(Includes 36 jokes and articles, 20801,26,cf)
AGAG Animation Gallery
Also see AMAZING file - 'Twenty
seven body painting photo's
BAR1 file - 'Angry Man Comes Into Bar'
BIRTHDAY file- 'Wife Takes Husband To Strip Club'
CARS2 file - 'Stripping To Speed Up The Car'
CHURCH-SUPP - 'Sunday Clothes'
COMPUTERS-SUP- 'Nude Surfer'
DRINK_BR-SUPP- 'Bud Light Clothing Drive 2010' - Movie
ELDERLY1-SUPP- 'Couples 50th Anniversary'
ELDERLY2 file- 'Grandpa Sits Without His Pants'
......................- 'Three Old Ladies Parade Nude'
ENGLISHMAN - 'Britains Got Talent Striptease'
FAT file - 'Dirty Picture In The Refrigerator'
FIREMEN file - 'The 2010 Naked Fireman Calendar'
GAMES file - 'Nude Craps'
HALLOWEEN - 'Snail Costume'
HALLOWEEN-SUP- 'Halloween Stripper'
HOOKER2 file - 'Work For Pay'
JOBS file - 'Top 10 Reasons To Go To Work Naked'
LETTERS2 file- 'A Letter To God
MAILMAM-ETC - 'Playing "Who Am I"'
NATIONAL file- 'Root Out Terrorists!'
OTHER-ANIMALS- 'A Great White'
PENIS2 file - 'Nudist Sends Photo To Grandma'
PLANE2 file - 'DC-9 Window Frame Crack'
......................- 'Getting A Ticket From A Flasher'
PRIEST2 file - 'Three Priests Go Skinny Dipping'
SCHOOL-SUPP2 - 'Daddy Sleeps Naked'
TIME-SUPP - 'Nudemen Clock 2.0'
WOMEN2 file - 'The Flasher'
Ray Stevens - The Streak (S770)
From: Lu Ann Smith Bragg
on Facebook on 10/17/2011
This video is off the DVD Ray
Stevens - Comedy Video Classics,
a comedic song about an infamous streaker. Click on either
source, or 'HERE' for my copy, to see this cute video.
Naked Balloon Dance (S767)
Malcolm Hardee and friends performing
balloon dance on
the first edition of OTT (Over The Top), the late night
adult spin-off from Tiswas. Originally shown Jan. 2, 1982,
Central Television's second day of broadcasting. Click
on either source, or 'HERE' for my copy, to see this
cute, funny video.
Honey, I'm Home! (S711 in Headlines-Supp)
Click on the above source, or
for my copy, to
see this 46 second, funny ad for Norwegian Airlines.
Strip Tease (S681, S791)
From: ft.apache on 1/28/2010
and From: tom on 3/4/2012
This interactive video is very
funny. Keep pressing the
play arrow when ever the censor stops the stripper. Click
on the above source, or 'HERE' for my copy, to see the
funniest video I've seen in years.
Subj: New Nudist At Colony (S206, S349b)
From: ipkis on 97-07-13
and From: Imogenelumen on 10/6/2003
A man joins a nudist colony,
takes off his clothes and starts
wandering around. A 6 foot blond walks by him; the man gets
Blond: "Sir, did you call for
New Man: "No, I just got here."
Blond: "You must be new here, it's a rule when I give
you a hard-on, it implies you called for me."
The blond lays down and lets
the man have his way with her.
The man gets up happy, enters the sauna, sits down, and farts.
A huge man comes toward him.
Huge Man: "Sir, did you call
New Man: "No, I just got here."
Huge Man: "You must be new here, it is a rule when you
fart, it implies you called for me."
The huge man turns him around
and sodomizes him. The new man
rushes back to the receptionist...
New Man: "Here is your card and
key back. You can keep the
Receptionist: "But Sir, you only saw 1% of our facilities...."
New Man: (Rudely interrupting)
"Listen lady, I am 45 years
old, I get a hard-on once a month, but I fart 15
times a day. No thanks."
Naked News With Michelle Pantoliano (S487b)
No matter how hard I tried to
focus on the news items, it
didn't work. I can't focus on the news while a girl strips.
You can view this video at the above source, or on my web
site by clicking 'HERE'.
Subj: The Flower Show (S487b)
From: darrell94590 on 5/22/2006
Two little old ladies were sitting
on a park bench outside
the local town hall where a flower show was in progress.
The thin one leaned over and
said, "Life is so darned boring.
We never have any fun anymore. For $5.00, I'd take my clothes
off and streak through that stupid flower show!"
"You're on!" said the other old lady, holding up a $5.00 bill.
The first little old lady slowly
fumbled her way out of her
clothes and, completely naked, streaked (as fast as an old lady
can) through the front door of the flower show.
Waiting outside, her friend soon
heard a huge commotion inside
the hall, followed by loud applause and shrill whistling.
The smiling and naked old lady
came through the exit door
surrounded by a cheering crowd.
"What happened?" asked her waiting friend.
"I won 1st prize as Best Dried Arrangement!"
Nude Gymnastics (S608b in Track)
From: darrellvip on 8/24/2008
This will definitely raise the
interest in this sport.
Click 'HERE' to view this movie.
Subj: Two Boys See Nude Woman (S347, DU)
From: LABLaughs.com on 9/18/2003
One day there were two boys playing
by a stream. One of
the young boys saw a bush and went over to it and the
other boy couldn't figure out why his friend was at the
bush so long. The other boy went over to the bush and
looked. The two boys were looking at a women bathing
naked in the stream.
All of a sudden the second boy
took off running. The
first boy couldn't understand why he ran away so he took
off after his friend. Finally he caught up to him and
asked why he ran away. The boy said to his friend, "My
mom told me if I ever saw a naked lady I would turn to
stone, and I felt something get hard, so I ran."
From: LABLaughsClean on 12/29/2008
Click on the above source, or
file version, to see this cute, silly movie.
Subj: Drivers Kill Farmer's Chickens (S343b, S801)
From: Imogenelumen on 8/27/2003
and From: virv on 5/16/2012
Farmer John lived on a quiet
rural highway. But, as time
went by, the traffic slowly built up at an alarming rate.
The traffic was so heavy and so fast that his chickens were
being run over at a rate of three to six a day.
So one day Farmer John called
the sheriff's office and said,
"You've got to do something about all of these people driving
so fast and killing all of my chickens."
What do you want me to do?" asked
I don't care, just do something about those crazy drivers!"
So the next day he had the county workers go out and erected
a sign that said:
SLOW SCHOOL CROSSING
Three days later Farmer John
called the sheriff and said,
"You've got to do something about these drivers. The 'school
crossing' sign seems to make them go even faster." So, again,
the sheriff sends out the county workers and they put up a
SLOW: CHILDREN AT PLAY
That really sped them up. So
Farmer John called and called and
called every day for three weeks. Finally, he asked the
sheriff, "Your signs are doing no good. Can I put up my own
sign?" The sheriff told him, "Sure thing, put up your own
sign." He was going to let the Farmer John do just about
anything in order to get him to stop calling everyday to
The sheriff got no more calls
from Farmer John. Three weeks
later, curiosity got the best of the sheriff and he decided
to give Farmer John a call. "How's the problem with those
drivers. Did you put up your sign?" "Oh, I sure did. And
not one chicken has been killed since then. I've got to go.
I'm very busy." He hung up the phone.
The sheriff was really curious
now and he thought to himself,
"I'd better go out there and take a look at that sign... it
might be something that WE could use to slow down drivers..."
So the sheriff drove out to Farmer John's house, and his jaw
dropped the moment he saw the sign. It was spray-painted on
a sheet of wood:
GO SLOW AND WATCH OUT FOR THE CHICKS
Apartment #6 (S643)
From: darrellvip on 5/7/2009
Click 'HERE' to see this cute, nude movie.
Subj: Man Swims Nude In Lake (S316b, S583)
From: LABLaughs.com on 2/14/2003
The weather was very hot and
this man wanted desperately to
take a dive in a nearby lake. He didn't bring his swimming
outfit, but who cared? He was all alone. So he undressed
and got into the water.
After some delightful minutes
of cool swimming, a pair of
old ladies walked onto the shore in his direction. He
panicked, got out of the water and grabbed a bucket lying
in the sand nearby. He held the bucket in front of his
private area and sighed with relief.
The ladies got nearby and looked
at him. He felt awkward
and wanted to move. Then one of the ladies said: 'You know,
I have a special gift, I can read minds.'
'Impossible', said the embarrassed
man, 'You really know
what I think?'
'Yes', the lady replied, 'Right
now, I bet you think that
the bucket you're holding has a bottom.'
Subj: Photography Lesson #1 (S419b)
From: Buffalo's Jokes
Subj: Love Dress... (S298)
From: RFSlick on 10/14/2002
(See 'Three Old Ladies Parade Nude' in ELDERLY2)
A woman stopped by unannounced
at her recently married
son's house. She rang the doorbell and walked in. She
was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch,
totally naked. Soft music was playing; the aroma of
perfume filled the room.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"I'm waiting for my husband to
come home from work," the
"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.
"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.
"Love dress? But you're naked!"
"My husband loves me to wear
this dress," she explained.
"It excites him to no end. Every time he sees me in this
dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for
hours on end. He can't get enough of me."
The mother-in-law left.
When she got home, she undressed,
showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put
on a romantic CD and laid on the couch waiting for her
husband to arrive.
Finally, her husband came home.
He walked in and saw her
laying there so provocatively.
"What are you doing?" he asked.
"This is my love dress" she whispered, sensually.
"Needs ironing," "What's for Dinner?"
Man Does Striptease (S674b)
From: darrellvip on 12/5/2009
A man puts on a sexy striptease
for his woman. Click on
the above source, or 'HERE' for my copy, to see this very
Subj: 30 Harsh Things To Say To A Naked Guy (S259)
From: gheckman on 1/10/2002
See '30 Harsh Things A Woman Can Say To A Naked Man' in LIST-SUPP
Subj: Women Grows Red Tomatoes (S214, S499b)
From: KMACINTY on 3/9/2001
and From: darrell94590 on 8/13/2006
A beautiful woman loved growing
tomatoes, but couldn't seem
to get her tomatoes to turn red. One day while taking a
stroll she came upon a gentlemen neighbor who had the most
beautiful garden full of huge red tomatoes. The woman
asked the gentlemen, "What do you do to get your tomatoes
so red?" The gentlemen responded, "Well, twice a day I
stand in front of my tomato garden and expose myself, and
my tomatoes turn red from blushing so much."
Well, the woman was so impressed,
she decided to try doing
the same thing to her tomato garden to see if it would work.
So twice a day for two weeks she exposed herself to her
garden hoping for the best.
One day the gentlemen was passing
by and asked the woman,
"By the way, how did you make out? Did your tomatoes turn
"No" she replied, "but my cucumbers are enormous."
Subj: Flight Deck Comic Strip (S614b)
by Peter Waldern
From: Creators.com on 10/16/2008
Subj: Couple Takes Son To Nude Beach (S54, S395b)
From: The Bartenders Joke of the Day on 09 Feb 98
and From: Imogenelumen on 8/21/2004
Two parents take their son on
a vacation and go to a nude
beach. The father goes for a walk on the beach and the
son goes and plays in the water.
The son comes running up to his
mom and says..."Mommy, I
saw ladies with boobies a lot bigger than yours!" The mom
says..."the bigger they are, the dumber they are." So he
goes back to play.
Several minutes later he comes
running back and says...
"Mommy, I saw men with dingers a lot bigger than Daddy's!"
The mom says..."the bigger they are, the dumber they are."
The son goes back to play.
Several minutes later he comes
running back and says..."Mommy, I just saw Daddy talking
to the dumbest lady I ever saw and the more and more he
talked, the dumber and dumber he got !"
Subj: Short Nude Jokes
Playboy Playmate Hunter (S793)
From: darrelldre on 2/27/2012
Drawing from FreeLogoVector.com
Ursula Martinez: Stripper Magician (S771)
14 Steps To Put On A Bikini (S741)
on 3/22/2011 (in Amazing_Photos6)
Best Pool Shot By A Naked White Chick
on 10/23/2009 (S668b in Other-Sports)
When You See A Woman (S660)
I Just Don't Look Good Naked Anymore! (S576c)
Subj: Policeman Breaks Up Women's Party in Israel (S328b)
From: jerry on 5/5/2003
A rowdy group of women at a women-only party in Israel
began to strip and fondle a police officer who had
came in response to neighbor's complaints about the
noise believing him to be the stripper they had ordered
who was to come dressed as a police officer.
The officer was unsuccessful
convincing the women that
he was the real deal [but how hard did he try?] until
his partner, the party pooper, arrived.
Brazilian Bed Advertisements (S554b)
From: SCOTCOB (in Latin America)
GoalPoker Penalty Strip (S474 in Other-Sports)
Subj: Three Amazing Photos Of A Woman (S303b)
From: gheckman on 11/18/2002
Click 'Here' to see the three photos. Below the three photos
it explains why they are amazing
Flasher Caught (S471c)
Do No Evil (S467)
Subj: India Women Plough Fields In Nude (S287)
From: jerry on 7/29/2002
Tribal women in India ploughed their fields naked to end
the longest dry spell in Madhya Pradesh history. It is a
tribal belief that it always rains when women plough the
fields in the buff. The rain did fall a few hours later.
Here in the U.S. we just wash the car (but not in the nude).
Siffy News (India) 19-Jul-02
A Herd Of Sheep (S456)
Guess Who Came Home Early (S436)
Subj: Nude Pictures Of The Wife (S413b)
From: JokesUncut on 12/28/2004
A man wearing a dirty raincoat sidled up to a
businessman on the street corner and asked, "Got any
pictures of your wife naked?"
"Certainly not!" huffed the businessman.
The other man inquired, "Wanna
Nudist Billboard (S427b)
Nudist Camp Danger (S521c in Hospital2)
Only 14% of Americans say they've
done this with the
opposite sex. What is it?
America's first nudist organization
was founded in 1929,
by 3 men.
In Oxford, Ohio, it's illegal
for a woman to strip off her
clothing while standing in front of a man's picture.
From: dogbyte on 10/27/2001
Tip of the Day:
Never fry bacon in the nude!
From: mrx on 5/25/2004 (S383b)
You know sometimes I get the sudden urge to run around
naked. But then I just drink some Windex. It keeps me from
From: Joke-Of-The-Day-Mail.com on 9/26/2006 (S505b)
"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no
influence on society." -- Mark Twain
|Smiley exposed from