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Subj:     Sex-Supp Jokes
                 (Includes 28 jokes, 03821,20,no ads,md,18)

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Includes the following:  Robin Williams - Weapons Of Self Destruction - Movie (S757)
.........................Little Johnny Sees His Parents (S628)
.........................MadTV's Best Skit! - Movie (S711)
.........................Sex With A Nymphomaniac (S594)
.........................Fake Sprite Commercial From Germany - XX - Movie (S706)
.........................George Burns And Oprah Have Sex (S504c, S697)
.........................Two Girls In Bikinis In A Car - Movie (S681)
.........................Car Wash Vacuum Sex (S626c)
.........................40 Things You Should Know About Sex by Age 40 (S661)
.........................Jack The Optimist (S621c)
.........................A Dirty Riddle (S596)
.........................Sex Track Race - Movie (S564c)
.........................Sex Bar Tab (S553b)
                         Short Sex Jokes
..............................My Sex Life Is Like A Ferrari... - Sign (S821)
..............................Sex At 83! (S717)
..............................Screwing Twins (S756)
..............................Global Facts About Sex (S716b)
..............................If Sex Were An Olympic Event (S624c)
..............................Medical Warning (622c)
..............................Stamp Collecting (S611b)
..............................Are You Lonely (S555c)
..............................Sexy Calendar (S554b)
..............................New Sex Study (S530c)
..............................Sex Flow Chart (S526b)
..............................There's More To Life Than Sex (S523b)
..............................The Sex Alphabet (S502b)
..............................Fantastic Adult Toy (S502b)
..............................Lost Piece (S493)
..............................Nursing Home Orgy (S584c)

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Subj:     Robin Williams - Weapons Of Self Destruction (S757)
          From: FFXIVPro.com
          on 7/14/2011
 Source1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QC4_yRPIRGQ
 Source2: http://de.ffxivpro.com/forum/topic/21375/joke-time/
 (Also see 'Little Johnny Sees His Parents' below)

 This is the last joke done by Robin Williams at his Weapons
 of Self Destruction show.  The joke is a tribute to Walter
 Cronkite and his love for blue jokes.  In the joke little
 Timmy walks into his parents bedroom during sex.  Click on
 either source, or 'HERE' for my copy, to listen and see
 this wonderful, dirty joke.

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Subj:     Little Johnny Sees His Parents (S628)
          From: LABLaughsAdult on 1/19/2009
Little Johnny from Yahoo! Images
 (Also see 'Robin Williams - Weapons Of Self Destruction' above)

 One day little Johnny heard a noise and peeked into his
 parents room to check it out.  He opened the door to see
 his mom bent over the dresser and dad going at it behind
 her.  Johnny's dad saw him and gave him a little wink as
 Johnny closed the door.

 After business was finished Dad went to check on little
 Johnny.  He opened his bedroom door to find Grandma bent
 over the dresser and little Johnny going at it behind her.

 Dad yelled, 'Johnny, what the hell are you doing?!'

 Little Johnny replied, 'It's not so funny when itís your
 mom is it?'

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Subj:     MadTV's Best Skit! (S711)
          From: YouTube.com
          on 8/28/2010
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSfA66AlS3Q

 Click on the above source, or 'HERE' for my copy, to
 see this very funny video.

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Subj:     Sex With A Nymphomaniac (S594)
          From: LABLaughsAdult on 6/11/2008

 Jon was looking for a little "action." He picked up a sweet
 young thing at the bar and took her back to his hotel room.

 Little did he know that she was darn near a nymphomaniac.
 After six times having sex, she was screaming for more.
 After the eighth time, Jon told her that he needed to slip
 out for a pack of cigarettes.

 On the way out, he stopped into the men's room. He stood
 in front of the urinal, unzipped his pants, and felt a
 moment of panic when he couldn't find his tool.

 After a couple of minutes fishing around, he finally said,
 "Look, it's okay. She's not here!"

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Subj:     Fake Sprite Commercial From Germany - XX (S706)
          From: sfo_pilot
          on 7/28/2010 (in Headlines/Ads-Supp)
 Source1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lwz5_xXZc4g
 Source2: http://foxnews.gr/wp-content/plugins/vipers-video-
..........quicktags/resources/jw-flv-player/player.swf?file=
..........http://live.fox365.com/videos/funny/2009/sprite_adv_fox365.flv

 This thirty-two second, fake Sprite commercial from Germany
 is porn. Don't watch it if porn offends you.  Click on either
 source, or 'HERE' for my copy, to see this dirty video.

 The Coke company has said they did NOT make this commercial.
 You can see the news media's reaction to this fake ad at
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFi1zlctlYI

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Subj:     George Burns And Oprah Have Sex (S504c, S697)
          From: darrell94590 on 9/20/2006
      and From: allenbergman on 5/24/2010

 When George Burns was 97 years old he was interviewed by
 Oprah Winfrey.

 Oprah asked, George, how do you carry so much energy with
 you?  You are always working and at your age I think that
 is remarkable.  George said, I just take good care of my-
 self and enjoy what I do when I do it.

 Oprah said, I understand you still do the sex thing too,
 even at your age.  George said, of course I still do the
 sex thing and I am quite good at it.  Oprah said, I have
 never been with an older man, would you do it with me?

 So they had sex and when they finished, Oprah said, I just
 don't believe I have ever been so satisfied, you are truly
 a remarkable man.

 George told her that the second time is even better than
 the first.  Oprah said, You mean you can really do it again,
 even at your age?

 George said, Just let me sleep for 1/2 hour.  You hold my
 testicles in your left hand and my penis in your right hand
 and wake me up in thirty minutes.

 When she woke him up, they again had great sex and Oprah
 was beside herself with joy.  She said, Oh George, I am
 astounded that you could do a repeat performance and have
 it be better than the first time. At your age, Oh My, Oh My!!!

 George, said that the third time would be even better.  You
 just hold my testicles in your left hand and my penis in your
 right hand and call me in thirty minutes.  Oprah asked, does
 my holding and touching you kind of recharge your batteries?

 George said, hell no, but the last time I had sex with a black
 woman she stole my wallet!

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Subj:     Two Girls In Bikinis In A Car (S681)
          By Segredos da Amazonia on 1/29/2010
          From: darrellvip on 1/28/2010
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8EBd-nv8Ek

 This commercial is very funny and provocative.  Click
 on the above source, or 'HERE' for my copy, to see to
 see this sensual video.

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Subj:     Car Wash Vacuum Sex (S626c)
         From: LABLaughsAdult on 1/7/2009
 Source: http://digg.com/odd_stuff/Police_Arrest_Mich_Man_For_Car_Wash_Vacuum_Sex

 THOMAS TOWNSHIP, Mich. (AP) -- Police say a Michigan man
 has been \ arrested after "receiving sexual favors from a
 vacuum" at a car wash.

 The Saginaw News reports the 29-year-old Swan Creek Township
 man was arrested Thursday in Saginaw County's Thomas Township,
 about 90 miles northwest of Detroit.  Police Sgt. Gary
 Breidinger says a resident called to report suspicious
 activity at the car wash about 6:45 a.m.  An officer
 approached on foot and caught the man in the act.

 The suspect, whose name wasn't immediately released, is
 being held  in the Saginaw County Jail.

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Subj: 40 Things You Should Know About Sex by Age 40 (S661)
      From: AOL.com on 9/12/2009
Photo from jupiterimages
 Source: http://www.aolhealth.com/healthy-living/relationships
......../what-you-should-know-about-sex

 I've got to admit I didn't know half of these facts.  Click
 on the above source, or 'HERE' for my copy, and you too can
 be enlightened.

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Subj:     Jack The Optimist (S621c)
          From: LABLaughsAdult on 12/3/2008

 Once, in a small town, lived a man named Jack. Everyone
 in town knew Jack was very optimistic -- even if a
 situation was terrible, Jack could always think of a way
 it could be worse.  Everyone in the town was tired of
 hearing Jack say that, so one day they decided to to lie
 to Jack.

 "Jack, the baker Bob found his wife in bed with another
 man last night! He shot the man and then himself!  Isn't
 that terrible?"

 "Sure, it's terrible, but it could've been worse!"

 "How could THAT possibly have been worse?"

 "Well, if it had been the night before I would've
 been dead!"

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Subj:     A Dirty Riddle (S596)
          From: LABLaughsClean on 6/15/2008

 To make it stand,
 You wet it !

 To make it wet,
 You suck it !

 To make it stiff,
 You lick it !

 To get it in,
 You push it!

 Damn !

 Threading a needle when you're older is a BITCH!

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Subj:     Sex Track Race (S564c)
          From: edapsmas on 11/14/2007
 This silly, 2,800 KB movie is of a sex track race.
 You can view it on my web site by clicking 'HERE'.

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Subj:     Sex Bar Tab (S553b)
          From:  LABLaughsAdult on 8/21/2007

 This is fun to do.  The only catch is that you can't ask
 the person who posted it anything about it! :)  Just read
 the "offense" and if you've done it, you owe that fine.
 Keep going until you've read each "offense" and added up
 your total fine.  Title your bulletin "My Bar Tab is$..."
 You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount
 of your fine.

 Smoked pot -- $20

 Did acid -- $10

 Ever had sex at church -- $10

 Woke up in the morning and did not know the person
 who was next to you-- $50

 Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $30

 Had sex for money -- $200

 Ever had sex with the a Puerto Rican -- $25

 Vandalized something -- $27

 Had sex on your parents' bed -- $40

 Beat up someone -- $100

 Been jumped -- $20

 Crossed dressed -- $11

 Given money to stripper -- $30

 Been in love with a stripper -- $25

 Kissed some one who's name you didn't
 know --$16

 Hit on some one of the same sex while
 at work-- $22

 Ever drive drunk -- $21

 Ever got drunk at work, or went to work
 while still drunk -- $59

 Used toys while having sex -- $40

 Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20

 Went skinny dipping -- $30

 Had sex in a pool -- $10

 Kissed someone of the same sex -- $5

 Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $10

 Cheated on your significant other -- $10

 Masturbated -- $10

 Cheated on your significant other with their
 relative or close friend --$20

 Done oral -- $5

 Got oral -- $5

 Done / got oral in a car while it was moving-- $25

 Stole something -- $10

 Had sex with someone in jail -- $25

 Made a nasty home video -- $15

 Had a threesome -- $50

 Had sex in the wild -- $20

 Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25

 Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20

 Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20

 Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25

 Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50

 Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25

 Went streaking -- $5

 Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15

 Been arrested -- $5

 Spent time in jail -- $15

 Played spin the bottle -- $5

 Done something you regret -- $20

 Had sex with your best friend -- $20

 Had sex with someone you work with at work --$25

 Had anal sex -- $80

 Lied to your mate -- $5

 Lied to your mate about the sex being good --$25

 Tally it up and Title it..."My Bar Tab Is

 --------------------------

 Lorraine's Bar Tab is $333

 Al's Bar Tab is $489

 Now I know I've lived a sheltered life, so you can surely
 get a score above $600.  What are your scores Sam, Roger,
 Darrell, Mary, and Gina?

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Subj:     Sex At 83! (S717)
          From: lubin100 on 10/14/2010
Drawing from Susty.com
 Click 'HERE' to see this cute joke.
 

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Subj:     Screwing Twins (S756)
          From: virv on 7/12/2011
 A friend of mine has just told me he's screwing his
 girlfriend and her twin.
 I asked, "How can you tell them apart?"
 He said, "Her brother has a mustache."
 

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Subj:     Global Facts About Sex (S716b) 
          From: tom on 10/6/2010
Drawing from NZGirl.co.nz...
 Click 'HERE' to read these silly, cute facts.
 

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Subj:     If Sex Were An Olympic Event (S624c)
          From: LABLaughsAdult
          on 12/26/2008
 Source: http://www.buffalosjokes.com/21215.htm
 Click on the above source, or 'HERE' for my file version,
 to view this cute cartoon.
 

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Subj:     Medical Warning (622c)
          From: gattica30
          on 12/9/2008
 Recent medical studies conducted in France have
 revealed a serious side effect of excessive
 masturbation.  Click 'HERE' to read the results.
 

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Subj:     Stamp Collecting (S611b)
          From: rfslick
          on 9/6/2008
 After seeing these stamps, I want to return to my childhood
 hobby of collecting and licking stamps.  Click 'HERE' to view.
 

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Subj:     Are You Lonely (S555c)
          From: LABLaughsAdult
          on 9/7/2007
 Source: http://www.lablaughs.com/adult_toon.php?id=A20070902
 You can view this cute, dirty comic strip at the source
 above, or on my web site by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     Sexy Calendar (S554b)
          From: LABLaughsAdult 
          on 8/29/2007
 Source: http://www.lablaughs.com/adult_toon.php?id=A20070825
 This calendar is very impressive.  It gives you something
 new to try every day of the year.  You can view it at the
 source above, or on my web site by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     New Sex Study (S530c in Marriage2)
          From: darrell94590
          on 3/14/2007
 You can read the new sex study of married couples on my web
 site by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     Sex Flow Chart (S526b)
          From: edbabcock
          on 2/16/2007
 The Power Point Show, "Sex Flow Chart" is quite funny and
 accurate.  You can view it on my web site by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     There's More To Life Than Sex (S523b)
          From: LABLaughsClean 
          on 1/24/07
 Source: http://www.lablaughs.com/adult_toon.php?id=A19930901
 To view this cute animated GIF, go to the source above,
 or my web site by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     The Sex Alphabet (S502b)
          From: LABLaughsAdult 
          on 8/31/2006
 Source: http://www.lablaughs.com/adult_toon.php?id=A19950906
 This is amazing and bizarre.  You can view it at the source
 above, or on my web site by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     Fantastic Adult Toy (S502b)
          From: darrell94590
          on 9/6/2006
 You can view this useful device through seven animated GIFs
 on my web site by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     Lost Piece (S493)
          From: LABLaughsAdult 
          on 7/9/2007
 Source: http://www.lablaughs.com/adult_toon.php?id=A19961230
 You can view this cute, dirty JPG cartoon at the source
 above, or on my web site by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     Nursing Home Orgy (S584c in Eld3-Supp)
          From: LABLaughsAdult
          on 3/13/2008
 Source: http://www.lablaughs.com/adult_toon.php?id=A20060316

 A group of nine love-hungry codgers were kicked out of an old
 folks home in London for having an orgy.  You can read the
 newspaper article at the above source, or on my web site by
 clicking 'HERE'.
 
 

From: http://www.quotationspage.com/qotd.html on 10/17/2007
 An intellectual is a person who has discovered something
 more interesting than sex.  -- Aldous Huxley (1894 - 1963)

From: darrellvip on 2/20/2008 (S579b)
 When I was born , God gave me 2 choices ..
 1:    I could have a great memory ...
 2:   or....I could be great in bed ...

 SHIT  !
 Now I forgot what I was going to tell you ..

From: sam.hutkins on 9/10/2009 (S664b in Black2)
Source: http://www.ronn.com/jokes1.html
 Boy asks his mom "Why am I black and YOU are white?
 She says, "Don't even go there.
 The way that f'ing party went you're lucky you don't bark!"
 

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