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Subj:     Farmer Supp Jokes
                 (Includes 5 jokes and articles, 24 1046n,4,cf,vXT5b,2)

Farmer and his Wife from
LordsHouseFarm.co.uk
Includes the following:  Reynolds Cartoons (DU)
.........................Fat - Farm Animals - Video (S844)
.........................Coyote Control In Wyoming (S1051)
.........................Bud Light And The Farmer's Daughter - Video (S630)
.........................Bruno Barn Move - Video (S793)
.........................Farmer And His Wife Discuss Orgasms (S616)
                         Short Farmer Jokes
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Subj:     Reynolds Cartoons (DU)
          Created by Dan Reynolds
 Source: https://misfit120.files.wordpress.com/2013/10/farm3.jpeg
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 (See 'A Pastor, A Priest and a Rabbi...,' in Bar1,
  and 'Priest, Rabbi, and A Duck Walk Into A Bar' in Bar1,
  and 'Non Sequitur Cartoon' in Bar2,
  and 'Funny Bar Jokes As Videos - Familiar Faces' in Bar-Supp,
  and 'Rabbi, Priest, And Preacher Go Into A Bar' in Bar-Supp,
  and 'Non Sequitur Cartoon' in Jewish-Rabbi)
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Subj:     Fat - Farm Animals (S844d)
          Made by Fat-LeFilm.com
 Source: https://www.youtube.com/embed/GgpqQ9K4fHI

 Life is good down on the farm until things start getting fat.
 Click 'HERE' to see this funny animation about a funny farm.

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Subj:     Coyote Control In Wyoming (S1051)
          From: darrelldre on 2/22/2017
 Source: http://boards.fool.com/the-sierra-club-and-
.........wyoming-ranchers-29025956.aspx?sort=whole

 The Sierra Club and the U. S. Forest Service were presenting
 an alternative to the Wyoming ranchers for controlling the
 coyote population. It seems that after years of the ranchers
 using the tried and true method of shooting or trapping the
 predators, the Sierra Club had a "more humane" solution to
 this issue.  What they were proposing was for the animals to
 be captured alive.  The males would then be castrated and
 let loose again.  

 This was ACTUALLY proposed by the Sierra Club and by the
 U. S. Forest Service.

 All of the ranchers thought about this amazing idea for a
 couple of minutes. Finally an old fellow wearing a big cowboy
 hat in the back of the conference room stood up, tipped his
 hat back and said,  "Son, I don't think you understand our
 problem here. These coyotes ain't fuckin' our sheep; they're
 eatin' 'em!"
 
 The meeting never really got back to order.

 This was just a joke and NOT a real incident as verified at
 http://www.hoax-slayer.com/peter-garrett-dingo-problem-joke.shtml

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Subj:     Bud Light And The Farmer's Daughter (S630 in Beer-Supp)
          From: darrellvip on 1/27/2009
 Source: https://www.youtube.com/embed/DvkVxSyL110

  Click 'HERE' to see this cute commercial.

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Subj:     Bruno Barn Move (S793d)
          From: virv on 3/18/2012
 Source1: https://www.youtube.com/embed/o83W0gj_CRE
 Source2: https://www.youtube.com/embed/DS6uVnH9rQs

 In 1981, Herman Ostry and his wife, Donna, bought a farm
 a half mile outside of Bruno, Nebraska, a small community
 sixty miles west of Omaha.  The property had a creek and
 came with a barn built in the 1920s.  The barn floor was
 always wet and muddy.  When the creek flooded in 1988,
 the barn ended up with 29 inches of water covering the
 floor.  That was the last straw.  Ostry needed to move it
 to higher ground.

 He contacted a building moving company and was discouraged
 by the bid.  One night around the table, Ostry commented
 that if they had enough people they could pick the barn
up and move it to higher
ground.  Everyone laughed.
A few days later, Ostry's
son Mike showed his father
some calculations.  He had
counted the individual
boards and timbers in the
barn and estimated that the
barn weighed approximately
16,640 pounds.  He also 
 estimated that a steel grid needed to move the barn would
 add another 3,150 pounds, bringing the total weight to just
 under 10 tons.  He figured it would take around 350 people
 with each person lifting 56 lbs. to move the barn.

 The town of Bruno, Nebraska was planning its centennial
 celebration in late July of 1988.  Herman and Mike presented
 their barn moving idea to the committee.  The committee
 decided to make it part of their celebration.

 So, on July 30, 1988, shortly before 11 a.m., a quick test
 lift was successfully made.  Then, as local television
 cameras and 4,000 people from eleven states watched, 344
 people moved the barn 115 feet south and 6 feet higher up a
 gentle slope and  set it on its new foundation.

 Click 'HERE' to see this video of the barn's move.

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Subj:     Farmer And His Wife Discuss Orgasms (S616)
          From: LABLaughsAdult on 10/31/2008

 A farmer in Arkansas and his wife were lying in bed one
 evening, she was knitting, and he was reading the latest
 issue of Animal Husbandry.  He looks up from the page and
 said to her, "Did you know that humans are the only
 species in which the female achieves orgasm?"

 She looks at him wistfully, smiles, and replies, "Oh yeah?
 Prove it."

 He frowns for a moment, and then replied, "O.K."  He then
 gets up and walks out, leaving his wife with a confused
 look on her face.

 About half an hour later he returns all tired and sweaty
 and says, "Well, I'm sure the cow and sheep didn't, but
 the way that pig squealed, it's hard to tell."


Subj:     Short Farmer Jokes
 
 
 

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