>>> Subj:     Butler-Maid Jokes (Gz)                  (Includes 4 jokes and articles)

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Also see LAWYER1 file - 'Lawyer And His Adulterous Wife'
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Subj.     Maid Argues With The Lady Of The House (S589)
          From: darrellvip on 4/30/2008

 Mrs. Abercrombie was unhappy with the way Elena, the maid,
 cleaned.  Finding a layer of dust on the dining room table,
 she started to reprimand her.  Quite upset, Elena said,
 "I'm a better cook than you and I clean house better than you."

 Mrs A.   "Who told you that?"

 Elena:  "Mr. Abercrombie.  Also, I'm better in bed than you too."

 Mrs. Abercrombie sneered and said, "I suppose my husband
 told you that too."

 Elena: "No, the gardener told me!"

 Elena got a raise.

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Subj:     Butler's Night Off (S14, S494c)
          From: V-lewis on 97-05-03
          (Also see 'Mother Explains The Facts' in KIDS1 file
           and see 'The Widow Farmer ? The Gay Ranch Hand' in FARMER2)

 This rich couple was going out for the evening when the
 woman of the house decided to give the butler, Jeeves,
 the rest of the night off.  She told Jeeves that she and
 her husband would be home very late and he should just
 enjoy his night off.

 As it turned out, the wife wasn't having a good time at
 the party and she came home early.  As she walks into the
 house she sees Jeeves sitting by himself in the dining room.
 She calls for him to follow her.  She leads him into the
 master bedroom, where she closes and locks the door.  She
 looks at him and smiles.

 "Jeeves, take off my dress."  He does this very carefully.

 "Jeeves, take off my stockings and garter."  He silently
 obeys her.

 "Jeeves, remove my bra and panties."   As he does this the
 tension in the room continues to mount.  She finally looks
 at him and says, "Jeeves, if I ever catch you wearing my
 clothes again, you're fired!"

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Subj:     Short Butler Jokes

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Subj:     The New Maid (S594b)
          From: LABLaughsClean on 5/27/2008
Source: http://www.buffalosjokes.com/11133.htm
          (Also see 'Lawyer And His Adulterous Wife' in Lawyer1)
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 Q: What do you call a butler with no teeth?
 A: An in-dentured servant.

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