Subj: Waiter/Waitress Supp Jokes
(Includes 9 jokes and articles, 30 1090n,6,cL3f,wXT4a6a,3)
Waitress Betty Boop from
Subj: Shoe Comic Strip (S878)
By Chris Cassatt and Gary Brookins on 11/1/2013
Subj: Elevator Malfunction (S924)
After a long day on the golf
course, I stopped in at
'Hooter's' to see some friends and have some hot Wings
and drinks. After being there for a while, one of my
friends asked me which waitress I would like to be stuck
in an elevator with.
I told them "The one who knows how to fix elevators."
I'm old, tired, and pee a lot.
Le Petit Chef (S1070d-on Site)
Made by Skullmapping
From: Bill Lee on 7/12/2017
Using a projector on the ceiling,
and the animation on the
table, there is a small chef who prepares a meal on your plate.
Subj: The Ultimate Racial Joke (S828)
From: gaylevallejo on 11/22/2012
An Englishman, a Scotsman, an
Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian,
a Turk, a German, an Indian, several Americans (including a
Hawaiian, a Puerto Rican and an Alaskan), an Argentinean, a
Dane, an Australian, a Slovak, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a
Moroccan, two Frenchmen, a New Zealander, a Slovenian, a
Spaniard, a Russian, a Guatemalan, a Colombian, a Pakistani,
a Malaysian, a Croatian, a Uzbek, a Cypriot, three Poles, a
Lithuanian, a Chinese, a Sri Lankan, a Lebanese, a Cayman
Islander, a Ugandan, a Vietnamese, a Korean, a Uruguayan, a
Czech, an Icelander, four Mexicen, a Finn, a Honduran, a
Panamanian, an Andorran, an Israeli, five Venezuelans, an
Iranian, a Fijian, a Peruvian, an Estonian, a Syrian, a
Brazilian, a Portuguese, a Liechtensteiner, a Mongolian, a
Hungarian, two Canadians, a Moldovan, a Haitian, a Norfolk
Islander, a Macedonian, four Bolivians, a Cook Islander, a
Tajikistani, a Samoan, an Armenian, an Aruban, an Albanian,
a Greenlander, a Micronesian, a Virgin Islander, a Georgian,
a Bahamian, a Belarusian, a Cuban, a Tongan, a Cambodian,
a Canadian, a Qatari, an Azerbaijani, a Romanian, a Chilean,
a Jamaican, a Filipino, a Ukrainian, a Dutchman, a Ecuadorian,
a Costa Rican, two Swedes, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a
Greek, a Belgian, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian,
two South Africans, an Iraqi, a Saudi, a Kuwaiti, a Barbadan,
a Trinidadian; a Kenyan, a Ghanian, a Nigerian, and a Senegalese
walk into a fine restaurant.
"I'm sorry," says the ma?tre
d' after scrutinizing the group,
"You can't come in here without a Thai."
Subj: Short Waiter/Waitress Jokes
Subj: A Little Boy's Order - Sign (S887d)
From: George Takei on 12/5/2013
Frank And Ernest Sunday Comic Strip (S811)
By Bob Thaves on 7/22/2012
to see this Sunday comic strip in which
Frank and Ernest eat at Frank's favorite restaurant.
Subj: Treasury Secretary Has Expired Visa Card (S379b)
From: igiggle on 5/5/2004
In 1979 Treasure Secretary Michael Blumenthal found himself
in an embarrassing situation in Beethoven's, an expensive
San Francisco restaurant. Blumenthal was confronted with a
sizable dinner bill, an expired Visa card, and a waiter who
wanted proof of signature to back up an out-of-town check.
Blumenthal solved his predicament in a way only he could:
He produced a dollar bill and pointed out his own signature,
W.M. Blumenthal, in the bottom right-hand corner. The
signatures matched, and Blumenthal's personal check was accepted.
Subj: Herman Cartoon (S880)
By Jim Unger on 11/14/2013
Non Sequitur Comic Strip (S782)
By Wiley Miller on 1/5/2012
to see this cute comic strip about
a topless restaurant.
............................Waitress from CrazyWebsite.com.