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Subj:     Redneck-Supp2 Jokes
..........(Includes 14 jokes, 07 1121,8,cf,wXT4a7a,8)

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Includes the following:  Nurse Goodbody On Hee Haw - Video (S1061)
.........................Jeff Dunham And 3 Rednecks - Video (S1052)
.........................Redneck Boating - Video (S932)
.........................Cletus And Billy Bob (S733, S813)
.........................Redneck Biker - Drawing (DU)
.........................Jackass 3D Paintball Duck Hunting - Video (S757)
.........................Ma And Pa Sitting On The Porch
.........................Colt Ford - No Trash In My Trailer - Music Video (S947)
.........................You'll Know Yours Is A Redneck Church If (S291, DU)
.........................Hee Haw - Gloom Despair And Agony On Me (S1022)
.........................Redneck Engineering Exam (S131B)
.........................Hee Haw - Gloom Despair And Agony On Me II (S1089)
.........................Two Rednecks And The Roadblock (S112)
.........................Ernest T Bass Courts Charlene - Video (S1106)
.........................Short Redneck Jokes
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Subj:     Nurse Goodbody On Hee Haw
          From: Randy Benson
..........in 2017 (S1061d-On Site)

 Source: www.facebook.com/
.........heehawdiner/videos/
.........2252739674951739/
 
 
 

 Click 'HERE' to see these skits
 featured Gunilla Hutton as Doc
 Campbell's assistant, Nurse Goodbody,
 on the TV series Hee Haw.

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Subj:     Jeff Dunham And 3 Rednecks (S1052d-On Site)
          Posted by Country Daily on Facebook
          From: Fred Carll on Facebook

 Source: www.facebook.com/CountryDaily/
.........videos/1352851438093694/

 In 2005, Jeff Dunham and Walter were guest stars on the
 Blue Collar TV show staring Jeff Foxworthy, Bill Engvall,
 and Larry the Cable Guy. Click 'HERE' to see this cute skit.

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Subj:     Redneck Boating (S932d-iFrame)
          By: White Trash Repairs
          From: Kathryn Brosseau
 Source: www.youtube.com/embed/PjUAFshjlFg

 Two rednecks decided to go boating in a very creating way.
 Click 'HERE' to see this very cute, boating stunt.

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Subj:     Cletus And Billy Bob (S733, S813)
          From: tom in 2011

 Cletus is passing by Billy Bob's hay barn one day when,
 through a gap in the door, he sees Billy Bob doing a slow
 and sensual striptease in front of an old green John Deere.

 Buttocks clenched, he performs a slow pirouette, and gently
 slides off first the right strap of his overalls, followed
 by the left.  He then hunches his shoulders forward and in
 a classic striptease move, lets his overalls fall down to
 his hips, revealing a torn and frayed plaid shirt.  Then,
 grabbing both sides of his shirt, he rips it apart to reveal
 his stained T-shirt underneath.  With a final flourish, he
 tears the T-shirt from his body, and hurls his baseball cap
 onto a pile of hay.

 Having seen enough, Cletus rushes in and says, "What the
 heck are you doing, Billy Bob?"

 "Jeez, Cletus, ya scared the bejeezers out of me," says an
 obviously embarrassed Billy Bob.  "But me'n the Ol' Lady
 been havin trouble lately in the bedroom d'partment, and
 the therapist suggested I do 'something sexy to a tractor'."

 [Don't make me come splain this to you!  ---  Read the last
 line again, slowly-- out loud.]

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Subj:     Redneck Biker (DU)
          From: Jokideo.com
 Source: www.jokideo.com/funny-cartoon-redneck-bikers/
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Subj:     Jackass 3D Paintball Duck Hunting
          From: kgilmour2000
..........in 2011 (S757d-iFrame)
 Source: www.youtube.com/embed/oQKaDmyl5P4

 In Theaters on October 15th, 2010, The JACKASS pranksters
 are at it again in this third outing presented for the
 first time in 3D -- an effect that will no doubt redefine
 the use of the in-your-face technology.  Click 'HERE' to
 see this cute, bizarre, redneck stunt.
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Subj:     Ma And Pa Sitting On The Porch
          From: humorlist-digest V2 #168 in 1998

 Ma and Pa are sitting on the front porch swing rockin.

 Pa says to Ma "Screw you Ma"

 A minute goes by, and Ma says to Pa "Screw you Pa"

 A minute goes by, and Pa says to Ma "Screw you Ma"

 Another minute goes by, and Ma says to Pa "Screw you Pa"

 Another minute goes by, and Pa says to Ma "Screw you Ma"

 A minute later, Ma says to Pa "Screw you Pa"

 A couple of minutes go by, and Pa says to Ma "I don't know
 about you Ma, but I just don't get too much out of this
 Oral Sex stuff!"

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Subj:     Colt Ford - 
.............No Trash In My Trailer
          (S947d-iFrame)
 Source1: www.youtube.com/embed/_77EvoXGDB8
 Source2: www.facebook.com/video.php?v=596941751964

 This is the Colt Ford - No Trash In My Trailer - Official
 Music Video. Click 'HERE' to see and hear this cute,
 redneck song.

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Subj:     You'll Know Yours Is A Redneck Church If (S291, DU)
          From: ICohen in 2002

 People ask, when they learn that Jesus fed the 5000, whether
 the two fish were bass or catfish, and what bait was used to
 catch 'em.

 When the pastor says, "I'd like to ask Bubba to help take up
 the offering," five guys and two women stand up.

 Opening day of deer season is recognized as an official
 church holiday.

 A member of the church requests to be buried in his 4-wheel-
 drive truck because "It ain't never been in a hole it could
 not get out of."

 The choir is known as the "OK Chorale."

 Boone's Farm "Tickle Pink" is the favorite wine for communion.

 In a congregation of 500 members, there are only seven last
 names in the church directory.

 Baptism is referred to as "branding."

 There is a special fund raiser for a new church septic tank.

 Finding and returning lost sheep isn't just a parable.

 High notes on the organ set the dogs on the floor to howling.

 People think "rapture" is what you get when you lift some-
 thing too heavy.

 The baptismal font is a #2 galvanized washtub.

 The choir robes were donated by (and embroidered with the
 logo from) Billy Bob's Barbecue.

 The collection plates are really hub caps from a '56 Chevy.

 The finance committee refuses to provide funds for the
 purchase of a chandelier because none of the members
 knows how to play one.

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Subj:     He Haw - Gloom Despair
.............Agony On Me
          From: Sherrie Painter
          in 2016 (S1022d-iFrame)
 Source: www.youtube.com/BkzE23pyME4

 Click 'HERE' to see this great Hee Haw song about marriage, and money.

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Subj:     Redneck Engineering Exam (S131B, S601c)
          From: RFSlick in 2003

  1. Calculate the smallest limb diameter on a persimmon
     tree that will support a 10 lb. possum.

  2. Which of the following cars will rust out the quickest
     when placed on blocks in your front yard?
     A) 66 Ford Fairlane
     B) 69 Chevrolet Chevelle
     C) 64 Pontiac GTO

  3. If your uncle builds a still that operates at a
     capacity of 20 gallons of shine per hour, how many car
     radiators are necessary to condense the product?

  4. A pulpwood cutter has a chain saw that operates at
     2700 rpm.  The density of the pine trees in a plot to
     be harvested is 470 per acre. The plot is 2.3 acres in
     size. The average tree diameter is 14 inches. How many
     Pabst Blue Ribbons will be consumed in cutting the
     trees?

  5. If every old refrigerator in the state vented its
     charge of R-12 simultaneously, what would be the
     decrease in the ozone layer?

  6. A front porch is constructed of 2x8 pine on 24 inch
     centers with a field rock foundation. The span is 8
     feet and the porch length is 16 feet. The porch floor
     is 1 inch rough sawn pine. When the porch collapses,
     how many hound dogs will be killed?

  7. A man owns a house and 3.7 acres of land in a hollow
     with an average slope of 15%. The man has 5 children.
     Can each of the children place a mobile home on the
     man's land?

  8. A 2 ton pulpwood truck is overloaded and proceeding
     down a steep grade on a secondary road at 45 mph. The
     brakes fail. Given the average traffic loading of
     secondary roads, how many people will swerve to avoid
     the truck before it crashes at the bottom of the
     mountain?

     For extra credit, how many of the vehicles that
     swerved will have mufflers and uncracked windshields?

  9. A coal mine operates as an NFPA Class 1, Division 2
     Hazardous Area. The mine employs 120 miners per shift.
     A gas warning is issued at the beginning of 3rd shift.
     How many cartons of unfiltered Camels will be smoked
     during the shift?

 10. At a reduction in gene pool variability rate of 7.5%
     per generation, how long will it take a town that has
     been bypassed by the interstate to breed a country
     western singer?

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Subj:     He Haw - Gloom Despair 
.............Agony On Me II
          From: Fred Carll on Facebook
..........in 2017 (S1089d-On Site)
 Source: www.youtube.com/embed/lHcEWhbQkEg

 Click 'HERE' to see HEE HAW's song about tall girls.

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Subj:     Two Rednecks And The Roadblock (S112)
          From:  humorlist-digest V2 #86 in 1998

 Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road
 drinking a couple of bottles of Bud.  The passenger, Bubba,
 said "lookey thar up ahead, Earl, it's a po-leece road-
 block!!  We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here
 beers!!"

 Don't worry, Bubba", Earl said.  "We'll just pull over and
 finish drinkin' these beers, peel off the label and stick
 it on our foreheads, and throw the bottles under the seat".

 "What fer?", asked Bubba.

 "Just let me do the talkin', OK?", said Earl.  Well, they
 finished their beers, threw the empty bottles under the
 seat, and each put a label on their forehead.

 When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff said, "You
 boys been drinkin'?"

 "No, sir", said Earl. "We're on the patch".

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Subj:     Ernest T Bass Courts Charlene
          From: Neita Perez on Facebook
..........in 2018 (S1106)

 Source: www.youtube.com/MJUmIuc1X5s

 Click 'HERE' to see Ernest T Bass court Charlene on the
 Andy Griffith Show, Episode #94, "Mountain Wedding" in 1963.
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