Subj: Football-Supp Jokes (Gz)
(Includes 20 jokes and articles)
Football Helmets from
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Subj: Football-Supp Jokes (Gz) (Includes 20 jokes and articles) |
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Football Helmets from Animated Cliparts |
Oakland Raiders football practice
was delayed nearly two hours
today after a player reported
finding an unknown white powdery
substance on the practice field.
Head coach Art Shell immediately
suspended practice and called
the police and federal investigators.
After a complete analysis, FBI
forensic experts determined that
the white substance unknown
to players was the "GOAL LINE."
Practice resumed after special
agents decided the team was
unlikely to encounter the substance
again.
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Subj: The
Chaplain For Notre Dame (S495c)
From: LABLaughsAdult on 7/17/2006
Years ago, the chaplain of the
football team at Notre Dame
was a beloved old Irish priest.
At confession one day, a
football player told the priest
that he had acted in an un-
sportsman-like manner at a recent
football game. "I lost
my temper and said some bad
words to one of my opponents."
"Ahhh, that's a terrible thing
for a Notre Dame lad to be
doin'," the priest said. He
took a piece of chalk and drew
a mark across the sleeve of
his coat.
"That's not all, Father. I got
mad and punched one of my
opponents."
"Saints preserve us!" the priest
said, making another chalk
mark.
"There's more. As I got out of
a pileup, I kicked two of the
other team's players in a sensitive
area."
"Oh, goodness me!" the priest
wailed, making two more chalk
marks on his sleeve. "Who in
the world were we playin' when
you did these awful things?"
"Southern Methodist."
"Ah, well," said the priest,
wiping his sleeve, "boys will
be boys."
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Subj: Short
Football Jokes
| Subj:
Frank And Ernest (S606b)
by Bob Thaves From: WashingtonPost.com on 8/16/2008 |
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Subj:
NFL Quarterbacks' Names (S593)
From: darrellvip on 5/31/2008 |
| Subj:
Maxine On The Super Bowl (S573c)
From: darrellvip on 1/14/2008 |
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Subj:
Georgia Mascot Missing (S554c)
From: AFine963 on 8/29/2007 Drawing from Table and Home |
| Subj:
Michael Vick Trial (S553b)
From: CKButch4Femme on 8/22/2007 |
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From: LABLaughsClean on 9/12/2007 (S556b)
"The man who complains about
the way the ball bounces is
likely to be the one who dropped
it." -- Lou Holtz
"Motivation is simple. You eliminate
those who are not
motivated." -- Lou Holtz
/ Arkansas
"It isn't necessary to see a
good tackle. You can
hear it." -- Knute Rockne
/ Notre Dame
"I've found that prayers work
best when you have big
players." -- Knute Rockne
/ Notre Dame
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Subj: Eight
Raider Question-Answers (S523b)
From: darrell94590 on 1/22/2007
Q: What do you call 47 millionaires
around a TV watching
the Super Bowl?
A: The Oakland Raiders.
Q: What do the Oakland Raiders
and
Billy Graham have
in common?
A: They both can make 70,000
people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".
Q: How do you keep a Oakland
Raider out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.
Q: Where do you go in Oakland
in case of a tornado?
A: To The Oakland Coliseum -
they never get a touchdown there.
Q: What do you call a Oakland
Raider with a Super Bowl ring?
A: A thief!!
Q: What's the difference between
the Oakland Raiders
and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get 4 quarters
out of a dollar bill.
Q: How many Oakland Raiders does
it take to win a Super Bowl?
A: Nobody knows and we will
never find out.
Q: What do the Oakland Raiders
and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home (and
get killed on the road).
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Smiley snowman from
darrell94590 on 7/11/2006 |