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A Christmas hug
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A birthday kiss
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Awaits
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The woman
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Who gives this
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Burma-Shave
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A scratchy chin
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Like bright
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Pink socks
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Puts any romance
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On the rocks
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Burma-Shave
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All little rhyming
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Jokes aside
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Don't be content
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Until you've
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Tried
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Burma-Shave
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Always remember
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On any trip
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Keep two things
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Within your grip
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Your steering wheel and
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Burma-Shave
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Buy a jar
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Take it from me
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There's so
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Much in it
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The last half's free
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Burma-Shave
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College cutie
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Pigskin hero
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Bristly Kiss
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Hero
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Zero
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Burma-Shave
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Don't pass cars
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On curve or hill
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If the cops
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Don't get you
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Morticians will
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Burma-Shave
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Give hand signals
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To those behind
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They don't know
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What's in
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Your mind
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Burma-Shave
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Guys whose eyes
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Are in
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Their backs
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Get halos crossing
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Railroad tracks
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Burma-Shave
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He married Grace
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With scratchy face
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He only
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Got one day
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Of Grace!
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Burma-Shave
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He's the boy
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The gals forgot
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His line
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Was smooth
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His chin was not
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Burma-Shave
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It's best for
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One who hits
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The bottle
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To let another
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Use the throttle
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Burma-Shave
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Just spread
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Then pat
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Now shave
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That's
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That
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Burma-Shave
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Prickly pears
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Are picked
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For pickles
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No peach picks
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A face that prickles
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Burma-Shave
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Put your brush
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Back on the shelf
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The darn thing
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Needs a
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Shave itself
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Burma-Shave
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Said Juliet
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To Romeo
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If you
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Won't shave
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Go homeo
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Burma-Shave
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Substitutes
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Would irk a saint
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You hope they are
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What you know
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They ain't
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Burma-Shave
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Substitutes and
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Imitations
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Send 'em to
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Your wife's
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Relations
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Burma-Shave
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The bearded devil
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Is forced
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To dwell
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In the only place
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Where they don't sell
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Burma-Shave
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You can't reach 80
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Hale and hearty
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By driving 80
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Home from
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The party
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Burma-Shave
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When you drive
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If caution ceases
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You are apt
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To rest
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In pieces
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Burma-Shave
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With glamour girls
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You'll never click
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Bewhiskered
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Like a
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Bolshevik
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Burma-Shave
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Burma-Shave painting from eBay sale...
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