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Subj:.....What Is A Grandparent (S575b)
          From: rfslick on 1/17/2008
Drawing from BabyMineStore.com...
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(taken from papers written by a class of 8-year-olds)

Grandparents are a lady and a man who have no little children
of her own.  They like other people's.

Grandparents don't have to do anything except be there when we
come to see them.  They are so old they shouldn't play hard or
run.  It is good if they drive us to the shops and give us money. 
 
When they take us for walks, they slow down past things
like pretty leaves and caterpillars.

They don't say, 'Hurry up.'

Picture from HomeSchoolLearening.com

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Usually grandmothers are fat, but not too fat to tie your shoes. 

They can take their teeth and gums out.

Everybody should try to have a grandmother, especially if you
don't have television because they are the only grown ups who
like to spend time with us. 

They show us and talk to us about the color of the flowers and also why we shouldn't step on 'cracks.'

They wear glasses and funny underwear.

Picture from RaisingKids.co.uk...
Grandparents don't have to be smart.

They have to answer questions like 'why isn't God married?'
and 'How come dogs chase cats?'.

They know we should have snack-time before bedtime and they say
prayers with us every time and kiss us even when we've acted bad. 
 
When they read to us, they don't skip.  They don't
mind if we ask for the same story over again..

A grandfather is a man & a grandmother is a lady! 

Picture from JohnMiltonStamos.com

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It's funny when they bend over, you hear gas leaks and
they blame their dog.'

A 6 year old was asked where his grandma lives.  "Oh,"
he said, "she lives at the airport and when we want her we
just go get her.  Then when we're done having her visit,
we take her back to the airport."

Grandpa is the smartest man on earth!  He teaches me good
things, but I don't see him emough to get as smart as him. .