting to jeopardize his job, lets the Chinese
 guy through.

 Seeing that this idea worked, the French guy runs home and
 grabs a long pole and runs back to the security guard and
 yells, "France, pole vaulting!  Let me in, I'm late!"  The
 security guard lets the French guy through.

 Seeing how great their ideas were, the Mexican runs home
 and grabs a chain link fence, wraps the fence around his
 body and hops up to the security guard and yells, "Mexico,

Subj:     2 Girls And The US
.............Border Fence (S736)
          By TheOtherSideOfImmig
..........From my son Walt in 2011 (d-iFrame)
 Source: www.youtube.com/embed/VsaHVHatgok

 Since the mid-1990s, the US has built fencing at various
 points along the southern border in an attempt to deter
 would-be immigrants from Mexico.  Building the fence is
 not cheap.  On average, each mile of border fence costs
 US taxpayers about $4 million to build and will cost
 another $6.5 billion over the next 20 years to repair
 and maintain.

 Are we getting our money's worth?  Is the border fence
 an effective deterrent?  To find out, I asked two young
 women, both only about 5'5", to see if they could climb
 the wall.  Click 'HERE' to watch these two girls test
 the US border fence.

 The information and video from the source at
 www.TheOtherSideOfImmigration.com presents the other
 side of the story as viewed by the Mexican citizens.

Subj:     Bounty Hunter In Mexican Bar

 (Also see 'Two Brothers, One A Lawyer' in Lawyer1
       and 'Deaf and dumb bag man' in ITALIAN file)

 A bounty hunter came into a bar in Mexico to look for a man
 who had been robbing banks in Texas.  He put a gun up to
 the man's head and said "Where's the money?"  Another man
 came up and said "Him don't know English.  I will interpret
 for you."  The bounty hunter said "Ok, tell him that I will
 blow his head off if he doesn't tell me where the money is."
 So the man talked to the other man who told him to go to the
 brick building on the corner and count three brick layers up
 and three bricks to the right and there he would find the
 money.  The bounty hunter asked "What did he say!?"  The man
 said "Oh, senor.  He said he don't care.  Blow his head off."

Subj:     Mexican Tree Removal (S753) 
          From: darrellvip
..........in 2011 (d-iFrame in Trees)
 Source: www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/80560284/

 Normally I do not forward homemade, disaster videos, but
 this one is funny and no one was hurt.  Click 'HERE' to
 see this 2007 video.

Subj:     Mexican In A Bar

 This couple went to a bar to have a few drinks.  The guy
 goes off to the restroom, and sees a mexican guy picking
 up on his girl.  The guy tells the mexican to back off,
 he knows Karate.  The mexican guy says "Hey, ju back off,
 man!  I know mexican judo!"  "What the hell is mexican
 Judo?" he asks.

 The mexican guy says "Hey, ju don' know eef I got a knife,
 ju don' know eef I got a gun...".

Subj:     Animated GIF (DU)
          From: ReturnToThe50s
 Source: www.returntothe50s.weebly.com/mexican-jokes.html
Subj:     Pissing On A Building

 This Mexican dude is taking a piss on the side of a
 building and this white dude sees him.  After the Mexican
 is done the white guy asks him, "How come you Mexicans
 don't wash your hands after you pee?"

 The Mexican guy replies, "Because we Mexicans don't piss
 in our hands".

Subj:     God Messed With Human's Brains

 God wonders what would happen if he took the left side of
 the man's brain out.  He does it and the man now counts: 2,
 4, 6, etc...

 So God thinks, ok, cool.  What would happen if I put the
 left side back in and took out the right side?  So he does
 it, and the man starts counting: 1, 3, 5, etc...

 God thinks, ok, let's see what happens if I take both sides
 of his brain out?  He does it and the man starts counting:
 uno, due, tre...

Subj:     Here Comes The Moon (1108)
          By Cuaderno Azul Poemario
          From: Rucas Castro in 2018
 Source: https://www.flickr.com/photos/
Subj:     Mexican Lawmakers Denounce New AZ Law (S638b)
          From: tom in 2009
 Source: (Removed from forums.mercurynews.com)

 Delegation of Mexican lawmakers denounces employer sanctions law
    from Associated Press on Jan. 16, 2008

 "TUCSON- A delegation of nine state legislators from Sonora
 traveled to Tucson to make the case against Arizona's new
 employer sanctions law,

 The lawmakers say it will have a devastating affect on the
 Mexican state.

 At a news conference Tuesday, they said Sonora cannot handle
 the demand for housing, jobs and schools it will face as
 illegal Mexican workers in Arizona return to their hometowns
 without jobs or money.

 The law, which took effect Jan.1, punishes employers who
 knowingly hire individuals who don't have valid legal
 documents to work in the United States.

 Businesses found violating the law face suspension or loss
 of a business license.

 The lawmakers were to travel to Phoenix Wednesday for a
 breakfast meeting with Hispanic legislators.

 They're expected to tell them how the law will affect
 Mexican families on both sides of the border.

 "How can they pass a law like this?" asked Mexican Rep.
 Leticia Amparano Gamez, who represents Nogales. "There
 is not one person living in Sonora who does not have a
 friend or relative working in Arizona," Amparano said
 in Spanish.

 Amparano said the Sonoran legislators are already asking
 the federal government of Mexico for help.

 Rep. Florencio Diaz Armenta, coordinator of the delegation,
 represents the agricultural rich San Luis, Rio Colorado,
 area south of Yuma which employs some 28,000 legal
 Mexican workers.

 "What do we do with the repatriated?" he asked. "As
 Mexicans, we are worried.  They are Mexicans but they
 are also people's fathers and mothers and young people
 with jobs who won't have work in Sonora."

 Diaz said the Arizona law will lead to the disintegration
 of the family, as one legal Mexican parent remains in
 Arizona and the other returns to Mexico."

 MercuryNews Source: www.azcentral.com/news/articless

 Bottom Line.... The Mexican government is running scared
 from their own people now that they can not dump the
 result of their failed policies on our door steps.
 Fred Thompson and Duncan Hunter are right.  There is no
 need to round up the illegal immigrunts.  Enforcement of
 our own laws works!

Subj:     Short Mexican Jokes

Subj:     Mexican Epitaphs - PPS
          From: darrellvip
..........in 2008 (S580c in Epitaphs)
 This PowerPoint Show of Mexican Epitaphs is great.  You
 can read these funny one-liners by clicking 'HERE'.


 Kyle: Did you hear the Mexican weather report?
 Nyle: No, what is it?
 Kyle: Chili today and hot tamale!

 New mexican word Choo-choo.  Used in a sentense:
   Don't touch my chevy or I'll choo-choo.

From: David at Napa Bridge Club in 2005 (S465b)
and at http://www.wilwheaton.net/mt/archives/001665.php
 Translate to English ?Como esta' frijoles?
 The answer backwards is ?neab uoy evah woH.

 Q: Why do Mexicans have big noses?
 A: So they have something to pick in the offseason.

 Q: How many Mexicans does it take to shingle a roof?
 A: Depends on how thin you slice them

 Q: Why can't Mexicans become Doctors?
 A: It's too hard to spray paint perscriptions.

 Q: How do 3 Mexicans cross the Rio Grand?
 A: One swims and the other two walked on the dead fish.

 Q: How Are mexican Children Taught To Put On Their Underwear?
 A: Brown In The Back, Yellow Up Front.

 Q: Why don't mexicans have barbeques?
 A: The beans keep slipping through the grill.

 Q: Why don't mexicans marry blacks?
 A: Their kids would be too lazy to steal.

 Q: Why did the Mexican government cancel both
    drivers ed and sex ed in school?
 A: The donkey died.

 Q: What Do You Say To A mexican In A Three-Piece Suit?
 A: Will The Defendant Please Rise!

 Q: What do you call a mexican with a dog ?
 A: A vegetarian !

 Q: What Do Mexicans Say Before Picking Their Noses?
 A: Grace.

 Q: What has 3 mexicans, a chinese, and 4 blacks?
 A: the sound of a sprinkler:
    "spick, spick, spick, *chink*, niggerniggerniggernigger"

 Q: Why don't mexicans have checking accounts?
 A: It's too hard to spray paint your name on the little line.

 Q: What do you call a mexican baptism?
 A: a bean dip.

 Q: Why did Santa Anna only bring 4000 troops to the Alamo?
 A: He had only 2 cars.

 Q: What do you have when there are two mexicans in a box?
 A. A pair of loafers.

 Q: What do you get when you cross a chicano and a polock?
 A: A kid who spray paints his name on a chain link fence.

 Q: How do you starve a Mexican?
 A: Hide their Food Stamps under their work boots.

 Q: What's a Mexican with no arms?
 A: Trustworthy.

 Q: What Do You Call A Mexican With A Vasectomy?
 A: A Dry Martinez.

 Q: What Do You Get When You Cross A Mexican With An Octopus?
 A: I Don't Know, But It Can Sure Pick Lettuce

 Q: What Is A Wiener?
 A: The First One To Cross The Line At A Mexican Track Meet.

 Q: What Is The Name Of Mexico's Telephone Company?
 A: "Taco Bell."

 Q: What Would You Call A Mexican Gigolo?
 A: Juan For The Money!

 Q: When Does A Mexican Become A Spaniard?
 A: When He Marries Your Daughter.

 Q: Why Aren't There Any Swimming Pools In Mexico?
 A: Because All The Mexicans Who Can Swim Are Over Here.

 Q: Why Do Mexicans Eat Beans For Dinner?
 A: So They Can Take Bubble Baths.

 Q: Why Wasn't Christ Born In Mexico?
 A: They Couldn't Find Three Wise Men And A Virgin.

 Q: Why Is There So Little Great mexican Literature?
 A: Spray Paint Wasn't Invented Until 1950.

 Q: Why Is The Average Age Of The mexican Army, 40?
 A: Because They Take 'em Right Out Of High School!

 Q: Why Is Semen White And Pee Yellow?
 A: So Mexicans Can Tell If They're Coming Or Going.

 Q: Why Don't They Give Mexicans A Whole Hour For Lunch?
 A: They Don't Want To Have To Retrain Them.

 Q: Why Don't Mexicans Like Blow Jobs?
 A: They're Afraid It'll Interfere With Their
    Unemployment Benefits.

 Q: Why Don't mexican Women Use Vibrators?
 A: It Chips Their Teeth.

 Q: Why Don't mexican Women Breast Feed Their Children?
 A: It Hurts Too Much To Boil Their Nipples!

 Q: Why Do Mexicans Pick At Their Belly Buttons When
    Their Plates Are Clean?
 A: They Want An After-Dinner Lint.

 Q: Why Do They Using Mexicans Instead Of Laboratory Rats
    In Experiments Now?
 A: Mexicans Breed Faster And You Don't Get So
    Attached To Them.

 Q: Why Are There No mexican Pharmacies?
 A: They Can't Figure Out How To Put The Little Bottles
    In The Typewriter.

 Q: Why Are Mexicans So Quick On Their Feet?
 A: Because They Spend Their First Nine Months
    Dodging Coat Hangers.

 Q: What Happened To The Mexicans National Library?
 A: Someone Stole The Book.

 Q: What Do You Get When You Cross A mexican And A Squirrel?
 A: A Tree Full Of Hubcaps.

 Q: What do you call a Mexican at a university?
 A: The caretaker.

 Q: What Did The mexican Do With His First Fifty Cent Piece?
 A: He Married Her.

 Q: What Are The Three Most Difficult Years In A mexican's Life?
 A: Second Grade.

 Q: How Many Mexicans Does It Take To Eat An Armadillo?
 A: Three, One To Eat It And Two To Watch For Cars.

 Q: How Many mexican Men Does It Take To Do The Washing Up?
 A: None Its Women's Work!

 Q: How Does The mexican Prepare For A Trip In Alaska?
 A: He Packs A Six-Pack In Case He Has To Leave
    A Message In The Snow.

 Q: How does a Mexican count?
 A: "1, 2, 3, another, another, another...."

 Q: How do you break a Mexican's finger?
 A: Punch him in the nose.

 Q: How can you tell a Mexican woman is on her period?
 A: She's only wearing one sock

 Q: How can you tell a Mexican cock sucker?
 A: He's the one spitting feathers.

 Q: Have you heard about the Mexican 500 car race?
 A: The first car to start wins.

 Q: Did You Hear About The mexican Terrorist Sent
    To Blow Up A Car?
 A: He Burned His Mouth On The Tailpipe.

 Q: Did you hear about the Mexican lesbian?
 A: She loved men.

 Q: Why do Mexicans keep tin foil on their noses?
 A: Keeps their lunch warm.

 Q: What is the best selling deoderant in Mexico?
 A: Raid.

 Q: Why do mexicans drive lowriders?
 A: So they can drive and pick lettuce.

 Q: Why do mexicans have small sterring wheels?
 A: So they can drive with handcuffs on!

 Q: What do you call a kid that's half mexican
    and half polish?
 A: Retardo.

 Q: How many mexican mechanics does it take to lube a car?
 A: One if you back over him twice.

 Q: Why doesn't Mexico have any athletes in the Olympics?
 A: Because anyone who could run, jump or swim is over here!

 Q: What do you call a mexican queer?
 A: A senor eater.

From: barbara in 2002 (S300)
 Q: What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand?
 A: Quatro sinko.

From: Someone Shy in 2003
 Q: What's 5 miles long and has the IQ of 10?
 A: The Cinco de Mayo parade.

From: DoctorDebt in 2003 (S322b)
 Q: What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
 A: Juan on Juan.

From: Raul H. in 2003 (S349b)
 Q: What do you call a Mexican without a car?
 A: Joaquin.

From: Robert P. in 2003 (S350b)
 Q: Did you hear about the two Mexicans on That's Incredible?
 A: One had auto insurance and the other was an only child.

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........................From Smiley_Central