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Subj:     Gays Supp
                 (Includes 17 jokes and articles, 15952,18,no ads,md4w,12)

Gay Apparel
from
Buffalo's Jokes
Includes the following:  First Gay Edition Of The Bachelor - Video (S882)
.........................Gay Marriage (S871)
.........................Football-Pool (S439b, DU)
.........................Two Lesbians Raised A Baby - Video (S777)
.........................Tran Tuong Nguyen Show - Video (S808)
.........................Bizarro Sunday Comic Strip (S901)
.........................Pepsi Commercial - Now or Never! - Video (S746)
.........................President Obama: It Gets Better - Video (S720)
.........................Joel Burns Tells Gay Teens "It Gets Better" - Video (S717)
.........................The Colbert Coalition's Anti-Gay Marriage Ad (S711)
.........................Whose Line Is It Anyway w/ Richard Simmons - Video (S707)
.........................Labatt Blue Lip Gloss Commercial (S701)
.........................The Lesbians And A Rolex (S668b)
.........................Short Gay Jokes
..............................Blow Job Surprise (S807)
..............................Non Sequitur Sunday Comic Strip (S768)
..............................Gay Marriage And Marijuana Legalized (S827)
..............................Kevin Siers Cartoons (S887)
..............................Auth Political Cartoon (S649b)
..............................Opus Comic Strip III (S615b)

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Subj:     First Gay Edition Of The Bachelor (S882d)
          From: Funny or Die on 11/30/2013
Photo from GeorgeHTakei...
 Source1: http://www.youtube.com/embed/YdKYwI4C4t4
 Source2: http://www.advocate.com/comedy/2013/11/18/watch-george-
..........takei-and-jesse-tyler-ferguson-first-gay-edition-bachelor
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A gaggle of gay celebs, including Jesse Tyler
Ferguson, George Takei, and Lance Bass have
combined their star power for a hilarious Funny
or Die video that highlights the problems that
could crop up in a gay edition of The Bachelor.
Photo from YouTube.com
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 Click on either source, or 'HERE' for my copy, to see this
 silly, cute, spoof of the Bachelor TV show.

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Subj:     Gay Marriage (S871d)
          From: CollegeHumor
Photo from YouTube.com...
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/embed/X-YCdcnf_P8

 In this CollegeHumor sketch, if straight men don't
 support 'Gay Marriage,' gay men threaten to marry
 their girlfriends.  Click on the above source, or
 'HERE' for my copy, to this silly, cute, all too
 real indictment of straight men.

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Subj:     Football-Pool (S439b, DU)
          From: spade_harlequin on 6/25/2005

 A man went into a bar (it's funny how so many jokes start in
 bars isn't it?) and as he enters he hears a loud cheer from
 the back room "TOUCHDOWN!!".  He figures they're probably
 watching footbal back there.  This man, let's call him Matt,
 sits down at the bar and orders a drink.  He looks around
 the bar.  Since he doesn't know anyone there and none of the
 women are very attractive, he figures he'll make small tall
 with the bartender, James.

 Matt: So James, that's some game goin' on. Who's playin'
 James: Playing what?
 Matt: Football.
 James: Noone's playing Football.
 Matt: Then what's that screaming in the back?
 James: Some gays.
 Matt: And these gays just like to cheer for no reason?
 James: They have a reason.
 Matt: Well what is it?!
 James: Football-Pool
 Matt: Huh?
 James: They're playing Football-Pool
 Matt: Oh...

 Matt finishes his drink and decides to see just what the hell
 football-pool is.  He opens the back door and sees about 12
 guys gathered around a pool table.
 Matt: Hey what's this.
 Gay 1: Well it's football pool.
 Matt: Well I knew that...I meant to ask how you play.
 Gay 1: Oh well you ummm...you get a touchdown...and then you
        uh well it's easier if you just try it.
 Matt: You're sure I won't mess up your game?
 Gay 1: Course not! The more the merrier! Now here take
        this stick.

 Matt takes the stick and follows the instructions that the
 gays give him. He puts the cue ball on one side while the
 gays position the defenders, striped balls each of which must
 be 6 inches from every other striped ball, and takes aim at
 his receivers, solid balls each of which must be more than 6
 inches away from every other solid ball. He lines up his shot
 and nails the 8 ball into the corner pocket.

 TOCUHDOWN!! The crowd yells. TOUCHDOWN!!

 Matt thinks to himself, "These guys aren't so bad. Why do
 people have such a problem with gays anyway?"

 Gay 1: Ok Matt. Are you ready to try for the punt?

 Matt: Well how do I do that?

 Gay 1: Well it's very simple. See, you just bend over this
        stool and fart really loud.

 Matt: Fart?

 Gay 1: Yes. Fart.

 Matt: Well how do I know if I fart loud enough?

 Gay 1: Don't worry we'll tell you.

 Matt bends over to attempt the punt he senses somebody
 behind him and looks to see who. It's a large guy so Matt
 assumes that he's there to judge.  Matt starts to grunt
 and push as his team cheers him along. A deep chant of-

 Punt.Punt.Punt.

 Then Matt hears another chant that strikes terror into him-
 Block the punt. Block the punt. Block the punt.

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Subj:     Two Lesbians Raised A Baby (S777d)
          From: Ruby Lou on 11/30/2011
Photo from YouTube.com
 Source1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLMb8RIIIDQ
 Source2: Facebook

 There was discussion in Iowa regarding altering the
 state constitution to make same sex marriage illegal.
 This gentleman named Zach Wahls stepped forward to tell
 his experience.  What holds family together?  How do
 you build character?

 Click on either source, or 'HERE' for my copy, to hear
 this wonderfully moving, three minute speech.

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Subj:     Tran Tuong Nguyen Show  (S808d)
          From: darrelldre on 7/7/2012
Photo from YouTube.com...
 Source1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ss4IzbPrXnY
 Source2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsa30CJVx14

 The Tran Tuong Nguyen Show featuring the sone "One
 man woman" is funny, weird, and well done.  Click
 on source1, or "HERE" for my copy, to be surprised.

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Subj:     Bizarro Sunday Comic Strip (S901)
          By Dan Piraro
          From: WashingtonPost.com on 4/20/2014
Source: http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/artsand
........living/comics/king_bizarro.html?name=Bizarro
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Subj:     Pepsi Commercial - Now or Never! (S746d)
          From: Wimp.com
          on 5/4/2011 (in Headlines/ADS-Supp)
 Source1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBw-Aps4rfg
 Source2: http://www.wimp.com/niceguy/

 Click on either source, or 'HERE' for my copy, to see
 this cute, shocking Pepsi commercial.

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Subj:     President Obama: It Gets Better (S720d)
          From: Wimp.com on 10/30/2010
 Source1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=geyAFbSDPVk
 Source2: http://www.wimp.com/getsbetter/

 As part of the It Gets Better Project, President Obama
 shares his message of hope and support for LGBT youth
 who are struggling with being bullied.  Click on either
 source, or 'HERE' for my copy, to listen to this important
 message.

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Subj:     Joel Burns Tells Gay Teens "It Gets Better"
          From: Rebecca Champion on Facebook
          on 10/14/2010 (S717d)
 Source1: http://tv.gawker.com/5663083/this-is-the-most-
..........touching-it-gets-better-video-you-will-ever-see
 Source2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ax96cghOnY4

 Fort Worth City Councilman Joel Burns reaches out to GLBT
 teens with a personal story and a message of hope.  Click
 on either source, or 'HERE' for my copy.  You will cry
 before the end of this wonderful, touching video.

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Subj:     The Colbert Coalition's Anti-Gay
             Marriage Ad (S711d)
          From: Adam Prall on Facebook on 9/2/10
 Source: http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/224789/
.........april-16-2009/the-colbert-coalition-s-anti-gay-marriage-ad

 On April 16,2009, Steve Colbert's "The Colbert Report" discussed
 anti-gay marriage movement.  Click on the above source, or 'HERE'
 to see this very funny video.

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Subj:     Whose Line Is It Anyway w/ Richard Simmons
          From: FunniestStuff.net on 8/5/10 (S707d in Movies2)
Photo from YouTube.com
 Source1: http://www.funnieststuff.net/viewmovie.php?id=1881
 Source2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTWAvV9ecW8?feature=related

 The cast of Whose Line w/Drew Carey had special guest
 Richard Simmons joining the fun in the funniest skit
 ever done on this game show.  Click on either source,
 or 'HERE' for my copy, to see this great video.

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Subj:     Labatt Blue Lip Gloss Commercial (S701d)
          From: YouTube.com on 6/23/2010
Photo from YouTube.com...
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VdquHSJt3Q

 This thirty second Labatt Blue Beer commercial is funny and
 sexually hot.  Click on the above source, or 'HERE' for my
 copy, to learn a new way to apply lip gloss.

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Subj:     The Lesbians And A Rolex (S668b)
          From: sfo_pilot on 10/30/2009
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My Neighbors, the lesbians next
door, asked me what I would like
for my birthday.

I was quite surprised when they
gave me a Rolex.

It was very nice of them, but I
think they misunderstood me when
I said, "I wanna watch."

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Subj:     Short Gay Jokes (S101)

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Subj:     Blow Job Surprise (S807)
          From: darrelldre on 6/28/2012
 Click 'HERE' to see this dirty, silly, cute animated GIF.
 

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Subj:     Non Sequitur Sunday Comic Strip (S768)
..........By Wiley Miller
          From: WashingtonPost.com on 10/2/2011
 Source: http://wpcomics.washingtonpost.com/client/wpc/nq/
 Click 'HERE' to see this Sunday comic strip about landing
 on a new planet and starting a new life.
 

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Subj:     Gay Marriage And Marijuana Legalized (S827)
          From: tom on 11/15/2012

 AHA! Gay marriage was legalized on the same day as was
 marijuana use...

 This makes perfect biblical sense:

 Leviticus 20:13  "A man who lays with another man
                   should be stoned"
 

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Subj:     Kevin Siers Cartoons (S887d)
          Drawn by Kevin Siers
          From: Being Liberal on Facebook on 1/12/2014
 Source: http://blog.seculargovernment.us/
.........2011/10/cartoon-on-gay-marriage.html
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Subj:     Auth Political Cartoon (S649b)
          By Tony Auth
          From: WashingtonPost.com on 11/6/2009
 Source: http://wpcomics.washingtonpost.com/client/wpc/ta/
 Click 'HERE' to see this interesting political cartoon
 about gay marriage.
 

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Subj:     Opus Comic Strip III (S615b)
          By Berkeley Breathed June 10, 2007 
          From: Salon.com on 10/25/2008
 Source: http://www.salon.com/comics/opus/2007/06/10/opus/

 In this comic strip Opus discusses Davie Dinkle, who has
 two mothers.  You can read this cute, topics cartoon at
 the above source, or on my web site by clicking 'HERE'.

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