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Subj:.....Six Phases Of Working (S649)
          From: gattica30 on 6/16/2009
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Phase 1
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You are listening to jazz --

Your first day at work is great.. 
Your co-workers are wonderful,
your office is cute, you love
your boss, and your President
is the best!
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Phase 2
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You are listening to pop music --

After a while you are so busy
that you are not sure if you're
coming or going anymore.

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Phase 3
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You are listening to heavy metal --

This is what happens after about
SIX Months! 
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Phase 4
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You are listening to hip hop --

You become bloated due to stress, 
you're gaining weight due to lack
of exercise because you are so 
tired and have so much work to do
and when you get home you have
more work to do.  You feel sluggish
and suffer from constipation. 
Your fellow co-workers are too
cheerful for your liking and the
walls of your cubicle are closing in.

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Phase 5
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You are listening to GANGSTA RAP --

After more time passes, your eyes
start to twitch, you forget what a
'good hair day' feels like as you 
just fall out of bed and load up
on caffeine.

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Phase 6
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You are listening to the voices
in your head --

You wonder WHY you are even here
in the first place and WHY did I
come to work today! 

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