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At intersections
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Look each way
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A harp sounds nice
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But it's
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Hard to play
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Burma-Shave
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Broken romance
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Stated fully
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She went wild
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When he
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Went wooly
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Burma-Shave
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| . . |
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Don't stick
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Your elbow
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Out so far
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It might go home
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In another car
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Burma-Shave
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From
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Bar
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To Car
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To
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Gates ajar
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Burma-Shave
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Gets each
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Whisker
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At the base
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No ingrown hair
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On neck or face
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Burma-Shave
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| . . |
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He used
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Umbrella
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For parachute
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Now rejects
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Every substitute
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Burma-Shave
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Here's
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A good deed
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For a scout
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Tell your dad
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All about
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Burma-Shave
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If every sip
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Fills you
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With zip
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Then your sipper
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Needs a zipper
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Burma-Shave
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| . . |
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If man bites doggie
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That is news
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If face
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Scares doggie
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Better use
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Burma-Shave
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Life is sweet
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But oh how bitter!
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To love a gal
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And then
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Not git 'er
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Burma-Shave
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Remember this
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If you'd
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Be spared
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Trains don't whistle
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Because they're scared
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Burma-Shave
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| . . |
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Rhyme and reason
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Every season
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You've read
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The rhyme
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Now try the reason
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Burma-Shave
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She kissed
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The hairbrush
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By mistake
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She thought it was
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Her husband Jake
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Burma-Shave
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Soldier
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Sailor
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And marine
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Now get a shave
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That's quick and clean
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Burma-Shave
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| . . |
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Substitutes
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Resemble
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Tail-chasing pup
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Follow and follow
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But never catch up
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Burma-Shave
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Tell
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The dear
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Who shops around
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That half a buck
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Buys half a pound
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Burma-Shave
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The answer to
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A maiden's prayer
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Is a man
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Most anywhere
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Using
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Burma-Shave
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| . . |
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They missed
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The turn
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Car was whizz'n
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Fault was her'n
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Funeral his'n
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Burma-Shave
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Trains don't wander
|
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All over the map
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For no one
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Sits on
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The engineer's lap
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Burma-Shave
|
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When better
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Shaving brushes
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Are made
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We'll still shave
|
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Without their aid
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|
Burma-Shave
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| . . |
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When junior takes
|
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Your ties
|
|
And car
|
|
It's time to buy
|
|
An extra jar
|
|
Burma-Shave
|
|
|
When Peter Piper
|
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Pickle picker
|
|
Kissed his gal
|
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His beard
|
|
Would prick 'er
|
|
Burma-Shave
|
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Wild
|
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Dashes
|
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From by-ways
|
|
Cause crashes
|
|
On highways
|
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Burma-Shave
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