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(Includes 22 jokes and articles, 16083,20,no ads+L2,wXT5a6b,14)
Subj: New Wheaties Cereal Box (S960)
From: tom on 6/5/2015
......Click 'HERE' to see three original Wheaties
......boxes with Bruce Jenner on the front.
First Gay Edition Of The Bachelor
From: Funny or Die
..........on 11/30/2013 (S882d-On Site)
||A gaggle of gay celebs,
including Jesse Tyler
Ferguson, George Takei, and Lance Bass have
combined their star power for a hilarious Funny
or Die video that highlights the problems that
could crop up in a gay edition of The Bachelor.
Photo from YouTube.com
Subj: Guy Wakes Up With Two Rings (S1025)
From: Bawdy.Net Collage #169
Monday morning, after an all
weekend party, (most of which
he doesn't remember) this guy wakes up to find two stripes
circling all the way around his cock. One bright red the
Not remembering what he might
have done to have gotten
these, he decides to go to his doctor and have it checked
out. After explaining to the doctor that he's not sure how
they got there, but he wanted to have them checked out, the
doctor tells him that they will run several tests and figure
out the best form of treatment for him.
After the tests have been run
and analyzed the doctor tells
him that he has good and bad news. "The good new is that
the red stripe is lipstick. The bad new is the brown stripe
Gay Marriage (S871d-iFrame)
In this CollegeHumor sketch,
if straight men don't
support 'Gay Marriage,' gay men threaten to marry
their girlfriends. Click 'HERE' to this silly,
cute, all too real indictment of straight men.
Subj: Football-Pool (S439b, DU)
From: spade_harlequin on 6/25/2005
A man went into a bar (it's funny
how so many jokes start in
bars isn't it?) and as he enters he hears a loud cheer from
the back room "TOUCHDOWN!!". He figures they're probably
watching footbal back there. This man, let's call him Matt,
sits down at the bar and orders a drink. He looks around
the bar. Since he doesn't know anyone there and none of the
women are very attractive, he figures he'll make small tall
with the bartender, James.
Matt: So James, that's some game
goin' on. Who's playin'
James: Playing what?
James: Noone's playing Football.
Matt: Then what's that screaming in the back?
James: Some gays.
Matt: And these gays just like to cheer for no reason?
James: They have a reason.
Matt: Well what is it?!
James: They're playing Football-Pool
Matt finishes his drink and decides
to see just what the hell
football-pool is. He opens the back door and sees about 12
guys gathered around a pool table.
Matt: Hey what's this.
Gay 1: Well it's football pool.
Matt: Well I knew that...I meant to ask how you play.
Gay 1: Oh well you ummm...you get a touchdown...and then you
uh well it's easier if you just try it.
Matt: You're sure I won't mess up your game?
Gay 1: Course not! The more the merrier! Now here take
Matt takes the stick and follows
the instructions that the
gays give him. He puts the cue ball on one side while the
gays position the defenders, striped balls each of which must
be 6 inches from every other striped ball, and takes aim at
his receivers, solid balls each of which must be more than 6
inches away from every other solid ball. He lines up his shot
and nails the 8 ball into the corner pocket.
TOCUHDOWN!! The crowd yells. TOUCHDOWN!!
Matt thinks to himself, "These
guys aren't so bad. Why do
people have such a problem with gays anyway?"
Gay 1: Ok Matt. Are you ready to try for the punt?
Matt: Well how do I do that?
Gay 1: Well it's very simple.
See, you just bend over this
stool and fart really loud.
Gay 1: Yes. Fart.
Matt: Well how do I know if I fart loud enough?
Gay 1: Don't worry we'll tell you.
Matt bends over to attempt the
punt he senses somebody
behind him and looks to see who. It's a large guy so Matt
assumes that he's there to judge. Matt starts to grunt
and push as his team cheers him along. A deep chant of-
Then Matt hears another chant
that strikes terror into him-
Block the punt. Block the punt. Block the punt.
Two Lesbians Raised A Baby (S777d-iFrame)
From: Ruby Lou on 11/30/2011
Photo from YouTube.com
There was discussion in Iowa
regarding altering the
state constitution to make same sex marriage illegal.
This gentleman named Zach Wahls stepped forward to tell
his experience. What holds family together? How do
you build character?
to hear this wonderfully moving, three
Tran Tuong Nguyen Show
..........on 7/7/2012 (S808d-iFrame)
The Tran Tuong Nguyen Show featuring
the sone "One
man woman" is funny, weird, and well done. Click
'HERE' to be surprised.
Subj: Bizarro Sunday Comic Strip (S901)
By Dan Piraro on 4/20/2014
Pepsi Commercial - Now or Never! (S746d-On Site)
on 5/4/2011 (in Headlines/ADS-Supp)
Click 'HERE' to see this cute, shocking Pepsi commercial.
Subj: Gay Wedding Etiquette (S233, DU)
From: KMACINTY on 7/18/2001
1. On the day of a gay wedding,
it's bad luck for the two
grooms to see each other at the gym.
2. Superstition suggests that
for good luck the couple
should have: Something bold, something flirty,
something trashy, something dirty.
3. It's customary at gay and
lesbian nuptials for the
parents to have an open bar during the entire ceremony.
4. Gay wedding tradition dictates
that both grooms refrain
from eating any of the wedding cake because it's all
carbs and sugar.
5. It's considered bad luck
for either of the grooms to
have dated the priest.
6. During the first dance, it's
considered unlucky to use
glow sticks, flags, whistles or hand held lasers.
7. For good luck at the union
of a drag queen, the bouquet
is always thrown in the face of a hated rival.
8. The reception hall must have
a disco ball and at least
one go go dancer.
9. The wedding singer is not
allowed to play/sing Let's
hear it for the boy, YMCA or I will Survive.
10. The father of the Bottom pays for everything!
President Obama: It Gets Better
..........on 10/30/2010 (S720d-iFrame)
As part of the It Gets Better
Project, President Obama
shares his message of hope and support for LGBT youth
who are struggling with being bullied. Click 'HERE'
to listen to this important message.
Subj: Sailor Needs A Hotel Room (S258, S737)
From: gaylevallejo on 10/2/2005 and 2/21/2011
By the time the sailor pulled
into a little town, every
hotel room was taken. "You've got to have a room somewhere,"
he pleaded. "Or just a bed, I don't care where."
"Well, I do have a double room
with one occupant - an Air
Force guy," admitted the manager, "and he might be glad to
split the cost. But to tell you the truth, he snores so
loudly that people in adjoining rooms have complained in
the past. I'm not sure it'd be worth it to you."
"No problem," the tired Navy man assured him. "I'll take it."
The next morning the sailor came
down to breakfast bright-
eyed and bushy-tailed. "How'd you sleep?" asked the manager.
The manager was impressed. "No
problem with the other guy
"Nope, I shut him up in no time" said the Navy guy.
"How'd you manage that?" asked the manager.
"He was already in bed, snoring
away, when I came in the
room," the sailor explained. "I went over, gave him a kiss
on the cheek, and said, 'Goodnight, beautiful,' and he sat
up all night watching me."
Joel Burns Tells Gay Teens "It Gets Better"
From: Rebecca Champion on Facebook
on 10/14/2010 (S717d-iFrame)
Fort Worth City Councilman Joel
Burns reaches out to GLBT
teens with a personal story and a message of hope. Click
'HERE'. You will cry before the end of this wonderful,
The Colbert Coalition's Anti-
Gay Marriage Ad (S711d-On Site)
From: Adam Prall on on 9/2/10
On April 16,2009, Steve Colbert's
"The Colbert Report"
discussed anti-gay marriage movement. Click 'HERE' to
see this very funny video.
Whose Line Is It Anyway w/ Richard Simmons
From: FunniestStuff.net on 8/5/10
..........(S707d-On Site SWF in Movies2)
The cast of Whose Line w/Drew
Carey had special guest
Richard Simmons joining the fun in the funniest skit
ever done on this game show. Click 'HERE' to see
this great video.
Labatt Blue Lip Gloss Commercial
From: YouTube.com on 6/23/2010
..........(S701d-iFrame).......Photo from YouTube.com
This thirty second Labatt Blue
Beer commercial is funny
and sexually hot. Click 'HERE' to learn a new way to
apply lip gloss.
Subj: The Lesbians And A Rolex (S668b)
From: sfo_pilot on 10/30/2009
||My Neighbors, the lesbians
door, asked me what I would like
for my birthday.
I was quite surprised when they
It was very nice of them, but I
Peter White On Homophobia
From: Clarisa J Morales
..........on 10/15/17 (S1083d-On Site)
to see this Canadian comedian Peter White's
skit on "Homophobia makes no sense".
Subj: Short Gay Jokes (S101)
Blow Job Surprise (S807)
From: darrelldre on 6/28/2012
Non Sequitur Sunday Comic Strip
..........By Wiley Miller
..........on 10/2/2011 (S768)
Subj: Gay Marriage And Marijuana Legalized (S827)
From: tom on 11/15/2012
AHA! Gay marriage was legalized
on the same day as was
This makes perfect biblical sense:
Leviticus 20:13 "A man
who lays with another man
should be stoned"
Subj: Kevin Siers Cartoons (S887d)
Drawn by Kevin Siers
From: Being Liberal on Facebook on 1/12/2014
Auth Political Cartoon (S649b)
By Tony Auth on 11/6/2009
Opus Comic Strip III (S615b)
By Berkeley Breathed in 2007
From: Salon.com on 10/25/2008
In this comic strip Opus discusses
Davie Dinkle, who has
two mothers. You can read this cute, topics cartoon at
the above source, or on my web site by clicking 'HERE'.