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A silky cheek
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Shaved smooth
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And clean
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Is not obtained
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With a mowing machine
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Burma-Shave
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Bathroom shelf
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Surprises me
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From shaving clutter
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It's now free
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I'm using
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Burma-Shave
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| . . |
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Cheek to cheek
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They meant to be
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The lights went out
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And so did he
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He needed
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Burma-Shave
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Drive
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With care
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Be alive
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When you
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Arrive
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Burma-Shave
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Every
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Sheba
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Wants a sheik
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Strong of muscle
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Smooth of cheek
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Burma-Shave
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| . . |
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Fire! Fire!
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Keep cool
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Be brave
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Just grab
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Your pants and
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Burma-Shave
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Fingers were made
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Before brushes --
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Use 'em
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They're much safer
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You can't lose 'em
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Burma-Shave
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From Saskatoon
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To Alabam'
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You hear men praise
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The shave
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What am
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Burma-Shave
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Holler!
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Half a pound
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For half a dollar
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Isn't that
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A cheerful earful?
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Burma-Shave
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If harmony
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Is what
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You crave
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Then get
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A tuba
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Burma-Shave
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If HER whiskers
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Scratched YOUR cheek
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You would
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Send her out
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To seek
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Burma-Shave
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| . . |
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It's in
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The bag
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Of every man
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Who travels
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Lightly as he can
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Burma-Shave
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Kids! Attention!
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44 best jingles
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Used so far
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In jingle book
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With tube or jar
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Burma-Shave
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Little Willie
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Modern soul
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Busted Papa's
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Brush and bowl
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Nice work Willie
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Burma-Shave
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| . . |
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Men
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Who've tested
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Every brand
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Are just the ones
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Who now demand
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Burma-Shave
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'Mid rising
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Taxes
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Soaring rents
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Still half a pound
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For fifty cents
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Burma-Shave
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My neck was sore
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In front before
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And also
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Sore behind
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Before
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Burma-Shave
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| . . |
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No pulling
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At the whisker base
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A soothing film
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Protects
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Your face
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Burma-Shave
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On a highway ad
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He spied it
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Bough a jar
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Now glad he
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Tried it
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Burma-Shave
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Other things have
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Gone sky high
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Half a dollar
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Still will buy
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Half pound jar
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Burma-Shave
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| . . |
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Paper hangers
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With the hives
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Now can
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Shave with
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Carving knives
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Burma-Shave
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Rip Van Winkle
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Said he'd rather
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Snooze for years
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Than shave
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With lather
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Burma-Shave
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Romances are wrecked
|
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Before they begin
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By a hair
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On the coat
|
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Or a lot on the chin
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Burma-Shave
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| . . |
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Salesmen, tourists
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Camper-outers
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All you other
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Whisker-sprouters
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Don't forget your
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Burma-Shave
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Say, big boy
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To go
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Thru life
|
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How'd you like
|
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A whiskered wife?
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Burma-Shave
|
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Stomach ache!
|
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Doctor --
|
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Toothache!
|
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Dentist --
|
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Whiskers!
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Burma-Shave
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| . . |
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Substitutes!
|
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Smooth guys sell 'em
|
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Easy marks use 'em
|
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Well groomed men
|
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Always refuse 'em
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Burma-Shave
|
|
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The burma girls
|
|
In Mandalay
|
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Dunk bearded lovers
|
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In the bay
|
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Who don't use
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Burma-Shave
|
|
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The cannibals
|
|
Took just one view
|
|
And said
|
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He looks too nice
|
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To stew
|
|
Burma-Shave
|
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| . . |
|
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The cream
|
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One hears
|
|
The most of now
|
|
Comes from a jar
|
|
Not from a cow
|
|
Burma-Shave
|
|
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The crowd
|
|
You see
|
|
Around that store
|
|
Are Burma-Shavers
|
|
Buying more
|
|
Burma-Shave
|
|
|
You've laughed
|
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At our signs
|
|
For many a mile
|
|
Be a sport
|
|
Give us a trial
|
|
Burma-Shave
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