Subj: Breast-Supp Jokes
(Includes 15 jokes and articles, 22696n,10)
Breasts from
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Subj: Breast-Supp Jokes (Includes 15 jokes and articles, 22696n,10) |
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Breasts from Animated Erotic Gifs |
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Subj:
How To Put On A Bra (S667)
From: lubin100 on 10/14/2009 and From: JOELFALLON on 10/15/2009 |
Imagine that Agent 007 is a woman
captured by four
bad guys and she wants to put
on her bra. This
tastefully done video is violent.
Click on the
above source, or 'HERE'
for my file copy, to see
this movie clip of Holly Valance,
in "Dead or Alive."
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Rodney Carrington - Show them to me (S552)
From: cappucinid on 8/14/2007 Photo from
Yahoo
Images...
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Rodney Carrington started as
a comedian. In 2004 he got
his own TV show, Rodney.
Now he sings country-western
music. Carrington said
the goal of his music and live
shows is simply to make people
laugh. You can listen to
him in concert on my web site
by clicking 'HERE'.
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Subj: The
Perfect Breasts (S536)
From: drgolfmd on 4/30/2007
A man walking down the street
sees a woman with perfect
breasts. "Hey Miss, "he
says, confronting her, "would
you let me bite your breasts
for $100 dollars?"
"Are you nuts?" she replies, and walks away.
The man turns around, runs around
the block and gets to
the corner before she does.
"Would you let me bite your
breasts for $1,000 dollars?"
he then asks.
"Listen you; I'm not that kind of woman! Got it?"
Once more the bloke runs around
the block and faces her.
"Would you let me bite your
breasts just once for $10,000
dollars?"
This time she thinks about it for a while.
"Per breast" he adds, raising the ante
"Hmmm, $20,000 dollars, eh? "she
ponders. "OK, just once,
but not here."
So they go into an alley, where
she takes off her blouse
to reveal, as the man suspected,
the most perfect breasts
in the world. As soon
as he sees them, he grabs them and
starts caressing them, fondling
them slowly, molding them,
kissing them, licking them,
burying his face in them, but
not biting them.
After several minutes of this
the woman finally runs out
or patience.
"Well?"she says, in an annoyed
tone. "Are you going to
bite them or not?"
"Nah", the man replies. "Costs too much."
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Subj:
Where Are My Fries? (S662b)
From: ft.apache on 9/15/2009 |
Click 'HERE' to see this silly, cute commercial from Nando's.
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Subj: Breast
Implant Saves Israeli's Life (S501b)
From: Yahoo News on 8/15/2006
Source: http://uk.news.yahoo.com/15082006/80-132
/breast-implants-save-israeli-s-life-rocket-attack.html
JERUSALEM (Reuters) - An Israeli
woman's breast implants
saved her life when she was
wounded in a Hizbollah rocket
attack during Israel's war with
the Lebanese group, a
hospital spokesman said on Tuesday.
Doctors found shrapnel embedded
in the silicone implants,
just inches from the 24-year-old's
heart.
"She was saved from death," said
a spokesman for Nahariya
Hospital in northern Israel.
The woman has been released
from hospital.
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Loren's Trick Boobies (S663b)
From: BuffaloChips.com on 9/23/09 Source: http://www.buffaloschips.com/62515.htm |
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Click on the above source, or
'HERE'
for my copy,
to see Loren's trick boobies.
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Subj: Short
Breast Jokes
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Subj: Having
A Mamogram (S618b)
From: tom on 10/20/2008
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Staring At Breasts Is Healthy II (S558)
From: darrellvip on 9/30/2007 |
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Subj: Explaining
Breast-Feeding To A Child (S612b)
From: tom on 9/28/2008
As I was nursing my baby, my
cousin's six-year-old
daughter, Krissy, came into
the room. Never having
seen anyone breast-feed before,
she was intrigued
and full of all kinds of questions
about what I was
doing.
After mulling over my answers,
she remarked, 'My mom
has some of those, but I don't
think she knows how to
use them.'
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Subj:
Implants Last Forever (S544b)
From: LABLaughsAdult on 6/14/2007 |
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Subj:
Special Annoncement From Apple (S604b)
From: rfslick on 7/31/2008
ANNOUNCEMENT
Apple
announced today that it has developed a breast
implant that can store and play
music. The iTit will
cost from $499 to $699, depending
on cup and speaker size.
This is considered a major social
breakthrough, because
women are always complaining
about men staring at their
breasts and not listening to
them.
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Hooter's Gal ... (S509b)
From: darrell94590 on 10/20/2006 |
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Subj:
Boobs, Butt, Or Shoulder (S491)
From: ZipperFish.com on 6/21/2006 |
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Breast Test (S476)
From: LABLaughsAdult on 2/20/2006 |
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From: Joke-of-the-Day.com on 1/20/2007
(S523b)
JACK (age 3) was watching his
Mom breast-feeding his new baby
sister. After a while
he asked: "Mom why have you got two?
Is one for hot and one for cold
milk?"
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Smiley says Bye from
Imogenelumen on 8/8/2004 |