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 Q: What's the first thing a blonde does when she
    wakes up in the morning?
 A: She goes home.

 Q: How do blondes turn on the light after having sex?
 A: By opening the car door with their foot.

 Q: What is a blondes mating call?
 A: God I'm drunk!

 Q: What do blondes and computers have in common?
 A: You don't appreciate their true value till
    they go down on you?
5.
 Q: What do a peroxide blonde & 747 have in common?
 A: They both have a blackbox!

 Q: Why don't Blondes you Vibrators?
 A: Because it Chips their teeth.

 Q: What do cow-pats and blondes have in common?
 A: The older they get, the easier they are to pick up!

 Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?
 A: People have seen UFOs.

 Q: How does a blonde know when she's had a good night out?
 A: When she throws her undies against the wall they stick.
10.
 Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner?
 A:Reservations.

 Q: What did the blonde say when the gynecologist
    told her she had acute vaginitis?
 A: "Thanks Doc, you're not so bad looking yourself."

 Q: Why do blondes eat so much salad?
 A: They eat like rabbits, too.

 Q: What did the blonde's mother say to the blonde
    before going out?
 A: If you're not in bed by 10, come home.

 Q: Why can't blondes fart?
 A: They don't shut up long enough to build up the pressure.
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 Q: Why did the blonde with a big pussy douche with crest?
 A: She heard that it reduces cavities.

 Q: How many blondes does it take to make
    chocolate chip cookies?
 A: 13. 1 to make the batter, and 12 to peel the m&m's.

 Q: What do you give the blonde who has everything?
 A: Penicillin.

 Q: What do you call a blonde who can suck a golf
    ball through fifty feet of garden hose?
 A: "Darling!"

 Q: Why's having beauty more important than having brains
    for a blonde?
 A: Plenty of men are stupid, but not many are blind.
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 Q: How do you change a blonde's mind?
 A: Buy her another beer.

 Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant and a blonde?
 A: A three-quarter-ton pick-up!

 Q: What is six inches long, has a bald head on it,
    and drives all blondes wild?
 A: A hundred-dollar bill.

 Q: What do you call 3 nuns and a blonde standing
    on the corner?
 A: 3 tight ends and a wide receiver.

 Q: What do you call a brunette between 2 blondes?
 A: An interpreter.
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 Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a bitch?
 A: A blonde will fuck anyone, a bitch will fuck
    anyone but you.

 Q: How can you tell if a blonde works in an office?
 A: A bed in the stockroom and huge smiles
    on the bosses' faces.

 Q: How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?
 A: Tell her to wave.

 Q: What kind of batteries do blondes use in their toys?
 A: Ever-ready.

 Q: What do you call it when a blonde gets taken over
    by a demon?
 A: A vacant possession.
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 Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote?
 A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and
    was still stuck.

 Q: What's the difference between a lesbian finger-fucking
    a blonde and a Schwinn on the side of the road?
 A: One's a bike in a ditch, and the other's . . .

 Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?
 A: Tell her she's pregnant.

 Q: What will she ask you?
 A: "Is it mine?"

 Q: Did you hear about the blonde who gave her cat a bath?
 A: She's still has not gotten all the hair off her tongue.
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 Q: What do you call a blonde who uses to much
    contraceptive cream?
 A: A spermicical maniac.

 Q: How does a blonde hold her liquor?
 A: By the ears.

 Q: Did you hear about the new deodorant spray for blondes?
 A: It is called SSY!   That's pussy with out the P U!

 Q: What does a blonde says after 6 years of college?
 A: "Welcome to McDonalds.  May I take your order please?"

 Q: Heard about the blonde who was fired from
    the orange juice factory?
 A: She couldn't learn to concentrate.
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 Q: What did the blonde's right knee say to her left knee?
 A: Nothing.  They never met!

 Q: How does a blonde sink a submarine?
 A: She opens the hatch and sucks out the seaman.

 Q: How did the blonde burn her ear?
 A: She answered the telephone while she was ironing!

 Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a lawyer?
 A: You have to pay the lawyer to get screwed.

 Q: What's the difference between a corn farmer with
    epilepsy and a blond with diarrhea?
 A: One shucks between fits.
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 Q: What goes VROOM! SCREECH! VROOM! SCREECH! VROOM!
 A: A blonde at a flashing red light.

 Q: Did you hear about the blonde car pool?
 A: They all meet at work.

 Q: Why don't blondes play frisbee?
 A: It hurts their teeth when they catch it.

 Q: Why did the blonde sit on the bed w/her legs spread
    while reading a book?
 A: Because it was easier to wet her fingers to turn
    the pages with.

 Q: Why do brunettes and redheads make up blonde jokes?
 A: They've got nothing else to do on the weekends.

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 Q: Did you hear about the blonde who had an affair
    with her dentist?
 A: She had two pulled & one filled; and she didn't
    have to pay him anything!

 Q: Did you hear about the blonde that lost her virginity?
 A: She still had the box it came in.

 Q: How can one tell when a blonde is a good cook?
 A: When she serves the poptart it's in one piece!

 Q: What do you see when you look deep into a blondes eyes?
 A: Black roots.

 Q: What did the blonde say after having multiple orgasms?
 A: "Way to go team!"
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 Q: Why do blonds like tilt steering?
 A: More head room.

 Q: What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket?
 A: Rebel without a clue.

 Q: Why aren't there many blonde gymnasts?
 A: Because when they do the splits, they stick to the floors?

 Q: What do you get when you turn 3 blondes upside-down?
 A: Two brunettes.

 Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a shopping cart.
 A: A shopping cart has a mind of it's own.
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 Q: Why are blondes like pianos?
 A: When they aren't upright, they're grand.

 Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
 A: Run like Hell....she's got a hand grenade in her mouth.

 Q: What did the blonde say who stepped up to the parking meter
    that still had 120 minutes of free parking left on it?
 A: "My God! I've gained 15 pounds!"

 Q: Why was the blonde training to be a cop?
 A: She wanted to work under the cover with the guys.

 Q: What did the blonde murderer say when offered a cigarette
    before being execution?
 A: "No thanks, I'm trying to quit."
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 Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?
 A: 144 blondes.

 Q: What do blondes do for foreplay?
 A: Remove their underwear.

 Q: What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common?
 A: They've both swallowed a lot of semen.

 Q: Did you hear about the blond who bought
    his wife a washer and dryer for Christmas?
 A: He got her a douche bag and towel.

 Q: Why don't blondes eat fleas?
 A: Because they can't get their little legs apart.
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 Q: What is the difference between a computer and a blonde?
 A: You only need to punch information into a computer once.

 Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
 A: Gifted.

 Q: Why do you take a blonde shopping with you?
 A: So you can park in the handicapped spaces.

 Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a macho women?
 A: She'll roll her own tampons.

 Q: What do blondes do in case of fallout?
 A: They reach down, shove it back in and take shorter strokes.
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 Q: Hear about the blonde who tried playing water polo?
 A: She drowned her horse!

 Q: How do you keep a blonde in suspense?
 A: (say nothing)

 Q: How can you tell if a blonde is the head nurse?
 A: She'll have dirty knees.

 Q: What's the difference between a blonde track team &
    a tribe of pygmies?
 A: One's a bunch a cunning runts, the other is a
    bunch of running cunts.

 Q: What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?
 A: It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board.
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 Q: Why do men prefer blondes?
 A: Men always like intellectual company.

 Q: What is the difference between a rooster and a blonde?
 A: The rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-do." The blonde says,
    "Any-cock'll-do!"

 Q: What do blondes use for earrings?
 A: Pest strips.

 Q: What does a blonde have when there are
    two green balls in her hand?
 A: Kermit's undivided attention, or the Hulk's
    undivided attention.

 Q: How can you find out if a blonde is ticklish?
 A: Give her two test-tickles.
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 Q: Why do blondes like to do it doggie style?
 A: So they can keep watching the Home Shopping Network on TV.

 Q: What do you call a blonde anorexic with a yeast infection?
 A: A quarter-pounder with cheese!

 Q: What's the difference between a young blonde and an old blonde?
 A: A young blonde uses Vaseline, an old blonde uses Poly-Grip.

 Q: Did you hear about the blonde with a degree in psychology?
 A: She'll blow your mind too!

 Q: Know why blonde jokes are so short?
 A: So both blondes and men can remember them.
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 Q: Why don't blondes drink beer while laying on the beach?
 A: They're afraid to get sand in their Busch, or
    They're afraid they'll get sand in their Schlitz!

 Q: What did the blonde do when her doctor told her she had
    sugar in her urine?
 A: She peed on her corn flakes.

 Q: What did the blind blonde say to her new boyfriend as she
    was making love to him?
 A: "Funny, you don't feel Jewish."

 Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a prostitute?
 A: Prostitutes don't drive Porsches.

 Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a Porsche?
 A: You don't lend the Porsche out to your friend.
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 Q: What did the blonde do to prevent her from being raped?
 A: She beat off her attacker.

 Q: What do you call an ugly, tiny-titted, fat thighed,
    blonde lesbian?
 A: Hillary.

 Q: What did the blonde say when asked the
    difference between apathy and ignorance?
 A: "I don't fucking know and I don't fucking care."

 Q: What did the blonde say when she was asked to spell Mississippi?
 A: "Which one?   The river or the state?"

 Q: What happened to the blonde who accidentally drank
    a quart of varnish thinking it was liquor?
 A: She died of course.  But she did have a beautiful finish.

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 Q: Why does a blonde have one more brain cell than a horse?
 A: So she doesn't shit in the street when she goes to parades!

 Q: Why did the old blonde have her tubes tied?
 A: So she would not have any more grandchildren.

 Q: How does a blonde practice safe sex?
 A: She makes sure the car door is locked, or
    She uses a padded headboard, or
    She uses a padded steering wheel, or
    She uses a padded dashboard.

 Q: What do blondes and screen doors have in common?
 A: The harder you bang them, the looser they get.

 Q: How do you paralyze a blonde from the neck down?
 A: Marry her!
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 Q: Why was the blonde ecstatic after finishing
    the jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
 A: Because on the box it said '3 to 6 years' on it.

 Q: How do you know if a blonde student is having her period?
 A: She can't find her pencil and her Tampon is behind her ear!

 Q: What do blondes and fire engines have in common?
 A: Both make a lot of noise to let you know when they're coming!

 Q: Why do blondes wear big hoop earrings?
 A: So they'll have a place to rest their ankles.

 Q: What did the blonde get on her IQ test?
 A: Nail Polish and Drool!
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 Q: What happened when the blonde's husband called
    and said he had bought a condominium?
 A: She told him, "Good, now I can throw away my diaphragm."

 Q: How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?
 A: Her crayons are still sticky.

 Q: What did they name the offspring of a blonde and
    a Puerto Rican?
 A: Retardo.

 Q: Why do blondes wear black underwear?
 A: In remembrance of all the stiffs buried there.

 Q: Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?
 A: She heard that the drinks were on the house.
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 Q: What did the really dumb blond say when someone
    blew in her bra?
 A: Thanks for the refill.

 Q: What did the blonde say when she knocked over the
    priceless Ming vase?
 A: "It's OK Daddy, I'm not hurt."

 Q: How does a blonde commit suicide?
 A: She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off.

 Q: How does a blonde part their hair?
 A: By doing the splits.

 Q: How do you get a blondes eyes to twinkle?
 A: Shine a torch in her ears.
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 Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm?
 A: She drops her nail-file!

 Q: What's the difference between a chorus line
    of blondes and a magician?
 A: A magician has a cunning array of stunts.

 Q: What is every blonde's ambition in life?
 A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

 Q: What are the worst six years in a blonde's life?
 A: Third Grade.

 Q: What does a blond say during a porno?
 A: There I am!!
125.
 Q: What's the difference between having sex with a blonde
    and eating Jell-O?
 A: Jell-O wiggles when you eat it.

 Q: What two things in the air can get a blonde pregnant?
 A: Her feet!

 Q: How can you tell when a blonde is wearing pantyhose?
 A: When she farts, her knees bag.

 Q: How can you tell when a blonde is horny?
 A: Stick your hand down her panties.
    If it feels like a horse eating oats, she's horny.

 Q: What's the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist?
 A:   Marriage.
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 Q: How is a blonde like a frying pan?
 A: You have to get them hot before you put in the meat.

 Q: How does a blonde interpret 6.9?
 A: A 69 interrupted by a period.

 Q: How do you make a blond laugh on Monday mornings ?
 A: Tell them a joke on Friday night !

 Q: How do you describe the perfect blonde?
 A: 3 feet tall, no teeth, and a flat head to rest your beer on.

 Q: What do you call a blonde with a runny nose?
 A: Full.
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 Q: What happens when a blonde puts her panties on backwards?
 A: She gets her ass chewed out.

 Q: Hear about the blonde that said she would do anything
    for a fur coat?
 A: Well, now she can't button it.

 Q: Did you hear about the new slogan for
    Miss Clairol's Hair Dye?
 A: Buy a double batch and get a snatch to match.

 Q: Did you hear about the blonde that robbed a bank?
 A: She tied up the safe and blew the guard.

 Q: Did you hear about the blonde who had an apendix operation?
 A: Well, now she is making money on the side.
140.
 Q: Why did the blonde give up bowling for screwing?
 A: The balls are lighter, and you don't have to change shoes.

 Q: How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?
 A: One.

 Q: Why don't blondes talk when having sex?
 A1: Their mothers told them not to talk to strangers.
 A2: Their mothers told them not with their mouths full.

 Q: How is a blonde like a postage stamp?
 A: You lick'm, stick'em, and send'em on their way.

 Q: How do you describe 3 prostitutes and a blonde?
 A: Ho, Ho, Ho, and to all a good night.
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 Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been in your refrigerator?
 A: By the lipstick on your cucumbers.

 Q: What's the difference between a blonde and the Panama Canal?
 A: The Panama Canal is a busy ditch.

 Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a trampoline?
 A: You take off your shoes before using a trampoline.

From: LABLaughs.com on 4/17/2003 (S326b)
 Q: What's the difference between a prostitute, a
    nymphomaniac, and a blonde?
 A: The prostitute says "Aren't you done yet?"
    The nympho says "Are you done already?"
    The blonde says "Beige...I think I'll paint the
    ceiling beige."

 Q: What's the difference between Indiana and a blonde?
 A: A blonde has larger hills and deeper valleys.

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Subj:     Blonde License Plate
          From: LABLaughs.com on 9/8/2005
 Source: http://www.lablaughs.com/clean_toon.php?id=C19990614
 

 Q: What's the difference between a blonde with PMS
    and a terrorist?
 A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.

 Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
 A: You can only get three fingers in a bowling ball.

 Q: What's the difference between a pit bull and a blonde
    with PMS?
 A: Lipstick.

 Q: Why do blondes have legs?
 A: So they don't leave trails, like little snails.

 Q: What do a blonde and a good beer have in common?
 A: They both go down easy.
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 Q: Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs?
 A: More leg room.

 Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?
 A: They make good ankle warmers.

 Q: Why is a blonde like a turtle?
 A: They both get fucked up when they're on their back.

 Q: What is the worst thing about sex with a blond?
 A: Bucket seats.

 Q: What's a blonde's favourite wine?
 A: "Daaaady, I want to go to Miaaami!"
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 Q: What do blondes do after they comb their hair?
 A: They pull up their pants.

 Q: What do you call a skeleton in the closet with blonde hair?
 A: Last years hide and go seek winner.

 Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes?
 A: A whine cellar.

 Q: What do you call a room full of women, half with PMS,
    half with yeast infections?
 A: A whine and cheese party!

 Q: What do you call a smart blond?
 A: A golden retriever.
165.
 Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?
 A: Artificial intelligence.

 Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her
    more attractive?
 A: Her ankles.

 Q: What do you say to a Blonde that won't give in?
 A: "Have another beer."

 Q: What do Blondes say after sex?
 A: Are you boys all in the same band?

 Q: What do peroxide blonds and black men have in common?
 A: They both have black roots.
170.
 Q: What's the difference between a blond and the Panama Canal?
 A: One is a busy ditch.

 Q: Why don't blondes double recipes?
 A: The oven doesn't go to 700 degrees.

 Q: Why did the blonde call the welfare office?
 A: She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!

 Q: What do a blonde and an instant lottery ticket
    have in common?
 A: All you have to do is scratch the box to win.

 Q: Why do they refer to blondes as "Amazon Women?"
 A: Because they are wide at the mouth.
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 Q: What is the most common disease that blonds have?
 A: CRS - aka - Can't Remember Shit.

 Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper?
 A: She was lip reading.

 Q: What two words keep blondes out of jail when
    they get arrested?
 A: "Spread them."

 Q: Why do blondes fear the middle age crisis?
 A: Middle aged is when the broad mind and the narrow
    waist exchange places.

 Q: Why did the blonde stare at the frozen orange juice
    for two hours?
 A: Because it said concentrate.
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 Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
 A: To see what was on the other side.

 Q: Why did they stop doing the "WAVE" at BYU?
 A: Too many blondes were drowning.

 Q: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane?
 A: She'd just blow dried her hair and
    she didn't want it blown around too much.

 Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?
 A: Because it kept falling out.

 Q: What is blond, brunette, blond, brunette, ....?
 A: A blond doing cartwheels.
185.
 Q: What is the connection between a blonde and
    a halogen headlamp?
 A: They both get screwed on the front of a Ford Escort.

 Q: How do you know when a blond's been in your frige?
 A: Lipstick on the cucumbers!

 Q: What do a blonde and an instant lottery ticket have
    in common?
 A: All you have to do is scratch the box to win.

 Q: What did the Blonde get on her A.C.T.?
 A: Nail polish!

 Q: What did the blonde say when asked if
    she'd ever been picked  up by 'the fuzz'?
 A: 'No. But I've been swung around by the tits.'

 Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License?
 A: Because she got an F in sex.
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 Q: What did the blonde customer say to the buxom waitress
    (reading her nametag) ?
 A: "'Debbie'...that's cute. What did you name the other one ?"

 Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard?
 A: Grade 4.

 Q: What is the definition of "fuck off"?
 A: The final round of an all blonde beauty contest.

 Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?
 A: A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out of it.

 Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist?
 A: "Why, I just _love_ nuclear fission!  What do you
    use for bait?"
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 Q: What is the definition of the perfect woman?
 A: A deaf and dumb blonde nymphomaniac whose father owns a pub.

 Q: How would a blond punctuate the following?:
    "Fun fun fun worry worry worry"
 A: Fun period fun period fun NO PERIOD worry worry worry!

 Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked
    if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
 A: "Six, please.  I could never eat twelve pieces."

 Q: What's a blonde's idea of safe sex?
 A: Locking the car door.

 Q: Did you hear about the blonde who tried to blow up
    her husband's car?
 A: She burned her lips on the tailpipe.

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 Q: Did you hear about the blonde mom who kept
    an icepack on her chest?
 A: She wanted to keep the milk fresh?

 Q: What did the South African blonde give her boyfriend?
 A: Apart-head.

 Q: What did the blonde write to her boyfriend after
    she stole his tractor.
 A: A "John Deere" letter.

 Q: Why are there lip stick stains on the
    steering wheel after a blonde drives a car?
 A: Because blondes blow the horn too!

 Q: What do blondes do on Halloween?
 A: They Pump-Kin!
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 Q: What do blondes do on Halloween?
 A: They Pump-Kin!

 Q: What is the most popular form of birth control for blondes?
 A: "I have a headache."

 Q: Why did God create blondes?
 A: Because sheep can't bring beer from the fridge.

 Q: How does a blond kill a fish?
 A: She drowns it.

 Q: How does a blonde like her eggs?
 A: Unfertilized.
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 Q: What is the best blonde secretary in the world to have?
 A: One that never misses a period.

 Q: What does a blond say during a porno?
 A: There I am!!

 Q: How many blondes does it take to screw the entire
    Bengals team?
 A: Just One... Boomer Esiason.

 Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?
 A: Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, "Daaady!"

 Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?
 A: Blondes screw in back seats, not in lightbulbs, silly.
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 Q: How does a spoiled rich blonde change a lightbulb?
 A: She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment."

 Q. Why do blondes use tampons with extra long strings?
 A: So the crabs can go bungee jumping.

 Q. Why did the blonde stop using the "pill"?
 A: Because it kept falling out.

 Q. Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper?
 A: So she could lip read.

 Q. What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?
 A: "Nice tits"!
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 Q. How do you get a blonde pregnant?
 A: Cum in her shoes and let the flies do the rest.

 Q. Why did Bush want to send blondes with PMS over to Iraq?
 A: They're mad enough to kill and they can retain water.

 Q: What do you call a blonde without an asshole?
 A: Divorced.

 Q: What do blondes find hard about eating vegetables?
 A: Getting them back in their wheelchairs.

 Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush?
 A: You don't let your best friend borrow your toothbrush.
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 Q: Why don't blondes in San Francisco wear short
    black mini skirts?
 A: Cause their balls show!

 Q: Did you hear about the blond with a Masters degree
    in Psychology?
 A: She'll blow your mind, too.

 Q: What's the difference between your blonde wife and your job?
 A: Your job still sucks after 6 months.

 Q: Why has the Virgin Mary always been portrayed as a brunette?
 A: Because, she wouldn't have been a virgin if she was blonde.

 Q: How are a blonde and a bowling ball alike?
 A: You can pick them up, stick your fingers in them, and
    throw them in the gutter and they always come back for more.
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 Q: Did you hear about the new blonde doll?
 A: You put a ring on her finger and her hips expand.

From: humorlist-digest V2 #49 on 98-02-20
 Q: What did the Blonde say when she opened the box of Cheerios?
 A: Oh look, daddy ... doughnut seeds.

 Q: Why do Blondes always smile during lightning storms?
 A: They think their picture is being taken.

 Q: Why can't Blondes dial 911?
 A: They cannot find the eleven on the phone!

 Q: Why were blondes created..
 A: Because sheep can't bring beer from the fridge...
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From: cohen#il on 98-03-30
 Q: Why do blondes put ice in their nose before they go to work?
 A: So their lunch won't spoil.

From: Bawdy.Net Collage #247 on 98-05-16
 Q: Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde,
    brunette or redhead?
 A: The blonde - she is eighteen.

From: FrankRoesc on 99-01-17 (S103)
 Q: What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front
    of the YMCA?
 A: "Look! They spelled MACY'S wrong!"

From: Bawdy.Net Collage #309 on 6/24/99 (S126b)
 Q: Did you hear about the new paint called "Blonde" paint?
 A: It's not very bright, but it spreads easy.

 Q: What do you call a smart blonde?
 A: A labrador.
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From: LABLaughsAdult on 11/11/2004 (S408b)
 Q: How does a blonde turn on the air conditioner after sex?
 A: She turns the ignition key.
 

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Q: What are some blonde's favorite wines?
A: "Daaaady, I want to go to Miaaami!"
   (Sigh)  "Why do I have to do all the work around here!"
   "I wanna mink coat!"
   "I wanna diamond ring!"
   "I wanna do the Health Care Policy Thingee Bill!"

Q: Why don't blondes talk when having sex?
A1: Their mothers told them not to talk to strangers.
A2: Their mothers told them not with there mouths full.

Q: What's brown and red and black and blue?
A: A brunette who's told one too many blonde jokes.

Q: Why do men like blonde jokes??
A: Because they can understand them.

Q: What does "Bones" McCoy say before he
   performs brain surgery on a blonde?
A: "Space.  The final fronter."

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