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Subj:     Football-Supp Jokes
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Includes the following:  I Am A Champion - The Greatest Speech Ever - Movie (S783)
.........................Field of Dreams 2: Lockout - Movie (S756)
.........................Final Football Play Of Trinity Vs. Millsaps - Movie (S737)
.........................Wilson Football Factory - Movie (S729)
.........................Dave, Oprah & Jay Leno's Super Bowl Ad - Movie (S711b)
.........................John Cleese Rant: Soccer Vs. Football - Movie (S701)
.........................Lingerie Bowl - Movies (S672b)
.........................Football Like It Was - Movie (S664)
.........................NFL Fantasy Files: The Best Players - Movie (S626b)
.........................Bob Nelson's Classic Football Routine - Movie (S615b, S781)
.........................Oakland Raider Alert (S505)
.........................Plaxico Burress On Gun Safety - Movie (S627)
.........................The Chaplain For Notre Dame (S495c)
.........................Craziest Touchdown Ever - Movie (S674b)
.........................Short Football Jokes
..............................Kid Tricks The Opposing Team To Win A Football Game (S785)
..............................Non Sequitur Cartoon (S783)
..............................Jerome Simpson's Front Flip Touchdown - Movie (S780)
..............................College Football Coach Quotes (S760)
..............................B.C. Comic Strip (S626b)
..............................Plaxico Burress (S619b)
..............................Frank And Ernest (S606b)
..............................NFL Quarterbacks' Names (S593)
..............................Maxine On The Super Bowl (S573c)
..............................Georgia Mascot Missing (S554c)
..............................Michael Vick Trial (S553b)
..............................Eight Raider Question-Answers (S523b)
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Subj:     I Am A Champion - The Greatest Speech Ever [ENG SUB] (S783)
          From: Christopher Pearson
          on Facebook on 1/12/2012
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yX39J_YyKbs

 You wanna get pumped and motivated before important match
 or game? Watch this video and and start celebrating victory.

 Click on the above source, or 'HERE' for my copy, to see
 this great, football, motivational speech.

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Subj:     Field of Dreams 2: Lockout (S756)
          From: Funny Or Die
          on 7/7/2011
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJ-2YtHn2dU

 An Iowa corn farmer (Taylor Lautner), hearing voices,
 interprets them as a command to build a football field
 in his fields; he does, and the National Football League
 comes.  Field of Dreams 2 with Taylor Lautner and the
 cast (Ray Liotta, Dennis Haysbert & Marielle Jaffe) and
 the stars of the NFL (Ray Lewis, Tony Gonzalez, DeSean
 Jackson is a funny, all too real problem that American
 males must face this fall.  Click on the above source,
 or 'HERE' for my copy, to see this cute video.

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Subj:     Final Football Play Of Trinity Vs. Millsaps (S737)
          From: Wimp.com
          on 2/26/2011
 Source1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7oF4ZDigjM
 Source2: http://www.dump.com/2011/02/22/end-zone-angle-of-the-
..........final-football-play-of-trinity-vs-millsaps-video/

 End Zone angle of the final play of Trinity vs. Millsaps
 Football.  Down 24-16 with just over two minutes to go,
 Trinity's Riley Curry scored to cut the lead to 24-22.
 After a missed two point conversion attempt, Trinity's
 defense held Millsaps to a three-and-out without using
 any timeouts.  The Tigers were left with two seconds and
 60 yards to go for a score.  15 laterals and 62 seconds
 later, Trinity crossed the goal line to win the game and
 take the upper hand in the conference standings.  Seven
 of the 11 players for Trinity touched the ball including,
 Blake Barmore, Shawn Thompson, Riley Curry, Josh Hooten,
 Michael Tomlin, Stephen Arnold, and Brandon Maddux.

 Click on either source, or 'HERE' for my copy, to see
 this absolutely amazing play.

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Subj:     Wilson Football Factory (S729)
          by Media Cabin1
          From: ft.apache on 12/31/2010
 Source1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8kZP4dRe3w
 Source2: http://www.reliableplant.com/View/21492/
..........how-wilson-manufactures-nfl-game-footballs

 Here is an inside look into Wilson's Ada, Ohio, football
 factory where all of the official NFL game balls are made.
 The video shows the step-by-step process that each football
 goes through.  Click on either source, or 'HERE' for my copy,
 to see how an NFL football is made.

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Subj: Dave, Oprah & Jay Leno's Super Bowl Ad (S711b)
      From: YouTube.com
      on 8/28/2010
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcEx767TIas

 Click on the above source, or 'HERE' for my copy, to see
 the worst Super Bowl party ever?  Watch Dave, Oprah and
 Jay in this Super Bowl commercial for The Late Show.

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Subj:     John Cleese Rant: Soccer Vs. Football (S701)
          From: Wimp.com
          on 6/21/2010
 Source1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sD_8prYOxo
 Source2: http://www.wimp.com/soccerfootball/

 This is an excerpt from the documentary "The Art of
 Football from A to Z".  John Cleese compares soccer
 and American football.  Click on either source, or
 'HERE' for my copy, to listen to this very articulate
 man.

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Subj:     Lingerie Bowl (S672b)
          From: LABLaughsAdult
          on 11/19/2009
 Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lingerie_Bowl

 The Lingerie Bowl is an annual Super Bowl halftime
 alternative special shown on pay-per-view TV.  It
 features a game of full-contact American football
 with models playing seven-on-seven tackle football.
 It first aired during Super Bowl XXXVIII in 2004
 with New York Euphoria losing to the Los Angeles
 Dream by a score of 6-0.  The players in the game
 wear panties, a sports bra, and some protective gear
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Source:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGG2QZkiah4

Click on the above source, or 'HERE'
for my copy, to see a 50 second high-
light video.

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Source:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wus2ltRw64w

Click on the above source, or 'HERE'
for my copy, to see Super Bowl XL 2006
Lingerie Bowl III Pt 2, a 32 minute
video.

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Source:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBr6jEChFMU

Click on the above source, or 'HERE'
for my copy, to see Super Bowl XL 2006
Lingerie Bowl III Pt 2, a 28 minute
video.

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Subj:     Football Like It Was (S664)
          From: tom on 9/25/2009
Photo from YouTube.com...
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jl_Sa94gCzg

 Art Donovan -- a guy famous for both playing football and
 being the worst wrestling announcer in wrestling history
 (in 1994) appears on Johnny Carson's Tonight Show in 1990.
 Click on the above source, or 'HERE' for my copy, to see
 and listen to this old time, funny, football player.

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Subj:     NFL Fantasy Files: The Best Players (S626b)
          From: darrellvip
          on 1/30/2009
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHH-6ZQktRQ

 In this video seven NFL stars compete for your vote for the
 best player with seven amazing, impossible football acts.
 Even if you don't like NFL Football, it's worth watching.
 Click on the above source, or 'HERE' for my file version,
 to see this video.

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Subj:     Bob Nelson's Classic Football Routine
          From: tom on 10/8/08 & 1/3/12 (S615b,S781)
Photo from YouTube.com...
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BerJdS2VJhA

 From the 1980s, Bob Nelson was just starting his comedy
 career.  This movie was made at Dangerfield's Comedy Club
 of his famous football routine.  Either go to the above
 source, or click 'HERE' to see this very funny standup act!

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Subj:     Oakland Raider Alert (S505)
          From: jbcary1 on 9/25/2006

 Oakland Raiders football practice was delayed nearly two hours
 today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery
 substance on the practice field.

 Head coach Art Shell immediately suspended practice and called
 the police and federal investigators.

 After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that
 the white substance unknown to players was the "GOAL LINE."

 Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was
 unlikely to encounter the substance again.

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Subj:     Plaxico Burress On Gun Safety (S627)
          From: LABLaughsAdult
          on 1/16/2009
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yl-vT_EBGZc

 You can watch this cute, stupid video at the above
 source, or on my web site by clicking 'HERE'.

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Subj:     The Chaplain For Notre Dame (S495c)
          From: LABLaughsAdult on 7/17/2006

 Years ago, the chaplain of the football team at Notre Dame
 was a beloved old Irish priest.  At confession one day, a
 football player told the priest that he had acted in an un-
 sportsman-like manner at a recent football game.  "I lost
 my temper and said some bad words to one of my opponents."

 "Ahhh, that's a terrible thing for a Notre Dame lad to be
 doin'," the priest said. He took a piece of chalk and drew
 a mark across the sleeve of his coat.

 "That's not all, Father. I got mad and punched one of my
 opponents."

 "Saints preserve us!" the priest said, making another chalk
 mark.

 "There's more. As I got out of a pileup, I kicked two of the
 other team's players in a sensitive area."

 "Oh, goodness me!" the priest wailed, making two more chalk
 marks on his sleeve. "Who in the world were we playin' when
 you did these awful things?"

 "Southern Methodist."

 "Ah, well," said the priest, wiping his sleeve, "boys will
 be boys."

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Subj:     Craziest Touchdown Ever (S674b)
          From: Wimp.com on 12/10/2009
 Source: http://www.wimp.com/craziesttouchdown/

 Click on the above source, or 'HERE' for my copy, to see
 this short video.

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Subj:     Kid Tricks The Opposing Team
.............To Win A Football Game (S785)
          From: Wimp.com on 2/13/2012
 Source1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbfR0zxsOzg
 Source2: http://www.wimp.com/niceone/
 Click on either source, or 'HERE' for my copy, to watch
 this trick, youth football play.
 

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Subj:     Non Sequitur Cartoon (S783)
          By Wiley Miller
          From: WashingtonPost.com on 2/4/2012
Source: http://wpcomics.washingtonpost.com/client/wpc/nq/
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Subj:     Jerome Simpson's Front Flip Touchdown (S780)
          From: Wimp.com on 12/25/2011
Photo from YouTube.com...
 Source1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7KPZrv7JWE
 Source2: http://www.wimp.com/touchdownflip/
 On Saturday, Dec. 24,2011, the Cincinnati Bengals beat
 the Arizona Cardinals 23 to 16.  During this game,
 Jerome Simpson of the Bengals front flipped his way into
 the end zone.  This video was recorded live on Fox NFL.
 Click on either source, or 'HERE' for my copy, to see
 this amazing fourteen second video.
 

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Subj:     College Football Coach Quotes (S760)
          From: tom on 8/6/2011
Drawing from Flickr.com
 Source: http://www.davidstuff.com/humor/coachquotes.htm
 Click on the above source, or 'HERE' for my copy,
 to read some wonderful college football quotes.
 

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Subj:     B.C. Comic Strip (S626b)
          By Johnny Hart (1931-2007)
          From: Creators.com on 1/7/2008
 Source: http://www.creators.com/today-comics.html
 This comic strip discusses why grown men fight
 over a stupid football.  Click 'HERE' to read it.
 

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Subj:     Plaxico Burress (S619b)
          By Mike Luckovich
          From: WashingtonPost.com on 12/8/2008
 Source: http://comics.washingtonpost.com
........./11_editorialcartoons_mike-luckovich.html
 This political cartoon is about the professional football
 player, Plaxico Burress, shooting himself in the leg with
 a gun.  Plaxico had the gun in his sweatpants while at a
 night club. You can view this cute cartoon by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     Frank And Ernest (S606b)
          by Bob Thaves
          From: WashingtonPost.com on 8/16/2008
 Source: http://members.comics.com/members/common
........./affiliateArchive.do?site=washpost&comic=franknernest
 You can view this cute comic strip about football practice
 by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     NFL Quarterbacks' Names (S593)
          From: darrellvip
          on 5/31/2008
 You can view these four photos on why NFL quarterbacks
 need to keep their names short by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     Maxine On The Super Bowl (S573c)
          From: darrellvip
          on 1/14/2008
 To see the cartoon on Maxine's opinion of the Super Bowl,
 click 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     Georgia Mascot Missing (S554c)
         From: AFine963 on 8/29/2007
Drawing from Table and Home
 You can see the last photo taken of the Georgia Mascot
 before his unexplained disappearance on my web site by
 clicking 'HERE'.  If you know anything about this case,
 please contact the proper authorities.
 

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Subj:     Michael Vick Trial (S553b)
          From: CKButch4Femme
          on 8/22/2007
 Source: http://good-times.webshots.com
........./photo/2206584760047371020fSNnyd?vhost=good-times
 You can see this cute cartoon of the Michael Vick trial
 at the source above, or on my web site by clicking 'HERE'.
 The second Vick photo is from AFine963 on 8/24/2007.

From: LABLaughsClean on 9/12/2007 (S556b)
 "The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is
  likely to be the one who dropped it."  -- Lou Holtz

 "Motivation is simple. You eliminate those who are not
  motivated."  -- Lou Holtz / Arkansas

 "It isn't necessary to see a good tackle.  You can
  hear it."  -- Knute Rockne / Notre Dame

 "I've found that prayers work best when you have big
  players."  -- Knute Rockne / Notre Dame
 

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Subj:     Eight Raider Question-Answers (S523b)
          From: darrell94590 on 1/22/2007

 Q: What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching
    the Super Bowl?
 A: The Oakland Raiders.

 Q: What do the Oakland Raiders and
    Billy Graham have in common?
 A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".

 Q: How do you keep a Oakland Raider out of your yard?
 A: Put up goal posts.

 Q: Where do you go in Oakland in case of a tornado?
 A: To The Oakland Coliseum - they never get a touchdown there.

 Q: What do you call a Oakland Raider with a Super Bowl ring?
 A: A thief!!

 Q: What's the difference between the Oakland Raiders
    and a dollar bill?
 A: You can still get 4 quarters out of a dollar bill.

 Q: How many Oakland Raiders does it take to win a Super Bowl?
 A: Nobody knows and we will never find out.

 Q: What do the Oakland Raiders and possums have in common?
 A: Both play dead at home (and get killed on the road).

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Smiley snowman from
darrell94590 on 7/11/2006
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