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"I believe
that sex is one of the most beautiful,
natural, wholesome
things that money can buy."
-- Tom Clancy |
"You
know that 'look' women get when they want
sex? Me neither."
-- Steve Martin |
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"Sex
without love is a meaningless experience,
but as meaningless
experiences go, it's pretty
damned good."
-- Drew Carey
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| "Having
sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd
better have a good hand." -- Woody Allen
"Bisexuality immediately
doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." -- Woody Allen |
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"If it
weren't for pickpockets I'd have no
sex life at all."
-- Rodney Dangerfield |
| "There
are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly
in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL." --
Lynn Lavner |
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"I can
remember when the air was clean and sex was
dirty." --
George Burns
"Sex at age 90 is
like trying to shoot pool with
a rope." --
George Burns |
| "It isn't
premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married." -- Matt
Barry |
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"Leaving
sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist."
-- Camille Paglia
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"Women
might be able to fake orgasms. But
men can fake a whole
relationship."
-- Sharon
Stone |
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My girlfriend
always laughs during sex no matter what
she's reading.
-- Steve Jobs (Founder: Apple Computers) |
Sex
is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation.
The
other eight are unimportant." --Henry Miller
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"Clinton
lied. A man might forget where he parks
or where he lives,
but he never forgets oral sex,
no matter how bad
it is." -- Barbara Bush |
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the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough
blood to run one at a time." -- Robin Williams
"Ah, yes, divorce,
from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."
--Robin Williams |
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Women
need a reason to have sex. Men just
need a place.
-- Billy Crystal |
| "According
to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front
of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say
that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful."
-- Robert De Niro |
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"It's
been so long since I've had sex, I've forgotten
who ties up whom."
-- Joan Rivers
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"There's
very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, I know
what I'm doing. Just
show me somebody
naked." --Jerry
Seinfeld |
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"The
Web brings people together because no matter what kind of a twisted sexual
mutant you happen to be, you've got millions of pals out there. Type
in 'Find people that have sex with goats that are on fire' and the computer
will ask, 'Specify type of goat.'"
-- Jason Alexander
(George on Seinfeld)
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don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little
things like: being spanked every day by an attractive middle-aged woman.
Stuff you pay good money for, later in life." -- Elmo Phillips
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"Bigamy
is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same." -- Oscar Wilde
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