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Bachelor's quarters
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Dog on the rug
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Whiskers to blame
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No one
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To hug
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Burma-Shave
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Beneath this stone
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Lies Elmer Gush
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Tickled to death
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By his shaving brush
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Burma-Shave
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Bristly beard
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Or silky fuzz
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Just shave 'em back
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To where
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They was
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Burma-Shave
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College boys!
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Your courage muster
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Shave off
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That fuzzy
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Cookie duster
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Burma-Shave
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Every day
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We do
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Our part
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To make your face
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A work of art
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Burma-Shave
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Every second
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Without fail
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Some store
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Rings up
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Another sale
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Burma-Shave
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He had the ring
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He had the flat
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But she felt his chin
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And that
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Was that
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Burma-Shave
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Jonah took
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No brush
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To mop his face
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Where Jonah went
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He needed space
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Burma-Shave
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Lather was used
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By Daniel Boone
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He lived
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A 100 years
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Too soon
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Burma-Shave
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Noah had whiskers
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In the ark
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But he wouldn't get by
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On a bench
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In the park
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Burma-Shave
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Pity all
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The mighty Caesars
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They pulled
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Each whisker out
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With tweezers
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Burma-Shave
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| . . |
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That "pink toothbrush"
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Is a curse
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But that pink razor's
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A darn sight worse
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Use
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Burma-Shave
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The answer to
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A shaver's dream
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A greaseless
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No brush
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Shaving cream
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Burma-Shave
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The bearded lady
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Tried a jar
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She's now
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A famous
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Movie star
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Burma-Shave
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| . . |
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The game laws
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Ought to
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Let you shoot
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The bird who hands you
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A substitute
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Burma-Shave
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Tho living costs
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Are upward bound
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Four bits
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Still buys
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Half a pound
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Burma-Shave
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When cutting
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Whiskers
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You don't need
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To leave one half
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Of them for seed
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Burma-Shave
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