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Subj:.....Question-Answers About Retirement (S525b)
          From: darrell94590 on 2/2/2007
 

And They Ask Why I Like Retirement!

Question: How many days in a week? 
Answer:    6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday 

Question: When is a retiree's bedtime? 
Answer:   Three hours after he falls asleep
          on the couch.

Question: How many retirees to change
          a light bulb? 
Answer:   One, but it might take all day. 

Question: What's the biggest gripe of
          retirees? 
Answer:   There is not enough time to get
          everything done.

Question: Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement,
          attic or garage? 
Answer:   They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult
          kids will want to store stuff there. 

Question: What is the common term for someone who enjoys work
          and refuses to retire? 
Answer:   NUTS!

Question: What's the biggest advantage of going back to school
          as a retiree? 
Answer:   If you cut classes, no one calls your parents.

Question: Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors? 
Answer:   The term comes with a 10% percent discount. 
 
Question: Among retirees what is
          considered formal attire? 
Answer:   Tied shoes.

Question: Why do retirees count pennies? 
Answer:   They are the only ones who have
          the time. 

Question: What is the best way to describe
          retirement? 
Answer:   The never ending Coffee Break.

Question: What do retirees call a long lunch? 
Answer:   Normal.

Question: Why does a retiree often say he doesn't miss work,
          but misses the people he used to work with? 
Answer:   He is too polite to tell the whole truth. 
 

My favorite
 

Question: What do you do all week?
Answer:   Mon to Fri. Nothing, Sat ? Sun I rest.
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