Subj:     Pregnant-Supp Jokes
                 (Includes 17 jokes and articles, 22 1962,8,cLf,vXT4a5a,6)

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Includes the following:  Superman's Baby - Comic Book (DU)
.........................Coca Cola Life - Ser Padres - HD Video (S890)
.........................Grandma's Pills (S937)
.........................Pam's Story (S783)
.........................Lena Is Pregnant With Ole's Child (S820)
.........................Bill Cosby - Where Babies Come From - Video (S756)
.........................Pregnancy Class For Couples (S734)
.........................Truth is Stranger Than Fiction (S828)
.........................A Very Pregnant Secretary (S566)
.........................Don't Go To The Doctor In June/July - Video (S704b)
.........................Changes Now That The Baby Has Arrived (S250, DU)
.........................Three Pregnant Ladies Knitting Baby Cloths (DU)
.........................Rhymes With Orange - Cartoon (S1062)
.........................Baby Sues Over Pregnancy (S258b)
.........................Short Pregnant Jokes
..............................Married and Pregnant (S683)
..............................Octomom 8 Days Before the Births (S632b)

Subj:     Superman's Baby - Comic Book (DU)
          From: ComicVine on 9/10/2016
 Source: http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/
Subj:     Coca Cola Life - Ser Padres HD (S890d-Object)
          Posted by santobuenosaires
          From: Mary Jones on Facebook on 1/9/14
 Source1: http://www.youtube.com/embed/4sNlcwAh83Y
 Source2: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coca-Cola_Life

 Coca-Cola Life is a product of The Coca-Cola Company
 launched in Argentina and Chile in 2013. 
Coca Cola Life - Ser Padres, shows the joys
and difficulties of having children and
becoming pregnant.

Notice that the mid-calorie version of Coca-Cola
Life in Argentina comes in a green bottle and can.
Photo from FoodBev.com

 Click 'HERE' to see this wonderful ad.
Subj:     Grandma's Pills (S937)
          From: tom on 12/13/2014

 After working most of her life, Grandma finally retired.

 At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a
 list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her.

 As the young doctor was looking through these, his eyes
 grew wide as he realized she had a prescription for birth
 control pills.  "Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are

 "Yes,they help me sleep at night."

 "Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in
 these pills that could possibly help you sleep!"

 She reached out and patted the young Doctor's knee. "Yes,
 dear, I know that, but every morning, I grind one up and
 mix it in the glass of orange juice that my 16 year old
 granddaughter drinks...and believe me, it helps me sleep
 at night."

Subj:     Pam's Story (S783d-On Site Web Page)
          From: tom on 1/11/2012
Photo from USAToday.net...
 Source1: http://www.icontact-archive.com/
 Source2: http://www.snopes.com/glurge/timtebow.asp

 Click 'HERE' to read about Pam Tebow's pregnancy problems
 with her fifth child, Tim.

Subj:     Lena Is Pregnant With Ole's Child (S820)
          From: virv on 9/28/2012

 Late one night, Lena vakes Ole and says, 'I tink it's time!'
 So Ole fired up the Yohn Deere tractor and took her to the
 hospital to have their first baby.

 She had a little boy, and the doctor looked over at Ole and
 said, 'A son! Ain't dat Great!'  Well, Ole got excited by
 dis, but yust den the doctor spoke up and said, 'Hold on!
 We ain't finished yet!'  The doctor den held up a little
 girl..  He said, 'Hey, Ole! You got you a daughter!'  She's
 a pretty little ting, too.'

 Ole got kind of puzzled by this, an then the doctor said,
 'Holey Moley, Ole we still ain't done yet!'  The doctor
 then delivered another boy and said, Ole, you yust had
 yourself another boy!'

 Ole was flabbergasted by this news!

 A couple days later, Ole brought Lena and their three
 children home in the self-propelled combine.  He was real
 serious and he asked Lena, 'How come we got tree on the
 first try?'

 Lena said, 'You remember dat night we ran out of Vaseline
 and you vent out in the garage and got dat dere 3-in-1 Oil?'

 Ole said, 'Yeah, I do.  Uffda!  It's a dam good ting I
 didn't get the WD-40!!.

Subj:     Bill Cosby - Where Babies Come From (S756d-iFrame)
          From: tom on 7/9/2011
 Source: https://www.youtube.com/embed/Dggt7PuoG00

 On the Bill Cosby Show during Season 6, Raven Symone explains
 how mothers deliver a baby from a little girl's point of view.
 Click 'HERE' to see and hear this wonderful explanation.

Subj:     Pregnancy Class For Couples (S734)
          From: darrellvip on 1/31/2011

 The  room was full of pregnant women with their partners.
 The class was in full swing.  The instructor was teaching
 the women how to breathe properly and was telling the men
 how to give the necessary assurance to their partners at
 this stage of the pregnancy.

 She said  "Ladies, remember that exercise is good for you.
 Walking is especially beneficial.  It strengthens the pelvic
 muscles and will make delivery that much easier.  Just take
 several stops and stay on a soft surface like grass or a path."

 She looked at the men in  the room, "and Gentlemen, remember --
 You're in this together  --  It wouldn't hurt you to go walking
 with her."

 The room suddenly got very quiet as the men absorbed this
 information.  Then a man at the back of the room slowly raised
 his hand.

 "Yes,"  answered  the Instructor.

 "I was just wondering if it would be all right if she carries
 a golf bag while we walk??"

 This kind of sensitivity just can't be taught.

Subj:     Truth is Stranger Than Fiction (S828)
          From: tom on 11/20/2012 (d-On Site Web Page)
 Source: (Removed from trcbnews.com)

 In Stuttgart, Germany, a court judge must decide on a case
 of honorable intentions in a situation where a man hired
 his neighbor to get his wife pregnant.  Click 'HERE' to
 read this cute, unsubstantiated story.

Subj:     A Very Pregnant Secretary (S566)
          From: LABLaughsClean on 11/28/2007

 Years ago, when I was in business, I had a secretary named
 Donna, who was very, very pregnant.  Although she was going
 to have a single baby girl, it looked as if she were going
 to have triplets.

 A little girl, about four years old standing on tiptoe on
 the other side of the counter, was just staring at Donna in
 wonderment.  Finally the little girl dramatically pointed
 at Donna's abdomen and exclaimed loudly, "What's that?"

 Donna, somewhat embarrassed, explained politely to the
 little girl, "I'm pregnant.  That means that I am going to
 have a baby, a girl, and it will grow up to be just like

 The little girl asked, "Do you love the baby?"

 Donna replied. "Of course I love the baby."

 The little girl then exclaimed, "If you love the baby, why
 did you eat it?"

Subj:     Don't Go To The Doctor In June/July (S704b,d-Object)
          From: darrellvip on 7/13/2010Photo from YouTube.com
 Source: https://www.youtube.com/embed/M7BCqtdxsXg

 This ad, which ran in June and July of 2010, is very cute.
 Click 'HERE' to see this funny, EuroSport video from France.

Subj:     Changes Now That The Baby Has Arrived (S250, DU)
          From: WSelwa on 11/16/20

 Hubby drops to No.2 on the list of people drooling at the
 sight of your breasts.

 Finally, someone you can beat at "Got Your Nose," at least
 for a year or so.

 You develop a liking for minivans, sensible shoes, and a
 deep-seated contempt for Michael Jackson.

 You're not so tolerant of strangers asking to touch your
 round little belly anymore now that you're just FAT.

 Goodbye, Happy Hour ... Hello, Happy Meal!

 Can't leave the AK-47s under the couch anymore.

 No longer get arrested for whipping out your breast on the

 The realization that caca comes in a rainbow of lovely colors.

 Well, there goes the pet dingo.

 Cases of Bud Light quickly replaced by cases of Butt Wipes.

 Junior looks adorable in his little "sandbox," but the cat
 is seriously torqued about it.

 For efficiency, your paycheck now direct-deposited to Disney.

 The closest you come to orgasm is when you think of sleep.

Subj:     Three Pregnant Ladies Knitting Baby Cloths (DU)

 Three pregnant ladies are knitting cloths for their unborn
 babies.  The first woman looks at her watch, "oh" she says,
 stops knitting and reaches into her purse and pulls out a
 little black box, and out from the little black box pulls
 a pill, and then swallows the pill.  She turns and smiles
 to the other ladies and says "Iron, good for mother
 (pointing at her chest) good for baby" (then rubs her
 stomach).  The other ladies smile and all continue knitting.

 15 minutes later, the second woman looks at her watch, "oh"
 she says, stops knitting and reaches into her purse and
 pulls out a little black box, and out from the little black
 box pulls a pill, and then swallows the pill.  She turns
 and smiles to the other ladies and says "Calcium, good for
 mother (pointing at her chest) good for baby" (then rubs
 her stomach).  The other ladies smile and all continue

 15 minutes later, the third woman looks at her watch, "oh"
 she says, stops knitting and reaches into her purse and
 pulls out a little black box, and out from the little
 black box pulls a pill, and then swallows the pill.  She
 then continues to knit. The other two are curious and
 ask her what the pill was.  "Thalidomide, I can't knit

Subj:     Rhymes With Orange (S1062)
          Written by Hilary B.Price on 5/9/2017
 Source: http://comicskingdom.com/rhymes-with-orange/2017-05-09
Subj:     Baby Sues Over Pregnancy (S258b)
          From: jerry on 1/2/2002

 A state appeals court in Miami, Florida, ruled that children
 have the right to sue their mothers for injuries caused by
 bad driving during pregnancy.  The lawsuit was initiated by
 a MOTHER on behalf of her 7-year-old daughter who sustained
 severe permanent injuries in a traffic accident the day
 before she was born and whose mother was deemed to be
 partially responsible for the accident.

 Why does the mother want her daughter to sue her?

 Because it's the insurance company who gets to pay the award.

 Meanwhile, although winning the suit against her mother, as
 her mother wishes, bears evidence that the mother was
 responsible for the injuries, no criminal charges can be
 brought against the mother for endangering her child because
 Florida has a law against such criminal actions.

 The insurance company will appeal the decision to the Florida
 Supreme Court hoping that the concept will be rejected as it
 was by the Illinois Supreme Court which contended that if
 such lawsuits were permitted, then the moment of conception
 would create a relationship between mother and fetus as that
 of legal adversaries.

 Miami Herald 20-Dec-01

Subj:     Short Pregnant Jokes
Subj:     Married and Pregnant (S683)
          From: LABLaughsCLean on 2/18/2010
 I was in my ninth month of pregnancy and feeling
 very uncomfortable. On top of everything, my pleas
 for sympathy seemed to go unnoticed by my husband.

 One day, I told him, "I hope in your next life,
 you get to be pregnant!"

 He replied, "I hope in your next life, you get to
 be married to someone who's pregnant!"

Subj:     Octomom 8 Days Before the Births (S632b)
          From: CKButch4Femme on 2/13/2009
Photo from TMZ...
 Source: http://www.tmz.com/2009/02/12/octomom-it-was-a-very-goodyear/
 Since the birth of the octuplets, many of us have been
 wondering what a human being pregnant with eight babies
 would look like.  Well, the photos above of Nadya Suleman
 and her bulging belly can now satisfy any and all morbid
 craving you may have had to visually witness such an jaw
 dropping feat.  The photos, an exclusive posted on celebrity
 site TMZ, were taken eight days before Suleman gave birth
 to her octuplets.   Click 'HERE' to see the large photo.

From: ginafm on 8/27/2009 (S659b)
 It should probably be called Unplanned Parenthood.

                           -(o o)-
..............................From Smiley_Central.