Subj: Hunting And Camping Supp Jokes
(Includes 31 jokes and articles, 06 1077,25,cif,wXT3a6a,15)
..........Updated through Skeet Shootin' at 4.2
JOELFALLON on 11/15/2004
Subj: Non Sequitur Cartoon (S868)
By Wiley Miller in 2013
William Shatner As Denny Crane
.............On Boston Legal, 2004-08
From: tom in 2012 (S824)
Boston Legal is a spin-off of
long-running series The
Practice. Denny Crane (played by William Shatner) is
the founder and senior partner of Crane, Poole ? Schmidt.
Denny is a renowned attorney of some fifty years who
claims he has never lost a case. He considers himself a
legend and loves to say his own name.
I never saw an episode of Boston
Legal, but after seeing
these two videos, I wish I had watched this very funny
show and amazingly pompous character.
Crane On Gun Control (d-iFrame)
Crane, and a junior partner names
|Subj: Denny Crane For
In Season 4 Episode 19 The Gods Must
Be Crazy first aired on 5/14/08,
some leading Republicans grilled
Denny as a possible candidate for the
President of the United States. Click
Subj: The Ex-wife (S836)
From: AFine963 in 2013
Tim decided to tie the knot with
his long time girlfriend.
One evening, after the honeymoon, he was assembling some
loads for an upcoming hunt.
His wife was standing there at
the bench watching him.
After a long period of silence she finally speaks ...
"Honey, I've been thinking ... now that we are married, I
think it's time you quit hunting, shooting, handloading,
and fishing. Maybe you should sell your guns, boat, and
Tim gets this horrified look on his face.
She says, "Darling, what's wrong?"
"There for a minute you were sounding like my ex-wife."
"Ex-wife!", she screams, "I didn't know you were married before!"
Jackass 3D Paintball Duck Hunting
From: kgilmour2000 in 2011
..........(S757d-iFrame, in Redneck-Supp)
In Theaters on October 15th,
2010, The JACKASS pranksters
are at it again in this third outing presented for the
first time in 3D -- an effect that will no doubt redefine
the use of the in-your-face technology. Click 'HERE' to
see this cute, bizarre, redneck stunt.
Subj: Non Sequitur Cartoon II (S1026)
By Wiley Miller in 2016
John Pinette's "Goes Camping"
..........From: tom in 2011 (S757d-On Site)
Source: (Removed by Image Entertainment)
to see John Pinette doing his joke routine
about camping in a 2006 stand-up, comedy routine.
Subj: The World's Largest Army? America's Hunters
From: rfslick in 2012 (S831)
Source: (Removed from pittsreport.com)
The state of Wisconsin has gone
an entire deer hunting season
without someone getting killed. That's great. There were over
600,000 hunters. Allow me to restate that number. Over the
last two months, the eighth largest army in the world - more
men under arms than Iran; more than France and Germany combined
- deployed to the woods of a single American state to help keep
the deer menace at bay.
But that pales in comparison
to the 750,000 who are in the
woods of Pennsylvania this week. Michigan's 700,000 hunters
have now returned home. Toss in a quarter million hunters in
West Virginia, and it is literally the case that the hunters
of those four states alone would comprise the largest army in
America will forever be safe
from foreign invasion with that
kind of home-grown firepower. Hunting - it's not just a way
to fill the freezer. It's a matter of national security.
||I tried to check this article at snopes and urban legends|
FMG-9 Folding Gun (S718d-iFrame)
From: darrellvip in 2010
Magpul showing off the FMG-9
concept folding gun. Click
'HERE' to the future of self-protection.
Subj: Hunting Moose In Canada (S468, S661)
From: roybarron in 2006
Source: (Removed from ronn.com)
Two hunters decide to go moose
hunting in Canada. They hire
an airplane to drop them off in a remote region. The pilot
drops them off and tells them: "I'll be back in one week.
No more than one moose - got it?"
One week passes, and the pilot
returns. The hunters have
two moose. The pilot says: "Hey, I told you guys no more
than one moose." One of the hunters replies: "Look the
pilot told us the same thing last year and we gave him a
*big* tip to take both moose out."
The three of them argue for several
minutes more. The pilot
gives up and agrees to take both moose. They load up the
moose and fire up the plane. The plane shudders and strains
trying to take off. It finally gets the wheels off the
ground 5 feet, 10 feet.... Whoops! It runs out of runway
and smashes into a tree.
The two hunters, dazed and confused
make there way out of
the wreckage. One hunter looks at the other and says:
"Where the Hell are we?"
The other looks around and replies:
"About 100 yards further
than we got last year!"
The (Lego) Lee
.............Enfield Sniper Rifle
in 2010 (S700b,d-iFrame)
|Photo from MOCPages.com|
This is a video of a working
magazine-fed rifle in bolt-
action configuration, with detachable magazines, sniper
scope and bi-pod. Bolt-action rifles were one of the
first types of repeating rifle, along with the pump-
action and lever-action. They were used in WWI and WWII,
as they are reliable and easy to use. The mechanism is
a pretty simple one, and because of this hardly ever jams.
Click 'HERE' to see this amazing, Lego rifle.
Subj: Couple Lost While Hiking (S696b)
From: Anonymous Jr. in 2010
Steve took his new wife camping
for the first time. At
every opportunity, he passed along outdoor- survival lore.
One day they got lost hiking in the deep woods. Steve
tried the usual tactics to determine direction; moss on
the trees (there was no moss), the direction of the sun
(it was an overcast day).
Just as his wife was beginning
to panic, Steve spotted a
small cabin off in the distance. He pulled out his binoc-
ulars, studied the cabin, then turned and led his wife
right back to their camp.
"That was terrific," she said,
impressed. "How did you do
"Simple," he replied. "In this
part of the country, all TV
satellite dishes point south."
Subj: Bizarro Cartoon II (S1004)
By Dan Piraro in 2016
Skeet Shootin' - Texas Style
From: YouTube.com in 2010
..........(S687d-iFrame, in You-Know-Supp)
Not really! It's an Aussie TV
ad for Carlton Dry Lager.
Click 'HERE' to enjoy it.
Subj: Ole's Hunting Accident (S681b)
From: allenbergman on 1/26/2010
Ole was out enjoying a nice morning
of duck hunting when
he decided to take a leak. He walked over to a tree and
propped up his shotgun. Just then a gust of wind blew,
the gun fell over and discharged shooting him in the
Several hours later, lying in
a hospital bed, he was
approached by the doctor, who said, "Well Sir I have some
good news and some bad news. The good news is that you're
going to be okay. The damage was local to your groin.
There was very little internal damage and we were able to
remove all the buckshot. The bad news is that there was
some pretty intensive buckshot damage done to your penis.
I'm going to have to refer you to my sister."
"Vell, Ay guess dat isn't too
bad," Ole replied. "Iss yewr
sister von of dem plastic surgeons?"
"Not exactly," answered the doctor.
"She's a flute player
in the Minneapolis Symphony. She's going to teach you
where to put your fingers so you don't pee in your eye."
The Swiss Room Box (S791d)
From: kgilmour2000 on 3/8/2012
The Swiss Room Box is the world's smallest motor home set.
||It fits most cars and
is now available
in North America. But it's going to
cost you. The SwissRoomBox is priced
over $8,000, plus overseas shipping.
Click 'HERE' to see this great way
to car camp..
Photo from TinyHouseTalk.com
Subj: Firearms Refresher Course (S538)
From: jbcary1 on 5/10/2007
1. An armed man is a citizen. An unarmed man is a subject.
2. A gun in the hand is better than a cop on the phone.
3. Colt: The original point and click interface.
4. Gun control is not about guns; it's about control.
5. If guns are outlawed, can we use swords?
6. If guns cause crime, then pencils cause misspelled words.
7. "Free" men do not ask permission to bear arms.
8. If you don't know your rights you don't have any.
9. Those who trade liberty for security have neither.
10. The United States Constitution (c) 1791. All Rights reserved.
11. What part of "shall not be infringed" do you not understand?
12. The Second Amendment is in
place in case the politicians
ignore the others.
13. 64,999,987 firearms owners killed no one yesterday.
14. Guns only have two enemies: rust and politicians.
15. Know guns, know peace, know
No guns, no peace, no safety.
16. You don't shoot to kill; you shoot to stay alive.
17. 911 - government sponsored Dial-a-Prayer.
18. Assault is a behavior, not a device.
19. Criminals love gun control -- it makes their jobs safer.
20. If guns cause crime, then matches cause arson.
21. Only a government that is
afraid of its citizens
tries to control them.
22. You only have the rights you are willing to fight for.
23. Enforce the "gun control
laws" we ALREADY have,
don't make more.
24. When you remove the people's
right to bear arms,
you create slaves.
25. The American Revolution would
never have happened
with gun control.
26. "A government of the people,
by the people,
for the people..."
"Those who hammer their guns
will plow for those who do not."
-- Thomas Jefferson
Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women
From: jcary on 2/9/2013 (S840d)
Source: (Removed from iwastesomuchtime.com)
I could NOT find a video of this
Late Show With
David Letterman's "Top 10 List", but I loved it
too much to not post it on my site. Click on
'HERE' to learn why men prefer Guns over women.
Subj: Doctors Vs Guns (S439b, S606)
From: jbcary1 on 6/21/2005
and From: allenbergman on 8/13/2008
(A) The number of doctors in the U.S. is 700,000.
(B) Accidental deaths caused by physicians per year are 120,000.
(C) Accidental deaths per physician is 17.14%.
Statistics courtesy of the U.S.Dept of Health and Human Services
(A) The number of gun owners
in the U.S. is 80,000,000
(yes that's 80 million).
(B) The number of accidental
gun deaths per year,
all age groups, is 1,500.
(C) The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is 0.001875%.
Statistics courtesy of the FBI
So statistically, doctors are
approximately 9,000 times more
dangerous than gun owners.
Remember, guns don't kill people, doctors do.
FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN,
BUT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS
AT LEAST ONE DOCTOR.
Please alert your friends to
this alarming threat. We must
ban doctors before this gets completely out of hand!!!
Out of concern for the public at large, I have withheld
statistics on lawyers for fear the shock would cause
people to panic and seek medical attention.
Subj: Non Sequitur Cartoon III (S1077)
By Wiley Miller on 9/6/2017
The Battle Of Athens:
............Restoring The Rule Of Law (S836d)
From: hendersonjrg on 1/15/2013
The Battle of Athens was an armed
rebellion led by WWII
veterans and citizens in Athens and Etowah, Tennessee,
United States, against the tyrannical local government
in August 1946. This is from a movie made about the
incident. The still pictures are actual photos of the
incident. Comparing the photos to the movie clip, it
seems that the movie didn't really show it as bad as
to see this important, 2nd Amendment
rights, true story video.
Subj: Anti-Gun Control Statistics (S493b)
(See 'Australian Gun Control' in Australian)
WARNING - This is a news article and NOT a joke.
In 1911, Turkey established gun
control. From 1915 to 1917,
1.5 million Armenians, unable to defend themselves, were
rounded up and exterminated.
In 1929, the Soviet Union established
gun control. From
1929 to 1953, about 20 million dissidents, unable to defend
themselves, were rounded up and exterminated.
In 1935China established gun
control. From 1948 to 1952,
20 million political dissidents, unable to defend themselves,
were rounded up and exterminated.
In 1938 Germany established gun
control. From 1939 to 1945,
13 million Jews and others who were unable to defend them-
selves were rounded up and exterminated.
In 1956 Cambodia established
gun control. From 1975 to 1977,
one million 'educated' people, unable to defend themselves,
were rounded up and exterminated.
In 1964 Guatemala established
gun control. From 1964 to 1981,
100,000 Mayan Indians, unable to defend themselves, were
rounded up and exterminated.
In 1970 Uganda established gun
control. From 1971 to 1979,
300,000 Christians, unable to defend themselves, were rounded
up and exterminated.
Defenseless people rounded up
and exterminated in the 20th
Century because of gun control: 56 million.
It has now been 12 months since
gun owners in Australia were
forced by new law to surrender 640,381 personal firearms to
be destroyed by their own government, a program costing
Australia taxpayers more than $500 million dollars.
The first year results are now
in: Australia-wide, homicides
are up 3.2 percent Australia-wide, assaults are up 8.6 percent
Australia-wide, armed robberies are up 44 percent (yes, 44
percent!) In the state of Victoria alone, homicides with
firearms are now up 300 percent.
(Note that while the law-abiding
citizens turned them in, the
criminals did not, and criminals still possess their guns!)
While figures over the previous
25 years showed a steady
decrease in armed robbery with firearms, this has changed
drastically upward in the past 12 months, since the criminals
now are guaranteed that their prey is unarmed.
There has also been a dramatic
increase in break-ins and
assaults of the ELDERLY. Australian politicians are at a
loss to explain how public safety has decreased, after such
monumental effort and expense was expended in "successfully
ridding Australian society of guns." The Australian
experience and the other historical facts above prove it.
You won't see this data on the
American evening news or hear
our president, governors or other politicians disseminating
Guns in the hands of honest citizens
save lives and property
and, yes, gun-control laws affect only the law-abiding citizens.
The next time someone talks in
favor of gun control, please
remind them of this history lesson.
With guns, we are citizens. Without them, we are subjects.
Subj: Short Hunting/Camping Jokes
Tundra Comics (S856)
Created by Chad Carpenter on 1/8/2012
Drawing from TundraComics.com...
Subj: Bizarro Cartoon (S778)
By Dan Piraro on 12/15/2011
Maine Moose Hunting Trip (S777)
From: sam.hutkins on 12/3/2011
Gun Safety Knowledge (S736)
From: tom on 2/9/2011
Dilbert Comic Strip (S668b)
By Scott Adams on 9/24/2009
Subj: The Argyle Sweater Cartoon (S827)
by Scott Hilburn on 1/25/2007
From: AFine963 on 11/13/2012
The Wife's First Deer Hunt (S668b)
From: tom on 10/28/2009
Photo from LazyManStuff.com
Maxine On Camping And Grilling (S659)
From: dawineguy on 8/4/2009
Click 'HERE' to see eleven cartoons on Maxine's
Subj: Vegetarian Is An Old Indian Word (S913)
From: AFine963 on 7/3/2014
Whyatt Cartoons (S740)
By Tim Whyatt
From: gattica30 on 3/22/2011
Subj: Popsicle Stick Riddle (S828)
................Englewood Cliffs, NJ 07632
...........Click 'HERE' to see all 22 riddles.
............................From gattica30 on 2/22/09.