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A peach
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Looks good
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With lots of fuzz
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But man's no peach
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And never wuz
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Burma-Shave
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A whiskered gent
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At a bazaar
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Paid for
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A kiss
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But got a jar
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Burma-Shave
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At crossroads
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Don't just
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Trust to luck
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The other car
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May be a truck
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Burma-Shave
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Careless
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Bridegroom
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Dainty bride
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Scratchy whiskers
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Homicide
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Burma-Shave
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Careless driving
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Soon we hope
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Will go
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The way
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Of brush and soap
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Burma-Shave
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Christmas comes
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But once
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A year
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One swell gift
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That's always here
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Burma-Shave
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Darling I am
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Growing old
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Nonsense!
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Do as you
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Are told -- get
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Burma-Shave
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Drive like
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A railroad engineer
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Take it easy
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When the road's
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Not clear
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Burma-Shave
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Hardly a driver
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Is now alive
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Who passed
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On hills
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At 75
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Burma-Shave
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I proposed
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To Ida
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Ida refused
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Ida won my Ida
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If Ida used
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Burma-Shave
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If you dislike
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Big traffic fines
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Slow down
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'Till you
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Can read these signs
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Burma-Shave
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| . . |
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Mirror on
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The bathroom wall
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What's the
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Smoothest shave
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Of all?
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Burma-Shave
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Mom and Pop
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Are feeling gay
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Baby said
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As plain
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As day
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Burma-Shave
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Past
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Schoolhouses
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Take it slow
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Let the little
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Shavers grow
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Burma-Shave
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| . . |
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Shaving brushes
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Soon will
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Be trimmin'
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Those screwy hats
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We see on wimmin
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Burma-Shave
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Shiver my timbers
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Said Captain Mack
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We're ten knots out
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But we're turning back
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I forgot my
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Burma-Shave
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Soap's
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That irritate
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Their mugs
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Turn jolly gents
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To jitterbugs
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Burma-Shave
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| . . |
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Spread it on
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And lightly too
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Shave it off
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That's all
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You're through
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Burma-Shave
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Special seats
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Reserved in hades
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For whiskered guys
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Who scratch
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The ladies
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Burma-Shave
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Spread it on
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And lightly too
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Shave it off
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That's all
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You're through
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Burma-Shave
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| . . |
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The queen
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Of hearts
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Now loves the knave
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The king
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Ran out of
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Burma-Shave
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Try a tube
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The cream
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That's in it
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Is making friends
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A man a minute
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Burma-Shave
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