>>> Subj:     God-Supp Jokes (Gz)                  (Includes 7 jokes and articles)

Little Angle  from Imogenelumen

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Subj:     Interview With God (S528c)           From: darrell94590           on 3/7/2007

 Source: http://www.theinterviewwithgod.com/viewmovie.html

 You can view this 1,200 KB movie at the source above, or
 on my web site by clicking 'HERE'.

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Subj:    What God Created.... (S511b)
         From: darrell94590 on 11/2/2006

 God was missing for six days.  Eventually, Michael, the
 Archangel, found him, resting on the seventh day.  He
 inquired of God, "Where have you been?"  God sighed a deep
 sigh of satisfaction, and proudly pointed downward through
 the clouds, "Look, Michael. Look what I've made."

 Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said, "What is it?
 "It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put Life on it.
 I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a great
 place of balance."  "Balance?" inquired Michael, still
 confused.

 God explained, pointing to different parts of earth.  "For
 example, northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity
 and wealth, while southern Europe is going to be poor.  Over
 there I've placed a continent of white people, and over there
 is continent of black people. Balance in all things,"

 God continued pointing to different countries.  "This one
 will be extremely hot, while this one will be very cold and
 covered in ice."

 The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to a
 land area and said, "What's that one?"

 "Ah," said God, "That's Washington State, the most glorious
 place on earth.  There are beautiful mountains, rivers and
 streams, lakes, forests, hills, plains, and coulees.  The
 people from Washington State are going to be handsome,
 modest, intelligent, and humorous, and they are going to be
 found traveling the world. They will be extremely sociable,
 hardworking, high achieving, and they will be known through-
 out the world as diplomats, and carriers of peace."

 Michael gasped in wonder and admiration, but then proclaimed,
 "What about balance, God?  You said there would be balance."

 God smiled, "There is another Washington...wait until you
 see the idiots I put there."

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Subj:     Short God Jokes

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Subj:     Opus On God (S607)           From WashingtonPost.com           on August 3,2008

 Source: http://wpcomics.washingtonpost.com/client/wpc/wpopu/
 This Opus comic strip discusses God and us.  You can view
 this wonderful comic strip on my web site by clicking 'HERE'.

 You can view other great Opus Comic Strips by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     Diamond Rio's 'In God We Still Trust' (S566b)           From: aldavito on 12/3/2007 Photo from FrontRowKing.com

 If you believe in being politically correct, you probably
 won't like this country-western song.  It's my web site
 and I like it, so here it is.  So far no major radio
 station has been willing to play this song.  Click
 'HERE' to listen and view the accompanying slide show.
 

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From: LABLaughsClean (S521b)
At: LABLaughs@LABLaughs.com on 12/29/2006
 Happy moments, praise God.
 Difficult moments, seek God.
 Quiet moments, worship God.
 Painful moments, trust God.
 Every moment, thank God.
 

From: Joke-Of-The-Day-Mail.com on 3/13/2007 (S530b)
 I've learned to follow this quote, "I would rather live my
 life as if there is a God, and die to find out there isn't,
 than live my life as if there isn't, and die to find out
 there is."

From: tom on 7/24/2008 (S602b)
 Lord, keep Your arm around my shoulder
 and Your hand over my mouth.

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Smiley  waves  from catlynnbray@yahoo.com

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