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Subj:     Baseball Supplement
                 (Includes 21 jokes and articles, 10 1095,17,cL3f,wXT3b7a,15)

Young baseball player  from
Josephs Free Stuff
Includes the following:  There's No Crying In Baseball - Video (S1012)
.........................Vin Scully Broadcasts Game 1 of 88 World Series (S1070)
.........................Babe Ruth Story - HD Trailer (S1046)
.........................Amphibious Pitcher - Photo/Article (S1082)
.........................MadBum Impersonations - Video (S931)
.........................FreeD Technology At Yankee Stadium - Video (S865)
.........................Cooperation (S716b)
.........................B.C. Comic Strip (S714b)
........................."Who's On First?", The Sequel - Video (S838)
.........................Ballplayer's Amazing Wall-Climbing Catch - Video (S708b)
.........................Two Baseball Buddies And Heaven (S78)
.........................B.C. Comic Strip II (S743)
.........................Fordham Baseball Player Goes Airborn - Video (S692)
.........................Baseball Explained (S611c)
.........................Ken Griffey Jr. And Sr. Making Catches - Video (S861)
.........................Standardized Guide To Sex As Baseball (S42)
.........................Batting with Ted Williams - Video (S1095)
.........................Short Baseball Jokes
..............................Baseball Bat Fluke - Video (S750)
..............................Bumgarner's Grand Slam - Video (S897)
..............................Uncle Art's Funland (S646b)
..............................Amazing Japanese Pitch - Video (S735)
..............................Popsicle Stick Riddle (S826)

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Subj:     There's No Crying In Baseball (S1012d-iFrame)
          From: Vickie Lee Smiley on Facebook on 6/5/2016
 Source: www.youtube.com/embed/Xx8cCDthsuk
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...........Click 'HERE' to see the famous quote
...........from Tom Hanks' character Jimmy Dugan
...........in the film 'A League of Their Own.'
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Subj:     Vin Scully Broadcasts Game 1
..............of 88 World Series
          From: Luis Romero
..........in 2017 (S1070d-On Site)
 Source: www.youtube.com/N4nwMDZYXTI

 Click 'HERE' to see Vin Scully calls Kirk Gibson's
 full at-bat of Game 1 of 88 World Series.

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Subj:     Babe Ruth Story (S1046d-iFrame)
          From: Movieclips Trailer Vault

 Source: www.youtube.com/embed/QqsRKBIzYRs

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 Click 'HERE' to see The Babe Ruth Story (1948) Official
 Trailer wuith William Bendix, Claire Trevor in HD.
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Subj:     Amphibious Pitcher (S1082)
          From: Jim Simonsen on 10/8/2017
 Source: www.snopes.com/2015/06/09/amphibious-pitcher/
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.......Yogi Berra reportedly once said of a player: "He
.......hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious."
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Subj:     MadBum Impersonations (S931d)
          Published by Bernard Manansala
          From: MLB on Facebook (d-On Site)
 Source: www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10152863948312451

 Tim Hudson, Hunter Pence and the many other San Francisco
 Giants did EPIC impressions of Madison Bumgarner.  Click
 'HERE' to see this cute video.

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Subj:     FreeD Technology At Yankee Stadium
          From: Wimp.com on 8/4/2012 (S865d-iFrame)
Photo from YouTube.com
 Source1: www.youtube.com/embed/bbqI6g9dxyU
 Source2: www.wimp.com/instantreplay/

 This video shows the future of instant replay.  It demonstrates
 freeD technology at New York Yankee Stadium where The Matrix
 meets sports broadcasting.  Click 'HERE' to see this amazing,
 3D instant replay.

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Subj:     Cooperation (S716b)
          From: ezines@arcamax.com on 10/6/2010

 At one point during a game, the coach said to one of his
 young players, "Do you understand what cooperation is?
 What a team is?"  The little boy nodded in the affirmative.

 "Do you understand that what matters is whether we win
 together as a team?"  The little boy nodded yes.

 "So," the coach continued, "when a strike is called, or
 you're out at first, you don't argue or curse or attack
 the umpire. Do you understand all that?"  Again the
 little boy nodded.

 "Good," said the coach, "now go over there and explain
 it to your mother."

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Subj:     B.C. Comic Strip (S714b)
          By Johnny Hart (1931-2007) on 9/17/2010
 Source: www.gocomics.com/bc/2010/09/17
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Subj:     "Who's On First?", The Sequel (S838)
          On Late Night w/Jimmy Fallon Show
          From: Wimp.com on 1/28/2013 (d-On Site)
 Source1: www.youtube.com/embed/K0Jg7pvVzKk
 Source2: www.wimp.com/thesequel/
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Jimmy Fallon, Billy Crystal, and Jerry Seinfeld revisit Abbott
Costello's classic 'Who's On First?'
routine on Late Night With Jimmy Fallon
Show.  In this skit, we finally get to
meet the team's first-baseman 'Who,'
second-baseman 'What,' and third-
baseman 'I Don't Know.'
Drawing from YouTube.com
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 Click 'HERE' to see this great, funny, nostalgic routine,

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Subj:     Ballplayer's Amazing Wall-Climbing Catch
          From: Wimp.com on 8/6/2010 (S708b)
 Source1: www.youtube.com/embed/YaxpAkOWNM0
 Source2: www.wimp.com/nicecatch/(d-iFrame)

 The reigning unbelievable wall leap of the moment goes to
 Hiroshima Toyo Carp's Masato Akamatsu, who turned in this
 unbelievable Spider-Man impression while robbing Yokohoma's
 Shuichi Murata of a home run.  This is from the Yokohama
 BayStars/Hiroshima Carp game.  Click 'HERE' to see this
 great catch.

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Subj:     Two Baseball Buddies And Heaven (S78, S385b)
..........From: mrx on 6/8/2004

 Two buddies Chris and John were two of the biggest baseball
 fans in America. For their entire adult lives, Chris and
 John discussed baseball history in the winter and they
 pored over every box score during the season.  They went to
 60 games a year.  They even agreed that whoever died first
 would try to come back and tell the other if there was
 baseball in heaven.

 One summer night, Chris passed away in his sleep after
 watching the Yankee victory earlier in the evening.  He died
 happy.  A few nights later, his buddy John awoke to the
 sound of Chris's voice from beyond. "Chris is that you?"
 John asked.

 "Of course it me," Chris replied.

 "This is unbelievable!" John exclaimed. "So tell me, is
 there baseball in heaven?"

 "Well I have some good news and some bad news for you.
 Which do you want to hear first?"

 "Tell me the good news first."

 "Well, the good news is that, yes, there is baseball in
 heaven, John."

 "Oh, that is wonderful!  So what could possibly be the
 bad news?"

 "You're pitching tomorrow night."

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Subj:     B.C. Comic Strip II (S743 in Barber)
          By Mastroianni and Hart on 4/6/2011
 Source: www.gocomics.com/bc/2011/04/06
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Subj:     Fordham Baseball Player Goes Airborn (S692)
          From: Wimp.com on 3/23/2010 (d-iFrame)
Drawing from YouTube.com
 Source1: www.wimp.com/lovebaseball/
 Source2: www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtUlc0-6z8A

 Brian Kownacki with this unbelievable and successful leap
 turned handspring over Iona catcher James Beck on Tuesday,
 April 20,2010.  The soaring Superman play wasn't just for
 show, either.  It was part of a nine run rally in the
 eighth inning that helped Fordham overcome an early 9-1
 deficit en route to a 12-9 win. It's not often that one
 play would overshadow an incredible team effort comeback
 from a 9-1 deficit, but Fordham's Brian Kownacki tried.
 His leap over Iona catcher James Beck to score on Chris
 Walker's go-ahead hit in the bottom of the eighth inning
 highlighted a nine-run rally to give Fordham a 12-9
 victory over the Iona College Gaels at Houlihan Park.

 Click 'HERE' to see one of the most amazing plays ever
 in baseball.

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Subj:     Baseball Explained (S611c)
          From: LABLaughsClean on 9/19/2008

 This is a game played by two teams, one out the other in.

 The one that's in, sends players out one at a time, to see
 if they can get in before they get out. If they get out
 before they get in, they come in, but it doesn't count. If
 they get in before they get out it does count.

 When the ones out get three outs from the ones in before
 they get in without being out, the team that's out comes
 in and the team in goes out to get those going in out
 before they get in without being out.

 When both teams have been in and out nine times the game
 is over. The team with the most in without being out before
 coming in wins unless the ones in are equal. In which case,
 the last ones in go out to get the ones in out before they
 get in without being out.

 The game will end when each team has the same number of
 ins out but one team has more in without being out before
 coming in.

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Subj:     Ken Griffey Jr. And Sr. Making
.............Catches At Yankee Stadium
.........(S861d-iFrame)
 Source1: www.youtube.com/embed/3PopvEhqTOc
 Source2: www.wimp.com/awayout/

 This is highlights of Ken Griffey Jr. and Sr. scaling the
 walls at Yankee Stadium to make two unbelievable catches.
 Click 'HERE' to see these two great catches.

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Subj:     Standardized Guide To Sex As Baseball (S42)
          From: Daemonic Funnies Page

 Do you remember middle school/junior high/high school?  If
 so, do you remember talking about 'the bases' with your
 friends?

 "Yeah man, at the dance, Vinny and Amy went behind the gym
 and they got to second base!"

 Well that was cool and all, but what the hell was second
 base?  Tongue kissing?  Up the shirt?  No one was really
 sure.  Also, the bases tended to get progressively more
 intense as you got older.  What's a person to do?

 Here, we mourn the passing of using baseball ananlogies to
 describe sexual activity.  But let's face it, there are
 more than four stages in todays day and age of sex play.
 So, in the interests of both bringing baseball sex meta-
 phors in line with the complications of modern romance
 and with standardizing the bases, we present the Standard-
 ized Guide to the Bases.

 First, let's examine what the bases could have meant in
 the old days.

 --First Base-  This was almost always kissing, although
 one guy I know thought it meant holding hands.  Sometimes
 it was tongue kissing and sometimes not.

 --Second Base-  Variously this meant tongue kissing, breast
 feeling, or outside the clothes genital contact.

 --Third Base-  Usually this was a hand down the pants of you
 or your partner.

 --Home Run-  This was ALWAYS sex, although it was rarely
 reached in the times when you had to refer to it in terms
 of bases. And if it was, EVERYONE knew!

 Well that system is ok, if you are a young teenager with a
 repressed sex drive.  But what happens when you reach
 maturity and new factors enter the equation, such as oral
 sex?  (a.k.a. sloppy third)  And what about the exact
 definitions?  Well we have attempted to answer such puzzling
 questions and present without further ado...

 Standardized Guide to the Bases!

 --On Deck-  Having plans for a date

 --Strike-Out-  Duh!!

 --Walk-  Kissing

 --Bunt-  Masturbation

 --Single-  Tongue kissing

 --Double-  Breasts/chest touched, some clothes off, lots
   of grabbing and feels

 --Triple-  Most of the clothes off, genital contact,
   mutual masturbation

 --Inside the park home run-  Oral Sex

 --Home Run- SEX!!!

 --Ground Rule Double-  would have sex, but no condom

 --Error-  Condom breaks during sex

 --Banned for life for gambling-  sex without condom

 --Hall of Fame-  Marriage

 Now that we've got the basics, let's introduce some terms
 to better explain all the things that can happen now a days.

 --Balk-  Premature ejaculation

 --Pine Tar- KY jelly

 --Relief pitcher-  Vibrator

 --Rain Delay-  parents/roommate return home unexpectedly

 --Box Seats-  Waterbed

 --Seventh Inning Stretch-  Unusual positions

 --Dead Ball-  Blue balls / passion cramps

 --Florida Snow-  Cocaine  (I know you don't get it...tough.)

 --Rookie-  Virgin

 --Minor Leagues-  Under 18

 --Loaded Bases-  manage a trois

 --Grand Slam-  Sex three times in twelve hours

 --Foul tip-  VD

 --Three up and three down-  impotency

 --"All you"-  Make the first move

 --Batting Glove-  Sexual aide

 Now that we have the definitions, lets quickly contrast the
 old confusion with current clarity.

 OLD WAY- we um got to third base i guess and then we um got
 like past third base, but not to home plate.  i really like
 her.

 NEW WAY- first, there was a triple, then we got an inside
 the park home run, and started thinking, it's hall of fame
 time.

 NEW WAY- So there i was with the bases loaded and nobody out,
 when i balked during the seventh inning stretch and I had to
 call in a relief pitcher.

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Subj:     Batting w/Ted Williams
          From: Ron Wheat in 2018
..........(S1095d-On Site)
 At: www.youtube.com/EpMlVptg2Ls

 Click 'HERE' to see "Batting with Ted Williams"
 from 16mm film by R and M Video.


Subj:     Short Baseball Jokes

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Subj:     Baseball Bat Fluke (S750d-On Site)
          From: Wimp.com on 5/30/2011
Photo from YouTube.com
 Source: www.youtube.com/embed/fjpb5AXUNSE
 This incident happened in a Mets' TV broadcast.  Click
 'HERE' to see this amazing, eleven-second video.
 

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Subj:     Bumgarner's Grand Slam (S897)
          From: Giant's Video
..........on 4/11/2014 (d-iFrame)
 Source: www.youtube.com/embed/jSG24hhj9Vw
 Madison Bumgarner belts a grand slam into the left-field seats
 to give the Giants a 6-3 lead, the pitcher's first career grand
 slam.  As Madison was walking back to the dugout, the announcer
 said "And how do you celebrate, you blow a snot rocket."  Click
 'HERE' to see this towering hit.
 

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Subj:     Uncle Art's Funland (S646b)
          By N.A.Nugent
          From: UnitedFeatures.com on 5/24/2009
 Source: (Removed from unitedfeatures.com)
 Uncle Art's Funland appears in the Sunday comics.
 Click 'HERE' to try this puzzle, which is designed
 to be easily solved by an eight year old kid.

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Subj:     Amazing Japanese Pitch
          From: Wimp.com
..........in 2011 (S735d-On Site)
 Source: www.wimp.com/japanesepitch/
 Check out this crazy ball thrown by a Japanese baseball
 pitcher.  I am not sure it was a strike but it was
 impressive nonetheless.  Click 'HERE' to see this
 funny, cute video.
 

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Subj:     Popsicle Stick Riddle (S826)
          From: Unilever
................Englewood Cliffs, NJ 07632
 Source: www.Popsicle.com
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