Subj: Breast-Supp Jokes (Gz)
(Includes 9 jokes and articles)
Breasts from
Animated Erotic Gifs
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Subj: Breast-Supp Jokes (Gz) (Includes 9 jokes and articles) |
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Breasts from Animated Erotic Gifs |
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Rodney Carrington - Show them to me (S552)
From: cappucinid on 8/14/2007 Photo from
Yahoo
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Rodney Carrington started as
a comedian. In 2004 he got
his own TV show, Rodney.
Now he sings country-western
music. Carrington said
the goal of his music and live
shows is simply to make people
laugh. You can listen to
him in concert on my web site
by clicking 'HERE'.
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Subj: The
Perfect Breasts (S536)
From: drgolfmd on 4/30/2007
A man walking down the street
sees a woman with perfect
breasts. "Hey Miss, "he
says, confronting her, "would
you let me bite your breasts
for $100 dollars?"
"Are you nuts?" she replies, and walks away.
The man turns around, runs around
the block and gets to
the corner before she does.
"Would you let me bite your
breasts for $1,000 dollars?"
he then asks.
"Listen you; I'm not that kind of woman! Got it?"
Once more the bloke runs around
the block and faces her.
"Would you let me bite your
breasts just once for $10,000
dollars?"
This time she thinks about it for a while.
"Per breast" he adds, raising the ante
"Hmmm, $20,000 dollars, eh? "she
ponders. "OK, just once,
but not here."
So they go into an alley, where
she takes off her blouse
to reveal, as the man suspected,
the most perfect breasts
in the world. As soon
as he sees them, he grabs them and
starts caressing them, fondling
them slowly, molding them,
kissing them, licking them,
burying his face in them, but
not biting them.
After several minutes of this
the woman finally runs out
or patience.
"Well?"she says, in an annoyed
tone. "Are you going to
bite them or not?"
"Nah", the man replies. "Costs too much."
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Subj: Breast
Implant Saves Israeli's Life (S501b)
From: Yahoo News on 8/15/2006
Source: http://uk.news.yahoo.com/15082006/80-132
/breast-implants-save-israeli-s-life-rocket-attack.html
JERUSALEM (Reuters) - An Israeli
woman's breast implants
saved her life when she was
wounded in a Hizbollah rocket
attack during Israel's war with
the Lebanese group, a
hospital spokesman said on Tuesday.
Doctors found shrapnel embedded
in the silicone implants,
just inches from the 24-year-old's
heart.
"She was saved from death," said
a spokesman for Nahariya
Hospital in northern Israel.
The woman has been released
from hospital.
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Subj: Short
Breast Jokes
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Staring At Breasts Is Healthy II (S558)
From: darrellvip on 9/30/2007 |
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Implants Last Forever (S544b)
From: LABLaughsAdult on 6/14/2007 |
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Hooter's Gal ... (S509b)
From: darrell94590 on 10/20/2006 |
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Boobs, Butt, Or Shoulder (S491)
From: ZipperFish.com on 6/21/2006 |
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Breast Test (S476)
From: LABLaughsAdult on 2/20/2006 |
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From: Joke-of-the-Day.com on 1/20/2007
(S523b)
JACK (age 3) was watching his
Mom breast-feeding his new baby
sister. After a while
he asked: "Mom why have you got two?
Is one for hot and one for cold
milk?"
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Smiley says Bye from
Imogenelumen on 8/8/2004 |