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Subj:    Elderly4-Supp, long and short jokes (Gz)
               (Includes 13 jokes and articles)

Elderly Walking  from
Josephs Free Stuff
Includes the following:  The Zimmers "My Generation" - Movie (S581)
.........................Stroll Down Memory Lane (S601c)
.........................A Group Of Elderly Tour Holland (S552)
.........................Short Elderly Jokes
..............................Momma Comics On Elderly Dating (S598b)
..............................In My Eyes (S555c)
..............................Now That I'm Older - Sign (S546b)
..............................Florida Squirrel (S543b)
..............................Inside Every Old Person - Sign (S541c)
..............................Frank And Ernest On Retirement (S539)
..............................Senior's Shirt (S530b)
..............................Two Elderly Gents Talk (S528b)
..............................My Life In A Pie Chart (S501c)
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Subj:     The Zimmers "My Generation" (S581)
          From: rfslick on 3/8/2008
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqfFrCUrEbY

 Senior Citizens Rocking Out!  This is really cool!  Turn up
 your speakers and enjoy!  You can see the video at the
 source above, or on my web site by clicking 'HERE'.

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Subj:     Stroll Down Memory Lane (S601c in Tho-Time-Supp)
          From: tom on 7/18/2008

 This 6,200 KB movie is a series of still pictures from the
 50s shown with Dean Martin singing the song "Memories" in
 the background.  Click 'HERE' to view and listen.

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Subj:     A Group Of Elderly Tour Holland (S552)
          From: ginafm on 8/19/2007

 A group of Americans were traveling by tour bus through
 Holland.  As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide
 led them through the process of cheese making, explaining
 that goat's milk was used.  She showed the group  a lively
 hillside where many goats were grazing.

 "These" she explained "are the older goats put out to pasture
 when they no longer produce."   She then asked, "What do you
 do in America with your old goats?"

 A spry old gentleman answered, "They send us on bus tours!!

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Subj:     Short Elderly Jokes

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Subj:     Momma Comics On Elderly Dating (S598b)
          From: Creators.com on 7/1/2008 (in Dating2)
Source: http://www.creators.com/today-comics.html
 You can read this cute comic strip about elderly dating
 on my web site by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     In My Eyes (S555c)
          From: darrellvip
          on 9/5/2007
 I so relate to this drawing of an elderly lady sitting
 by a pond, that I had to put it on my web site.  You
 can view it by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     Now That I'm Older - Sign (S546b)
          From: SCOTCOB
          on 6/28/2007
 You can read this cute sign by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     Florida Squirrel (S543b)
          From: LABLaughsClean
          on 6/7/2007
 Source: http://www.lablaughs.com/clean_toon.php?id=C19970903
 The rarely photographed Central Florida squirrel can be seen
 at the source above, or on my web site by clicking 'HERE'.
 For those of you out West, this species has also been
 spotted in Arizona and California.
 

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Subj:     Inside Every Old Person - Sign (S541c)
          From: LABLaughsAdult
          on 5/24/2007
 Source: http://www.lablaughs.com/adult_toon.php?id=A19920914
 You can view this cute senior sign at the source above, or
 on my web site by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     Frank And Ernest On Retirement (S539)
          From: WashingtonPost.com
          on 5/12/2007
 Source: http://members.comics.com/members/common/affiliateArchive.do;
jsessionid=chnXN2LLYeM6?site=washpost&comic=franknernest&stripId=307470
 You can view this cute cartoon at the source above, or on
 my web site by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     Senior's Shirt (S530b)
          From: LABLaughsClean
          on 3/16/2007
 Source: http://www.lablaughs.com/clean_toon.php?id=C20070303
 You can view this animated GIF at the source above, or on my
 web site by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     Two Elderly Gents Talk (S528b)
          From: Joke-of-the-Day-Mail.com on 3/4/2007
 Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting
 on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and
 says: "Slim, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of
 aches and pains. I know you're about my age.  How do you
 feel?"

 Slim says, "I feel just like a newborn baby."

 "Really!? Like a newborn baby!?"

 "Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.
 

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Subj:     My Life In A Pie Chart (S501c)
          From: jtgalvan
          on 8/28/2006
 You can view this cute chart on my web site by clicking 'HERE'.
 

From: Joke-of-the-Day-Mail.com on 5/20/2007 (S541b)
 The next time someone says to you, "I hate getting older",
 just remind them, that it is OLDER OR UNDER (as in Six feet
 under).
 

From: gordonschuk on 6/4/2007 (S543b)
 Three old guys are out walking.
 First one says, "Windy, isn't it?"
 Second one says, "No, it's Thursday!"
 Third one says, "So am I. Let's go get a beer."
 

From: LABLaughsClean on 4/29/2008 (S589b)
 "Grow old along with me. The best is yet to be; the last of
  life for which the first was made."  -- Robert Browning

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