Subj: Women Supp Jokes (Gz-m)
(Includes 14 jokes and articles)
Woman Mops from
Accent on Animation
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Subj: Women Supp Jokes (Gz-m) (Includes 14 jokes and articles) |
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Woman Mops from Accent on Animation |
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Subj:
Understanding Women -- The 9 Phrases (S594)
From: ginafm on 6/8/2008 (Also see 'Secrets Of Women's Language' in DIFFERENCES3) |
This movie shows how little men
understand women. You can
view it at the above source,
or on my site by clicking 'HERE'.
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Menopausal Woman (S491c)
From: darrell94590 on 6/16/2006 |
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You can view this silly, cute
movie on my web site by
clicking 'HERE'.
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Subj: Why
It's Better To Be A Woman (S596c)
From: LABLaughsAdult on 6/15/2008
(See '110 Reasons It's Great Being
A Guy' in MEN3)
This is why it's better to be a Woman!
1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We get to flirt with systems
support men who always
return our
calls, and are nice to us when we blow up
our computers.
3. Our boyfriend's clothes make
us look elfin & gorgeous.
Guys look
like complete idiots in ours.
4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.
6. We've never lusted after
a cartoon character or
the central
female figure in a computer game.
7. Taxis stop for us.
8. Men die earlier, so we get
to cash in on the life
insurance.
9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
10. Free drinks, Free dinners,
Free movies ... (you get
the point).
11. We can hug our friends without
wondering if
she thinks
we're gay.
12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.
13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
14. It's possible to live our
whole lives without ever
taking a
group shower.
15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
17. We can congratulate our team-mate
without ever
touching
her butt.
18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
19. We never have to reach down
every so often to
make sure
our privates are still there.
20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
21. We don't have to memorize
Caddyshack or Fletch
to fit in.
22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
23. We can talk to people of
the opposite sex without
having to
picture them naked.
24. If we marry someone 20 years
younger, we're aware
that we look
like an idiot.
25. Our friends won't think we're
weird if we ask whether
there's spinach
in our teeth.
26. There are times when chocolate
really can solve all
your problems.
27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.
28. We can fully assess a person
just by looking at their
shoes.
29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.
30. We have enough sense to realize
that the easiest way
to get out
of being lost is to ask for directions.
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Subj: The
Hormone Hostage (S492)
From: darrell94590 on 7/3/2006
The Hormone Hostage knows that
there are days in the month
when all a man has to do is
open his mouth and he takes his
very life into his own hands!
This is a handy guide that
should be a s common as a driver's
license in the wallet of
every husband, boyfriend, or
significant other!!
DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like
to go for dinner?
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Gee, you look good in
brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: What are you so worked
up about?
SAFER: What did I do wrong?
SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: Should you be eating
that?
SAFER: You know, there are a
lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass
of wine with that?
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: What did you do all
day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo
it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you
in that robe!
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some more
chocolate.
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Subj: Short
Jokes And One-liners About Women
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Subj:
Why Women Stay Single (S602)
From: darrellvip on 7/24/2008 (See 'Redneck Women' in Redneck2) |
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Life Cycle (S592c)
From: LABLaughsClean on 5/22/2008 |
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The Four Needs Of A Woman (S591)
From: ginafm on 5/14/2008 |
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OB-Gyn Phone Answering Message (S570)
By Jolene Roxbury From: gordonschuk on 12/23/2007 |
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Subj:
Women Can't Drive (S541b)
From: LABLaughsClean on 5/21/2007 |
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My Boyfriend (S533c)
From: LABLaughsClean on 4/9/2007 |
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Subj:
If Women Ruled The World (S522b)
From: LABLaughsAdult on 1/18/2007 |
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Women's Thought On Men (S512b)
From: darrell94590 on 11/8/2006 |
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Subj: Single Women Sign
(S489c)
From: LABLaughsAdult on 6/1/2006 |
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Guaranteed To Be Trouble (S481b)
From: LABLaughsAdult on 4/6/2006 |
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From: Joke-of-the-Day.com on 6/23/2007
(S545b)
A woman is like a teabag.
You never know how strong she
is until she gets into hot water.
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Smiley Loves Candy from
CKButch4Femme on 3/14/2004 |