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Subj:     Middle East Jokes Supp
                 (Includes 16 jokes and articles, 09969,14,cf,wXT2,10)

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Includes the following:  Bizarro Comic Strip (S627b)
.........................You May Be a Muslim (S969)
.........................Maz Jobrani, Iranian-American Comedian On TED - Video (S711)
.........................Terrorists Capture Three (S626)
.........................The Dubai Fountain In Baba Yetu - Video (S694)
.........................US Tourist Offered Camels For Wife (S95, S394)
.........................An Honest Mistake - Photo (S856)
.........................I Had A Dream (S62)
.........................Saddam Hussein Freedom Fighters - Video (S647b)
                         Short Iran/Iraq Jokes
..............................Another American Converts To Islam (S744)
..............................Newest Terrorist Recruit (S703b)
..............................McCoy Political Cartoon (S676)
..............................Muslim Demographics - Video (S672)
..............................Underground City of Derinkuyu, Turkey - PPS (S658b)
..............................Finding Osama (S655)
..............................Successful New Business (S711b)
..............................What Does A Muslim Pussy Look Like (S652b)
..............................Auth Political Cartoon (S646b)
..............................Chip Bok Political Cartoon (S646b)

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Subj:     Bizarro Comic Strip (S627b)
          By Dan Piraro on 1/16/2009
 Source: http://bizarro.com/comics/january-16-2009/
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Subj:     You May Be a Muslim (S969)
          NOT by Jeff Foxworthy
          From: tom on 8/8/2015
 Source: http://www.snopes.com/politics/humor/foxworthy.asp

 Have you ever wondered why it's OK to make jokes about
 Catholics, the Pope, Jews, Christians, the Irish, the
 Italians, the Polish, the Chinese, the French (including
 French Canadians), the elderly, bad golfers, men/women,
 blacks/whites, etc., but it's insensitive to make jokes
 about Muslims?

 1. If you refine heroin for a living, but you have a 
    moral objection to liquor, You may be a Muslim. 

 2. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket
    launcher, but you can't afford shoes, You may be a Muslim. 

 3. If you have more wives than teeth, You may be a Muslim. 

 4. If you wipe your butt with your bare hand but consider
    bacon to be unclean, You may be a Muslim. 

 5. If you think vests come in two styles:  Bullet-proof
    and suicide. You may be a Muslim. 

 6. If you can't think of anyone you haven't declared
    jihad against, You may be a Muslim. 

 7. If you consider television dangerous but routinely
     carry explosives in your clothing, You may be a Muslim. 

 8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses
    other than setting off roadside bombs, You may be a Muslim. 

 9. If you have nothing against women and think every man
    should own at least four, You may be a Muslim. 

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Subj:     Maz Jobrani, Iranian-American
             Comedian On TED (in Quo-comed-supd)
          From: Wimp.com on 8/31/2010 (S711d)
 Source1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmXiItk49Gw
 Source2: http://www.wimp.com/hearabout/

 A founding member of the Axis of Evil Comedy Tour, standup
 comic Maz Jobrani riffs on the challenges and conflicts of
 being Iranian-American -- "like, part of me thinks I should
 have a nuclear program; the other part thinks I can't be
 trusted ..."  Click 'HERE' to hear this great comedian on TED.

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Subj:     Terrorists Capture Three (S626)
          From: darrellvip on 1/8/2009

 Dan Rather, Katie Couric and an Israeli sergeant were all
 captured by terrorists in Iraq.  The leader of the terrorists
 told them that he would grant them each one last request
 before they were beheaded.

 Dan Rather said, "Well, I'm a Texan, so I'd like one last
 bowlful of hot spicy chili."

 The leader nodded to an underling who left and returned with
 the chili.  Rather ate it all and said, "Now I can die content."

 Katie Couric said, "I'm a reporter to the end.  I want to
 take out my tape recorder and describe the scene here and
 what's about to happen.  Maybe someday someone will hear it
 and know that I was on the job till the end."

 The leader directed an aide to hand over the tape recorder
 and Couric dictated some comments.  She then said, "Now I
 can die happy."

 The leader turned and said, "And now, Mr. Israeli tough guy,
 what is your final wish?" "Kick me in the ass," said the
 soldier."

 "What?" asked the leader? "Will you mock us in your last
 hour?" "No, I'm not kidding.  I want you to kick me in the
 ass," insisted the Israeli.

 So the leader shoved him into the open and kicked him in
 the ass.  The soldier went sprawling, but rolled to his
 knees, pulled a 9 mm pistol from under his flack jacket,
 and shot the leader dead. In the resulting confusion, he
 jumped to his knapsack, pulled out his carbine and sprayed
 the terrorists with gunfire.  In a flash, all terrorists
 were either dead or fleeing for their lives.

 As the soldier was untying Rather and Couric, they asked
 him, "Why didn't you just shoot them in the beginning?
 Why did you ask them to kick you in the ass first?"

 "What?" replied the Israeli, "And have you two report
 that I was the aggressor?

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Subj:     The Dubai Fountain In Baba Yetu (S694d)
          From: Wimp.com on 5/02/2010
Photo from YouTube.com
 Source1: http://www.youtube.com/embed/M_GQYI9brGs
 Source2: http://www.wimp.com/yetufountain/

 Click 'HERE' to watch these beautiful fountains explode
 to wonderful music.

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Subj:     US Tourist Offered Camels For Wife (S95, S394)
          From: humorlist-digest V2 #276 on 98-11-24
      and From: DafterLafter on 8/12/2004

 As US tourists in Israel, a man and his wife were sitting
 outside a Bethlehem souvenir shop, waiting for fellow
 tourists.  An Arab salesman approached them carrying belts.

 After an impassioned sales talk yielded no results, he asked
 where they were from.  "America," the husband replied.
 Looking at her dark hair and olive skin, the Arab responded.
 "She's not from the States."

 "Yes I am." said the wife.  He looked at her and asked.
 "Is he your husband?"  "Yes." she replied.  Turning to the
 husband, he offered,  "I'll give you 100 camels for her."
 The husband looked stunned, and there was a long silence.
 Finally he replied, "She's not for sale."

 After the salesman left, the somewhat indignant wife asked
 her husband what took him so long to answer, to which the
 husband replied, "I was trying to figure out how to get
 100 camels back home."

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Subj:     An Honest Mistake (S856)
          From: tom on 5/26/2013
 Source: http://jokes.conservativepapers.com/2012/07/12/an-honest-mistake/
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I saw this woman and told her she had three
beautiful children.  She didn't have to get
all ticked off at me, it was an honest mistake.
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Subj:     I Had A Dream (S62)
          From: humorlist-digest V2 #83 on 98-04-02

 Sadam called President Clinton and said: "Bill, I called
 you because I had this incredible dream last night.  I
 could see all of America, and it was beautiful and all top
 of every building, there was a flag."

 Clinton said: "Sadam, what was on the flag?"

 Sadam said: "Allah is G-d, G-d is Allah."

 Clinton said: "You know, Sadam, I'm really glad you called
 because last night I had a dream too.  I could see all of
 Bagdad, and it was even more beautiful than before the war.
 It had been completely rebuilt.  And on every building there
 was a flag."

 Sadam said: "Bill, what was on the flag?"

 Clinton replied: "I really don't know, I can't read Hebrew!"

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Subj:     Saddam Hussein Freedom Fighters
          From: edapsmas on 5/27/2009 (S647b,d)
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/embed/RlwaiM45RFc

 This video is a fake news interview with some Saddam
 Hussein freedom fighters.  Reporter interviews a member
 of the iraqi resistant movement who gets mad when he
 finds he has subtitles. It is very funny and keeps
 getting funnier and funnier throughout the skit.  Click
 'HERE' to see it.


Subj:     Short Middle East Jokes

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Subj:     Another American Converts To Islam (S744 in Black2)
          From: sfo_pilot on 4/17/2011Drawing from SeaNet.com
..........At: (Removed from cajunconservatism.wordpress.com)
 Click 'HERE' to see this cute web page.
 

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Subj:     Newest Terrorist Recruit (S703b)
          From: Dale Federico on Facebook
Drawing from Millis Performance Cars...
 Source: (Removed from facebook.com/YourFunnysite#!)
 Click 'HERE' to see who is the latest terrorist recruit.
 

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Subj:     McCoy Political Cartoon (S676)
          By Glenn McCoy on 1/13/2010
Source: http://www.gocomics.com/glennmccoy/2010/01/10

Click 'HERE' to see this cute political cartoon.

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Subj:     Muslim Demographics (S672d in Nat-Supp)
          From: tom on 11/18/2009
 Source1: http://www.youtube.com/embed/6-3X5hIFXYU
 Source2: http://www.snopes.com/politics/religion/demographics.asp

 Click 'HERE' to see this video on Muslim population
 growth around the world.

 Snopes.com at Source2 has declared that the video is
 "Mostly False" because of such things as the following:
It's true that in recent years population growth
in EU countries has been primarily driven by
immigration, which, for example, accounted for
almost 85% of the population growth in EU countries
in 2005.  However, that statistic includes all
immigrants to EU countries, not just Muslims.
 To me the it shows "Toto, I've a feeling we're not
 in Kansas any more.."
 

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Subj:     Underground City of Derinkuyu, Turkey - PPS (S658b)
          From: lubin100 on 8/5/2009
Photo from Google.com
 There are so many underground cities at Cappadocia
 area of Turkey.  No one can know how many underground
 citys there are. The biggest and deepest is Derinkuyu
 Underground City.  There are eight floors and extend
 at a depth of approximately 85 m.  Click 'HERE' to
 see a PowerPoint Show about this amazing underground
 city.
 

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Subj:     Finding Osama (S655)
          By David Gothard on 7/25/2009
 Source: (Removed from illoz.com)
Photo from CrooksAndLiars.com
 Click 'HERE' to see this interesting, well done drawing.
 

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Subj:     Successful New Business (S711b)
          From: sfo_pilot on 8/31/2010
 A friend of mine just started his own business, making
 landmines that look like Muslim prayer mats.

 It's doing well.  Prophets are going through the roof.
 

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Subj:     What Does A Muslim Pussy Look Like (S652b) 
          From: tom on 7/6/2009
Drawing from The Brothers Slack
 Click 'HERE' to see this unique picture.
 

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Subj:     Auth Political Cartoon (S646b)
          By Tony Auth on 6/19/2009
 Source: http://www.gocomics.com/tonyauth/2009/06/19
 Click 'HERE' to see this political cartoon about the
 benefits of twittering.
 

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Subj:     Chip Bok Political Cartoon (S646b)
          By Chip Bok on 6/17/2009
..........At: http://townhall.com/political-
......................cartoons/chipbok/2009/06/17/4864
 Click 'HERE' to see this cute political cartoon about
 Iranian elections.
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