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Subj:     Gays Supp
                 (Includes 22 jokes and articles, 16083,20,no ads+L2,wXT5a6b,14)

Gay Apparel
from
Buffalo's Jokes
Includes the following:  New Wheaties Cereal Box - Drawing (S960)
.........................First Gay Edition Of The Bachelor - Video (S882)
.........................Guy Wakes Up With Two Rings (S1025)
.........................Gay Marriage (S871)
.........................Football-Pool (S439b, DU)
.........................Two Lesbians Raised A Baby - Video (S777)
.........................Tran Tuong Nguyen Show - Video (S808)
.........................Bizarro Sunday Comic Strip (S901)
.........................Pepsi Commercial - Now or Never! - Video (S746)
.........................Gay Wedding Etiquette (S233, DU)
.........................President Obama: It Gets Better - Video (S720)
.........................Sailor Needs A Hotel Room (S258, S737)
.........................Joel Burns Tells Gay Teens "It Gets Better" - Video (S717)
.........................The Colbert Coalition's Anti-Gay Marriage Ad (S711)
.........................Whose Line Is It Anyway w/ Richard Simmons - Video (S707)
.........................Labatt Blue Lip Gloss Commercial (S701)
.........................The Lesbians And A Rolex - Photo (S668b)
.........................Peter White On Homophobia - Comedy Skit (S1083)
.........................Short Gay Jokes
..............................Blow Job Surprise - GIF (S807)
..............................Non Sequitur Sunday Comic Strip (S768)
..............................Gay Marriage And Marijuana Legalized (S827)
..............................Kevin Siers Cartoons (S887)
..............................Auth Political Cartoon (S649b)
..............................Opus Comic Strip III (S615b)

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Subj:     New Wheaties Cereal Box (S960)
          From: tom on 6/5/2015
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......Click 'HERE' to see three original Wheaties
......boxes with Bruce Jenner on the front.
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Subj:     First Gay Edition Of The Bachelor
          From: Funny or Die
..........on 11/30/2013 (S882d-On Site)
 Source1: www.youtube.com/embed/YdKYwI4C4t4
 Source2: www.advocate.com/comedy/2013/11/18/watch-george-takei
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A gaggle of gay celebs, including Jesse Tyler
Ferguson, George Takei, and Lance Bass have
combined their star power for a hilarious Funny
or Die video that highlights the problems that
could crop up in a gay edition of The Bachelor.
Photo from YouTube.com
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 Click 'HERE' to see this silly, cute, spoof of the Bachelor TV show.

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Subj:     Guy Wakes Up With Two Rings (S1025)
          From: Bawdy.Net Collage #169

 Monday morning, after an all weekend party, (most of which
 he doesn't remember) this guy wakes up to find two stripes
 circling all the way around his cock.  One bright red the
 other brown.

 Not remembering what he might have done to have gotten
 these, he decides to go to his doctor and have it checked
 out.  After explaining to the doctor that he's not sure how
 they got there, but he wanted to have them checked out, the
 doctor tells him that they will run several tests and figure
 out the best form of treatment for him.

 After the tests have been run and analyzed the doctor tells
 him that he has good and bad news.  "The good new is that
 the red stripe is lipstick.  The bad new is the brown stripe
 is Skoal."

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Subj:     Gay Marriage (S871d-iFrame)
          From: CollegeHumor
 At: www.youtube.com/embed/X-YCdcnf_P8

 In this CollegeHumor sketch, if straight men don't
 support 'Gay Marriage,' gay men threaten to marry
 their girlfriends.  Click 'HERE' to this silly,
 cute, all too real indictment of straight men.

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Subj:     Football-Pool (S439b, DU)
          From: spade_harlequin on 6/25/2005

 A man went into a bar (it's funny how so many jokes start in
 bars isn't it?) and as he enters he hears a loud cheer from
 the back room "TOUCHDOWN!!".  He figures they're probably
 watching footbal back there.  This man, let's call him Matt,
 sits down at the bar and orders a drink.  He looks around
 the bar.  Since he doesn't know anyone there and none of the
 women are very attractive, he figures he'll make small tall
 with the bartender, James.

 Matt: So James, that's some game goin' on. Who's playin'
 James: Playing what?
 Matt: Football.
 James: Noone's playing Football.
 Matt: Then what's that screaming in the back?
 James: Some gays.
 Matt: And these gays just like to cheer for no reason?
 James: They have a reason.
 Matt: Well what is it?!
 James: Football-Pool
 Matt: Huh?
 James: They're playing Football-Pool
 Matt: Oh...

 Matt finishes his drink and decides to see just what the hell
 football-pool is.  He opens the back door and sees about 12
 guys gathered around a pool table.
 Matt: Hey what's this.
 Gay 1: Well it's football pool.
 Matt: Well I knew that...I meant to ask how you play.
 Gay 1: Oh well you ummm...you get a touchdown...and then you
        uh well it's easier if you just try it.
 Matt: You're sure I won't mess up your game?
 Gay 1: Course not! The more the merrier! Now here take
        this stick.

 Matt takes the stick and follows the instructions that the
 gays give him. He puts the cue ball on one side while the
 gays position the defenders, striped balls each of which must
 be 6 inches from every other striped ball, and takes aim at
 his receivers, solid balls each of which must be more than 6
 inches away from every other solid ball. He lines up his shot
 and nails the 8 ball into the corner pocket.

 TOCUHDOWN!! The crowd yells. TOUCHDOWN!!

 Matt thinks to himself, "These guys aren't so bad. Why do
 people have such a problem with gays anyway?"

 Gay 1: Ok Matt. Are you ready to try for the punt?

 Matt: Well how do I do that?

 Gay 1: Well it's very simple. See, you just bend over this
        stool and fart really loud.

 Matt: Fart?

 Gay 1: Yes. Fart.

 Matt: Well how do I know if I fart loud enough?

 Gay 1: Don't worry we'll tell you.

 Matt bends over to attempt the punt he senses somebody
 behind him and looks to see who. It's a large guy so Matt
 assumes that he's there to judge.  Matt starts to grunt
 and push as his team cheers him along. A deep chant of-

 Punt.Punt.Punt.

 Then Matt hears another chant that strikes terror into him-
 Block the punt. Block the punt. Block the punt.

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Subj:     Two Lesbians Raised A Baby (S777d-iFrame)
          From: Ruby Lou on 11/30/2011
Photo from YouTube.com
 Source: www.youtube.com/embed/bLMb8RIIIDQ

 There was discussion in Iowa regarding altering the
 state constitution to make same sex marriage illegal.
 This gentleman named Zach Wahls stepped forward to tell
 his experience.  What holds family together?  How do
 you build character?

 Click 'HERE' to hear this wonderfully moving, three
 minute speech.

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Subj:     Tran Tuong Nguyen Show
          From: darrelldre
..........on 7/7/2012 (S808d-iFrame)
 Source1: www.youtube.com/embed/K3MJ5PEF1Kw
 Source2: jokelibrary.net/sex/b_to_h/gays-supp-one_man.wmv

 The Tran Tuong Nguyen Show featuring the sone "One
 man woman" is funny, weird, and well done.  Click
 'HERE' to be surprised.

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Subj:     Bizarro Sunday Comic Strip (S901)
          By Dan Piraro on 4/20/2014
Source: www.bizarro.com/comics/april-20-2014/
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Subj:     Pepsi Commercial - Now or Never! (S746d-On Site)
          From: Wimp.com
          on 5/4/2011 (in Headlines/ADS-Supp)
 Source: www.youtube.com/embed/MBw-Aps4rfg

 Click 'HERE' to see this cute, shocking Pepsi commercial.

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Subj:     Gay Wedding Etiquette (S233, DU)
          From: KMACINTY on 7/18/2001

  1. On the day of a gay wedding, it's bad luck for the two
     grooms to see each other at the gym.

  2. Superstition suggests that for good luck the couple
     should have: Something bold, something flirty,
     something trashy, something dirty.

  3. It's customary at gay and lesbian nuptials for the
     parents to have an open bar during the entire ceremony.

  4. Gay wedding tradition dictates that both grooms refrain
     from eating any of the wedding cake because it's all
     carbs and sugar.

  5. It's considered bad luck for either of the grooms to
     have dated the priest.

  6. During the first dance, it's considered unlucky to use
     glow sticks, flags, whistles or hand held lasers.

  7. For good luck at the union of a drag queen, the bouquet
     is always thrown in the face of a hated rival.

  8. The reception hall must have a disco ball and at least
     one go go dancer.

  9. The wedding singer is not allowed to play/sing Let's
     hear it for the boy, YMCA or I will Survive.

 10. The father of the Bottom pays for everything!

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Subj:     President Obama: It Gets Better
          From: Wimp.com
..........on 10/30/2010 (S720d-iFrame)
 Source1: www.wimp.com/getsbetter/
 Source2: www.youtube.com/embed/geyAFbSDPVk

 As part of the It Gets Better Project, President Obama
 shares his message of hope and support for LGBT youth
 who are struggling with being bullied.  Click 'HERE'
 to listen to this important message.

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Subj:     Sailor Needs A Hotel Room (S258, S737)
          From: gaylevallejo on 10/2/2005 and 2/21/2011

 By the time the sailor pulled into a little town, every
 hotel room was taken. "You've got to have a room somewhere,"
 he pleaded.  "Or just a bed, I don't care where."

 "Well, I do have a double room with one occupant - an Air
 Force guy," admitted the manager, "and he might be glad to
 split the cost.  But to tell you the truth, he snores so
 loudly that people in adjoining rooms have complained in
 the past.  I'm not sure it'd be worth it to you."

 "No problem," the tired Navy man assured him.  "I'll take it."

 The next morning the sailor came down to breakfast bright-
 eyed and bushy-tailed.  "How'd you sleep?" asked the manager.

 "Never better."

 The manager was impressed. "No problem with the other guy
 snoring?"

 "Nope, I shut him up in no time" said the Navy guy.

 "How'd you manage that?" asked the manager.

 "He was already in bed, snoring away, when I came in the
 room," the sailor explained.  "I went over, gave him a kiss
 on the cheek, and said, 'Goodnight, beautiful,' and he sat
 up all night watching me."

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Subj:     Joel Burns Tells Gay Teens "It Gets Better"
          From: Rebecca Champion on Facebook
          on 10/14/2010 (S717d-iFrame)
 Source: www.youtube.com/embed/ax96cghOnY4

 Fort Worth City Councilman Joel Burns reaches out to GLBT
 teens with a personal story and a message of hope.  Click
 'HERE'.  You will cry before the end of this wonderful,
 touching video.

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Subj:     The Colbert Coalition's Anti-
             Gay Marriage Ad (S711d-On Site)
          From: Adam Prall on on 9/2/10
 Source: www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/224789/
.........april-16-2009/the-colbert-coalition-s-anti-gay-marriage-ad

 On April 16,2009, Steve Colbert's "The Colbert Report"
 discussed anti-gay marriage movement.  Click 'HERE' to
 see this very funny video.

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Subj:     Whose Line Is It Anyway w/ Richard Simmons
          From: FunniestStuff.net on 8/5/10
..........(S707d-On Site SWF in Movies2)
 Source: (Removed from funnieststuff.net)

 The cast of Whose Line w/Drew Carey had special guest
 Richard Simmons joining the fun in the funniest skit
 ever done on this game show.  Click 'HERE' to see
 this great video.

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Subj:     Labatt Blue Lip Gloss Commercial
          From: YouTube.com on 6/23/2010
..........(S701d-iFrame).......Photo from YouTube.com
 Source: www.youtube.com/embed/8VdquHSJt3Q

 This thirty second Labatt Blue Beer commercial is funny
 and sexually hot.  Click 'HERE' to learn a new way to
 apply lip gloss.

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Subj:     The Lesbians And A Rolex (S668b)
          From: sfo_pilot on 10/30/2009
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My Neighbors, the lesbians next
door, asked me what I would like
for my birthday.

I was quite surprised when they
gave me a Rolex.

It was very nice of them, but I
think they misunderstood me when
I said, "I wanna watch."

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Subj:     Peter White On Homophobia
          From: Clarisa J Morales
..........on 10/15/17 (S1083d-On Site)
 Source: www.youtube.com/
.........embed/9QY_u7yFe70

 Click 'HERE' to see this Canadian comedian Peter White's
 skit on "Homophobia makes no sense".


Subj:     Short Gay Jokes (S101)

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Subj:     Blow Job Surprise (S807)
          From: darrelldre on 6/28/2012
 Click 'HERE' to see this dirty, silly, cute animated GIF.
 

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Subj:     Non Sequitur Sunday Comic Strip
..........By Wiley Miller
..........on 10/2/2011 (S768)
 Source: www.gocomics.com/nonsequitur/2011/10/02
 Click 'HERE' to see this Sunday comic strip about landing
 on a new planet and starting a new life.
 

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Subj:     Gay Marriage And Marijuana Legalized (S827)
          From: tom on 11/15/2012

 AHA! Gay marriage was legalized on the same day as was
 marijuana use...

 This makes perfect biblical sense:

 Leviticus 20:13  "A man who lays with another man
                   should be stoned"
 

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Subj:     Kevin Siers Cartoons (S887d)
          Drawn by Kevin Siers
          From: Being Liberal on Facebook on 1/12/2014
 Source: blog.seculargovernment.us/2011/
.........10/cartoon-on-gay-marriage.html
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Subj:     Auth Political Cartoon (S649b)
          By Tony Auth on 11/6/2009
 Source: www.gocomics.com/tonyauth/2009/11/06
 Click 'HERE' to see this interesting political cartoon
 about gay marriage.
 

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Subj:     Opus Comic Strip III (S615b)
          By Berkeley Breathed in 2007 
          From: Salon.com on 10/25/2008
 Source: www.salon.com/comics/opus/2007/06/10/opus/

 In this comic strip Opus discusses Davie Dinkle, who has
 two mothers.  You can read this cute, topics cartoon at
 the above source, or on my web site by clicking 'HERE'.

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