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FREEZER
BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see
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| PHOTOCOPIERS:
These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them
up again.
They are an effective
reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak
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TIRES:
Tires are male, because they go
bald easily and are
often over inflated |
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AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere,
you have to light a fire under their butt. |
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SPONGES:
These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
Photo from Decker
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| KIDNEYS:
Kidneys are female because they always go to the bathroom in pairs.
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SWISS
ARMY KNIFE: The Swiss Army Knife is male because even though it appears
useful for a wide variety of work, it spends most of its time just opening
bottles.
Photo from The
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| SHOES:
Shoes are male because they are usually unpolished and have their tongues
hanging out.
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WEB PAGES:
Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting
hit on. |
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| TRAINS:
Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking
up people. |
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EGG TIMERS:
Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the
bottom.
GIF from Blaufalkes
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| HAMMERS:
Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and
are occasionally handy to have around. |
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THE REMOTE
CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider
this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while
he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying. |
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