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All these years
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Your skin
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Has dried
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Why not moisten
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Up your hide
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Burma-Shave
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As you journey
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Down the years
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Your mirror is
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The glass that cheers
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If you use
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Burma-Shave
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Cheer cheer
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The gang's
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All here
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Riding along
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Three million strong for
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Burma-Shave
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Congressman Pipp
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Lost the election
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Babies he kissed
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Had no protection
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To win -- use
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Burma-Shave
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Cooties love
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Bewhiskered places
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Cuties love the
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Smoothest faces
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Burma-Shave
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Ed's face
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Is rough
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And rugged
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Ed's wife
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Doesn't hug Ed
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Burma-Shave
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Free! Free!!
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A trip
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To Mars
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For 900
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Empty jars
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Burma-Shave
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Golfers!
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Hole in one
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Is quite a feat
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Unless that hole
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Is in your meat
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Burma-Shave
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Hear about
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The jolly tar
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It smelled so good
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He ate
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A jar
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Burma-Shave
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His tenor voice
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She thought divine
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Till whiskers
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Scratched
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Sweet Adeline
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Burma-Shave
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If you
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And whiskers
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Do hobnob
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Some sailor gob
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Will steal your squab
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Burma-Shave
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If you're just
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An average man
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Wanting to look
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The best you can
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Use
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Burma-Shave
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Jimmie said a naughty word
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Jimmie's mother overheard
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Soapsuds? No!
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He preferred
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Burma-Shave
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Let's give the
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Clerk a hand
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Who never
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Palms off
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Another brand
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Burma-Shave
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Old McDonald
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On the farm
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Shaved so hard
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He broke his arm
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Then he bought
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Burma-Shave
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Riot at
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Drug store
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Calling all cars
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100 customers
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99 jars
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Burma-Shave
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Shaving brush
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And soapy smear
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Went out of
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Style with
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Hoops my dear
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Burma-Shave
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Smith Brothers
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Would look immense
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If they'd just
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Cough up 50 cents
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For half pound jar
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Burma-Shave
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Special treatment
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Every hair
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Holds it up
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And cuts
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It square
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Burma-Shave
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The cream
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Preserves
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Pa's razor blade
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The jar preserves
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Ma's marmalade
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Burma-Shave
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| . . |
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To every man
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His shave
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Is best
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Until he makes
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The final tes
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Burma-Shave
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To get
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Away from
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Hairy apes
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Ladies jump
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From fire escapes
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Burma-Shave
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Your razor
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Floats thru
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The hair
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With the
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Greatest of ease
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Burma-Shave
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