>>> Subj:     Pilot-Supp Jokes (Gz)                  (Includes 5 jokes and articles)

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Subj:     An SR-71 Driver Speaks (S567 in Plane-Supp)           From: rfslick on 12/4/2007 Photo from LoneStarAeroClub

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Subj:     SR-71 Blackbird Pilot Brian Shul (S616b)           From: gattica30 on 10/29/2008(in Plane-Sup) Photo from SR71.net...

 Source: http://www.greatdanepromilitary.com/SR-71/index.htm

 This movie is the true story of when Brian Shul piloted
 the SR-71 over Libya and surface-to-air missiles capable
 of Mach 5 speed were launched at his SR-71 plane.  It is
 the same story as told above, but done in a movie.
 Click 'HERE' to see the movie.

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Subj:     Pilot Has A Runway Problem (S564c)
          From: LABLaughsAdult on  11/11/2007

 Back in the 60's we used to fly 747's.  Well one of the
 airlines came up with a fuel savings procedure that shuts
 down various systems and engines during taxi into the gate.
 Just so happened it was a Chief Pilot that was the first
 to try out this new procedure.  His name was John Chenault
 and he was the Chief at LAX.

 As John was approaching the ramp and turning into the gate
 after a long flight, the flight engineer was running the
 "new" taxi checklist and shutting down engines and switches.
 Shut down #3 and #4.  Hydraulic system two "b" pump ---off.
 Pneumatic system---set...etc etc..   Then as he finishes
 shutting down these systems, the Flight Engineer says...
 "What f ... ing knucklehead thought this up"!

 Just about that time Captain Chenault applied the brakes to
 stop the 747.  No brakes.  Caught on voice recorder: "we
 haven't got any brakes...s ..t!"

 The 747 entered Terminal Two at LAX through the glass
 and penetrated about 25 feet.

 At the FAA hearing all were sitting around the table
 listening to the voice recorder (CVR).  At about the time
 the recording aired the FE saying : "who the  f..k thought
 this one up?"  All eyes trained on the person sitting there
 who DID think it up....laughter broke out.

 FAA does not like laughter.  In an effort to bring some
 decorum back to the hearing an FAA inspector said "Captain
 Chenault...um...at what point did you realize you had a
 problem?"

 His (no s .. t answer) was ...."I think it was when I
 passed the cigarette machine in the terminal".

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Subj:     Short Pilot Jokes

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Subj:     Rocket Man! (S575c)           From: rfslick           on 1/18/2008

 What an amazing thing!  This Human Flying Jet Machine is
 my hero.  Click 'HERE' to view these twenty-four pictures.
 

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Subj:     Close Enough????? (S573b)           From: rfslick           on 1/10/2008

 Pilot flies Up to back door of a C-130 for Photo Op.
 Click 'HERE' to see how close he was willing to fly
 his jet in this five photo sequence.
 

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Subj:     C-5 All Female Flight Crew (S568c)           From: tom on 12/10/2007           (Also see 'All Female Flight Crew' in Plane2)

 Click 'HERE' to read about this all female flight crew,
 and see their picture.
 

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Subj:     The Lawn Chair Man (S565c)           From: LABLaughsClean           on 11/15/2007

 Source: http://www.lablaughs.com/clean_toon.php?id=C20071108
 A man in LA bought 45 weather balloons, attached them to
 lawn chair, and went for a ride.  You can read the article
 at the source above, or on my web site by clicking 'HERE'.

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Smiley w/Big Eyes from darrell94590 on 8/3/2006

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