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Subj:     Gettin' It Checked - Poem (S596c)
          From: LABLaughsClean on 6/20/2008

 I decided to let the doc check me out,
 'cause I didn't feel really quite right.
 All these aches and pains annoyed me
 Especially when I can't sleep at night.

 He could find nothing out of order,
 But then he sure wouldn't let it rest.
 Said, "You have Medicare & Blue Cross,
 So I'll just run a 'few' more little tests."

 So, to the hospital I was swiftly sent,
 Though I didn't really feel that bad.
 They tried every way I could be bent
 And did "every" test that could be had.

 I was flouroscoped & cystoscoped,
 My poor agin' bod's frame displayed.
 Stripped naked, on a cold steel table,
 While every inch internal was xrayed.

 They checked for worms and parasites,
 Even for fungus and some foreign crud.
 And pierced me with big long needles
 While taking whole gallons of my blood.

 Strange people came checking me over,
 They probed, pushed & poked all around.
 And just to make sure I was really living,
 They completely wired my ass for sound.

 At great expense it was finally concluded
 All the results not even filling one page.
 That what I have may one day kill me;
 Some silly damn thing called OLD AGE!

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Subj:     Short Hospital Jokes

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Smiley thinks from darrell94590 on 4/11/2007

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