Subj: Famous People2
(Includes 56 jokes and articles, 05 1107,6,cf,wXT2a7a,6)
Subj: Marilyn Monroe With Sammy Davis Jr. (S067)
From: kgilmour2000 in 2015
.Click on Source2 to learn the history of this beautiful photo.
Subj: Hitchcock's Elevator Story (S108, S585)
From: ossama in 1999
"Well, it was a quite shocking,
I must say -- there was
blood everywhere!" Alfred Hitchcock began suddenly from
the rear of the elevator. We were in the New York St.
Regis Hotel, heading down to the lobby. There was as
light flush to his cheeks from the several frozen
daiquiris he had just drunk in his suite. The elevator
had just stopped and 3 people dressed for the evening had
joined us, and immediately Mr. Hitchcock had started to
speak, sounding as though he were in mid-sentence and
projecting in that careful and familiar TV tone of his.
He went on, "There was as stream
of blood coming from his
ear and another from his mouth.
The people had recognized him
immediately, but now they
seemed purposely to avoid looking at him. He went right
on, gazing beatifically ahead of him as the elevator
stopped again and another well-dressed couple came aboard:
"Of course, there was a huge pool of blood on the floor
and his clothes were spattered with it -- Oh, it was a
No one on the elevator, it seemed,
was breathing. "Blood
all around! Well, I looked at the poor man and I said,
'Good God, What happened to you?'" At that point the
elevator doors opened onto the lobby, and Hitchcock said,
"Do you know what he told me?" and then paused. After a
moment, and quite reluctantly, the other passengers moved
out of the elevator and then looked back at the director
as we walked away.
After several foggy moments,
I asked, "Well, what DID he
say?" and Hitchcock smiled benevolently, taking my arm,
and said, "Oh, nothing -- that's just my elevator story."
Keanu Reeves' Story
From: Jon Pasco on Facebook
..........in 2017 (S1069d-On Site)
This Hollywood star has experienced
in his life, but he hasn't let it ruin him. Instead,
it's made him stronger, and the humble person he is
today. Click 'HERE' to see Keanu's story.
Subj: Who Is Your Roll Model? (S623)
From: drgolfmd in 2008
Don't cheat. It is short
and amazingly accurate!
WHO IS YOUR ROLE MODEL???
Try it without looking at answers
1. Pick your Favorite number between 1-9
2. Multiply by 3 then
3. Add 3, then again Multiply by 3
(I'll wait while you get the calculator....)
4. You'll get a 2 or 3 digit number....
5. Add the digits together
Now Scroll down ..............
Now with that number see who
your ROLE MODEL is from
the list below:
2. Nelson Mandela
5. Bill Gates
7. Brad Pitt
8. John McCain
9. Alan Switzer
10. Barack Obama
I know....I just have that effect
one day you too can be like me.... :-) Believe it!
Ps. Stop picking different numbers.
Subj: Famous People Painting (S645)
From: darrellvip in 2009
I can't believe how much work has gone into this painting.
The painting itself is great but as you run your cursor
over the people it tells you who they are and provides a
link (if you double click) to get more information on each
person. This could keep you occupied for hours.
Click 'HERE' to see this large, spectacular, amazing painting.
Subj: Mike Tyson Headlines
From: ipkis in 1997
A selection of headlines on Sunday
and Monday from the
MikeTyson-Evander Holyfield fight and its aftermath:
''A Bad Bite for Boxing'' - The
News and Observer of Raleigh.
''Twice Bitten'' - Times-Picayune of New Orleans.
''Bite of the Century!'' - Arizona Republic.
''Bite Night'' - Lexington (Ky.) Herald-Leader.
''Tyson's Tasteless Tactics: Bite Night'' - The Record
''Reality Bites'' - Times Union of Albany, N.Y.
''Did Tyson Bite Off More Than He Can Chew?
Time Will Tell'' - Salt LakeTribune.
''Tyson Subject of Biting Criticism'' - The (Baltimore) Sun.
''Biting Commentary'' - The Boston Herald.
''Tyson Bites the Dust, Holyfield'' - Huntsville (Ala.) Times.
''Holyfield May Take a Bite Out of Tyson'' -
The Indianapolis Star.
''Holyfield Can't Stay Unbitten as Heavyweight''
- Sun-Sentinel, Fort Lauderdale, Fla.
''Earmarks of cowardice'' - Houston Chronicle.
''Earmark of an eerie night''
- The Atlanta Journal and the Atlanta Constitution.
''A two-bit bout: Holyfield wins'' - Kansas City Star.
''From Champ to Chomp'' - The Herald-Sun of Durham, N.C.
''The Champ and the Chomp'' - The Jersey Journal.
''Holyfield Still Chomp-ion'' - San Francisco Examiner.
''Heavyweight Chomp'' - Philadelphia Inquirer.
''Undisputed Chomp'' - USA TODAY.
''World Chomp'' - The Sun (London).
''Requiem for a Chompion'' - Philadelphia Daily News.
''Sucker Munch'' - The Sun (London).
''Biting Back: Evander has public's ear'' -
Daily News, New York.
''Toss Tyson Out on Ear'' - Daily News, New York.
''Ear Flap'' - Newsday.
''Ears Have It! Evander Wins'' - Montgomery (Ala.) Advertiser.
''Tyson's Behavior Hard to Swallow'' -
''Dracula'' - New York Post.
''Champ Chewing Over Legal Options'' - New York Post.
''It's Tyson's Nature to (Ch)eat'' - New York Post.
''For Tyson, Tooth Hurts'' - New York Post.
''Now Ear This: Rematch is Possible'' - New York Post.
''Lobe Blow for Boxing'' - The Tennessean.
''Iron Mike Goes Down Biting'' - The Sunday Oklahoman.
''Tyson Doesn't Gnaw What's Next'' - The Daily Oklahoman.
''Ear of Scorn'' - Kansas City Star.
''Pay Per Chew'' - Philadelphia Daily News.
''Holyfield Lends Ear as Tyson Self-Destructs''
- Arkansas Democrat-Gazette.
''Ear-Responsible'' - Fort Worth Star-Telegram.
''Tyson Scars Face of Boxing''
- The Guardian (London).By The Associated Press
Subj: Tyson Quotations
From: ipkis in 1997
Everybody knows about the Tyson-Holyfield
here are some additional views:
-Mike Tyson was disqualified
for biting Evander Holyfield's
ears during their heavy weight title bout. "Did you see
the fight? or as it's now being called 'My Dinner With
Evander." (Bob Millis)
-"Boxing industry officials expressed
concern over Tyson's
bite would give the sport a barbaric nature." (Richard Acello)
-"The only person happy with
Saturday's outcome was Tyson's
new corner woman... Lorena Bobbit" (Alex Pearlstein)
-"Psychologists and journalists
all weekend are trying to
analyze Mike Tyson," says Argus Hamilton (Oklahoma Daily).
"Actually, he's easy to figure out. Tyson is the kind of
guy who likes his fellow man-with gravy."
Subj: Morgan Freeman Age 8 (S1085)
From: Bill Lee in 2017
Subj: Mike Tyson's Top 10 Jokes
From: ipkis in 1997
Tyson already has his next fight lined up, with Lorena
Bobbitt. Winner eats all.
This gives new meaning to "box lunch."
Reporter: "Evander, what did you think when Tyson
bit off your ear?" Holyfield: "What?"
Spock-vs.-Tyson bout hastily canceled
What did Mike Tyson say to Van Gogh?
You gonna eat that?"
Did you hear about the new Mike Tyson computer?
It has two bytes and no memory
Next bout: Tyson vs. Hannibal Lecter, with Julia Child
to referee. To be held in Hungary. Billed as, "The
snackfest in Budapest."
How does Mike Tyson differ from Metallica?
Metallica leaves a ringing in your ears.
Tyson leaves your ear in a ring.
Slogans for Tyson-Holyfield III
The Third Gogh Around
Dahmer vs. Psalmer
The Last Supper
You Wanna Piece of Me?
Blood Sweat and Ears
No Lobe Lost
Bite of the Century
Because you're dumb enough to pay for it.
When interviewed after the fight, Tyson's first remarks
were that "it tasted like chicken."
Tiger Woods Jokes
From: tom and gaylevallejo
..........in 2009 (S670b,cif,md4,4)
Click 'HERE' for the latest Tiger Woods jokes. (d-mostly On Site)
Subj: Short Mike Tyson Jokes
From: ipkis in 1997
If Tyson gets banned for life,
he could always become a
barber. Think about it: You could walk into his shop and
say, "Hey, Mike! Could you take a little off the ears?
Have you heard that Holyfield-Tyson
III is going to be
held in Tennessee? Yeah, Don King's calling it the
Chattanooga Chew Chew.
From: humorlist-digest V2 #258 in 1998
"According to psychiatric evaluations by doctors at
Massachusetts General Hospital, Mike Tyson is
psychologically fit to fight again. "Tyson's overjoyed,"
says Jay Leno. "He told doctors all he needed was a
From: ossama on 1998
Mike Tyson was declared mentally fit to return to boxing,
despite hit biting incident. Tyson was quoted as saying,
"This just shows that everyone deserves a chance at seconds,
um, I mean a second chance."
Q: Why did Mike Tyson learn to
A: How else do you tell a 275 pound inmate that
"no means no"?
Q: What would have made Mike
Tyson's apology seem
A: Don King drinking a glass of water at the same time!
Q: What did Tyson say to Holyfield
after the referee took
two points away from him?
A: "Come 'ear."
Q: What did Tyson say to Don
King back in the dressing room?
A: You're right it did taste like chicken!
Q: Who's the latest person to
get tatooed on Tyson's arms?
A: Jeffery Dahmer.
Q: What did Holyfield say after
A: Ear today, gone tommorrow.
From: Bawdy.Net Collage #193
Q: Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Subj: Young Yul Brynner (S1107)
From: Bill Lee in 2018
Subj: Other Famous People Jokes
From: ossama on 1999 (S108)
Due to the popularity of the movie "You've Got Mail",
Charlie Sheen and Robert Downey Jr. will star in a sequel,
"You've Made Bail."
From: RFSlick on 1999
Alfred Hitchcock didn't have a belly button. It was
eliminated when he was sewn up after surgery.
Telly Savalas and Louis Armstrong died on their birthdays.