Subj: Redneck-Supp2 Jokes
..........(Includes 14 jokes, 07 1121,8,cf,wXT4a7a,8)
Nurse Goodbody On Hee Haw
From: Randy Benson
..........in 2017 (S1061d-On Site)
to see these skits
Jeff Dunham And 3 Rednecks (S1052d-On Site)
Posted by Country Daily on Facebook
From: Fred Carll on Facebook
In 2005, Jeff Dunham and Walter
were guest stars on the
Blue Collar TV show staring Jeff Foxworthy, Bill Engvall,
and Larry the Cable Guy. Click 'HERE' to see this cute skit.
Redneck Boating (S932d-iFrame)
By: White Trash Repairs
From: Kathryn Brosseau
Two rednecks decided to go boating
in a very creating way.
Click 'HERE' to see this very cute, boating stunt.
Subj: Cletus And Billy Bob (S733, S813)
From: tom in 2011
Cletus is passing by Billy Bob's
hay barn one day when,
through a gap in the door, he sees Billy Bob doing a slow
and sensual striptease in front of an old green John Deere.
Buttocks clenched, he performs
a slow pirouette, and gently
slides off first the right strap of his overalls, followed
by the left. He then hunches his shoulders forward and in
a classic striptease move, lets his overalls fall down to
his hips, revealing a torn and frayed plaid shirt. Then,
grabbing both sides of his shirt, he rips it apart to reveal
his stained T-shirt underneath. With a final flourish, he
tears the T-shirt from his body, and hurls his baseball cap
onto a pile of hay.
Having seen enough, Cletus rushes
in and says, "What the
heck are you doing, Billy Bob?"
"Jeez, Cletus, ya scared the
bejeezers out of me," says an
obviously embarrassed Billy Bob. "But me'n the Ol' Lady
been havin trouble lately in the bedroom d'partment, and
the therapist suggested I do 'something sexy to a tractor'."
[Don't make me come splain this
to you! --- Read the last
line again, slowly-- out loud.]
Subj: Redneck Biker (DU)
Jackass 3D Paintball Duck Hunting
..........in 2011 (S757d-iFrame)
In Theaters on October 15th,
2010, The JACKASS pranksters
are at it again in this third outing presented for the
first time in 3D -- an effect that will no doubt redefine
the use of the in-your-face technology. Click 'HERE' to
see this cute, bizarre, redneck stunt.
Subj: Ma And Pa Sitting On The Porch
From: humorlist-digest V2 #168 in 1998
Ma and Pa are sitting on the front porch swing rockin.
Pa says to Ma "Screw you Ma"
A minute goes by, and Ma says to Pa "Screw you Pa"
A minute goes by, and Pa says to Ma "Screw you Ma"
Another minute goes by, and Ma says to Pa "Screw you Pa"
Another minute goes by, and Pa says to Ma "Screw you Ma"
A minute later, Ma says to Pa "Screw you Pa"
A couple of minutes go by, and
Pa says to Ma "I don't know
about you Ma, but I just don't get too much out of this
Oral Sex stuff!"
Colt Ford -
.............No Trash In My Trailer
This is the Colt Ford - No Trash
In My Trailer - Official
Music Video. Click 'HERE' to see and hear this cute,
Subj: You'll Know Yours Is A Redneck Church If (S291, DU)
From: ICohen in 2002
People ask, when they learn that
Jesus fed the 5000, whether
the two fish were bass or catfish, and what bait was used to
When the pastor says, "I'd like
to ask Bubba to help take up
the offering," five guys and two women stand up.
Opening day of deer season is
recognized as an official
A member of the church requests
to be buried in his 4-wheel-
drive truck because "It ain't never been in a hole it could
not get out of."
The choir is known as the "OK Chorale."
Boone's Farm "Tickle Pink" is the favorite wine for communion.
In a congregation of 500 members,
there are only seven last
names in the church directory.
Baptism is referred to as "branding."
There is a special fund raiser for a new church septic tank.
Finding and returning lost sheep isn't just a parable.
High notes on the organ set the dogs on the floor to howling.
People think "rapture" is what
you get when you lift some-
thing too heavy.
The baptismal font is a #2 galvanized washtub.
The choir robes were donated
by (and embroidered with the
logo from) Billy Bob's Barbecue.
The collection plates are really hub caps from a '56 Chevy.
The finance committee refuses
to provide funds for the
purchase of a chandelier because none of the members
knows how to play one.
He Haw - Gloom Despair
.............Agony On Me
From: Sherrie Painter
in 2016 (S1022d-iFrame)
Click 'HERE' to see this great Hee Haw song about marriage, and money.
Subj: Redneck Engineering Exam (S131B, S601c)
From: RFSlick in 2003
1. Calculate the smallest limb
diameter on a persimmon
tree that will support a 10 lb. possum.
2. Which of the following cars
will rust out the quickest
when placed on blocks in your front yard?
A) 66 Ford Fairlane
B) 69 Chevrolet Chevelle
C) 64 Pontiac GTO
3. If your uncle builds a still
that operates at a
capacity of 20 gallons of shine per hour, how many car
radiators are necessary to condense the product?
4. A pulpwood cutter has a chain
saw that operates at
2700 rpm. The density of the pine trees in a plot to
be harvested is 470 per acre. The plot is 2.3 acres in
size. The average tree diameter is 14 inches. How many
Pabst Blue Ribbons will be consumed in cutting the
5. If every old refrigerator
in the state vented its
charge of R-12 simultaneously, what would be the
decrease in the ozone layer?
6. A front porch is constructed
of 2x8 pine on 24 inch
centers with a field rock foundation. The span is 8
feet and the porch length is 16 feet. The porch floor
is 1 inch rough sawn pine. When the porch collapses,
how many hound dogs will be killed?
7. A man owns a house and 3.7
acres of land in a hollow
with an average slope of 15%. The man has 5 children.
Can each of the children place a mobile home on the
8. A 2 ton pulpwood truck is
overloaded and proceeding
down a steep grade on a secondary road at 45 mph. The
brakes fail. Given the average traffic loading of
secondary roads, how many people will swerve to avoid
the truck before it crashes at the bottom of the
credit, how many of the vehicles that
swerved will have mufflers and uncracked windshields?
9. A coal mine operates as an
NFPA Class 1, Division 2
Hazardous Area. The mine employs 120 miners per shift.
A gas warning is issued at the beginning of 3rd shift.
How many cartons of unfiltered Camels will be smoked
during the shift?
10. At a reduction in gene pool
variability rate of 7.5%
per generation, how long will it take a town that has
been bypassed by the interstate to breed a country
He Haw - Gloom Despair
.............Agony On Me II
From: Fred Carll on Facebook
..........in 2017 (S1089d-On Site)
Click 'HERE' to see HEE HAW's song about tall girls.
Subj: Two Rednecks And The Roadblock (S112)
From: humorlist-digest V2 #86 in 1998
Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl,
were driving down the road
drinking a couple of bottles of Bud. The passenger, Bubba,
said "lookey thar up ahead, Earl, it's a po-leece road-
block!! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here
Don't worry, Bubba", Earl said.
"We'll just pull over and
finish drinkin' these beers, peel off the label and stick
it on our foreheads, and throw the bottles under the seat".
"What fer?", asked Bubba.
"Just let me do the talkin',
OK?", said Earl. Well, they
finished their beers, threw the empty bottles under the
seat, and each put a label on their forehead.
When they reached the roadblock,
the sheriff said, "You
boys been drinkin'?"
"No, sir", said Earl. "We're on the patch".
Ernest T Bass Courts Charlene
From: Neita Perez on Facebook
..........in 2018 (S1106)
to see Ernest T Bass court Charlene on the
Andy Griffith Show, Episode #94, "Mountain Wedding" in 1963.