Subj: Football-Supp Jokes
(Includes 40 jokes and articles, 13787,25,cf,trb2)
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Subj: Football-Supp Jokes (Includes 40 jokes and articles, 13787,25,cf,trb2) . |
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I Am A Champion - The Greatest Speech Ever [ENG SUB] (S783)
From: Christopher Pearson on Facebook on 1/12/2012 |
You wanna get pumped and motivated
before important match
or game? Watch this video and
and start celebrating victory.
Click on the above source, or
'HERE'
for my copy, to see
this great, football, motivational
speech.
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Field of Dreams 2: Lockout (S756)
From: Funny Or Die on 7/7/2011 |
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An Iowa corn farmer (Taylor Lautner),
hearing voices,
interprets them as a command
to build a football field
in his fields; he does, and
the National Football League
comes. Field of Dreams
2 with Taylor Lautner and the
cast (Ray Liotta, Dennis Haysbert
& Marielle Jaffe) and
the stars of the NFL (Ray Lewis,
Tony Gonzalez, DeSean
Jackson is a funny, all too
real problem that American
males must face this fall.
Click on the above source,
or 'HERE'
for my copy, to see this cute video.
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Final Football Play Of Trinity Vs. Millsaps (S737)
From: Wimp.com on 2/26/2011 |
End Zone angle of the final play
of Trinity vs. Millsaps
Football. Down 24-16 with
just over two minutes to go,
Trinity's Riley Curry scored
to cut the lead to 24-22.
After a missed two point conversion
attempt, Trinity's
defense held Millsaps to a three-and-out
without using
any timeouts. The Tigers
were left with two seconds and
60 yards to go for a score.
15 laterals and 62 seconds
later, Trinity crossed the goal
line to win the game and
take the upper hand in the conference
standings. Seven
of the 11 players for Trinity
touched the ball including,
Blake Barmore, Shawn Thompson,
Riley Curry, Josh Hooten,
Michael Tomlin, Stephen Arnold,
and Brandon Maddux.
Click on either source, or 'HERE'
for my copy, to see
this absolutely amazing play.
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Wilson Football Factory (S729)
by Media Cabin1 From: ft.apache on 12/31/2010 |
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Here is an inside look into Wilson's
Ada, Ohio, football
factory where all of the official
NFL game balls are made.
The video shows the step-by-step
process that each football
goes through. Click on
either source, or 'HERE'
for my copy,
to see how an NFL football is
made.
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Subj: Dave, Oprah &
Jay Leno's Super Bowl Ad (S711b)
From: YouTube.com on 8/28/2010 |
Click on the above source, or
'HERE'
for my copy, to see
the worst Super Bowl party ever?
Watch Dave, Oprah and
Jay in this Super Bowl commercial
for The Late Show.
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John Cleese Rant: Soccer Vs. Football (S701)
From: Wimp.com on 6/21/2010 |
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This is an excerpt from the documentary
"The Art of
Football from A to Z".
John Cleese compares soccer
and American football.
Click on either source, or
'HERE'
for my copy, to listen to this very articulate
man.
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Lingerie Bowl (S672b)
From: LABLaughsAdult on 11/19/2009 |
The Lingerie Bowl is an annual
Super Bowl halftime
alternative special shown on
pay-per-view TV. It
features a game of full-contact
American football
with models playing seven-on-seven
tackle football.
It first aired during Super
Bowl XXXVIII in 2004
with New York Euphoria losing
to the Los Angeles
Dream by a score of 6-0.
The players in the game
wear panties, a sports bra,
and some protective gear
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Source:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGG2QZkiah4 Click on the above source, or 'HERE'
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Source:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wus2ltRw64w Click on the above source, or 'HERE'
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Source:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBr6jEChFMU Click on the above source, or 'HERE'
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Football Like It Was (S664)
From: tom on 9/25/2009 Photo from
YouTube.com...
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Art Donovan -- a guy famous for
both playing football and
being the worst wrestling announcer
in wrestling history
(in 1994) appears on Johnny
Carson's Tonight Show in 1990.
Click on the above source, or
'HERE'
for my copy, to see
and listen to this old time,
funny, football player.
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NFL Fantasy Files: The Best Players (S626b)
From: darrellvip on 1/30/2009 |
In this video seven NFL stars
compete for your vote for the
best player with seven amazing,
impossible football acts.
Even if you don't like NFL Football,
it's worth watching.
Click on the above source, or
'HERE'
for my file version,
to see this video.
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Bob Nelson's Classic Football Routine
From: tom on 10/8/08 & 1/3/12 (S615b,S781) Photo from
YouTube.com...
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From the 1980s, Bob Nelson was
just starting his comedy
career. This movie was
made at Dangerfield's Comedy Club
of his famous football routine.
Either go to the above
source, or click 'HERE'
to see this very funny standup act!
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Subj: Oakland
Raider Alert (S505)
From: jbcary1 on 9/25/2006
Oakland Raiders football practice
was delayed nearly two hours
today after a player reported
finding an unknown white powdery
substance on the practice field.
Head coach Art Shell immediately
suspended practice and called
the police and federal investigators.
After a complete analysis, FBI
forensic experts determined that
the white substance unknown
to players was the "GOAL LINE."
Practice resumed after special
agents decided the team was
unlikely to encounter the substance
again.
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Plaxico Burress On Gun Safety (S627)
From: LABLaughsAdult on 1/16/2009 |
You can watch this cute, stupid
video at the above
source, or on my web site by
clicking 'HERE'.
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Subj: The
Chaplain For Notre Dame (S495c)
From: LABLaughsAdult on 7/17/2006
Years ago, the chaplain of the
football team at Notre Dame
was a beloved old Irish priest.
At confession one day, a
football player told the priest
that he had acted in an un-
sportsman-like manner at a recent
football game. "I lost
my temper and said some bad
words to one of my opponents."
"Ahhh, that's a terrible thing
for a Notre Dame lad to be
doin'," the priest said. He
took a piece of chalk and drew
a mark across the sleeve of
his coat.
"That's not all, Father. I got
mad and punched one of my
opponents."
"Saints preserve us!" the priest
said, making another chalk
mark.
"There's more. As I got out of
a pileup, I kicked two of the
other team's players in a sensitive
area."
"Oh, goodness me!" the priest
wailed, making two more chalk
marks on his sleeve. "Who in
the world were we playin' when
you did these awful things?"
"Southern Methodist."
"Ah, well," said the priest,
wiping his sleeve, "boys will
be boys."
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Craziest Touchdown Ever (S674b)
From: Wimp.com on 12/10/2009 Source: http://www.wimp.com/craziesttouchdown/ |
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Click on the above source, or
'HERE'
for my copy, to see
this short video.
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Subj: Short
Football Jokes
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Kid Tricks The Opposing Team
.............To Win A Football Game (S785) From: Wimp.com on 2/13/2012 |
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Subj: Non
Sequitur Cartoon (S783)
By Wiley Miller
From: WashingtonPost.com on 2/4/2012
Source: http://wpcomics.washingtonpost.com/client/wpc/nq/
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Jerome Simpson's Front Flip Touchdown (S780)
From: Wimp.com on 12/25/2011 Photo from
YouTube.com...
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College Football Coach Quotes (S760)
From: tom on 8/6/2011 Drawing from Flickr.com |
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B.C. Comic Strip (S626b)
By Johnny Hart (1931-2007) From: Creators.com on 1/7/2008 |
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Plaxico Burress (S619b)
By Mike Luckovich From: WashingtonPost.com on 12/8/2008 |
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Frank And Ernest (S606b)
by Bob Thaves From: WashingtonPost.com on 8/16/2008 |
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NFL Quarterbacks' Names (S593)
From: darrellvip on 5/31/2008 |
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Maxine On The Super Bowl (S573c)
From: darrellvip on 1/14/2008 |
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Georgia Mascot Missing (S554c)
From: AFine963 on 8/29/2007 Drawing from Table and Home |
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Michael Vick Trial (S553b)
From: CKButch4Femme on 8/22/2007 |
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From: LABLaughsClean on 9/12/2007 (S556b)
"The man who complains about
the way the ball bounces is
likely to be the one who dropped
it." -- Lou Holtz
"Motivation is simple. You eliminate
those who are not
motivated." -- Lou Holtz
/ Arkansas
"It isn't necessary to see a
good tackle. You can
hear it." -- Knute Rockne
/ Notre Dame
"I've found that prayers work
best when you have big
players." -- Knute Rockne
/ Notre Dame
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Subj: Eight
Raider Question-Answers (S523b)
From: darrell94590 on 1/22/2007
Q: What do you call 47 millionaires
around a TV watching
the Super Bowl?
A: The Oakland Raiders.
Q: What do the Oakland Raiders
and
Billy Graham have
in common?
A: They both can make 70,000
people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".
Q: How do you keep a Oakland
Raider out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.
Q: Where do you go in Oakland
in case of a tornado?
A: To The Oakland Coliseum -
they never get a touchdown there.
Q: What do you call a Oakland
Raider with a Super Bowl ring?
A: A thief!!
Q: What's the difference between
the Oakland Raiders
and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get 4 quarters
out of a dollar bill.
Q: How many Oakland Raiders does
it take to win a Super Bowl?
A: Nobody knows and we will
never find out.
Q: What do the Oakland Raiders
and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home (and
get killed on the road).
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Smiley snowman from
darrell94590 on 7/11/2006 |
