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Subj:     Chinese Supp Jokes
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Includes the following:  Jet Li Vs Chin Siu Ho - Video (S988)
.........................Chinese Fish Tricks - Video (S786)
.........................Chinese Phrase Translation (S112, S451)
.........................Learn Chinese In 5 Minutes (S770)
.........................Suk Mi Pagoda Menu (S62, DU)
                         Short Chinese Jokes & Facts
..............................Danxia Landform In China - 13 Photos (S877)

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Subj:     Jet Li Vs Chin Siu Ho (S988d)
          From: Zoraida McNorton on Facebook on 12/23/2015
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/embed/QyJpV0mu8Io
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Subj:     Chinese Fish Tricks (S786d)
          From: Multiply on 2/5/2011
Photo from YouTube.com
 Source: https://www.youtube.com/embed/U0cAMAy-WL4

 Chinese Magician Fu Yandong performs the Magic Fish Trick
 at the Lunar New Year festival.  Even thought you don't
 speak Chinese, go on and watching these impressive tricks.
 You don't need to understand Chinese to enjoy these three
 tricks.

 Click 'HERE' to see these cute, corny tricks.

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Subj:     Chinese Phrase Translation (S112, S451)
          From: Daemonic Funnies Page
      and From: Anon Jr. on 9/18/2005
 (Also see 'Learn Chinese In 5 Minutes' in Facebook and below)

 Learn Chinese in 5 minutes (Be sure to say out loud!)

 Chinese Phrase        English Translation
 --------------        -------------------
 Ai Bang Mai Ne        I bumped into the coffee table
 Ar U Wun Tu           A gay liberation greeting
 Chin Tu Fat           You need a face lift
 Dum Gai               A stupid person
 Gun Pao Der           An ancient Chinese invention
 Hu Flung Dung         Which one of you fertilized the
                       field?
 Hu Yu Hai Ding        We have reason to believe you are
                       harboring a fugitive
 Jan Ne Ka Sun         A former late night talk show host
 Kum Hia               Approach me
 Lao Ze Sho            Gilligan's Island
 Lao Zi                Not very good
 Lin Ching             An illegal execution
 Moon Lan Ding         A great achievement of the American
                       space program
 Ne Ahn                A lighting fixture used in
                       advertising signs
 Shai Gai              A bashful person
 Tai Ne Bae Be         A premature infant
 Tai Ne Po Ne          A small horse
 Ten Ding Ba          Serving drinks to people
 Wan Bum Lung          A person with T.B.
 Yu Mai Te Tan         Your vacation in Hawaii agrees with
                       you
 Wa Shing Kah          Cleaning an automobile
 Wai So Dim            Are you trying to save electricity?
 Wai U Shao Ting       There is no reason to raise your
                       voice

From: RFSlick on 3/21/99
 Ai No Pei             I got this for free.
 Hao Long Wei Ting?    Has your flight been delayed?
 Hia Dei Kum           They have arrived.
 Lei Lo                Stay out of sight.
 No Bai Dam Ting!!     Your price is too high!!
 No Pah King           This is a tow away zone.
 Wai Yu Sing Dum Song? Do you know the lyrics to the Macarena?
 Wai Hang Mi?          I am not guilty.
 Wai Go Nao?           Please, stay a while longer.
 Wai Yu Kum Nao        Our meeting was scheduled for next
                       week.
 Wai Yu Mun Ching?     I thought you were on a diet.
 Wai Yu So Tan?       Did you go to the beach?
 Yu Stin Ki Pu!        Your body odor is offensive.

From: gheckman on 5/26/00
 Sum Ting Wong         That's not right.
 Wai So Dim            It's very dark in here.
 Yu So Dum             You are not very bright.

From: ICohen on 2/12/2003
 Fa Kin Su Pah         Great

From: Anon Jr. on 9/17/2005
 No Bai Nut Ding       Your price is too high!

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Subj:     Learn Chinese In 5 Minutes (S770) 
          From: Jessibel Punzalan Gonzales
          on 10/15/2011 (in Facebook)
 Source: FunnyJunk.com
 (Also see 'Chinese Phrase Translation' above)

 Click 'HERE' to learn Chinese in five minutes.

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Subj:     Suk Mi Pagoda Menu (S62, DU)
          From: Daemonic Funnies Page

 Cuntonese Cuisine
 6969 Fellatio Blvd.
 Escondildo, CA
 281-6969 (that's Two ate one, sixty-nine,sixty-nine)

 A -La - Carte
      Cream Sum Yung Guy.. Women love it
      Cum Drop Soup ...... Same as above, but no MSG
      Suc Sum Tit ........ Chef's favorite

 Luncheon Specials
  1.  Sum Yung Chick...... Sweet and delicious
  2.  Sum Dum Fuc ........ Same as #1 but without brains
  3.  Wong Hong Lo........ Chinese sausage with 2 meatballs
  4.  Suc Mi Pork......... Mostly white meat for light eaters
  5.  Suc Mi Dork......... Mostly dark meat for big eaters

 Dinner Combinations
  1.  Goo in Hand......... For those dining alone
  2.  Suc Mi Wang......... Traditional Chinese sausage
  3.  Cum Too Soon........ Order early!  These go fast!
  4.  Sum Dum Chick....... Always a low cost favorite
  5.  Fuc Mei Slo......... Takes 2 hours to prepare
  6.  Lik Mi Clit......... A lip smacking Oriental treat
  7.  Goo Wee Chick....... No extra charge for sloppy seconds
  8.  Yung Poon Tang...... Fresh daily
  9.  Too Can Choo........ Includes sausage and fish for two
 10. Wai Too Yung......... Not available on school nights
 11. Fuc Sum Now.......... Raw fish for those in a hurry
 12. Tung Sum Chick....... Chef's Special
 13. Sum Gulp Twat........ Low-cal diet special
 14. Bang Ho Face......... Served sitting down
 15. Bang Ho Butt......... Served with warm oil and jelly
 16. Hoo Flung Poo........ Lobster bibs & raincoats
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Subj:     Short Asian-Chinese Jokes & Facts
 

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Subj:     Danxia Landform In China (S877d)
          From: darrelldre on 10/27/2013
 Source: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/07/31/rainbow-
.........mountains-china-danxia-landform_n_3683840.html
 Click 'HERE' to see thirteen amazing photos of the
 Rainbow Mountains in China.

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