I can't decide if these announcements are funny or not.  You be the judge.
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"I don't know, last I saw them, they ... "

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Hurry ..., hurry ...

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"Well, years ago I might have ... "

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"The main thing I learned in college was ..."

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"As soon as I get done here I'm gonna ... "

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"The coroner told me that it looked like he had been hit in the head several times with a ... "

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~ no comment ~

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No comment .... really!!!

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"Not only has my rear been itchin', on closer inspection I find my ... "

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"It figures, right after I get my Butts-McCraken condition cleared up, now I've got an..."

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"Honest Judge, I'm nor really a ..."

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"My doctor told me the best way to get rid of my Aikin-Johnson was to ... "

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"After I get all of these medical problems taken care of, I think I'll go get a ... "

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