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Subj:
Are You Kathlick?
From: AFine963 (S554c)
on 8/24/2007 |
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Three little
boys were
concerned because
they
couldn't get anyone
to
play with them.
They
decided it was because
they had not been
baptized and didn't
go
to Sunday School.
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So they
went to the nearest Church.
But, only the Janitor
was there. |
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One little boy
said,
"We need to be baptized
because no one will
come
out and play with
us.
Will you baptize
us?"
"Sure," said the Janitor.
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He took
them into the bathroom
and dunked their
little heads
in the toilet bowl,
one at a time.
Then he said, "You
are now baptized!" |
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When they got
outside,
one of them asked,
"What religion do
you
think we are?"
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The oldest
one said,
"We're not Kathlick,
because
they pour the water
on you."
"We're not Babtis,
because
they dunk all of
you in the water."
"We're not Methdiss,
because
they just sprinkle
water on you." |
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The littlest
one
said,
"Didn't you smell
that water?!"
They all joined in
asking,
"Yeah! What do you
think that means?"
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The middle one answered,
"I think it means
we're Pisscopailians." |
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